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neuvistar · 10 months
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HONKAI STAR RAIL MEN AS FATHERS! pt two.
— featuring ┊luka, luocha, welt, sampo koski x fem!reader (all separate)
— warnings / content warnings ┊hsr men as fathers pt 2 !! mostly fluff, not proofread, mentions of pregnancy i think?? i forgot, them being absolute sweethearts, since we don’t know much abt luka yet i might fuck up on his character but it’s okay, DILFS DILFS DILFS! overall just fluff | pt one here. (jing yuan, blade, dan heng, gepard) pt three. (aventurine, dr ratio, argenti, sunday, boothill, gallagher)
— a/n ┊PART TWO OF THE HSR PAPAS!!! luocha n jing yuan prettiest dilfs i’ve ever seen foreal no one can convince me otherwise!
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best papa #1 luka
— LUKA seems like one of those fun dads, he’s not generally strict but he wants his kids to be safe at the same time, he’s so fun and your kids love that he loves them sm! i think he’ll have two daughters, he’s another girl dad! his daughters would parallel each other, one is more feminine while the other is more masculine ! like one daughter would be just like him, interested in self defence techniques n all those things while his other daughter would be a little mini princess, feminine and sweet <3 he loves both of them sm
— LUKA who would spend time with his family + daughters any chance he gets, especially his daughters! he’s so chill, he wants them to be free and do what they want to do <3 i bet sometimes his other little daughter would force him to play dress up with her as a kid, “please daddy? pleaseeeeee!” how could he say no to his little princess? he ends up playing tea party and princesses + tiaras w her daily when she was still a cute little toddler, HES THE SWEETEST
— LUKA who loves it when his daughters ask him to teach them a few of his self defence techniques, even as toddlers one of his daughters would always copy his movements and copy what he does, and as she grew she would grow to be a strong independent young girl, HE LOVES TEACHING THEM THINGS HE LOVES DOING! his little daughter’s hair tied up in a long ponytail as she has a determined look on her face, wanting 2 be exactly like daddy! crying emoji
“is this how you do it daddy?”
“mhm mhm! that’s it princess, make sure to bend your elbows, no— yup! like that”
“yayy! daddy i’m just like you!”
“you’re just like daddy, that’s right!” he would pick her up, twirling her around “maybe even better than daddy, mm?”
— LUKA who is supportive of his daughters, oh.. they have a different dream they wanna pursue? he supports them! oh.. they want to do their own thing when they grow up? he supports them! he’s so supportive, even just in general! he wants his daughters to live their lives to the fullest, he wants them to find the beauties in life, they still have so much to explore <3
— LUKA who loves going out with his girls, i feel like during your anniversaries or valentine’s day or sumn like that he would be at the store buying something with both of his daughters holding one hand and he would randomly go “what would your mommy like, girls?” “what do you think fits mommy the most?” THEY LOVE HELPING HIM OUT, your daughters adore you both sm, it’s like luka still has a puppy crush on you despite being married with two kids
“would mommy like this one, girls?”
“i think mommy would like this one more, she said she liked these kinds of flowers once!”
“did she? alright, let’s get them!” he has a huge puppy crush on u (even tho u guys r married) it’s insane
best papa #2 luocha
— LUOCHA would be a loving doting father, i feel like he’d have two boys and one girl (jesus christ) and his two boys would look exactly like him, long blonde hair n same features aaahh ALSO HIS LITTLE PRINCESS WOULD HAVE HER DADDY’S EYES IM CALLIN IT RN! in conclusion his kids would look majestic just like their papa ! when he had his first child he probably shed a tear or two, holding him carefully in his arms :(( he’s a natural dad like jing yuan, it’s like he immediately knew what to do and was a natural at everything! by the time his third child was born he got the hang of taking care of his kids <33
— LUOCHA who’s children got injuries sm as kids n he was always there to aid them <3 during games he would participate in, there would probably be a time where one of them got hurt ATLEAST once, like his son falling over one time n luocha hastily walking over to him and picking him up from the ground + he’s the type to kiss their booboos once he helped disinfect it, putting a bandaid wherever they got injured and kiss it better :(( his children r so lucky to have a father who has good medical skills foreals crying emoji + it’s not only for this, he’s always willing to nurse them back to health!
“does that feel better?”
“m—mhm..” his son nodded, wrapping his small arms around him, sobbing quietly against his neck
“there there, no need to cry my angel. daddy already kissed your boo-boo, you’ll be alright.”
— LUOCHA who would take such good care of his children whenever they were sick, he was a natural at this due to his awesome amazing medical skills! he knew exactly what to do and what to give them, he’s such a caring father it’s insane it’s fun cuz y’all don’t even have 2 go to the doctor to check what’s wrong with your kids, luocha would know what’s going on! a fever? a cold? he knows! and he’s always nursing them back to health like i said !
— LUOCHA who would teach his children about medicine, i feel like all three of his children would have different dreams they wanted to pursue but i feel like his daughter would be interested in medicine just like he is, he found it adorable how she would play with her dolls and pretend to be their doctor, it’s so adorable to see his kids pursuing different dreams and him supporting every single one of them, he’s so chill hearts emoji
— LUOCHA would try his best to be there for his kids. because he’s a merchant, he tries his best not to be absent and wants to be there in their lives :(( he wants to see his kids grow up, y’know??? he loves them sm, and he loves YOUUU <3 i bet he takes his kids out from time to time so he could make new memories with them they could carry with them for the rest of their lives, he knows life is short, yes. that’s why he’s trying to live his life to the fullest with his family, he knows one day he won’t always be there to scoop them back up from the ground to aid their injuries :((
best papa #3 welt
— WELT would be a great father, he’s a lil strict on some ends but he’s not SEVERELY strict, i think he’ll have two sons (maybe a daughter too who knows) he made a promise to himself he’ll protect his two kids until the end of time :(( his sons would have their daddy’s eyes, and some features of him too! but they mostly look like their mommy sososweet
“look, they have daddy’s eyes.”
“do they?”
“mhmmm.. look at him, he looks just like you”
(his heart is slowly starting to melt as u speak)
— WELT who would give one of the best hugs, i feel like he’s that type of dad who’s serious like half of the time but whenever he’s with his family or spending time with his sons, he’s always willing 2 show a smile or two, but back onto it! he gives the best hugs, his favourite thing to do is hug his sons and kiss the temple of their foreheads before he goes out, he may be serious and a lil strict.. but he loves his sons just as much as he loves anything else, behind that strictness he rlly does love a good hug from his sons
— WELT who would bring his wife and kids along to the astral express, it’s so cute bc imagine seeing two pudgy wudgy little babies crawling around, i bet himeko would unofficially be their godmother too LMFAO <33 when they grow into toddlers, his sons would love bothering him at work, climbing on his leg and climbing on his desk, he doesn’t mind it it’s acc so surprising how he manages to keep a straight face! and when he wants to calm them down, he just sets both of them on his lap
“settle down. let papa finish this, okay?” he would pick them up, his sons giggling as they help him work along the way (😭😭😭)
— WELT who works at the astral express a lot so he doesn’t see his kids much :(( but he always comes home to you and them with gifts and souvenirs from other worlds! his kids would always run to him and hug his leg, welt scooping them up with a smile on his face ;; AAAA SO SO SO CUTE!
“papa! papa papaaaa!”
“did you miss me?” the two boys ran to their dad, hugging his leg as welt picked them up from the floor squeezing them into a hug “i got a few things for you both.”
“what is it what is it?!”
“i want to see, papa!”
“alright alright, settle down now. it’s a surprise, you’ll have to behave and guess first.”
— WELT who would give his sons advice on how to be better people, his advice is always so firm and straightforward.. he wants them to be gentlemen, he wants them to be the best they can be! he would teach them exactly how 2 be gentlemen, he would raise his sons to be one of the most respectful and kindest ppl ever <33 when they mature and shape into those kind of ppl one day, sometimes he looks back to when he was still able to carry them around like it was nothing :(( he knows his children r growing up and deep down inside he doesn’t want them to, he truly does love and cherish his sons, he’s so glad he was able to shape his sons into good ppl just like he wanted <33
best papa #4 sampo
— SAMPO is one of the most fun and uplifting dads out of everyone, i’m calling it rn he’s a girl dad n has a daughter, i’m calling that rn! he’s such a fun dad to have, like having him as a dad means everyday is never boring, he always makes everything fun! (u cant tell me that he doesn’t love making dad jokes during dinner in the dinner table, he absolutely loves making them it’s so funny)
— SAMPO who would let his daughter do anything with him, oh she wants to play dress up? he’s putting on a dress that can barely fit him rn! she wants to have tea with her plushies? he’s already setting up the tables, she wants to put makeup on his face and nail polish on his nails? he’ll let her! he’s such a fun girl dad, always willing 2 do what his daughter wants to do :((
“stay still, daddy! i’ll mess up if you keep moving around!” his daughter would pout, holding her mommy’s makeup in her tiny little hands
“sorry princess, the brush is ticklish. gotta’ be more gentle with me, yeah? you’re grabbin’ and brushin’ at my face too roughly” he chuckled, patting her back
“sorry daddy, i just want to make you look pretty! now, still please!” she’s so sassy just like he is, but he loves her sm!
— SAMPO would be such a dumbass. first things first, he has this issue with losing his daughter from time to time at amusement parks or places in general, always finding her crying alone and having to scoop her up in his arms apologizing and showering her with kissies + second he can’t even help her with her homework from school because he “doesn’t remember doing this” he would be complaining more than her! skull emoji it would always be HER teaching him instead of HIM teaching her LMFAOO
“why’re there s’many numbers here, angel?! this is what you learn everyday?”
“do you seriously not know how to do this?” you raised a brow.
“ you can’t blame me! i ain’t ever got good grades, can’t even remember how to calculate nine times ten!”
“you’re lying.”
“.. yeah i am. but there’s so much numbers, babe! look! this is what our princess has to deal with!”
— SAMPO who would show off his daughter to everyone, bragging about her accomplishments and bragging about how lucky he is to be her father, he’s so stupid it’s hilarious he absolutely loves his little princess sm !! he never shuts up abt how much he loves her and how proud he is w how far she’s come in life, he’s just thankful to have a family that’s all :(( he’s such a sweetheart he’s always so proud and supportive hashtag girl dad
— SAMPO who probably has social media accounts dedicated to his whole family, his wife and his little angel <33 he would absolutely love posting pictures of his family all together + his family in general, his phone would be filled with videos of his daughter from loooong ago, showing her the video and teasing her about it! he almost never deletes pictures of his daughter and you from his phone, he cherishes his family sm n it absolutely shows, always vlogging from time to time n documenting his life w you and his princess <33 HES SO ADORABLE IT HURTS MY HEART ALMOST
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hina-hina · 1 year
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ohh, great! in that case, I'd love to see Valeria w a sister!reader. whether its headcanons of having a 'fight' training w her. (idk how to call it honestly-im sorry hope u get me😭).
Or could be a fic abt how both get in the military together, then are separated after a few years, and how reader now in the tf 141 meets her once again during her interrogation, when the tf captured val. + if she realizes reader is w alejandro (no need to add this if its too much).
thank u in advance, and please, no pressure! Take your time!
Hello again friend!!! I love the idea of Valeria being a protective big sister, so cute!! (○` 3′○) I also really like your fic idea, I might return to it in the future and tag this post if you would be okay with that!! Thank you for requesting!!
|| Valeria Garza Training with her Sister ||
Warnings: Fem reader, cursing, and mild violence
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Valeria would be very reluctant to let her little sister get involved with her work
But she would still want you to be able to defend yourself
She knows she puts you at risk by association, so she takes it upon herself to train you
I can see that maybe in this instance, Valeria has been taking care of you since you were both small
Because of this, you immediately wanted to follow her to the army
She didn't like this and instead wanted you to have a better life but you stood fast and eventually followed her again when she became El Sin Nombre
She would keep your existence a closely guarded secret and not tell very many people your her sister, lest you get used against her
Instead, you become her confidante and second-hand
While she is training you, I can imagine she would be tough on you
It because she cares and wants you to be able to protect yourself when she can't protect you
So she would be a little hard on you when you mess up but she would be quick to help you understand something
She would want to teach you everything she knows
Hand-to-hand, how to shoot guns, she would even train you with knives to prepare you for every possible outcome
When you get better at it, I can see her making you spar with some of her men and laughing whenever you knock them on their ass
Likes to see peoples faces when you catch them off guard with your skill and strength
She may even begin to trust you more with her business and introduce you a bit more to it
She doesn't particularly like what she has to do but she does it so you'll have more opportunities
An unrelated headcanon: She would definitely give her sister a matching gold chain like hers
Perhaps Alejandro knew about your existence (because we all know there was something between him and Val)
So he uses this information to try and catch El Sin Nombre
However, they aren't expecting you to be as dangerous as you are and are quite shocked about it
After they're able to catch Val, before they can fly her out, you are able to save her to everyone's shock
She is also shocked and very proud of her little sister because leading a whole cartel is no small feat
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urboymutual · 2 years
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unfollowed you again because i wanted to ask about your favorite buddie headcanons please good sir i'm starving
hiiiiii seeing u refollow me like 🔎 ahh goat has come to ask me a question heheh
but ok literally ive been marinating on this ask for the whole day bc like my buddie thoughts r soooo messy and im def gonna forget a few hcs but
im sorry to give into heteronormativity bullshit or whatever but i WOULD LOVE for buck to take eddies last name i know most ppl like to hyphenate bc gay rights and stuff but mr. and mr. diaz PLEASE
also speaking of that, more of an eddie hc but i like the idea they go to LA pride every year and like eddie gives out "free dad hugs" bc i saw this one latina mother giving out free mom hugs and it brokeee me like sobbing on my hands and knees 😭 but also id love for them to be affectionate (they'd def be more lowkey about it bc eddie's more of a . "silent keep it in" type) and just like queer latine kid at pride being like "wow so love does exist for people like us?" and eddie just looks at buck with a soft smile like "yeah."
expanding a little bit on the diaz last name thing tho like i read this one fic where buck wore a jersey (cant remember what sport) with eddie's last name on it and it was sooooo 😳😵‍💫 idk just sharing clothes is so cute and i think they would basically have like One singular wardrobe bc they just mix their clothes so much
ALSO WHEN THEY MOVE IN TOGETHER THEY BUY A LIKE BROKEN DOWN HOUSE AND REBUILD IT TOGETHER BC POWER OF GAY LOVE AND THEY JUST 😭😭🫶🫶 also idk if this is a popular opinion or not but i think they would have more kids not necessarily like adopting or even surrogacy but maybe like how hen and karen foster kids bc like they work so WELL together as fathers and it be so nice for chris to have a little sibling 😭 (also latino urge to have a big family)
i really really like the hc that like they are literally in love with each other and everyones aware but THEY DONT KNOW IT. like obviousness to the max like buck discovers that he's been hiding in the closet for too long or smthin true happiness stuff and hes like "Let me date men now" and they all throw him a coming out party and like him and eddie have plans r something and hes like "oh sorry eddie :( i have a date with. Glen (idk) rain check?" and eddies like "yeah thats chill..." but later "hmm my tummy hurts when i think about buck going on dates with men oh my god am i homophobic?!?!?" (that one reddit post straight guy thinks hes being homophobic to his gay roommate... turns out hes in love with him) but like eddie mistaking his jealousy for homophobia basically . and idk i want them to be two oblivious motherfuckers until someone knocks some sense into them. (idk whether im pro one of them gets in danger and the other confesses their love or it's literally Mundane thing like buck teaching chris a task and eddies watching them and gets an "oh shit"  ephinany )
also for their wedding im stuck between maddie being buck's best man or walking him down the aisle but also bobby walking him down the aisle 😭😭 chris would be THEE ring bearer (probably a little grumpy abt it as a preteen) and jee would be such a cute flower girl 😭😭 idk but i do know eddie's tia and abuela are stealing the wedding table center pieces! (flashbacks to hispanic weddings and parties ive been to where my moms made me steal the table centerpieces 😭 that shit was so embarrassing) also carla is DEF invited to the wedding luv her <33 also they'd probably do padrinos and madrinas stuff (basically someone is the madrinas of the cake and is in charge of the cake and stuff its a mexican wedding/party (?) thing bc they do it for quinceañeras too)
HC. They r gay
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uwumessenger · 3 years
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random headcanons i have for each om! character teehee
hi it's been a while since ive posted some hcs bc uni has been kicking my a$$! luckily i only have a few papers to tidy up and im done. here r some hcs for each obey me character that ive accumulated over the past few months wink wonk
most are random but some constants you'll find are what i think they smell like, languages they can speak (other than their native (demon/angel) and eng/jp), and music tastes !
lucifer
i have a strong feeling that he showers twice a day: in the morning after waking up and at night before going to bed
his cologne is probably the type that will last in an elevator for like a week after he uses it once. i dont think this mf ever smells like anything other than his cologne
has a secret folder on his phone of semi-nudes and other scandalous pics from when he felt sexy at the time omg
aside from demon language/eng/jp he can speak french and knows latin
listens to classical stuff yea but he also listens to diavolos mixtapes (re: diavolo's section)
not a fan of sweets but will eat sweet things when craving
really bland sense of humor...borderline cringey 😭✋🏻
mammon
has gone to google images and searched for "inspirational quotes tumblr" "gold aesthetic tumblr" & "relatable crush post tumblr" then reposts it onto his socials or just taps thru them and giggles bc he relates
his cologne doesnt last as long as lucifers and probably smells common. he has to reapply a lot but it's a people pleasing smell. it's cheaper hence the constant reapplying
he probably does have an expensive bottle but is the type to totally overspray...eek
he is canonically a car guy 🥲 and probably tells the one in his room good morning & good night + kisses the hood every once in a while. has tons of car magazines
he doesnt really speak other languages but has attempted to learn spanish before
listens to whatever is on the radio. doesnt rly stan anyone but he eventually will listen to mc's playlist and mc's playlist ONLY
levi
lurks on mc's socials ALL THE TIMEEEE like he will rewatch ur stories and scroll thru ur feed and overanalyze ur tweets/rts or blog posts. if ur mc isnt the type to use sns much he still googles ur name all the damn time just to find any sites u might be on fjdjdjdjskks
probably streams on whatever youtube or twitch devildom site equivalent there is, but only has like 40 or so followers. which he is okay with!
until he sees someone else who gets more attention than him. then the envy starts kicking in bad. especially if they suck 🧍🏻‍♀️
classic gamer boy smell. you know, sweat, tears, must, and (sometimes) axe deodorant. lucifer has to do a scent check before he goes out to any event & lets him use his cologne. how sweet!
kpop stan!! more girl groups than anything and his ults are probably GIRLS GENERATION, wonder girls, twice, loona, & red velvet
cried when ioi disbanded and refused to leave his room. the only thing u could hear was downpour on loop at full blast
can also speak korean & communicate in echolocation like dolphins 😏
satan
listens to country music you cant change my mind
smells like whatever environment he is in. he doesnt really have a designated smell just throws some deodorant on and goes about his day.
he's sooooo bad at driving...gets road rage way too often so his license has been REVOKED
but hes totally a backseat driver. needs to be sedated on long trips
do not let him watch finding nemo when luke asks to watch it. it's not worth it. he will cause mass destruction.
if he was a human or lived long term in the human world he totally has the ability to be a doctor
is studying as many languages as possible, but he mostly knows latin & french & german etc etc. wants to learn all the dead languages out of curiousity
asmo
dont think this mf has ever held down a relationship. ever
he doesnt compromise much & is not willing to change his lifestyle to fit an s/o into it. you keep up with how he lives or it just isnt meant to be (but dont worry! he'll eventually learn...maybe,,,,)
has the hardest time out of everyone when it comes to breaking bad habits
his smell varies bc he uses a variety of perfumes (whatever is the most popular at the time) but he probably sticks to floral and fresh scents. he never uses generic people pleaser scents like mammon
listens to electropop, mainstream pop, & some alternative rock
as for languages he too knows french, spanish, italian, etc. in general, if it's a romance language he knows it!
opposite of lucifer in the sense where he loves sweets and will refrain from eating too many bitter things
i think we all know that asmo is the biggest rockstar of the group! he's probably been in a boy band at least once, but now he makes his own music
has tried to teach mammon how to sing once. ended up in a broken piano and bleeding ears...
beel
i feel like he is SO SHY
like unless ur close to him he will not start conversations or anything
i think he listens to r&b a lot ! and jazz 😎 maybe rock as well
smells like ur typical athlete with undertones of wet wipes. he carries them around bc he likes to clean his hands before he eats & is prepared for when theres no sink nearby
he can drive and he drives really well. no rough turns, parallel parks perfectly, and never has problems with merging
driving with beel is probably really soothing. left hand is steering the other is gripping ur thigh 😫
dont think hes really fluent in any other language but hes probably semi fluent in korean because levi wanted beel to help him out
definitely know how to order food in practically every language tho HAHAHA
belphie
he reminds me of randall from monsters inc
smells kinda musty IM SORRY but not the way levi does hes more like the kind of musty u feel or smell when it's a shitty morning
but that's only because hes so lazy, when he cleans up hes like satan
has definitely murdered multiple people before. mc is not the first 😐✋🏻
with that being said belphie has been put into prison at least twice when visiting the human world, the mf had such a strong hatred for humans theres no way he never got into trouble before
lucifer probably broke him out and they used the pen thingies from men in black to erase everyones memory of that 🙄
dont think he listens to anything other than music that'll put him to sleep. really likes lazy song by bruno mars but thinks that bruno mars put too much effort into the song. should have been one acapella verse and then finish
similar to beel hes only semi fluent in one language, probably french bc of lucifer. doesnt remember much but knows a couple of lullabies and bedtime stories
the sandman used to be his bff until they drifted. they do, however, like and comment on each other's sns posts.
diavolo
once he found out who nicki minaj was he became her #1 stan
def an ariana grande stan too 😌
choreographs dances when hes stressed...idk just seems like a diavolo thing to do
also makes rly bad soundcloud rap music sometimes. turns to poetry when hes feeling emo but only lucifer knows this. barbatos is suspicious of him but doesnt have enough evidence to confirm.
his dad is like hudson abadeer from adventure time aka marceline's dad? something must have influenced him to want to unite the 3 realms + he would need the approval to do so, so his dad must be more chill than all the others before him 🧍🏻‍♀️ IDK ok anyway
currently going through his hamilton phase bc of mc. whether mc's intent was to get him hooked onto it or just to explain it bc of something he saw online, he tells everyone that he found out abt it bc of mc!
this man cannot drive his skills are only second to jumin han
not too fond of many languages but knows the widely spoken ones like spanish, mandarin, etc. if it's taught in high school he knows it
smells like a las vegas casino. not sure why but i feel like he does. but there's also an interesting & nice smell to him if he embraces you. it's a smell you cant quite identify. but it smells nostalgic, it's mysterious, and it's tempting.
barbatos
very calm demeanor but underneath hes WILD hes probably done everything at least once oof
he just has a lot of control and stability over himself (must be nice!)
on a more angsty note i feel like he might have had his heartbroken sO BAD IDK he is hurting and maybe that's why hes so willing to obey diavolo and not abuse his time lord power thingies bc he learned his lesson the hard way
mans is so smart he knows every language you could switch languages mid conversation with him and he wouldnt be thrown off. he'd probably start speaking it too.
BUT HE SPEAKS VIET P E R F E C T L Y
listens to the same stuff as lucifer but also likes eminem. likes the movie 8 mile but criticized it heavily
have you ever been to a chinese herb shop? naturally, he smells like that. his room probably smells like it too. he doesnt really have a significant smell like some of the others
when he bakes he smells like whatever hes baking tho
one of the few out of everyone listed to have been able to travel to literally everywhere
solomon
was probably on kitchen nightmares once, but only to get feedback from chef gordon ramsay. then he used his magic to prevent the episode from airing...
was in an orchestra, one of the best times of his life. played the violin. asmo watched him in the audience once, but didnt approach him until well after that performance.
he CANNOT sing. he can, however, rap.
doesnt listen to music. he listens to podcasts! but every now and then he turns on background music, but prefers it to be instrumental stuff
never wears sunglasses. also does not have a driver's license. cannot drive a regular car. could maybe fly an airplane.
due to his immortality he has learned almost every language to exist, but finds himself speaking mandarin the most. knows most dialects too
similar smell to barbatos but u can also smell some sunscreen on him too. like, generic beach day suncreen
he has a lot of pact marks, so he once had the idea to match foundation to his skin. it took him two weeks but he eventually perfected a combination. yes he will help u find ur perfect shade if u ask him to
simeon
another country music man. has also made a tiktok or two to that one song that goes "he cant even bait a hook." they are private tho
angel country music exists and simeon invented it
if he visits the human world and wears more causal clothing he probably tucks his shirt into his pants
wears a speedo at the beach i tell u, speedo at the beach
he can speak german...i can feel it
uses his pointer finger to type and holds the phone like 2 inches away from his face so sometimes his nose will push a key hence all his typos
has no signature smell. he simply smells like your favorite scent all the time. if multiple people are around him at once, everyone smells a different smell. it's pretty rad
"what does he smell like to himself?" u may be asking. hmm...a church? 💀
luke
his first pet was a goldfish and a few months before the exchange program happened, he was given a koi pond!
secretly likes hanging out with levi sometimes just to play with henry. makes him miss his pet fish back home
so his favorite movie is probably finding nemo and he threw a fit when nemo touched the butt
luke is probably learning german bc of simeon, though he'd like to learn more of the dead languages just for fun
i dont think he listens to music often or has any preferences, he just listens to whatever is playing on the radio
but he finds himself listening to the music mc listens to
smells like freshly baked goods all the time. or fresh laundry. but like, not combined. just depends on the day
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cas-rivaille · 3 years
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HEYEHEYTHEYHEHRGDHRGHYFEGSO WHAT'S UP LOVE ANYWAY I'M HERE 4 A MATCHUP I'M ACTUALLY ASKING LIKE A LOT OF ACCOUNTS 4 THESE TO FILL UP MY DMS AND SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD SUIT WUTH ME IR SUM SHIT BUT ANYEAY
She/they pronouns, Sapphic, still attracted to men so questioning. Aries. ENTP
I HAVE AN AESTHETIC LIKE ROYAL CORE LIKE MEDEA SOLON AND LIKE GRUNGE OR YK THOSE HOT ASS WOMAN DOMINAYRIX STYLE YEH THAT KNE LIKE MOMMY MAKIMAS FROM CM YEA LIKE THAT LMAO
Idk how to describe myself so here are my top kins to give u a probably not a good impression of me but still I'd like to be close woth u
Highest kin
- Alois Trancy (BLACK BUTLER)
- Oikawa Tōru (HAIKYUU)
- Kokichi Ouma (DRV3)
- Hu tao (Genshin Impact)
- Shirase Kobuchizawa (A place further than the universe)
Ig one of the things I do to get stress out or if I feel something is that I ramble in my botes, idk but here's how it looks like
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So yeah it's like that
I personally live witchcraft and crystals and everytjing abt it it's really fun to kearn and I consider it as a hobby (kind off cause I'm obssessed now)
Other than that abt hobbies maube i like the one that more people struggle on or need tactics to solve and just gen love using my mimd.
Any anime or show is fine with me hut if u can't think of anything um
• Fairy Tail
• Genshin Impact
• Children of the whales
• Genshin Impact
• Obey me
• Mystic messenger
• Attack on titan
• mha
• Bungou Stray dogs
• Danganronpa
ABD THATS IT LOVE U LOTS IF U DO THIS MWAH
@rinkahayamisupremacy
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OMG THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST !! i try to do matchups before scenarios bc of like the amount of time it takes me to do them but if you ever wanna ask anything else, i recommend using my asks bc i don't get notifications for submissions for some reason so idk when you sent this to me i'm sorry if it's been a long time🥲🥲
BACK TO THE MATCHUP i hope it's okay w you but i'm gonna stick to the fandoms i write for just bc it helps me stay organized, so i'll do an Obey Me one and an AOT one :D
for om i match you with... SATAN
- okay the INTJ and ENTP dynamic would cause so much chaos and i love for it
- you two would push each other mentally and just help each other learn
- please teach this man some fashion sense
- oh my god he would love to listen to you rant abt wicca
- teach this man everything you know
- knowledge is his passion
- cuddles if you're comfy w it because as we know satan is an overgrown cat in the form of a demon ?? human looking thing. cat boy.
- anyways
- he switches between your pronouns whenever you want
- loves that you organize your thoughts into notes
- head pats, both ways
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for aot i match you withhhh.... MIKASA
- this queen loves you sm
- she also loves that your chaotic
- listen to any rants you may have
- she's so soft w you
- mmmm her abs
- i hc they use she/they pronouns too so she also switches between yours
- would protect you with their life
- also would play fun mind games w you if you wanted (expect to be challenged at chess bc i hc that mikasa loves it)
- overall very loving queen vibe relationship
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I HOPE I DID A GOOD JOB AND REMEMBER TO DRINK SOME WATER HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT :D
- cas :)
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hesther-mcg · 4 years
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wishful thinking
request: Anonymous said:Hi! I saw your mai x reader and it was amazinf!! so could I request a Mai x waterbender!reader hc/ one shot (whichever you wanna do!!) The way you write her is amazing!!☺️
pairing: mai x waterbender!reader
warnings: idk how to feel abt this :/// if it’s not what u were wanting i’m sorry i can always do another part 
a/n: super long! maybe not good, who knows! i tried my best, but maybe this could be continued? waterbender!reader goes to the boiling rock prison break party?? some more pining, maybe some words exchanged between reader and mai?? 
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creds to owner, i couldn't find them :(
“Aang and Sokka, I wish you a good journey,” Earth King Kui bid farewell. “Ba Sing Se owes you it’s thanks, and we look forward to your safe return.” 
Your group of friends bowed to him, small smiles on all of your faces. You had finally managed to get to him and tell him about the war, and expose Long Feng, and now each of you had specific tasks to complete. It made you slightly uncomfortable to split up, but things were never easy in times of war. 
You had decided to stay behind in the city with Katara so she wouldn’t be alone. Sokka deserved to see his father, so she had so kindly opted out of the journey, and upon realizing you had no business at the Eastern Temple with Aang you chose to stay with her. 
“Your Majesty,” a guard came up, alerting everyone. “There are three female warriors here to see you. They’re from the island of Kyoshi.” 
“That’s Suki!” Sokka yelled as he fell to the ground from Appa’s side. He groaned dramatically as he squirmed around, and you reached a hand out to help him. 
“You know these warriors?” The Earth King questioned, taking a few steps forward. 
“Oh yeah,” Sokka replied as he stood up straight. “The Kyoshi Warriors are a skilled group of fighters. Trustworthy, too.” He smiled. “They’re good friends of ours.”
The Earth King nodded his head. “Then we shall welcome them as honored guests.”
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The sun was high in they sky as the Kyoshi Warriors made their way down the path before them, lined with Earth Kingdom guards on either side. The three girls, in matching makeup and uniform, wore stoic expressions as they inched closer to the King. 
“In our hour of need, it is with the highest honor that I welcome our esteemed allies,” he extended his hands, and the girls kneeled before him, resting their painted foreheads against their hands. “The Kyoshi Warriors.” 
Slowly, they rose back up, revealing their faces to the very man they were there to overthrow. “We are the Earth King’s humble servants,” the girl in front mused, eyes sharp. 
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You sighed. You knew that this was what you’d signed up for when you stayed behind with Katara, but that didn’t mean you enjoyed the things you had to do. You sat on the ground beside your friend, Momo resting on your shoulder, and a large map of the four nations separated the both you from the row of Generals you were speaking with. They were so far away you couldn't even make out their features, and you were sure that the both of you looked like two specks of blue rather than kids. 
“General Fong’s base will serve as the launching point for the attack. In exactly two months, the Army and Navy will invade the Fire Nation on The Day of Black Sun,” he moved his arms about, and the clay pieces on the map that represented Earth King forces moved. They glided towards the Fire Nation Capital, and Momo flew from your shoulder and landed with a small crash, and all the pieces fell over. 
“Or we could send in Momo to do some damage,” Katara joked with a laughed as the lemur moved around and knocked more things over. “Cause the...” when she was met with a stern silence, you nudged her with your elbow. “Sorry,” she quietened down and you rubbed her arm a few times.
General How closed his fist and all the pieces erected themselves, causing Momo to jump with a screech and retreat to the comfort of your shoulder. “All we need is the Earth King’s seal in order to execute the plan,” he placed down a scroll, and it glided towards the pair of you on a block of stone. 
Katara picked up the scroll as you both rose up from the ground. “We’ll get these scrolls to him right away. Thank you, General How.” You bowed and turned away from the men, and together you and Katara took off down the corridor. 
The walk through the Upper Ring was nice, Ba Sing Se truly was a beautiful place. It was nothing like what you and Katara were used to, which was snow, ice, and water. The North and the South had their differences but one thing rang true for both places; it was cold and wet and blue, but it was home. The city was different, hues of green and yellow filling the streets, gold trinkets lining the windows of some shops, expensive clothes on racks in others. 
But the nice tea shop that caught your eye was probably the nicest thing you’d seen. It was beautiful and shiny, and evidently very popular. “Hey, Katara, let’s get some tea!” You pointed towards the building. “Come on, it’ll be nice,” you smiled and batted your eyelashes, giving her your best pleading expression. 
“Hmm, alright,” she agreed. “What do you say, Momo? A cup of tea before we get back to the  Earth King?” She asked the lemur on your shoulder. He chattered in response, looking between the both of you with his large eyes. It was all you needed to start heading towards the shop. 
You were greeted at the entrance after trekking up the steps. “Table for three, please.” Katara spoke to the pretty woman while your eyes scanned the surrounding area. 
“Uncle!” A familiar voice shouted. “I need two jasmine, one green, and one lychee.” None other than Prince Zuko of the Fire Nation, the very boy who’d been hunting you and your friends for so long, wore a uniform and flitted around the shop. You nudged the girl beside you, and she gasped. 
“I’m brewing as fast as I can,” the old man you recognized as Zuko’s uncle assured with a small smile, standing in the kitchen area of the tea shop. It was as if time had stopped, and everything in the world went out of whack. Nothing made sense, this didn’t make sense. 
Nothing needed to be said, no look needed to be shared; you and Katara had the same thought in mind. 
We need to tell the Earth King. 
The both of you bolted down the stairs and ran away, flashes of blue heading towards to King. You were panting by the time you got there, but the relief of seeing Suki resting on the ground in front of the throne, her gold headband and oil makeup familiar and comforting, was sweet. 
“Thank goodness you’re here, Suki,” Katara rushed. “Something terrible is going on. The Fire Nation has infiltrated the city. I just saw Prince Zuko and his uncle!” 
Suki’s eyes widened a fraction before a sly grin grew on her lips. It was then you realized that this wasn’t your friend, and the two girls resting behind her weren’t Kyoshi Warriors either. You don’t know why it had taken you so long to figure out, or why Katara still hadn’t figured it out herself. This girl was acting nothing like Suki, and it was so painfully obvious now. 
“We have to tell the Earth King right away!” Katara urged, and your eyes cut to her. Something was wrong, and when the girl wearing your friend’s headband, and your friend’s uniform stood up, the female waterbender finally figured it out. 
“Oh don’t worry.” The mystery girl assured, slowly stepping forward into the light, and her golden eyes shined. “I’ll be sure to let him know.”
Momo screeched and flew from your shoulder, fleeing to who knows where; but you didn’t mind, he was safer elsewhere. Suddenly, the Chi blocker you’d fought on several occasions leapt forward, a flurry of flips and handstands and acrobatics. Her hand landed on Katara’s shoulder as she flew over her, and the your friend dropped to the floor. The water she had pulled from her pouch sloshed to the ground, and you pulled it up and combined it with your own water. 
Before you could do anything, however, the girl grabbed you in the same spot she ahd grabbed your friend, and she pulled you backwards. You lost the sensation in your limbs, and you dropped and landed in a puddle of water. 
“So, Zu Zu’s in the city, too.” Azula mused, walking closer to the both of you. You could only see above you, and the girl with the knives you’d been thinking about since Omashu entered your line of sight. The edges were blurry, and steadily growing more fuzzy, but you’d recognize her any day-- even with the makeup. 
“I think it’s time for a family reunion.” 
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“How’d you learn that?” You asked, and the girl beside you chuckled. You were sitting so close together that your’re arms brushed every so often. 
“I was bored in my room, so I taught myself a trick,” she shrugged, throwing another knife at the wall. It stuck an inch away from the one she’d thrown just before, not any higher or lower. 
“Well, you’re really good,” you complimented, and your cheeks reddened. “You think you could teach me?”
She looked at you, her dark hair shining in the light. She grinned at you, small but sweet nonetheless. “Sure,” she drawled. “Someday.” 
You couldn’t take your eyes off of her. She was so pretty, and she looked so cool and collected. She was a complete mystery, one you wanted so desperately to solve. 
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That was wishful thinking. 
You wouldn’t get to see her that close, or brush your arm against hers, or have her smile at you. She was on Azula’s side, and you were on Aang’s. It was as simple as that. None of the other factors needed to be mentioned; like how you didn’t know her name, or her age, or how she got mixed up in the schemes of the Royal family. 
You wouldn’t get to learn how to throw knives, or just what to do to make the Fire Nation girl smile like she did whenever you dreamt of her. That’s all you would ever have, dreams and wishful thinking. 
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zukkatrash · 4 years
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atla pirate au
(soley based on me misreading a diff post and now wanting to see mai in a keira knightly getup) (also everything i know abt pirates is based on the pirates of the caribbean, treasure planet and black sails and hasty 2 am googling) (also also big fucking shoutout to @s-suki for helping me with this)
the gaang's ship - aka The Avatar
yue is captain!!! (@s-suki ur brain is huge and i luv u) so from what i know being a captain is a looot abt politics and u know our girl yue is good at that, not to mention how much her crew loves her bc she gives everything for them
sokka is navigator, one look at the stars and he knows where they are instantly, he charts a course in record time, captains have in fact fought over him but he is nothing but loyal to his captain!!!
aang spends at least half his time in the sails, as lookout and keeping knots secure(? idk shit abt sailing haha) he’s also the fastest one they got, no matter if he’s running, swimming or paddling a small boat
suki is the best fighter they have bc of course she is (also theres no misogyny in this bc i said so) grown men shit themselves when they see her / also shes boatswain (the boatswain was in charge of a ship's anchors, cordage, colors, deck crew and the ship's boats, and would also be in charge of the rigging while the ship was in dock)
toph! makes! bombs! also if u give her a gun that u found thats been underwater for three months and u give her like 2 hours, not only is it completely functional afterwards but it somehow works better than before?
katara is quartermaster and shes def like 30% of how yue keeps her crew in line
haru is ship cook (i know this has zero connection to canon but have you considered boi soft and warm like bread)
teo is the ships carpenter (highest ranking if they got more than one)
jet is a fighter obvs, also him and sokka do NOT get along but yue has this real icy stare that makes them both shut up immediately
smellerbee is dating toph and yue is not opposed to their relationship but does make sure theyre not around eachother too much when explosives are also near bc those 2 def get up to some wild shit
longshot is obvs the best shot they have and is the other lookout
appa is a parrot and he spends all of his time being adorable
momo is still a lemur and just steals so much shit
on to the firenation
ozai rules over a whole ass port/island or smth idk but like all the pirates have to deal with his fucking bullshit
zhao is his 2nd in command and yue at some point guts him 😊
azula is of course captain of her ship and she rules with an iron fist
mai is first mate (making any possible future betrayals that much worse)
ty lee is ship medic and just constantly gets underestimated in fights and wins like right away
zukos life motto on azulas ship is 'i hate it here' bc his job is basically everything nobody else wants to do (until! he is no longer on the ship. does he get pushed off the ship to drown? does he leave in the night with all the valuables he can carry and a map of a great prize? idk, YOU DECIDE)
more thoughts on zuko:
i dont think he’d join the gaang right away after he’s no longer with the fire nation but would first like half-die on some island (even if he didn’t get kicked off, i just imagine he’d do smth drastic like think he can sail a ship without getting lost just bc he’s spent a lot of time on a ship but like, honey no, navigation isnt as easy as it looks) bc zuko alone u kno
iroh is still his uncle in this, but zuko doesnt know that, so he thinks he’s just this weird hermit guy that finds him and takes him in
zuko is like "what does he want? what his secret agenda? how will this guy use this against me?" and iroh is just like "boy! eat something but also are u like okay? u want some cryptic advice thats consisting of 60 ocean metaphors?"
iroh does tell him hes his uncle tho and that he left when zuko was really young and he wasnt the only one who ran from that house that day...
URSA IS ALIVE!
she had been banished by ozai and threatened with zukos murder if she had stayed, ozai wouldve killed her but he knew he couldnt take her in a straight fight and if she had been the type you could assassinate they wouldntve ever gotten together anyway
now shes vibing with iroh and lu ten, because yes lu ten is alive (listen if there is any feasable way of my boi to be alive he is!!!)
also they’re def supporting everyone who opposes ozai as asafely as they can on whatever weird remote island theyre at
once zuko joins the crew of the avatar, sokka laughs like straight five minutes abt zuko thinking he could navigate his stolen boat after not even learning how to properly read a map, not to mention everything else that goes into navigating and zuko is like "fuck u" and sokka is like "lets show u how to read a map so this doesnt happen again" still with tears of laughter in his eyes, and maybe later when hes been on the crew for longer and maybe saved sokkas life in a fight, sokka teaches him abt the stars too and cue zuko pining after the way too beautiful guy trying to explain constellations but zuko just keeps getting lost in his eyes and being hyper aware of how close sokkas arm is when he points out specific stars
the reason zuko joins them in the first place is bc the avatar is the only crew that could protect him against azula and ozai and they’re the only ones willing/able to go up against the fire nation
also katara is the first to see zuko after he parted with the fn and she like immediately has a sword to his throat and boi just fucking faints
maybe jee is also a captain in this bc i really like it when the wani shows up in fanfics and maybe they’re not on good terms with ozai but they’re flying under the radar bc its just a small ship and they do bring in their percentage so maybe zuko joins his crew before he goes to find the gaang?
now some general thoughts:
the dai lee is the chinese navy out to get them all
miyuki is one of their highest ranking officers and gives the pirates a run for their money, but weirdly never goes to chase the Avatar
hakoda is also a captain but he’s working under ozai to take the operation down from the inside (also yes of course his husband bato is also there with him ^^)
kue is absolutely some weird hermit guy
once again big thanks to @s-suki for helping me with this check out their blog theyre great! (theyre on break rn tho but dont let that deter u!!)
if anyone wants to add to this PLEASE do!!! also if anyone draws or writes smth for this please please please tag me bc i would love to see it!! (also i will love u forever ♡)
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hobidreams · 3 years
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I also recently watched Bridgerton, and I think I liked it (I binged the first 7 episodes and had to force myself through the last so I don’t really remember much) but it definitely had it’s flaws. I like that they didn’t go with the black people are lesser route because even though I think conversations about race are important (as a black woman), sometimes I just wanna live in a little fantasy bubble for a while and pretend everything is fine, but obviously that’s not realistic. I think there was a lack of proper development with some plots and characters which makes sense since it was only 8 episodes and mostly focused on Daphne. I did lose interest towards the end when it was just Simon and Daphne sleeping their way through an unhealthy relationship, but I’d probably watch another season. I also never thought about the bedroom scene in the context of her wrongfully forcing that on Simon. I didn’t like the way either of them handled it (Simon lying and Daphne tricking him and then the stupid trope of thinking her love should fix him), but I was more focused on the message about the lack of proper sex ed for women, and I really like that the show addressed it. I think it’s so stupid and sexist that women are just taught to wait till marriage and that even breathing the wrong way near a man will ruin them and then suddenly they’re thrust into marriage and everyone is like babies?? Like Daphne didn’t even know how children were conceived (I was so confused when Simon kept moving away cuz I was like “that’s not how it works, who directed this” lol), imagine how humiliating it would’ve been if she had asked someone who wasn’t looking out for her and they’d spread that info around. I think abstinence as the only form of sex ed is such a disservice to women because it leaves them vulnerable to so many things (in the best case not knowing their bodies and desires and in the worst falling prey to the terrible intentions of some men). It’s so stupid to tell someone not to have sex without teaching them what it is; when I was younger, I was sold on the wait till marriage stuff and I still did all kinds of things (willingly thank god) because I literally didn’t know anything about sex. It’s so upsetting that guys can just stick it anywhere and get off (and of course the boys will be boys excuse), while women get shamed into celibacy and are made to feel like their desires don’t matter. This rant was so unnecessary and off the rails but I just wanted to get this out (I hope I didn’t make you uncomfortable, please don’t answer this if I did).
i like how u say you *think* u liked it LOL 🤣🤣 you have a great point there abt the colorblind casting! we all consume TV in different ways & ofc your wanting to not think about race politics is very valid when you just wanna relax. i guess my biggest issue was with the “love conquers all” idea that they threw out there, bc like lol no, love does not erase racism/sexism/etc. but anyway. yes, i agree, there was a decent amount that the show did well, which is why i’ll be watching season 2 too! i like that there was a female focus in general, esp on Pen and the other side characters. i do think it should have been more than 8 episodes. or spaced out better. it felt like we went in slowly and then BOOM it all suddenly tumbled towards an end lmao. 
i haven’t looked into this because my research area is more 18th century English society than 19th, but i’m honestly more than a little surprised that Daphne’s mom wasn’t more explicit about the sex talk?? like there wouldn’t have been formal education about it back then, but securing an heir was TOP PRIORITY. so i feel like maybe the mom (i forgot her name lol) would have at least mentioned something even a BIT more concrete about sex, even if she didn’t go into details like semen, etc. that rain on the plain shit was just ridiculous and awful LOL. i guess its so they could bolster the storyline of having Daphne not know what Simon’s been doing the whole time but 🙄 yeah ok.
i guess in the end im really gonna be watching for the side characters, bc Daphne and Simon definitely became boring lol. no i dont wanna watch softcore porn of them for 10 mins again 🙃 no matter how hot he is hahah. you cannot hide a weak storyline with a cute butt, damn it!!!!!!
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iseulfm · 4 years
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                  ❛                       𝐅𝐎𝐗    ,     𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍'𝐓    𝐘𝐎𝐔    𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐃   ?    it’s    dangerous    to    be    left    alone    in    the    lion’s    den    .    ❜
❝    &    who    says    the    lion    isn’t    my    prey    ?    ❞
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                 okay  listen  ,  what  we’re  NOT  gna  do  is  talk  abt  how  shitey  this  is  &  how  i  can’t  FUCKIN  write  (  or  read  ,  yk  )  .  what  we  WILL  talk  about  is  how  i  ,  cc  ,  twenty  ,  have  been  HARASSED  by  iseul  but  u  may  NOT  prosecute  her  –  she  caught  ME  slipping  ,  okay  ?
{ HA SOOYOUNG / CIS FEMALE / SHE / HER } whoa, whoa, you see that person over there ? that’s 24  year-old jang iseul . someone told me they were part of the london 47’s , apparently involved in some shit with the MONEY crew as a member . their leader just died too ,  so they must be feeling remorseful .  but i also heard about ( REDACTED ) , which i’m not sure the group knows about . i mean, it sort of explains why they’re the premonition of the group and why they’re so cerebral & machiavellian and minacious & egocentric . i feel like when i look at them, though, they sort of feel like THE QUIET CALM BEFORE THE STORM - SOMETHING ELSE IS COMING ALONGSIDE THE LIGHTNING , PURE WHITE WINDOWSILLS LINED WITH DYING PLANTS , FOREIGN LANGUAGES DANCING ON A TONGUE KNOWN FOR SPITTING POISON , A SINGLE MANNEQUIN STOOD NAKED IN THE CENTER OF AN UNLIT STAGE MARKED WITH BLOOD & AN EERIE THREAT OF A LEATHER JACKET CLAD FIGURE OUTSIDE A GLASS PANE WINDOW ; CIGARETTE GLOW FADING INTO THE NIGHT  - if that makes sense ? anyway , i’d stay away regardless . 
❛   𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗   𝖔𝖓𝖊   ╱  𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭  
full  name  .  jang  iseul  /  장 이슬  nickname(s)  /  aliases  .  isolde   age  .  twenty  -  four  gender  /  pronouns  .  cis  gendered  female  ,  she  /  her  orientation  .  pansexual  ,  demiromantic  hometown  .  daegu  ,  south  korea  faceclaim  .  ha  sooyoung  (  yves  ,  of  loona  )  
aesthetic  .  the  quiet  calm  before  the  storm  -  something  else  is  coming  alongside  the  lightning  ,  a  cursed  prophecy  she’ll  never  be  able  to  escape  from  ,  pure  white  windowsills  lined  with  dying  plants  ,  foreign  languages  dancing  on  a  tongue  known  for  spitting  poison  ,  a  single  mannequin  stood  naked  in  the  center  of  an  unlit  stage  marked  with  blood  ,  sweet  nothings  whispered  from  her  lips  while  she  surrounds  her  blindfolded  prey  ,  an  eerie  threat  of  a  leather  jacket  clad  figure  outside  a  glass  pane  window  ;  cigarette  glow  fading  into  the  night  &  greedy  fingers  picking  up  cash  that’s  worth  more  than  anything  she’s  ever  had  in  her  entire  life  .
label  .  the  premonition  moral  alignments  .  chaotic  neutral   ( + )  positives  .  cerebral  ,  tactical  ,  machiavellian  ,  charismatic  (  -  )  negatives  .  minacious  ,  egocentric  ,  vainglorious  ,  hubristic  hogwarts  house  .  ravenclaw  godly  parent  .  hermes  deadly  sin .  pride
❛   𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗   𝖙𝖜𝖔   ╱  𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐞  
TRIGGER  WARNING  :  sexy  themes  haha  
               𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄    𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓    𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐅    ,    they    call    her    a    𝐅𝐎𝐗    in    the    underground    .    with    nimble    fingers    dipped    in    tar    ,    there’s    almost    nothing    that    jang    iseul    can’t    get    her    hands    on    ;    if    the    fox    wants    it    ,    she’ll    have    it    .    marching    to    the    beat    of    her    own    drum    ,    she’s    the    youngest    of    five    siblings    –    grown    up    watching    them    each    land    a    foot    into    a    different    branch    of    crime    (    her    sisters    ,    spies    &    thieves    ,    her    brothers    ,    muscles    for    hire    )    &    learns    very    early    on    that    transgression    is    what    makes    the    world    go    ‘round    .    seventeen    with    her    life    hanging    in    the    balance    ;    iseul’s    made    dangerous    enemies    before    she’s    graduated    high    school    &    yet    ,    the    fox    walks    the    streets    of    daegu    with    a    smile    on    her    face    .    hidden    behind    a    uniform    &    an    air    of    innocence    ,    her    intelligence    is    her    greatest    weapon    .    languages    dance    on    her    tongue    as    quickly    as    she    can    pick    them    up    ,    street    knowledge    intertwines    with    book    smarts    &    iseul    shifts    into    isolde    when    she    joins    up    with    a    notable    heist    crew    –    she    only    agrees    to    join    ranks    because    her    life    is    at    stake    .    her    options    are    to    join    a    hubristic    god    or    face    the    wrath    of    an    underground    king    (    stealing    nectar    comes    with    a    price    –    the    king    calls    for    her    head    )    .
               𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌    𝐓𝐇𝐄     𝐆𝐎𝐃'𝐒    𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐘    she    learns    survival    .    his    consort    teaches    her    how    men    are    susceptible    to    what’s    between    her    legs    ,    his    general    teaches    her    how    to    wield    bloodlust    against    vengeful    women    –    iseul’s    reputation    precedes    her    by    the    time    she’s    twenty    .    three    years    spent    with    a    wannabe    god    who    collects    beating    hearts    as    sacrifice    ,    she’s    laid    down    her    life    for    him    &    offered    herself    up    as    sacrifice    to    a    man    who    calls    her    his    goddess    .    a    𝐅𝐎𝐗    blessed    with    ichor    ,    she    looks    up    him    and    brandishes    a    knife    to    her    own    throat    –    anything    he    asks    for    ,    she’d    do    for    him    .    that    includes    turning    herself    in    when    unexpected    alarms    go    off    in    london    –    left    on    her    knees    with    her    hands    interlocked    behind    her    head    ,    she    watches    as    her    god    leaves    her    behind    ,    his    consort    with    a    curled    lip    ,    fingers    hovering    over    a    red    button    that    was    never    supposed    to    be    pushed    .    interpol    picks    her    up    &    in    holding    ,    slapped    with    the    realization    that    he    never    loved    her    –    he    loved    what    she    did    to    him    ,    he    loved    how    she    held    him    ,    how    she    provided    him    comfort    &    pleasure    the    way    no    one    else    did    .    her    downfall    was    her    own    foolishness    ,    blinded    by    a    false    god    &    unable    to    see    that    she    was    nothing    but    a    means    to    an    end    .    prepared    to    spend    life    rotting    in    an    unflattering    jumpsuit    ,    savior    comes    to    her    in    a    MAN    .    the    gods    are    dead    ,    iseul    ,    back    to    humankind    .
               𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐔𝐒    𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒    𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃    &    jamie    singh    takes    her    in    with    an    outstretched    hand    .    little    𝐅𝐎𝐗    ,    her    talents    are    not    to    be    wasted    behind    steel    bars    .    an    offer    in    the    stolen    crew    ,    a    life    spent    doing    what    she    does    best    but    she    wants    MORE    –    susceptible    to    mankind    ,    jamie’s    words    bring    her    to    the    belief    that    she    can    become    so    much    more    than    a    fox    .    she    wants    to    be    a    beast    ,    formidable    to    heroes    &    comparable    to    typhon    ;    iseul    lies    in    waiting    ,    a    dangerous    omen    that    strikes    mortals    when    she    walks    on    graves    .    jamie    helps    her    ,    hones    her    into    sly    danger    wrapped    in    leather    while    her    gaze    linger    a    little    longer    ,    while    he    pretends    not    to    see    the    extra    money    she    pockets    ,    while    she    follows    his    orders    &    turns    into    the    kind    of    BEAST    she’s    always    wanted    to    be    .    news    comes    of    his    death    &    she’s    wrapped    in    sin    ,    legs    tangled    with    a    partner    while    tainted    with    the    memory    of    getting    into    an    argument    with    HIM    ;    remorse    ,    regret    ,    she    fails    to    hide    red    rimmed    eyes    while    she    returns    to    do    her    job    .
in    the    enemies    ,    there    are    allies    but    in    her    allies    ,    there    are    snakes    .
❛   𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗   𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖊   ╱  𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
a  notable  criminal  ,  most  people  know  of  her  as  the  fox  or  simply  ,  isolde  .  interpol  labels  her  as  isolde  jange  –  wanted  thief  &  the  underground  knows  of  her  as  the  fox  ;  iseul  is  just  iseul  .  intelligent  ,  crafty  &  narcissistic  ,  she  knows  she’s  hot  shit  but  she  doesn’t  say  much  about  it  .  the  premonition  ,  it’s  become  standard  practice  for  her  presence  &  appearance  to  be  an  omen  of  bad  things  to  come  –  mostly  for  the  enemies  of  the  group  .  exterior  wise  ,  she’s  led  by  PRIDE  (  always  the  smartest  one  or  whatever  brain  not  work  )  &  keeps  her  distance  .  head  held  low  ,  she  keeps  to  herself  &  lets  her  past  do  her  talking  for  her  .  never  the  most  chatty  person  ,  iseul’s  track  records  with  friendships  &  relationships  is  rocky  &  she’s  appropriately  labelled  a  lone  wolf  .
WANTED  CONNECTIONS  ;  ah  u  know  the  more  angst  the  better  ;  a  rival  who’s  never  liked  iseul  &  iseul  knows  it  &  she’s  like  [  fuckboy  voice  ]  haha  but  ur  so  sexy  ;  a  hateship  i  think  those  are  very  thexy  ;  a  ride  or  die  who  welcomed  her  in  immediately  ;  someone  from  the  stolen  crew  who  she  initially  befriended  cos  she  thought  she’d  do  that  ;  someone  from  money  crew  who  thinks  she  doesn’t  belong  w  them  ;  someone  who  knew  of  her  very  obvious  crush  on  jamie  haha  ;  some  ...  mutual  distant  pining  ;  someone  who  speaks  as  many  random  languages  as  her  ;  ANYTHING  .
❛   𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗   𝖋𝖔𝖚𝖗   ╱  𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧
this  ...  went  downhill  very  fast  please  love  me  anyway  okay  thank  u  love  u  .
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19possums-blog · 5 years
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On tianshan relationship and their fandom, i guess ?
hello there @nightfayre !! Im the 5asks anon lol (the one abt the last chapter of tianshan). I wanted to thank you for your answer and continue to rant in your askbox but i figured it was so long that mb it would crash ur box lmao, so I... kind of created a blog..... hm. well theres no bad reasons to create an account is there lol ?? (also is there no way to send a long ask ?? why is it so limited :(( )
So once again thank you for anwser, and what an answer ! You raised many points i didnt think about and that was very interesting. I knew i would be glad to hear your thoughts ! the rest under a read more coz i think its going to be looong lol
(( To do a sort of disclaimer : I despise fandom discourse and im more of the mentality “let ppl enjoy what they want as long as it dont hurt real life ppl”, and “dont like dont interact”. So everything im going to say is not an attack against anyone, but just a way of prolonging a manhwa that i like. Most of all, i want to emphasize that at the end of the day, its just a manhwa : it doesnt justify being mean or aggressive towards other real life ppl. If you find yourself raging while reading fandom wank, just stop reading, block, and go outside a little. My way of enjoying the manhwa is to be analytical, to criticize (positively and negatively) and to look at the material source as well as the fandom in itself ; if its (understandably lol) not your definition of fun, this post may not be for you !))
Ur totally right in saying that the hardest thing is separate morality, reality and fiction. I hope my asks didn't come across as a 'u shouldnt like tianshan bc its not morally good'. There is a lot of puritan push back on tumblr lately, and im totally against it. Everyone is free to like/ship what they want ; reading only ‘morally good’ literature wont prevent you to become a nasty person - i would argue itd be the exact opposite, as your spirit wont be trained to think critically or to evaluate a situation (and every situations is always grey) by your own means. Also, its important to separate fantasies/what you like to read and who you are/what you do. To be embarrassingly honest, and like many people, one of my sexual fantasy is rape ; but in my real life, im in a queer anarchist collective that actively fights against rape culture and defends rape victims. That is why i dont have a problem with SheLI/Mo shippers (or even HeCheng/SheLi shippers) even if its not my cup of tea, but i would have a problem if in real life (irl) ppl would say to irl Mo that irl SL is good for him (or if they wouldnt find it wrong that a irl 30yo Cheng is involved wt an irl 15yo Li). I digress.
But then again this confusion about fiction/reality/morality is at the core of the tianshan fandom -and many fandoms. I dont know about you, but i grossly see 3 types of ‘trends’ depending on how ppl interact with the source material  :
1.The ones who think you cant like something while being critical of it. I love 19 days but I think there are flaws in it, beyond tianshan dynamic (like how OX handles the transition between funny and dramatic moments –I think its badly done). It doesn’t mean I personally hate OX and wish harm to their family oc. Worse than this, the ones who, because they dont like certain things in 19 days, feel free to harass OX on their social media.  Here its a confusion between fiction and reality and a lack of critical thinking.
2. the ones that loves Tianshan because they think it fits the trope “Dark, handsome, tortured violent boy who is violent towards fragile, sweet, pure cute boy because he loves him” and the typically associated trope “the pure boy will change the violent boy by the pureness of his heart”. Aka the most common yaoi trope. Again, if it pleases people to see Tianshan like this, good for them and i hope they have a nice time reading 19 days. Lets face it, I love really bad yaoi and books. Its just not how i see tianshan at all, but to each their own. I just have a problem when these ppl insist that its an ok behavior to have in real life and say things like “possessiveness is a proof of love” uncritically (hint : it isnt). For me, its the difference between enjoying fast food (thats okay), and wanting to force everyone to eat fast food and to find it pleasurable (not okay).
3. the ones that think what you like in literature defines who you are, and so in order to be a “good person” you have to only like “morally good litterature” -there are the ones I personally find the more interesting bc they can ask good questions. But alas, in most cases its just puritanism badly disguised and currently they are in all fandoms. Lets not delve into the issue of this statement : what is ‘morally good’ ? who are in the authority to proclaim what is good ? how can you recognize what is ‘morally good’ if you dont see what is ‘morally not good’ ? is it literature’s responsibility to educate its audience ? do literature have to point out “watch out audience what just happened is not okay” as if we were brainless children ? whats more important : what you like reading or what you do irl ? .... Okay i totally delve into this lmao. Here its a confusion between fiction and morality and a rejection of critical thinking : we could say its like when the Catholics prohibited women from reading bc it would pervert them and think of the children).
Returning to the specifics of what we've been talking about  : so in this last case, you (generic ‘you’) think that you are a good person ; so you have to read morally good literature. So in this case, fandom isnt just a harmless hobby, but a proof of how you are morally good, imagine the stakes ! But alas, you happen to like 19 days and most specifically tianshan. You said (@nightfayre​ ) that you judge Tianshan unhealthy as they are now, and i wholeheartedly agree with you, so im not going to discuss why since you already explained it so well. So, what happens when you like a morally not good ship, but you think liking morally dubious things makes you a bad person ? You bent over backwards to explain that, in fact, this ship is morally good, to protect your integrity. And thats why, in 19days fandom since the last chapter (and its the same thing with every chapter where flaws of HT are revealed!), there are many posts going around “hm, in fact, what He Tian did is good ! i know it can seems like hes a violent asshole who dont respect MGS because he punches him, threatens him, and dont listen to him, but hm.... in fact its because he’s nice...” and then they do mental gymnastics to justify what is, obviously, not morally justifiable. And i find its a pity because, my guy, my buddy, nobody is going to throw you tomatoes if you like a morally dubious character, and also bc nothin is morally good ! everybody does what they think is the best in ‘problematic situations’ ! and thats what make life interesting ! and so, 19 days interesting ! The flaws of HT (and MGS) are what drawn ppl to his character, bc it makes him real, its makes him contradictory, we can project ourselves in him, and we can see a complicated character with awesome latent potential. And yes, treating someone like a territory bc you care about them is a flaw lol. (on this subject : i saw ppl saying that its protectiveness and not possession : if you protect someone like you would protect a territory, then its not a healthy protection. you deal with a human whose agency you must respect, contrary to a territory).
MGS and HT are the product of what happen to them in their early childhood and then their adolescence. Like you said, they grow up in a violent, twisted world, where being emotionally distant is the norm. I would even say that they are expected to conform to the standards of (toxic) masculinity : channel all your emotions into anger, caring is being weak and feminine, prove your worth by your physical strength, be in control in all ur relationship, etc. I would say thats why Mo is so hostile towards HT : HT challenges his masculinity, by seducing him (everyone know that the biggest fear of macho men like HT and Mo is being considered gay -_-) and being stronger than him. Lets face it, Mo has kind of a homophobic issue, like all the boys. Between JY who tells HT its disgusting being told hes handsome by a man (at the beginning of the manhwa, i hope by now he had grown out of it), or Mo who tells HT he isnt happy that a guy is on his bed or who desperately wants to prove his heterosexuality by saying he likes all cute girls to his baldy friend... HT is more nuanced, but at the end, when he ‘seduces’ Mo, its always predatory. He doesnt let himself being vulnerable and he aggressively touches Mo even without his consent. For me, its a way of proving his domination, not his interest (and when i say that, i dont mean that HT is not genuinely interested in Mo -just that his actions dont translate this). ZZX is the only one who seems to have a healthy relationship with his masculinity lol, but then hes the healthy one in all aspects (thats why i dont like his character and am not invested in zhanyi, even if irl i would love to be his friend).
With all that being said, oc HT wont know how to adequately express genuine concern and interest in Mo ! This sort of social interactions is not something you just know, its smth you learn. And in HT and Mo’s cases, nobody was there to teach them -we could even say that ppl in their life made them unlearn caring behaviors. So HT does what he does best : he fights and forces, and is surprised when Mo thinks (obviously) HT is evil. And also, like you said, Mo will never be (at least how he is now) a driving force in their relationships bc he will always run away from bonding with ppl. So here we are, HT being the only driving force in their relationship, the same HT who only knows violence. No wonder that their relationship is like this...
As it is, i feel like tianshan is kind of in an impasse right now. One or the other is going to have to evolve if we want to see their relationships changing. Either HT learns how to care without being violent (seems complicated if Mo doesnt challenges him, bc HT isnt going to realize this without feedback since its how he has always functioned), or, more likely, Mo is going to be honest with him and tell him that his behavior is hurting him. Though more probable, I dont see it happening anytime soon : for one, Mo isnt capable of seeing when he is hurting emotionally and what is hurting him ; and also, bc Mo doesnt know any other language than violence, not unlike HT. I think its smth most of the fandom ignore, how violence is smth that HT and MGS both have in common, and how if HT wasnt violent, MGS certainly wouldnt consider him at all.
Anw im excited to see where OX is going with all this ! Like you said, the forced kiss was pivotal to their relationship, so im kind of hoping it would be the same here ! I just hope they wont... do like usual and just put a funny chapter and ignore this latest development.....
OMG i wrote soo much and there is so much i still want to say.... i think im going to do a second post... sorry about the spam lmao
( @nightfayre : i dont know how this site works yet, is @ you alright ? will it show you my post in your notif or should i send an ask ?  bc i want you to see my answer, but i dont want you to feel pressurized to respond or interact or anything !! above all dont feel pressurized, i was sad last night when you wrote ‘im sorry to not answer more quicly’ bc you should answer at your own rhythm or not answer ! your blog is a hobby, not an obligation, so dont feel bad to not do more when yo already do much !! )
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rukafais · 7 years
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narfgaraja replied to your post: PLEASE stop! reblogging! trash! about! CISHET!...
it seems that what this anon is thinking is that you’re anti cishet women shipping gay ships at all                           their arguments only make sense if they’re saying that people calling them sin are trying to talk their way through societal stuff they’ve had glued into their heads, perhaps in attempts to identify with said characters… yet the problem generally hinges with the perception of gay relationships as inherently sinful instead of, say, how they view straight relationships  the problem, as i understand it, is that the shippers in question compartmentalize a fetishized image of gay relationships in their mind they use to act out the urges they refer to “sin” which severely colors how they treat gay people and how said people feel too.. so while there may be a point that people ship gay relationships because they don’t see many other in depth chars than men to represent them it’s kind of just using gayness as a self help tool                                           which is pretty questionable even saying they’re getting past their own repression to realize they’re gay doesn’t really excuse that treating it as a negative thing or sin is not very great at all and won’t help anyone proceed in self growth
yeah like again i cant speak fr anyone but myself but when i was going through my horrible self loathing nonexistence period as a teenager i sure had a lot of inexcusable fucked up thoughts abt how gay ships in particular were Sin and Bad and Breaking The Fanfic Law (but straight ships were fine lol)
like jesus christ the whole Thing about “oh teehee gay shipping is So Sinful and Deviant” is something you’re not supposed to be perpetuating and “well they might be gay later” doesnt actually
excuse anything and like u said treating it like a sinful hidden thing doesnt teach u to come to terms with it it just teaches u to like. view it as this messed up part of u that You Dont Want To Get Out, or similar, which is unhealthy and cant be reconciled w/ personal growth and acceptance of it and yourself as a person
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myblogais · 6 years
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Confession letter of a bestie
I dont know what I said...but surely I made you upset ...please tell me what it is...its OK to say it....than not telling and letting it grow to something big enough to break our friendship....I love you and trust me I will never do anything to hurt you.....Is karma biting me back.....I dint do that intentionally... but still I m gonna get it back ....may b this is it.....it was really nice knowing u....all time spent with you...I mean I will never forget that.....Thank you ....you made me trust a guy again....you made me realise guys can be good too....I love you bestie...n I will miss you....all the best....
I want to prove everyone wrong....I don't care what PPL think ABT us...its OK if u dnt talk once in a while when u dnt feel like....I m absolutely fine...I just hate seeing you upset.....I m sorry...No words
I spoke to you...you are still terrible...I love you so much can't see you like this.Why do i suck in all kinds of relationship? I suck at relationship with men..Dad,cousin bro, boyfriend,best friend. What if same happens with husband or son? Why?
Is there something wrong or irritation thing i does with men when i get close to them? How can i know these?Is it my mistake or just fate? Does that mean i m not suppossed to have close relations with any men?
I feel empty. This is first time in my life I am feeling this way for a friend.Few months back he was just a friend. I did not care if we spoke or not.I did not care if we would be friends or not.But things have changed now. We started sharing even the smallest stuffs about each other. He knew how was my day I knew his.I still remember the day when I was upset I was not telling him the reason. He said"I don't think you consider me bestie, otherwise why you are hiding it? Tell whatever it is?" .It was a very nice feeling. We had become best friend.It felt the same as somebody saying you that they love you.I used to pretend like a strong lady in front of all.I did the same in front of him. But I could not hold that mask for long.He saw my emotional side.
"I understood I don't matter to you at all.Otherwise you would have come to meet me" I was angry as he did not come on my birthday."Why you feel that?I was really busy otherwise I would have come". Well we met that weekend. We had a fun night. He gifted me something.But yeah because in my case always something has to go wrong so did that day.After one of the best birthday celebration I got a call from home. Not a good news. I broke down in front of him.He tried to console me.I became normal. There were friends who started telling I was treating him like more than a friend.Nobody can digest the fact of boy and girl being just friends. One such time while we were talking he suddenly became silent. I asked him reason but he did not say anything.That was the day misunderstanding started growing.I did not knew it will grow to extend where in we won't talk.He patched up things with other friends.He spoke to all of them.I had lot of friends too.But for me It had effected.I did not knew what to do.I thought may be letting him go was the only option. If he don't want me I cannot force him to friends. But I always had this guilt that he was my friend because he had nobody. I felt he would leave me the moment he got others. In long run it proved right. He cancelled my plan without telling me and made plan with other friends.Almost 1 week I kept on asking him update on plan.He said he was too busy. Then I got to know actually he had time to talk to others but not me.It did hurt me a lot.He is ignoring me. I don't know. He had some belonging of me. I called him and asked for it. I thought i will ask him about this.But he was too disturbed.So I just told him "I came here to take my belonging. I am opting out of your plan only because you are in it.I am deeply hurt by you." He got upset I know. But I could not keep it with me. He said will talk about it later. Since then we have not exchanged a word. I don't know if i was too rude. I was busy whole time but still could get this out of mind. Friends can break hurt too i realized. I do love him but I am not in love with him.I love him as my bestie. While I was travelling each place made me remember him. We had roamed and spent time a lot of times. I do miss all that.After my heart break,I was not able to trust any guy.It was him who teached me to trust again. He made me realize not all guys are same.I always saw myself in him. Just a few words for him
"Dear bestie,
I am sorry if i have hurt you anytime. You know I won't do it intentionally.I know neither will you do. Just because we are not talking doesn't mean our friendship is over. I am just hurt. There is misunderstanding which I hope you and I can sort out once you are free.I want you to know how much you mean to me. I love you. I swear it I miss you more than you will ever do and much more than you can imagine. I don't know if we will be besties again. I am pretending to be fine. I am pretending that i am ok with you not talking to me.I am pretending that i don't care. But truth is it hurts. My head has took over my heart. Remember we had trips planned? .I don' know.
Lots Of Love,
You Bestie(I hope still I am). "
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I'm going to say an extremely unpopular opinion so bear with me: I hate feminists. The gender pay gap has been refuted multiple times, by Harvard professors & educated people. I feel feminism ends up ridiculing men and women that are conservative. I have seen feminists that have extremely shallow agendas compared to people in other countries where women are actually being oppressed by being stoned when raped, forced to get genetic mutilations etc. help me understand why you stand for feminism.
Something else that also disgusted me about feminists. this guy went on a talk show and talked abt how he was abused by his gf, and everyone in the audience (all female, u could tell by the laughter) laughed. it was just sad and disgusting, and the guy looked like he was going to burst into tears at that very moment. And the talk show host told everyone to stop laughing and asked them whether they would laugh if a women was telling this story, and that shut everyone up, real quick. 
Look, I’m really exhausted, so I don’t have the energy to write you an essay. This is going to be shorter than it should be, but I’ll try to explain a few things.
First: the people who laughed at that men were not feminists. Anyone who mocks or degrades a man for being abused by a woman is not a real feminist, as this is in fact a form of sexism. Misogyny dictates that women are too weak and fragile to be abusers, and that all men are strong and tough, so any man pathetic enough to be abused by a woman deserves mockery. 
Actual feminism teaches that women CAN be abusive, and evil, and rapists and killers and all the bad things men can be, because women are people, not pure, delicate flowers. Actual feminism teaches that men can be vulnerable, they can be abused, they can be raped, and they’re not weak or pathetic for it, because they’re people, not masculine archetypes. 
Second: feminism is the reason you’re able to sit here and express your opinions. Feminism is the reason you’re allowed to speak your mind, to vote, to have a job, to have reproductive rights, to choose who you want to marry, if you want to marry at all, to choose to get a divorce, to simply have your own bank account. Feminism is the reason you are not the property of men. Saying you hate feminists is spitting in the face of the women who fought these battles so you could have these rights. 
If you think I’m exaggerating, please read this list of things a woman couldn’t do just fifty years ago. 
Women ARE being oppressed in America, in “first world” countries. Women are raped, and tens of thousands of untested rape kits sit on shelves while rapists are acquitted or given slaps on the wrists. We elected a man president who bragged about sexual assault, while the woman who ran against him was mocked for her outfits. Here’s a list of the blows Trump has dealt to women from the White House. 
Arkansas just signed it into law that a woman seeking an abortion must get permission from the man who got her pregnant, even if he’s her rapist. Missouri is considering a bill that would allow employs to discriminate against women who’ve had an abortion, who’ve used birth control, or who are pregnant. A North Carolina law says that once you’ve consented to sex, you can’t revoke it. The GOP is desperately trying to defund Planned Parenthood, despite the fact that only 3% of their services are abortion-related and the rest are cancer screenings, well-woman checks, prenatal care, and other services for poor women. 
Trans women are murdered by the dozens, queer women face massive discrimination. Black women are murdered by police, Muslim women who wear the hijab are harassed and threatened, disabled women are raped and forcibly sterilized. 97% of rape accusations made by Latina immigrants in detention centers aren’t investigated. You think female genital mutilation is a problem? FGM in America has tripled over the last two decades. Since 2007, the National Human Trafficking Hotline has received reports of 22,191 sex trafficking cases inside the United States - which is of course a massively low number, considering how many victims aren’t reported. 
“The average prison sentence of men who kill their women partners is 2 to 6 years. Women who kill their male partners are sentenced on average to 15 years. This is despite the fact that 86% of female offenders kill in self-defense, while males are most likely to kill out of possessiveness (82%), abuse (75%) and during arguments (63%). Women are eight times more likely than men to be killed by an intimate partner."
Long story short, if you think you don’t need feminism, you’re a very privileged person. The women around you need feminism, and if you don’t need to fight for yourself, you should fight for them.
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