#someone slide into my dms

[ju-panic]

God I'm craving pussy so hard rn, I NEED you to sit on my face. I need to taste you and shove my tongue inside you and feel your thighs clamp around the side of my head. I need to grip your hips and feel you writhe against my face in pleasure as I pull delicious moans and whimpers out of you with my tongue.

#ask #someone should slide into my dms and take care of me #im so wet #its all your fault guys

[strawb3rryshortcak3s]

Doing job applications is soul sucking. Doesn’t the universe understand I should get paid to read books and online shop 😫

#a day in the life #also if you’re someone who’s in a position to hire ppl please slide in my dm’s #my qualifications are I have a useless masters degree and I’m pretty

[beesinaskirt]

I need like someone to introduce me to some of the new-ish ninjago villains bc i stopped watching before the Harumi season-

#i know her obv #ninjago #lego ninjago #i dont even know what to tag this #someone please slide into my dms and info dump on me #/gen #/srs #crash course me

[bulldog-butch]

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#oh lmao #lol #i had a lot of reasons for leaving tumblr but i was just violently reminded of one of them #and that is seeing someone so hot that my immediate reaction is to want to slide into the dms #AND I AM NOT DOING THAT ANYMORE #was just reminded how hot one of my mutuals is and dropped my phone #bork bork! #send help

[weirdsociology]

There’s a post on my dash right now that I don’t want to reblog because I don’t want to be fighty or mean, but it’s telling people to go to the doctor if they have heavy flow or bad menstrual cramps, and boy HOWDY do I have some bad news about how that’s gonna go.

I’m not gonna say no one ever gets their issues solved, and not every doctor will treat you badly or tell you it’s normal. But we just don’t know very much about uterus-havin’ in allopathic medicine and if you don’t respond to a few different kinds of hormone therapy/birth control and you’re reluctant to have your uterus removed, you’re kind of shit out of luck.

And don’t get me wrong, if you’re bleeding out every month and incapacitated by cramps, absolutely go to a doctor. Try birth control! Try a vitamin screening panel! Try all the low hanging fruit solutions before you give up, for sure!

Just don’t be surprised when there isn’t a solution. It’s not your doctor’s fault - it’s the way the medical and scientific research system has ignored “women’s” health issues for hundreds of years.

It’s a sad thing to say but unless you get lucky, you’re probably gonna do better with trial and error and Reddit than in a doctor’s office.

#someone on that post is like ‘get screened for endo’ #my friend the only conclusive screening for endo is abdominal surgery and a good rummage around #what the fuck are you even talking about #also #sometimes the solutions are actively harmful in ways that no one will tell you about #my iud gave me a chronic condition that no one warned me about that i will have forever #this is not to slam iuds! #they’re great! #but just…. #the state of uterus-owners’ healthcare is D I R E #related: if you have awful cramps and heavy flow slide into my DMs #bc i have some off-label medication usages to recommend #menstruation #period

[hecatesbroom]

The Lyctors really are the perfect combination of the dramatic, unhinged, middle-aged characters I love, and an exploration of what immortality and (near) eternal grief and guilt does to a person.

#those old people are everything that usually draws me to specific characters and now theres a WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM #please slide into my dms to yell about them lmao i'd love to talk about them to someone #(even if we're not mutuals! this is an open invitation lol) #the locked tomb #tlt #lyctors

[swampndn]

Friends, ya bitch did it again. We got yet another random man in love with me, and this time, he was the camera operator for an interview I was doing.

#He was weirdly nervous putting my mic on #He had to move my hair out of the way and commented about how soft it was #He's a Black man so allowed to touch my hair #don't worry #THEN during the ENTIRE ONE HOUR interview he was just cheesing behind that camera #And when we cut he commented on my southern twang #then he personally escorted me to this ofher area and I don't think he was supposed to because the people were like where are you going??? #asking me all kinds of questions #opening doors and shit #He outwright smitten #then I strutted to my car like yes #ya bitch still got it #also he really perked up when someone asked me if I lived in the area and I said relatively close #now time will tell #how long til he slides in my DMs? #I mean #I ain't looking #still too traumatized #but I do love free dinner

[silverduckie]

....okay so I dmed someone to remove a gif of mine because they reposted it from a watermarked set that explictly said in the body of the post that those gifs are not allowed to be resposted, right? (and the watermark was still in the gif even 😂) And like they did it, and in the time it took me to type a thank you message, they just deleted their account????

#like dude i was just gonna let it slide after you removed my gif like... yeah I did warn them if they didn't remove it I was gonna like #make a public post about the theft but like... you removed it - all I care about. Other gif makers will defend their own gifs like #i'll be honest when I went into the actor's tag for self-care because this week is rough and saw that I was pissed so I was mean for me lik #wasn't my harshest moment in the dms with this stuff but definitely wasn't my normal super friendly hey i assume you didn't #see the disclaimer but- message style either - i was very firm #listen there's only so many times you can be nice and someone tells you to kill yourself before you're no longer nice in the initial messag #i've been giffing over a decade i'm tired and that scene alone took 30+ minutes to color because it came out of netflix's asshole i stg <3 #like i offered to reupload the scene for them too if they wanted to just gif it themselves okay but god #wish fanfic writers understood the whole if you wouldn't want someone to steal your entire fic don't steal gifs #like literally i can only speak for myself but I work with fanfic writers who dm me BEFORE they steal the gif like... just shoot me a #message - I'm usually pretty nice unless you literally stole my shit after I asked you not to

[jentlemahae]

if i ever became famous and someone found this blog i think i would genuinely die

#i was talking about this with my bestie today cause she was like ‘i would cry if someone found my finsta’ and i was like ‘well i would #cease to exist if someone found my tumblr’ 😭😭 #also if for some strange reason i become famous i would so try to slide in mark’s dms yall cant *block me 🙏🏻

[starsonmarsy]

4 ☺️

4. I’d like to hypnotize you

who is this 😳

#hmu and slide into my dms or ask box rn /hj #idk why i always kick my feet when someone wants to hypnotize me #it makes me all like teehee they think i'm cute 👉🏾👈🏾 #asks.txt #☺️ #ask games

[ssreeder]

SREEDIE YOU UPDATED and I haven’t even read the last chapter yet…

in my defence, I have moved countries so uh… keep waiting for me, my love, I shall soon return from the war <3

YOU MOVED?!??? I demand details please. I’ll wait forever for you my reekie-leekie. <3

#I’m like 90% sure you lives down under before #OMG WHERE ARE YOU NOW??? #I love getting your life updates haha #you slide into my DMs like ‘yo I made this bomb ass dessert want a play by play?’ #& I’m like duh bitch why are you even asking that?? #anyway I miss you of course because if I’m not feuding with my divorced wife then what’s the point of getting out of bed in the morning #*slams open cabinet of perfectly in tact lightbulbs* #& I HAVE AN ABUNDANCE OF LIGHTBULBS BECAUSE YOU HAVENT COME UH SMASHING BABE #ok anyway that’s it I love ya I miss ya and I hope you’re super excited about your move! #wohoooo!!! #leekie tag #leeeeeeekiiiieeee #dude tumblrs tagging system has been so fucked lately #they get rid of tumblr live and somehow manage to fuck up the tags #idk maybe because I’m on mobile but I can’t see any of my last tags #and someone like me who rambles in the tags needs to keep an eye on what they’ve said and sometimes I forget what I’m even talking about #I swear I’m the most distracting human even to myself fuckkkk #leekie I miss you #fucking come back to me

[rat-rosemary]

I'm consuming all the generation loss spoilers because I know for sure I'm never watching that bitch

#the dog barks #ranboo #generation loss #okay hear me out #it looks incredible it really does #HOWEVER #Im a pussy #so unless someone is offering to watch it with me my eyeballs will never see it #generation loss spoilers #im eyeing all my regulars who liked this post #hit me up lets watch it tougher on a discord call so yall can see me cry and squirm #and i can have emotional support #are you a notif scrunkly? slide into my dms

[nekoashiii]

・Notice !!

Closed!

So im actually looking for 3 proofreaders to help me with my work.

What do I get for proofreading your work?

1- Early access to my sagau and yandere fic.

2- tbh idk we can talk if that's what you like, if you give me a good idea for sagau I will write it so yeah kinda vip here

What are the requirements?

1- you have to be over 13.

2- your Grammer and spelling needs to be good.

If you are unfamiliar with who I am you can read my work here

If you are interested please dm me :) or just send an ask with your username in it I will reach out to you.

#sagau #genshin impact x reader #yandere genshin impact #genshin sagau #sagau yandere #x reader #Ayay looking for someone to proofread #so yeahhhh slide into my dms if you want

[ivymarquis]

hi while im revamping stuff I have brainrot of a virgin konig because reasons and he and the reader are just two idiots making eyes across the room at each other

#my brain has sorts of stuff its spinning around regarding this concept imma do something about it ayooooo #konig call of duty #cod mwii #konig x reader #just big scary guy learning to deal with feelings hgnnnn that scratches a delicious itch #as someone who was a late bloomer there's a certian point you just stop worrying about it and go on with the rest of your life and then boom #you're grown and behind the curve and you dont wanna tell anyone because folks are weird about it lol #yall pls slide in my askbox/dms with konig thoughts aHHHHHH