#sometimes that would be bacon... ihave no bacon

[equalseleventhirds]

i think i deserve to eat............ fried egg.

#now usually fry an egg? little salt & pepper. #but when have been driinking? gotta be extra FLAVOR and extra FAT #sometimes that would be bacon... ihave no bacon #so that means add whatever the fuck i have in the fridge #butter? mayo? soy sauce? #open up a spice rack... cayenne LOTS of garlic powder #maybe sprinkle on chicken buillon powder bcos why not! #it'll be a Very Egg #disgusting but perfect for drinking with #food blogging #alcohol cw