#someone stab me

[flowersforfrancis]

#these are getting in my head #Laughs nervously again #I’m so tired loves #someone stab me #anyway… #film scenes #film stills #films #tired #mentally tired #unmotivated #procrastination #dark academia #academia #studying #academia aesthetic #chaotic academia #classic academia #light academia #Life

[misguidedmeat]

hello tumblr im back crawling out of the pits of hell (tiktok) to cry about beefleaf THEYRE SO SAD AND AHGHHHHHH i cry

#tgcf #heaven official's blessing #beefleaf #he xuan #shi qingxuan #beefleaf makes me bawl my eyes out #someone stab me #shi qingxuan is such a sad character and i will die on that hill #wind master deserved better #shi wudu hate club (he was trying to save his little brother) #sobbing btw

[strangleetomz]

when i swore i was aromantic but now im catching myself getting butterflies at just the mere thought of somebody let alone being around them.

#someone stab me #like rn

[kashisun]

the store i work at is opening 2 hours earlier for black friday. I hate retail

#someone stab me

[slaughterlmao]

"omg im so emotional rn!!!!" girl all you feel is pure anger literally

#someone stab me

[codexxgigas]

I keep falling asleep right after work and waking up in the middle of the night only to go back to sleep again cause its too late to do anything else. i hate everything mainly myself how am i supposed to live when i keep doing this

#literally all i do is work and sleep and work isnt even that tiring rn i dont have to work overtime or anything #ive been meaning to do so many things when i come home but then i eat and fall asleep #i hate this so much #when do i live #why does this keep happening #someone stab me

[fiveholesinthefence]

Threw out our cloaks and daggers now

#someone stab me

[saltyoaktree]

google how to forget someone asking for a friend. its been a year btw

#someone stab me

[sleepless-crows]

i need to watch my silly videos and comfort people so bad rn but i can't

#if my parents see me 'enjoying' theyll think im slacking off #even though im mostly done #but theyre not #someone stab me

[ragsy]

big big big fan of found family relationships with shithead sibling dynamics

sure, yeah, they had no one in the world until they found each other, and they will fight tooth and nail for each other's safety, but they will also eat the last of the other's cereal and put the box back in the cabinet or tell the other's significant other every embarrassing story about them or greet each other by means of full body tackle and chokehold

#ragsycon exclusive #mark and pip have this dynamic and it gives me so much joy #she gives him so much shit for being awkward and painfully uncool but she will not hesitate to stab someone for being mean to him #he's focusing on something & doesn't hear her come in the room and she slaps him on the shoulder which startles him so badly he alert barks #which he is instantly mortified by the fact that he just literally actually barked and goes 'please don't tell anyone that happened' #to which pip responds by showing him her phone screen where she has just texted literally everyone that this just happened #...... #hall of fame

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

More random Nimona headcanons

Bal is one of those people who isn’t allergic to anything except one random medication that no one uses 

Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time it’s brought up because he’s allergic to everything 

His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesn’t remember a single thing on that list 

Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him “No you can’t eat that it has olives” “Not that either love it’s got lemon” and so on 

Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so he’ll eat it anyway

And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxiety 

One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling “Spit out the carrots Nemesis you don’t even like them that much!!” 

Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian roulette 

Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure

Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the years 

And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each other 

Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhood 

But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day

Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in

And he’ll hear Ambrosius mumble “I’m here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom”

He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining in 

One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks “Are you slaying monsters moonbeam?” Nimona yells from the other room “I’m so proud of him he’s truly protecting our kingdom” 

There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internet 

And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut you’ve ever seen)

And made Ambrosius sit through it 

That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time

Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photos 

There have been times when Nimona asks “Can we eat out tonight” and Bal tells her no and she sends him this 

He’ll text back “Is that my fucking wanted poster?!” 

She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didn’t expect this 

He calls her yelling “When the fuck did that happen?!” 

And she hangs up immediately to let Bal deal with it

#nimona 2023 #Nimona movie #nimona headcanon #nimona #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #im dedicated to destroying Ambrosius cool guy image #that man is a dork #a feral fucking loser #and I’m in love with him #when they were tricking the director Bal records it all #you can here him rewinding the video #which means he has a video of Nimona disguised as Ambrosius getting stabbed #and you think she wouldn’t use that as a meme? #you’re joking #someone take this movie away from me #they've invaded every part of my life #I cant even listen to music #I was listening to Hozier's new album and thought wow this is like Bal and Ambrosius #I just know Ambrosius was the sick kid growing up #I could write so much angst about that #I might do that next

[tiredfictiongate]

Thinking about a botched conversation and agonizing over how I absolutely suck at in-person human interaction.

Brain rot pls come back. I am in massive need of a distraction.

#ven in some kinda mood #i am in agony #omg it was so bad #if this sends me down a depressive spiral again i would not be surprised #someone stab me #maybe the physical pain will distract me from mental agony

[disilllusionment]

kk i tihnk we have expended our chatting time for the day i get the vibes hes a big introvert and not much into chatting which i totally am too except when i find someone i like a lot LIKE HIM COUGH COUGH COIUGH and want to chat them literally all the time how do i approach

#me #rant #advice #men #gross #kevin #please dont let this end #i dont want to lose him i want him #LMFAOAOAO #someone stab me

[reeve-in-a-suit]

Some fucking stab me I deleted a whole ass page WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!?

#tw stabbing #accident #fanfic writing #writing struggles #someone stab me

[skeletorishot]

you know when it gets to a certain point in the night and the mental illness returns yet again

#please i am so miserable #someone stab me #vent

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Thank you. I'm sorry.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jin guangyao #lan wangij #jin ling #LWJ shifting into fight mode was so damn cool. He is always ready to start throwing hands. #It's in a way that befits someone with a bit more bloodlust that his calm demeanor lets on - but nearly always in defense of someone. #What a great synergy with his personal philosophies! see that he is a Genuinely Noble Guy time and time again! #Is is also way more hilarious and unhinged than most people give him credit for? Also yes. #Nothing and no one ever said he did not or would not rip off JGY's hat mid-fight. I think LWJ needs to snatch more wigs LITERALLY. #Yes I'm delaying the part where I have to address the emotional turmoil of Jin Ling stabbing wwx. It gutted me terribly. #What is worse that realizing that someone you respected has done horrible things #than discovering someone who did horrible things being a kind and trustworthy person? #What is more horrifying that realizing other people are extremely complex and cannot be categorized into black and white? #When people hurt us or our loved ones we very much want to make them out to be irredeemable monsters. But they are not. #It is not actually such a terrible fate to just be a person. To be forgiven and forgive is possible. To change is possible. #This lesson is hard. It is something you have to actively challenge yourself to do. Black and white is the innate path to go down. #And its *why* I love Jin Ling so much. He is the character who fights the longest and hardest to challenge social and personal beliefs #He gets a pass for stabbing wwx for being so deliciously conflicted and tormented by it. #And with wrists THAT limp I can't imagine the wound was particularly deep