#someone take tumblr away from me

[mydeerfellow]

Can't wait for Rosie to give Alastor's actual backstory in contrast to Mimzy's edition.

"yes this is my goblin son and he's very silly yet somehow I love him even if he cries about his mom an awkward amount"

#hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin headcanons #alastor headcanons #hazbin rosie #someone take tumblr away from me #i cant be contained #alastor is a mamas boy and everyone should know it

[gallifreyanhotfive]

Help I took too much ibuprofen, saw a picture of a Thin Mint cookie, and am now wondering if Gallifrey has an equivalent of Girl Scout where a bunch of Time Tots go around trying to sell cookies or whatever to grown up Time Lords who are equally excited for cookie season.

Just thinking about Borusa rolling up to Beta Shrigma and Costco's cookie stand and ordering 20 boxes of the Shortbread of Rassilon.

#there is like no basis for this in canon #i was just thinking about doctor who and looking at cookies #help i have a problem #doctor who #dw #dr who #classic who #new who #borusa #theta sigma #koschei #doctor who academy era #gallifrey academy #gallifreyan academy #academy era #gallifrey #time lords #someone take tumblr away from me #first doctor #the doctor #the master #girl scout cookies

[allagogtoreblog]

Y/N: Sorry, Eds, but I think I had an allergic reaction to that new bubble bath we used last night. (You make a vague gesture downwards) Everything is kinda... inflamed at the moment.

Eddie: The shire is burning, so backdoor it is.

Y/N: ....

Y/N: ....

Y/N: You're sleeping on the couch tonight.

#eddie munson x reader #eddie x reader #eddie x fem!reader #stranger things incorrect quotes #eddie munson incorrect quotes #the shire is burning #and by shire i mean vajajay #i thought of this at work #someone take tumblr away from me

[fairybin]

thinking about getting your acrylic nails done, except you get way too horny so you ask your best friend soobin to finger you seeing as you can’t do it yourself 😵‍💫

#txt hard hours #txt smut #txt hard thoughts #soobin smut #soobin hard hours #soobin hard thoughts #someone take tumblr away from me #i’m sickk

[ionlydidthisforspirk]

“IM TWEEDLE DEE HE’S TWEEDLE DUM”

‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

“WE’RE SPACEMEN MARCHING TO A DRUM”

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#YESSSSS #People just don’t make meaningful lyrics anymore #someone take tumblr away from me #star trek #trek #star trek tos #tos #spock #jim kirk

[queenrisa14]

Me watching the Sailor Moon Cosmos trailer:

#sailor moon memes #someone take Tumblr away from me #I'm having way too much fun #I love the jacket I swear it's just so funny #mamoru chiba #sailor moon cosmos #stars arc #sailor moon #I love him #but I'm going to cry during these movies

[uhavedemons011]

Okay, so…. I have a point to make:

If Mike doesn’t know that Will is in love with him, then Byler is canon.

If Mike does know that Will is in love with him, then Byler is canon.

Here’s why:

Everyone knows will is gay. If Mike doesn’t know, then that means Mike doesn’t see Will how everyone else sees Will. Mike thinks that Will is normal. What does normal mean? Like everyone else. So Mike thinks that Will is like everyone else, but everyone else thinks Will isn’t like them. So basically, this means that ‘everyone else’ is Michael Wheeler. Therefore, since he thinks that Will is normal, he thinks that he himself is normal because he is the same as Will. (Gay. Not to say that gay isn’t normal, it just wasn’t normalized.)

If Mike does know that Will has a crush on him, then, OMFG. He wants to be around Will, who he knows has a crush on him, and continues to smile at and apologize to Will to make sure that Will likes him. Any other person who doesn’t want to date their best friend would make sure that their best friend stops liking them.

So basically, no matter what Mike knows, that is proof that Byler is canon.

#am I delusional or is this real #did I crack the case or am I delusional #delulu #someone take tumblr away from me #this obsession is getting to be too much #byler is canon #byler is actually canon #that’s insane #byler endgame #byler #stranger things #byler season 4 #I swear I’m right #pleaseeee #explain why I’m wrong #I’d like to see you try

[xluciifer]

pizza pasta put it in a box.... deliever it to my home and put it on my coc-

❝ My coccyx, right? That's what you were gonna say, right? ❞

#rockange #someone take tumblr away from me #crack. #sinner questions.

[fiddlstyx]

made these one day when i was home sick from school and spent like the whole day watching musical’s and drawing. day well spent, id say

#the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid #paul mathews #emma perkins #fanart #someone take tumblr away from me #fiddl’s fiddles #fiddl is kicking it up a notch

[equaly]

petition for someone (him) to piss and spit on me and call me a worthless slut while i worship him and call him daddy

#p!ss kink #someone take tumblr away from me

[osamusbigtits]

is a kenjaku, gojo, getou threesome possible?

#someone take tumblr away from me #jjk #bex thoughts

[ac1dxandy]

Silly little sneak peak for what I'm working on and yes it's a scene redraw :]

#shawn td #scene redraw #im not mentally stable #someone take tumblr away from me #silly art tag #i cannot contain the silliness #i guess

[wikiangela]

me last night: okay so tomorrow I'll write that fluff fic, and finish the fake dating chapter, and also maybe I'll finally get in the mood to watch lone star...

Tumblr this morning: "DO MORE"

my brain: DO MORE DO MORE DO MORE writing sad and angsty shit again because DO MORE

#911 spoilers #911 fox #do more #fanfic writing #I also have work to do and dinner to make #someone take tumblr away from me

[can-of-pringles]

Oh no the blorbo posting has taken over

Anyway here's my favorite pictures of Amicia 💜

#someone take tumblr away from me #/j #amicia de rune #a plague tale #a plague tale requiem #a plague tale innocence

[void-occupation]

Whatever you do, don't think about how the song "Remember Everything" by Five Finger Death Punch fits Halt and his childhood trauma to a T.

I'm not going to go into a full analysis. I'm not going to go into a full analysis. I'm not going to go into a full-

FULL ANALYSIS AHEAD (disclaimer: "Remember Everything" does not belong to me)

"Dear mother, I love you. I'm sorry I wasn't good enough. Dear father, forgive me. Cause in your eyes, I just never added up. In my heart I know I failed you, but you left me here alone."

Halt talks about how Ferris was the favorite child, and how his parents fought all the time. We all know by now about Halt's tendency to blame himself for things (as seen in "The Battle for Skandia" and "Erak's Ransom"). He probably blamed himself for his parents arguing all the time - hell, he literally said that he refused to tell his parents that Ferris was actively trying to kill him because he thought that Ferris was the only thing they cared about and he didn't want to take that away from them. Even though it was his choice, Halt was a kid. He probably felt at least a little bit abandoned and betrayed that his parents didn't seem to even notice anything amiss before Halt ran away.

"If I could hold back the rain, would you numb the pain? Cause I remember everything."

Something else that is touched on in the fourth book is Halt's tendency to deflect conversations that confront him on his fears and such. It's a fairly offhand note, but it has some pretty big implications. Halt has this need to make sure that everyone else is okay, while simultaneously ensuring that no one ever sees his suffering. He is constantly shielding other people, and feels guilty when he requires that same protection.

"Dear brother, just don't hate me for never standing by you, or being by your side."

I refuse to believe that Ferris was the murderous evil twin from the start. There was probably a very large portion of heir childhood where Halt and Ferris were close, before Ferris became obsessed with the crown. That would be a good reason why Halt only suspected Ferris later on. I feel like Halt would spend a lot of time telling himself that it was something he did that sent Ferris over the edge, and he would blame himself for the betrayal.

"Dear sister, please don't blame me. I only did what I thought was truly right."

I can't be the only one who thinks that Halt always regretted leaving Caitlyn behind, but he knew it was either that or kill Ferris, which is something I don't think he would ever be capable of doing. He loved his twin too much.

"It's a long and lonely road when you know you walk alone."

I know that Halt wasn't technically alone, and he became part of a massive found family, but not being able to tell anyone about the things he went though, and the people he left behind as well as his reasoning would have been isolating - if not crushing - for anyone. Hell, no one knew his real last name or anything about his past for just about 24 years. Not even mentioning the fact that when he finally admits it, he is 41 years old, so he has hidden this for well over half his life, not counting the 17 years he actually lived in Clonmel. That is a long time to carry around huge amounts of trauma without telling anyone who cares about you.

"I feel like running away, I'm still so far from home."

This one is fairly obvious. However, it is not talked about nearly enough that Halt is a runaway. Let that sink in for a second. What do you think of when you hear the term 'runaway' in reference to a child? For most, it's the thought of a kid escaping an abusive household and living on the streets with nothing but a backpack filled with belongings. That was what Halt did at 17. Except he had to go all the way to a foreign country to escape his situation. And the only person he ever saw from home again was the person who had made him leave in the first place.

"I'll burn it all to the ground before I let you in."

This is pretty much Halt's whole philosophy on showing any sort of emotion to people. He didn't smile around Will until months into his apprenticeship, and it took years until he was able to summon the courage to tell Will the truth about his mother. And again, the whole 24 years of absolute secrecy about his childhood doesn't exactly show someone that is willing to open themselves up to others.

"Please forgive me, I can't forgive you now."

Halt still blames himself for the rift between himself and Ferris, but he is also consumed by hurt and betrayal over the fact that Ferris cared more for the crown then he did his own brother, and I can't blame him even a little bit for feeling that way. Especially considering that when they do finally meet up again, Ferris shows no real sign of regret for his actions.

All-in-all, this just feels like a violently Halt-esque song. The pain and regret is something I think his character suffers a lot of, and this captures that really well.

If you made it to the end of that ungodly ramble, kudos to you because holy hell, I think I was temporarily possessed by the god of angst.

#halt o'carrick #ferris o'carrick #caitlyn o'carrick #halt's parents #there's seriously no tag for that?? #ranger's apprentice #will treaty #five finger death punch #I seem to be completely incapable of producing a post that is a reasonable length #someone take tumblr away from me #character study #“Halt Go To Therapy” Challenge: fucking failed #What The Hell Are You Talking About I Am Completely Normal About This Character

[gi-nathlam-hi]

“completely had to rework my entire understanding/headcannons around their relationship and i don't mind” okay I’m so curious - what was your understanding/headcanons about Elrond and Galadriel’s relationship before TROP?

Oh! Thank you for the ask omg. I'm so sorry it took me this long to get back to you because this is such a fun question!

TLDR: I headcannoned them as being basically coworkers who mutually respect that the other person is really wise and levelheaded and knows what they're doing, and have a LOT of issues with each other but they've called a mutual truce for Cel and the kids' benefits. And when things are calm/good they're generally fond of each other and amicable. But I just never imagined them being close or familial the way they are in the show at all.

LONG ASS post under the cut because I can't be normal about trying to explain my own thoughts on things and I ended up clipping parts of my fanfics to hopefully illustrate what I mean lol. **Includes references to kidnap fam, fair warning. So if that's not your thing just be warned that this is VAGUELY pro kidnap-fam (but not like...out and loud kidnap fam apologist material at all. They're just mentioned a lot as a motive for why I see Elrond and Gal's relationship the way that I do).

I just never got the impression that they were ever close in the way that Rings of Power portrays them. I think my thoughts are more easily summed up with some of these snippets:

Elrond never knew quite how to feel when Lady Galadriel visited Imladris. The fact that he was a Fëanorian fosterling and didn’t seem to openly hate either Maedhros or Maglor had always been a point of tension between the two of them-- begrudgingly softened at first by his service to Gil-Galad in Lindon (she had regarded him with marked suspicion then), softened further by long years of strictly political interactions which gradually morphed into a form of friendship, and then at last that friendship had turned familial when he had married Celebrían. But familial relationships could often be far more fraught with unbearable awkwardness than friendships, and so it had, in some ways, been a step backward for the two of them.

-

A hand closed around that notion the way an eagle might snatch a mouse. Elrond sucked in a breath and shut his mind before the inquiry could actually grasp hold. They had reached the council chamber. Lady Galadriel was already there in her white gown standing at the overlook, staring up at the rising moon and pointedly ignoring him as if she had not just reached for his thoughts the way a small child might reach for an especially enticing piece of candy.  Elrond paid her a respectful bow. “My apologies for rushing out so abruptly and for keeping you waiting, my lady.” He stuck with Sindarin, no matter how many times Galadriel always tried to coax him into Quenya. He had a lingering Fëanorian lisp that he had absorbed from his fathers as a child and had never quite been able to rid himself of, much to the amusement of his wife and the chagrin of her parents. She turned to look at him with a nod. The corners of her mouth curled up. “The child?” The question was in Quenya, naturally. He never would understand why, if she disliked his accent so much, she insisted on trying to get him to speak it. 

-

So, basically things aren't necessarily tense between them but they aren't great, either. But they for sure have never disliked each other in my head. There is just a whole lot of baggage. Galadriel still considers him part of her family and loves him and likes to tease him in her own way! Case in point:

Thranduil had hardly spared him a glance through most of breakfast, but now Elrond felt him studying him, squinting. He caught the king’s eye and frowned. “What?” “Are you aware that your ears are bruising? Rather impressive bite mark, I must say.” Elrond flushed red. “I hadn’t noticed.” Thranduil hummed into his teacup. “Blush as prettily as you like. It doesn’t help them blend in any better. You may wish to consider wearing your hair a bit...differently. Though I suppose your wife rather likes the look of her handiwork. No--” he put a hand on Elrond’s arm. “Do not rush out, mellon nín. T’would draw far too much attention. Celebrían!”  Celebrían looked up from mid conversation with her mother. Elrond shielded his very pink face in one hand.  “You must be more careful with your poor husband. Peredhel skin bruises more easily, I think.”  Elrond could just fade from shame. He felt sure Galadriel was hiding a choked laugh in her cup. Celebrían shot Thranduil a knife-sharp glare. Thranduil reclined in his chair with a smug smirk and gave one of Elrond’s uniquely-shaped ears a fond tug.  “Oh, stop turning so pink, Peredhel,” Galadriel said. She nudged Celebrían in the shoulder. “You have always liked his ears.”  Celebrían let out a cry of pure outrage. “ Amya! Please!”  “It was all she could talk about during your betrothal.” When Lindir came running up to the dais with some announcement, Elrond had never been more glad to see him.

But there is still some underlying tension and I kind of have it in my head that they have a sort of...agree to disagree dynamic when it comes to Maedhros and Maglor, which leads to a LOT of simmering conflict that can bubble up in times of stress. I do like the whole concept of kidnap fam but my feelings on them are really complex...and that's a post for another day. But basically long story short: I think Elrond does consider Mae and Mags to be his dads (more than Earendil. I know that's uh...a VERY contentious headcannon but I stick by it). Galadriel understandably hates this and in my head it's just this GIANT source of conflict for them.

And I think rather than me muddling through trying to explain how I carry this headcannon out when writing their relationship it's better again if I just show you lol:

A commotion buzzed through the corridor outside and Galadriel stormed into the room the very next second, eyes gleaming with fury. Elrond shot to his feet and stepped between her and the lump on the bed. “Stand aside,” she said coldly.  “I will not,” Elrond replied, trying to sound much more calm than he felt, drawing himself up to full height. “I apologize, mother-of-my-beloved, but if you would do him harm, you must strike me first.”  War waged in her green eyes.  Elrond held his breath, and then quietly pleaded: “Please, my lady. He is your kin.”  “That mattered little to him or his Oath,” she snarled back. “Or have you forgotten, Eärendilion? Is your memory so short?”   The patronym made him flinch. Still, he would not move. “I have forgotten nothing.” “It would not be kinslaying,” she said, stepping to the left. Elrond matched her, still barring her way. She glared at him. “It would be justice.” Despite himself, he felt tears brimming in his eyes. “Look at him!” he hissed. “Look at him and tell me justice has not been paid a thousand times over!”  Her gaze passed over Elrond’s head to Maglor, to where he lay broken, bloodied, and very small on the bed, gripped in a sleep that bordered perilously on death. Her expression did not soften. She made another step for him and Elrond barred her way yet again, bowing his head. “I will not fight you,” he murmured. Truly, in his state he could not. “But neither will I let you take his life. We stopped killing our kin a long time ago, please do not start again. Not here. Not in my house. Not now. Please-- look to the future as you have always done. Stop this madness. Let it end.” He could feel her glaring down with him with eyes that burned. The air lay thick between them. Every muscle in his body was tense, ready to throw himself over Maglor if need be-- but Galadriel didn’t move. It felt like hours passed.  Galadriel lifted her sword and he half-sprung into action, but she simply slammed it back into its sheath. “You are beloved-of-my-daughter, and I have grown very fond of you. But should evil befall your city, my daughter, or my grandchildren on account of the Fëanorian it will be on your head, and your fate will be the same as his.”

So before TROP, this is kind of what their relationship at its core boils down to. They have a LOT of issues with each other that they have learned to set aside/work past due to a) being coworkers for the greater good of middle earth (bearers of the Three) b) Celebrian's benefit c) Arwen, Elladan, and Elrohir's benefit Like, they're fond of each other now. They know each other really well now. But I just never had it in my head that they were at all super chill with each other during the Second Age. It's really funny actually?? TROP's dynamic between Galadriel and Elrond looks a LOT more like how I imagined Gil-Galad and Elrond's relationship before seeing the show! And vice-versa. Just take show!Gil and Elrond's dynamic and apply it to Elrond and Galadriel and that's pretty much how I viewed their dynamic during the Second Age (and during times when they're uh...fighting....for some reason in the Third Age re: the above snippets lol).

That isn't to say that Galadriel necessarily disliked/hated Elrond in my head. She just didn't trust him due to his connection with and unwillingness to let go of Maedhros and Maglor.

If her daughter must be wed, it would be to no one less than the Peredhel. Galadriel had originally envisioned Gil-Galad (queen of the Noldor was Celebrían’s birthright, if Galadriel had anything to say of it—she was just as Noldorin as she was Sindarin, and the granddaughter of Arafinwë and great granddaughter of Finwë, no less), but Gil-Galad was not available. The Peredhel was descended from Melian the Maia and Galadhon on his mother’s side, and could have had the crown himself if he so wished—being descended from Ñolofinwë several generations back. Beyond that he was clever, a strategist, a politician, and in possession of his own realm. He would be able to give Celebrían the standard of living she was accustomed to. The life she deserved. He was pleasant to look at, too (on some days he gave Galadriel goosebumps, for how in the right light beneath certain trees it seemed Lúthien— perhaps even Melian herself—was incarnated before her eyes).  And he was kind and gentle, which never hurt. It was almost a waste: he hadn’t a shred of ambition for all his cunning and claim. Then again, neither did Celebrían. Perhaps that was for the best. Ambition had thus far been rather ruinous for the Noldor. It seemed the younger generations had managed to learn from their predecessors’ mistakes. 

so....yeah...

I do really LOVE what they've done with them in the show though!! So I've sort of adopted it as a secondary viewpoint because I'm so fond of it. So many of the show's interpretations of characters (especially GIL-GALAD) are WILDLY different to how I view them that I kind of have a seperate box in my head now of Rings of Power 'verse as opposed to my usual "canon" 'verse that I tend to keep consistent throughout my work.

Whew! That was a WAY longer answer than I'm sure you wanted lol. Don't ask me questions like this. I can go for hours and hours about my own thoughts on things lol.

#elrond #galadriel #maedhros #maglor #kidnap fam #trop #rings of power #the rings of power #my fics #i guess #lol #someone take tumblr away from me #i need to go to bed