#someone write this fic

[teddypickerry]

au! where jess is a protective older sibling taking care of a little sister/brother like they’re his own WHEN.

#doula isn’t even canon imo #he would have such a soft spot for a little sibling oh my god #he leaves for the city and comes back to bring her back with him when he gets money #SOMEONE WRITE THIS FIC #jess mariano #dad jess mariano #gilmore girls #teddypickerry #gilmore girls asks

[the-merchant00]

Imagine Ava coming back and seeing this new Beatrice.

God help her  😂

#warrior nun #avatrice #ava x beatrice #sister beatrice #ava silva #i doubt ava would look at another human being ever again #imagine all the new sister warriors crushing on beatrice and poor ava fighting them off #someone write this fic #hahahahaha #kristina tonteri young

[ecoamerica]

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#ACLA24 #ACLA24Leaders #youtube #youtube video #climate leaders #climate solutions #climate action #climate and environment #climate #climate change #climate and health #climate blog #climate justice #climate news #weather and climate #environmental news #environment #environmental awareness #environment and health #environmental #environmental issues #environmental justice #environment protection #environmental health #Youtube

[ncityprincess]

Idk y but Ten is such sneaky link material or fwb material like you whine to him abt your boy problems and he's just like "he's an asshole anyways, want to help relieve that sexual frustration?" Also thinking of one night you're really stressed and ten offers to give you a oil massage while you just bamble abt your problems and he's just like "mhm", he'd be such a good listener. Just very attentive when you come around.

omg YES!!!! out of everyone in nct ten is one of the members of wanna be friends with the most. i love that one fan call where the girl is just telling him all of her relationship drama and he’s like girl dump him!!! he would be equal parts sensitive and real. you definitely need that in a friend.

and i just know ten is a real freak so yeah let’s fuck while we’re at it 😃

#you’ve got mail 💌 #ten lee #someone write this fic #ten nct #ten hard hours #ten smut

[ineffablepearofidiots]

I love how Sister Mary Loquacious is so Maggie-coded, and Sister Theresa Garrulous (I did not realize that was even her name) is so Nina-coded, IMO like what an uno reverse in season 2. And how apparently garrulous and loquacious both mean excessively talkative!!!

The details of this show never end. Like in every universe, two fools will realize that regardless of differences and appearances, they are the same at their core ineffably. We need the follow-up on what happened to sister theresa fr, they are my crowley x shadwell equivalent of two people who interacted once and now I have decided have something going on.

#good omens #good omens s1 #sister mary loquacious #sister theresa garrulous #someone write this fic

[911onabc]

if buck was on milf manor wouldn't that mean Margaret was also on milf manor????? Wasn't that the milf manor twist???

honestly i've never seen milf manor i only know about it through my brother in law but buck seems like the kinda guy to meet a random older woman and go on with her and be like "we are found family so it counts" meanwhile she's just some lady they met on a call

#someone write this fic

[sapphire-weapon]

This is more of a rant than anything. The part where Leon wakes up after getting his plagas zapped and he asks Ashley if she did it herself, I feel as though that will be minimized because they are going to show Ada helping her. I like Ada, but I also liked that it implied that Ashley could handle the reigns on her own to some degree. We already know that Ada destroyed the tower in chapter 1, since she has the rocket launcher at the end, and from Separate Ways (which we're eventually going to get again) Ada's never too far from Leon cause she needs him for her own thing. I liked Ashley's growth and I hope I'm wrong to some extent, cause that would mean that she lied to him even if Ada asked and I can't handle that 😭! Ok. This terrible and all over the place rant is over.

if this happens then it means that RE4make changes it so that she doesn't lose the fight to saddler, and i don't know how they're gonna do that because saddler still has to string her up at the docks.

i mean i GUESS there's ways to do that?? but like. i doubt it. the only thing between luis's lab and finding ada strung up are two small rooms with novistadors in them. there's not enough time for ada to help ashley help leon and then disappear again and then get caught and then lose and then get strung up, unless saddler literally suckerpunches her on her way out, which would suck and be stupid.

also i kind of find it hard to believe that ada would walk into luis's lab and then not take anything on her way out.

like. i hear you. it's fucking bananas that the game wants us to believe that 120lb ashley lifted 250+lbs of muscle plus probably another 100lbs of tac gear up onto that chair by herself, so it stands to reason that someone must have helped her, but it's also resident fucking evil LMAO it's just as likely the explanation is "bruhhh adrenaline is whack, u hear about that shit where moms lift up cars to save their babies and shit? it's like that"

but like if it does become a thing, i don't have a problem with ashley keeping the secret from leon, personally -- and i think that's because i'm not picturing it happening the same way you might be. considering ashley's breathless, excited "yeah. yeah, i did this" reaction, chances are her encounter with ada was extremely positive. instead of ada just walking in and making it easy and then turning around and going "don't tell him i did this" it might be something more like... it's an almost comical situation of ashley and ada trying to lift leon's heavy ass, where it's VERY VERY VERY CLEAR that there's absolutely no way ada would've been able to do it without ashley, either. and then at the end of it ada's just winded and exhausted like like "... go ahead and take all the credit. i'd really rather not have him holding this over my head. you know how he is." and it's like. a nice bonding moment between ladies.

but. you know. until proven otherwise, my personal headcanon is that the merchant was the one who helped ashley. he fuckin walks in on his way to his final location and sees leon passed out on the floor all plaga-ified and is just like "well. that's sure not going to be good for business." and it definitely throws out his back but he just keeps on truckin.

#i want to believe that ashley and ada become friends at some point #and it just makes leon's life completely fucking miserable #COULD YOU IMAGINE THE POWER THOSE TWO WOULD HAVE OVER HIM IF THEY WORKED TOGETHER #HOLY SHIT #SOMEONE WRITE THIS FIC #leon's actually so fucking lucky that chris wound up hating ada #because imagine if he got in on this too #that would be like #the trifecta of leon torture #and claire's just cackling in the background like it's the best day of her life (because it is)

[duskkodesh]

So I did a hangout in the game and the player character and Morbius start talking about movies:  PC: “When has anyone ever walked away from an explosion slowly?” M: “I know, action movies are ridiculous.” PC: And romantic comedies. Why must there be some convoluted plot for two people to fall in love?” M; “...Actually that is very close to online dating. I tried it.” Michael... Michael freaking Morbius canon has an online dating profile in at least one reality. My headcanon was correct and yet still, WTF?

#I WISH I'D RECORDED THIS #Because I'm summarizing and don't have the exact dialogue #Can you freaking imagine getting matched online with Michael freaking Morbius? #It's Morbin' time indeed #Plot twist: he gets matched with Spider-woman who shows up to the date and beats the crap out of him #SOMEONE WRITE THIS FIC #michael morbius #Midnight Suns #Still playing vidya games

[burntheupholstery]

The Owl House seems custom-built for a His Dark Materials fusion

#someone write this fic #toh #the owl house #damon au

[historicity-was-already-taken]

Hannah Arendt totally thought Zivia was hot.

[Eichmann in Jerusalem p. 121]

#I’m posting this because the stuff I’m reading right now is too disturbing for this platform #but also #someone write this fic

[ashleybenlove]

I was just thinking... what if Valka joined the Wingmaidens (RTTE pretty much heavily implies she knew them)? 

Like, Hiccup shows up to their island with the Riders in Snotlout’s Angels and one of the women is like, THAT’S MY SON.

#ashleybenlove posts #how to train your dragon #httyd2 #Race to the Edge #season 5 #Snotlout's Angels #Someone write this fic #valka

[edwardskhakipants]

Wait, because I'm down for this idea too! Imagine a Twilight re-write where the boys don't actually care for the new girl like that outside of small town curiosity, but Edward takes one look at her and it's like he's never seen a girl before, he's literally on his knees head over heels (in contrast to when he first saw Bella in Midnight Sun and thought she looked ordinary), and it's actually a slowburn because Bella is totally oblivious to his advances due to her insecurities and not believing a guy like him would ever look at a girl like her and then struggling to accept that he does feel something for her later on.

Yes yes yes!!

And imagine this: Bella finally, finally agrees to go on a date with Edward. He's so excited and plans something romantic and extravagant. He has to bring them out of town, because his family doesn't quite yet approve of his involvement with a human. However, when Bella notices that he keeps offering her food, but doesn't eat any himself, she jumps to the horrible conclusion that their date is nothing but a joke. That Edward is going to laugh with his friends later about everything she ate. She stops the date early and refuses to talk to him or even look at him.

It isn't until he saves her life and she learns the truth about his nature that she can slowly accept that his feelings for her are genuine.

#i need to quit my job and only write twilight fanfic #there are toooooo many fics in my head #and we just keep piling them on #pls #someone write this fic #i will beta #i will cowrite

[lgbtlunaverse]

There's a version of the "don't go grocery shopping while hungry" rule specifically for writers where you should never under any circumstances be allowed to touch your draft within 3 hours of reading a really good story. Because sometimes when you read something great your head goes "fuck this is so much better than my stuff I should make that more like THIS instead!" Look at me. That's the devil talking and you should close the document NOW.

#you will make superficial edits that do not gell well with the rest of your work #and won't actually capture what you thought was so good about that story #close the doc. sit down. think about it for a while. inspiration is fine. getting a 'eureka' moment from another story is fine #but if you find yourself comparing your work one to one with someone else's and taking any differences to be flaws on your part then STOP #you will never write good stuff by trying to make it look less like you wrote it #writing #writing advice #guess who just had to go into her google doc history and undo a bunch of panic-induced edits #because she read a fic about the same characters she's writing for? #meeee. they aged badly within just a few hours of hindsight. learn from my mistakes #self-hatred is not a good motivation for creation #fic writing

[littlelightfish]

This... this is a whole different kind of psychic damage here. When nightmares got Marcille, we get to knew that her's biggest fear is outliving her friends. This isn't even canon probably, but look at this. This isn't a "I don't want my friends to die" kind of dream. This is a "I'm terrified of loosing my daughters, of something killing them, and being incapable of stopping it" kind of dream. It's so simple yet it explains perfectly the whole of chilchucks character. He loves, he cares, deeply. But he, or doesn't acknowledges, or doesn't know what to do with that knowledge.

Besides that. Someone had to wake him up after this. Imagine the devastation in this man after he wakes up. He just saw his three little babys murdered corpses (or maybe he saw them die, wich isn't better). He would possibly not talk about it, and that would worry the hell out of the party, because we'll, they see him all down and only one of them knows what he saw. Imagine being the one to pull him from that nightmare. Seeing this man, usually so composed, fuking staring with tears and terror in his eyes to the composes of what you can only assume are his daughters. It would be heartwrenching.

Idk, I love this man so much...

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #if someone wants to write a fic on this #@ me #PLEASE I WANT TO SEEEE #or dm me so i actually see it #please #if someone makes something of this post... #swnd me an ask with a link #this post exploded i cant with all the notifs #i wouldnt know if someone @'d me #i did a tags recap down on the notes and wrote a bit of #chilchuck angst #for the simps out there #my shit

[stoopidstapler]

SO IVE BEEN GOIN INSANE SINCE THIS TRAILER DROPPED. JUST. SIMON. SIMON. SIMON.

#simon petrikov #fionna and cake #adventure time #goin insane over him #thers no words to describe how im feelin #i wish i could draw somehtin better but i am goin INSANE #FINALLY. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. we are being FED. #ALSO?? HOW THEY SHOWED HIM EXACTLY WHEN THE LYRICS GO ''WHATS WRONG WITH ME'. LIKE HELLO??????? #ive seen so many good theories PLEASE GOD WRITE FICS I AM BEGGIN I LL DRAW U FANART BLS HEL P #IDK WOT IM GONNA DO FOR A WHOLE MONTH #SOMEONE KNOCK ME OUT TIL THE 31ST. HIBERNATE ME. HELP. #also i need to put it out there the first thing i thought when i saw this trailer was simon is tryina rewrite fionna and cake #which is why their world keeps changin so much? idk idk #ive seen so many different ideas and they are all so good please help #ALSO GOD. THIS MAN IS JUST GOIN THRU IT. AND ITS ONLY BEEN A QUICK TRAILER. #im sorry for so many tags idk where to put these help #maybe i should make an actual blog for like. whatever. n reblogs. help.

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.

#the magnus archives #tma #michael distortion #the distortion #i think this would make everyone’s lives worse #the eye 🤝(<-phishing) the spiral #tricking someone into thinking you’re someone they can trust so that theyll give you info they can use against you? #that shits both eye and spiral coded af tbh #edit: for those who have said that they want a fic of this i would like to clarify that other people can do what they want with this idea #but i personally cannot write for shit #so i cannot provide a fic. unless you want it bland as hell and written in ieee format #sorry y’all. my skillsets are infodumping about spiders unprompted and eating chicken nugget

[somnimagus]

My page for @sheikahzine; about Impaz's duty to her village, empty of people and full of memories.

[id in alt text]

#legend of zelda #loz #twilight princess #loz tp #i'm still reeling that someone sent me an ask about this one.. that they took the time to find my tumblr and tell me they liked it #it really meant a lot; thank you to anyone that stops to leave comments like that. they make me happy #but yeah! here's the usual symbolism ramble: #i thought it'd be cool to have the 'spirits' flowing one way and the cats walking through them the other way #to kinda show the difference in life inhabiting the village in the past and present #link's face is covered because impaz was just waiting for 'the hero' so his clothes are what matters; not his face #and it (hopefully) gives a surreal and intangible sense to 'the hero' she could only hope would actually show up #you can feel free to interpret the glowy blue sheikah as ghosts or just as memories of the past! i couldn't decide either way #the one on the bottom left is oot impa since she's implied to be the village founder. so i guess she would be a ghost actually? #fan art #my art #project stuff #and ahhh the book-- everyone's stuff is so beautiful!! #especially the writing. some of the fics made me really tear up and some were so fun and clever. i really love them #a lot of them captured the sheer burden of the role of the sheikah; all of the time and grief and doubt #i know i always say this stuff about every project but. the people i get to work with in these are truly so skilled every time