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7soulstars · 4 years
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My Incorrect Universe #57
kidnappers speaking on the phone line: give us $1,000,000 and xxx files in exchange for your guy’s safe return
Tony*highly offended*: i am worth more than that! make it $10,000,000!
Me on the other end of the line*screaming*: TONY SHUT THE FUCK UP
Pepper *in the background*: You know what? Let them keep him
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january-glooms · 4 years
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them: What are you?
me, knowing exactly what they’re asking: A human being.
them: No but like, what are you?
me, rolling my eyes: I identify as a female and use she/her pronouns...
them: Okay, but where are you from?
me, smiling sickly sweet: Oh, you should’ve just asked. I’m Dutch.
them, half interrupting me: I- I just did. Yeah, I know you’re Dutch, but where are you actually from?
me, raising a single eyebrow: I am Dutch, I was born here and so were my parents. So yes, I’m Dutch, are you implying that just because I have brown skin I can’t be Dutch?
them, panicking: No, no, it’s just...
me: Just what?
them: Well I just assumed...
me: Exactly, you assumed. Don’t do that it’s not cool or nice. Also the whole “what are you” spiel, yeah don’t do that, it makes you sound like a condescending prick. If you want to know about my heritage just ask. I’ll gladly tell you.
them: Oh, I’m sorry that was never my intention. I’ll try not to do that anymore.
me: It’s fine, you’re not the first nor will you be the last to do so.
them: All right, but how do I ask that question then? Where is your family originally from? What is your heritage?
me: Well it’s different for everyone, there is no easy way to ask these questions. But yeah either of those work. I can only speak for myself, but it shows me that you’re conscientious of the way you phrase things and are actually interested in me as well as my heritage.
them: Okay so, where is your family originally from?
me, actually smiling now: Well, my ancestors were brought over from India to Suriname as slaves and eventually my grandparents moved from Suriname to the Netherlands in the 1960s.
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areiton · 5 years
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Winterspider 21, 18, 17, 15, 11, 10, 6 and 4. I’m so sorry but you said to go crazy and I am craving for some winterspider.
Holy crap, nonnie. Ok, lol, strap in, this is long. 
21. Who likes to drive with the music blaring and who is too shy to sing along? Peter loves to sing along, bouncing around in his seat, happy and bright, and laughing. He loves to see the shy smile on Winter’s face, the way he goes soft and James slips out, humming along as he squeezes Peter’s hand in his own.
18. Who gets mad about something unrelated to Person B and punches the wall, and who patches it up and kisses it better? Winter is terrified of getting angry. He locks down, slips away and isolates rather than expressing his anger, and THAT infuriates Peter. But Peter knows violence is only going to make it worse, so he waits until he’s calm and still, and then goes and holds Winter until the anger slips away and James collapses in his arms and he can take him to bed. 
17. Who grabs the other’s hand just as they’re getting out of bed and pulls them back under for cuddles? James. He hates when Peter crawls out of bed, and he knows his boy has a job and responsibilities, but–he always catches him and drags him back, for just a few minutes of cuddles, just to whisper i love you against his hair. Because even after two years together, this feels like an impossible gift. 
15. Who unconsciously holds their breath the first time they kiss, and who pulls back and says, “Breathe…”? Peter pulls back. Stares at James, shaking and almost in tears in his arms, and murmurs, breathe. Whispers, I’ve got you. Promises, you can have this. we can have this. He doesn’t always believe it, but James clings to Peter and his promises and kisses and lets Peter believe it for both of them.
11.Who gives the bear hugs and who is always sidling up to them and snaking their arms around their waist? James. To both. Sometimes he just needs to wrap his boy up and hold him safe and close, and he ignores Peter’s muffled complaints before he goes limp and happy against him. But sometimes, mostly when he’s in the lab with Tony for too long, Winter will slip down and behind him, shushing the bots until he can slink against Peter’s back, hug him close and presses kisses to his neck. 
Tony rolls his eyes and sighs and makes noises about losing his best mind and Peter grins at him, completely unapologetic as he lets Winter pull him away. 
10.Who moans and talks with their mouth full whenever they eat good food, and who tells them to stfu but can’t help laughing?  Peter but it’s all James fault–he cooks when he’s stressed and he’s delightfully good at it. James finds it disgusting and amusing all at once. 
6. Who can fall asleep anywhere (and does) and who has to put them to bed? Peter can, and does, fall asleep anywhere. The lab (Tony always calls James to retrieve him because Winter lost his shit when Tony carried him home) the kitchen counter (James once caught him as he slipped and almost brained himself) the bathtub (he woke up when James laid him on the bed and kissed his way down his pale lean body) and and and. James loves it. 
Winter only gets pissy when Peter dozes off swinging home from patrol. 
4.Who always has cold hands and who is always warming them up for them? Winter is almost always cold. Peter knows it’s psychosomatic from his years in cyro–but he never complains, just goes out of his way to find soft oversized sweaters, warm fleece blankets, lined gloves and heavy scarves, and when James inevitably forgets his gloves, takes James’ hand in his own and warms them with a small, private smile. 
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writeinmysoul · 5 years
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I feel the need to state that this isn’t an attack on tony but an attack on extreme tony stans and y’all reasonings.
Disclaimer before y’all dumbasses get in my comments and say stupid shit about my opinions on tony. I genuinely like tony stark. He’s a really great hero and he’s flawed but good. And he tries. He tries so hard. But he’s still so flawed, but that’s part of why he’s such a good hero, because sometimes, he’s the most relatable and human out of most of them, and y’all assholes seem too forget that.
I just realized how fucking much I hate tony stans like. It took me a second to realize why tho since I actually do like tony stark. But I realize, I’m really just extreme anti tony Stan narratives. At least half the time, people act like tony was never wrong and could do no wrong. Even tho part of the reason people even like him is because of his fuck ups and want to do better or right. Because he was real and had his struggles and it’s so easy to sympathize with him and such. And yet, tony stans will still sit there and act like he has literally never done any wrong. He’s done a shit ton of wrong in his life, which is part of the reason he’s constantly wanting to do better and work harder and help more people. Like it’s literally a whole fucking part of what makes him who he fucking is. Then you’ll sit there and act like Ultron wasn’t 100% his fault. I’m so fucking sick of hearing the whole, “no one listened to him. He said what was coming and no one cared. Blah. Blah. Fucking blah.” Bitch, I can’t listen to someone who ain’t fucking talking to me. He deliberately created Ultron behind his team’s back when he hadn’t even talked to them about what was to come until he royally fucked up after the fact. But everyone pretends that the reason they weren’t ready for thanos is because no one listened to him. Shut tf up. Like.
And the whole accords thing. Like. It’s straight bullshit. And tony was on his shit when he thought they were a good idea. And like, a huge motivating factor for it is his guilt, cause from iron man 1-3, it is extremely fucking unlikely he would’ve fucking signed it then. Probably not even after the first avengers. And who’s to really say if he would’ve signed it if it wasn’t for the fucking mom that confronted him. And like, i understand his intentions in both age of Ultron and I’m civil war. And his intentions were good and I get it. But like, you still massively fucked up. And what pisses me off about him in civil war is that, they don’t need to be held accountable for the battle of New York cause that was strictly the government’s fault. No one else’s. Age of Ultron? Strictly Tony’s and partially Bruce’s fucking fault. So why does the whole team need to be punished for him not talking to his fucking team? Civil war? Both Steve and Tony’s cause neither of them would sit the fuck down and actually fucking compromise. Steve was too fucking stubborn and tony was too fucking blinded by arrogance and guilt and naïveté. “Do it now or it’ll be done to us later.” That shit. wow. Like, bro, it’s already being fucking done to you. You have no real other options. Sign or stop. That’s not a real choice bro. Wtf. And in what world do you think that’s a good argument to sign?nah. Fuck you. For a genius, you’re dumb asf. Like. And what really pisses me off is the fact that like, we still know he’s still going to blatantly fucking ignore most of the rules. You got peter on your side right, but you know he doesn’t want to tell his aunt who he is, so you clearly must’ve not told him all the accords would’ve said if he still fought. Cause the accords would’ve wanted his identity too. So we know that when the time came, Tony would push to let peter keep his identity secret when they tried to force peter to identify himself. And we know the government would do it cause they did it in the defenders and agents of shield. Right. So tony was gonna ignore that rule for peter or he was gonna force peter to reveal himself which is fucked on both ends.
Then, he ignored the accords when he went to Steve in Siberia and wanted it off record so he wouldn’t have to be held accountable like the others would’ve if they came back. So fuck out of here. And we know, tony doesn’t follow fucking rules. The only people he was willing to listen to half the time was pepper and Steve. And that wasn’t always either. He was sure as hell not going to follow every rule laid out even tho he’s the reason it got as far as it did. And what really really pisses me off, and I really didn’t think about this til now, is the fact that like, he wouldn’t trust his own fucking suits in the hands of the government. But he’s willing to trust his teammates’ lives and missions in the hands of the government? Really? Gonna trust Bruce’s life in the hands of secretary Ross who has been wanting to experiment on Bruce and get his hands on him? Wanna trust your teammates’ lives in the hands of the people who repeatedly lie to you and have their own agendas that they will no doubt invoke onto the team? Man. Like, fuck the team, they’re not the only people who are affected by this. You’re affecting hundreds if not more, heroes fucking lives just because you’re fucking feeling guilty for your own fucking creation even tho you’re not gonna follow the rules you fucking signed.
And what pisses me off about most of these tony stans that all wanna fucking get behind the accords is, y’all call team cap fans dumbasses and shit. But like, you’re the ones stupid enough to trust a government that has proven themselves faulty in every fucking mcu movie. And you know goddamn well that if they had a president such as trump and his cabinet, how fucking fucked every single one of them would be. Especially once Sam took over the mantle as captain America. So fucking tell me again why you’re dumb enough to fucking trust the accords? Fuck y’all. That shit ain’t going to do anything but more harm than good. And when people refuse to sign and refuse to fight, where tf will you be when there’s no more heroes. Fucking dead. Which is why they’ll fucking fight even if they don’t sign. Which then, they’re risking both their lives and their freedoms for your dumbasses. Fuck you. There’s a lot more I could say. But I’m tired of typing on my phone.
Sidenote, Steve Rogers may be my fave, but he’s not why I made this post. At least, not the sole reason, part of why was an “anti Steve” tagged post that was saying “you’re either team iron man or team dumbass.” And I’ve made a lot of posts like this before, even without factoring in Steve, but it irritates me when people act like Steve was the only fuck up. And i see some dumbass posts about why Steves team was bad or whatever. And some of the arguments, esp any single one includes Bucky are so beyond idiocy. I can rant about Steve’s stupid ass decisions too. Lying to tony about his parents? Really Steve? Really you fucking asshole? What really pissed me off with Steve is smashing Tony’s chest plate in, I have never been more pissed at my fave. And not compromising. Tony didn’t compromise, but neither did fucking Steve. And it was ridiculous and on both their heads that it got as far as it did. Steve is only seeing things in black and white, and it isn’t always like that. But neither or tony was trying to see down the middle. It was a whole fucking mess.
Also, this doesn’t change the way I feel about anti Tony’s. Y’all dumb as shit too. Like, your arguments and opinions are worse than extreme tony stans. Like, you just really want to hate on him for the dumbest things and act like he hasn’t grown or changed and I can shoot every single one of your arguments down but you’re dumb and won’t listen like, so fuck out of here. Y’all will say anything to try to prove tony is oh so bad, and yet, you don’t even acknowledge the shit that’s worn acknowledging in point out actual supported flaws, such as shit I mentioned. So stfu and sit tf down.
Anti Steve’s? Y’all can sick my dick or my clit, but your opinions are also fucking irrelevant, and I will fight you. Really tho, I would fight any mcu hero anti. Like, none of them deserve to be absolutely hated. I understand just not caring much about a character one way or another, but then y’all will hate any fucking character for the dumbest reasons and it pisses me off. I will defend every single fucking mcu hero, but I will also call them out for the shit that they did. Like. You can like a hero or anyone really, and acknowledge fault or flaws. But y’all just ain’t got common sense. So leave me alone. Like. Fuck outta here. Anyway. I’m done for real, goodnight. I would turn off comments if I knew how to, but I don’t so whatever.
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sanders-sidenotes · 5 years
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RATING THOMAS SANDERS SHIPS FROM BEST TO WORST (in my opinion, please don’t get offended if we don’t agree :)
Prinxiety ~ Roman x Virgil ~ I love these two together. Whenever they interact, the passion and spirit are undeniable. I don’t think I’ve met anyone strongly against them, they make each other happy, plus there’s some amazing fanfiction out there. Their dialogue is so fun to analyze, also the looks they give each other??
Logicality ~ Logan x Patton ~ The only reason this is #2 is because Prinxiety is my first love. Logicality is wonderful - the emotional intelligence of Patton plus the academic intelligence of Logan,,,, they just balance each other out. Patton’s the heart and Logan’s the brain. I also love the idea of Logan being confused about his feelings and Patton thinking he’s pining alone. I read Logicality fics to cheer me up, to inspire me, to distract myself - ok ya I read Logicality all the time.
Rociet ~ Roman x Deceit ~ Gotta be honest, the only reason I love this ship is if Prinxiety is one-sided, with Virgil pining but being an asshole to Roman because he doesn’t know how to deal with having feelings for the latter. But, with Roman coming to terms with the fact that Virgil doesn’t like him, Roman instead falls for Virgil’s ex, Deceit. Deceit doesn’t really care about Roman’s feelings towards him, he just uses him to make Virgil upset. Sorry for being confusing and long but can someone with talent please write this???
Remus x Deceit ~ He’s evil. He’s evil. It works! They’re both Dark Sides and they’re both huge assholes (I love Deceit but realistically). I know we just met Remus but their chaotic energies would blend nicely, I think.
Virgil x Thomas ~ C’mon guys, this would be so cute. After Princey of course, Thomas is the right guy for Virgil. Their interactions are beautiful and Virgil seems so happy around Thomas. Can we talk about his little ‘sup Thomas’!! Maybe it’s a little weird to ship a side with Thomas but in this case, I think it works.
LAMP ~ Logan x Virgil x Patton x Roman ~ This is a good, solid ship that I think everyone in the fandom lowkey likes, it’s a common ground and a ship in which everyone is happy, so I like it. However, it involves Moxiety so . . . that lowers it for me.
Anxeit ~ Virgil x Deceit ~ I only put this so high on my list because I’ve always imagined them as exes (as mentioned before). I think when Virgil was a Dark Side, it would’ve worked out a lot better, but looking at him now, this relationship wouldn’t work out.
Analogical ~ Logan x Virgil ~ I originally started with being a hardcore Prinxiety and Logicality shipper (still am, but more on the dl), but branching away from that, this would still be up there. The slow, accidental falling for each other, the small smiles, the angst these fics include - I’m a sucker for it. They’re adorable. 
Royality ~ Patton x Roman ~ Speaking of adorable, Royality!! The cuteness and fluff between these two, am I right?? Everything about them makes me want to squeal with joy. These fics are uplifting, heartwarming, and soft. Sometimes it seems like it could be too much warm and fuzzy (hence why I prefer Analogical), but sugar-sweet is definitely what I need some days.
Any other unspecified side x Thomas ~ Nah. They’re more family, in my eyes. I don’t oppose it though, you do you.
Moceit ~ Patton x Deceit ~ Only if it’s one-sided Logicality tbh. I feel like Deceit would be abusive towards Patton, I read a wonderful fic on Tumblr where Logan was kind of Patton’s savior from this toxic relationship. I also kind of like the idea of them being brothers, however, so I don’t know about shipping them. 
Logince ~ Logan x Roman ~ I just don’t see the romantic connection between these two, sorry. In fics, it’s kind of cool, because they’re usually slowburn and give off Drarry vibes, but they fight a lot and I just don’t think they’d be a good couple, sorry.
Loceit ~ Logan x Deceit ~ I’ve never personally seen this, but if someone out there likes it, ahem, how? They don’t *really* interact, and they just aren’t compatible in personality and interests.
Any other unspecified side x Remus ~ I just don’t see it.
Moxiety ~ Patton x Virgil ~ Honestly, I hate this ship. It’s like shipping a father with his son or son figure (cough, Peter x Tony shippers, cough) and although I love-love-love platonic Moxiety, romantic Moxiety is gross, in my opinion. However, I won’t hate on whoever does ship it, I guess I can kind of see why. I just don’t like it myself.
Remus x Roman ~ They are literal brothers, stfu. I’m sick and tired of this disgusting disrespect. I usually would hold back on how much I dislike a ship, but if I see this on my dash, I’ll probably block you. Jesus Christ, have some respect.
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southsidewrites · 6 years
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Prove It (Sweet Pea x Reader)
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Summary: You and your boyfriend Sweet Pea like making each other jealous, and Fangs always seems to get caught up in the drama.
Word Count: 1349
Original Request: “How about a Sweet Pea Imagine where the reader makes Sweets jealous but soon regrets it and ends up kissing him saying, “I love you dumbass.”
Author’s Note: I’m pretty sure the intent of this request was fluffier, but I definitely got carried away with the badass Serpent reader.  Takes place a few years after high school. I’m definitely considering writing more of the badass reader, so let me know what you think!
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You leaned back on the bar with a grumpy sigh.  Your gaze was fixed on the opposite corner of the bar where your boyfriend and Jughead were playing pool.
"Jeez, what's gotten into you?" Toni asked, grabbing your empty cup and replacing it with a fresh one.
"Look." You nodded at the scene unfolding.
"Oh." She leaned across the bar to look closer. "Is that Stacey Silverson?"
"The one and only."
"And she is all over Sweet Pea." She smirked. "What, Y/N, a little jealous?"
"What would I be jealous?" You snapped. "We've been dating for years—if he wanted to get with Silverson, he's had plenty of chances."
"Then why are you so grumpy?"
"I'm not grumpy." Even you could hear the edge in your voice.  You had rolled past grumpy into full-blow pissed off.
"Maybe, like, go over there," she suggested. "People are almost as scared of you as they are of Sweet Pea, sometimes even more."
You rolled your eyes.  You had a bit of a reputation within the Serpents—it was what initially drew Sweet Pea to you.  Sure, you didn't have quite the same brute strength as him, but anyone with a brain knew that didn't make you any less threatening.
"I'm not going to go scare some girl off my boyfriend like I'm some sort of territorial dog.  All I need is Pea giving me a lecture on how I need to trust him more."
"Since when does Sweet Pea lecture?"
"Okay, more like he kisses me until I shut up."
She snickered. "Ah, you know it's love when you don't even need words to communicate.  It's like you two have telepathic genitals."
Rolling your eyes, I took a big sip of the drink she brought you and cringed. "Damn, Toni, you couldn't have given me one step up?  The rail whiskey here's trash."
"But it gets you trashed, and that's all that matters." She grinned, her brown eyes sparkling.
You rolled your eyes again and switched your focus back to Sweet Pea and Stacey.  He was laughing at a joke she made, and she was leaning onto the pool table, giving everyone in the vicinity a clear look down her shirt. "I can't watch this," you groan.  You looked around the bar, a new plan formulating.
"I don't like that look in your eyes, Y/N," Toni said. "That's the look that got us stranded in Queens with nothing but two dollars, a stack of business cards for a hooker, and a male stripper dressed as Mickey Mouse the night after graduation."  
You snorted with laughter at the memory. "That was a series of bad decisions that led us to that point.  Tonight, I only plan to make one bad decision."
"And what's that?"
"Fangs." You started walking as Toni called after you. "Y/N, wait, that is a terrible idea—you can't--" She cut off with a groan. "You're going to get him killed!"
Smirking, you made your way to the end of the bar where Fangs was chatting up some preppy-looking blond guy.
"Beat it, Ken doll," you said, walking up behind him.
The blond's eyes widened when he saw the look in your eyes. "I—uh—call me."
Fangs nodded, rolling his eyes at me as the guy scurried away. "What the hell, Y/N?  I was this close to getting him home tonight."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can call him later, and he'll come flying back.  Dude looked downright thirsty for some action." You leaned up against the bar next to him. "Anyways, I need a bit of a favor."
"What's that?"
You grinned your sweetest grin. "Nothing too hard."
"Last time you said that I ended up lost in Albany with no one but Kevin Keller and a remarkably friendly stripper named Candy."
You chuckled, remembering the night fondly. "Man, I really need to stop hiring strippers for every occasion."
He gave you a look. "For real, Y/N, what do you need."
"Just to make a certain someone jealous."
"Oh no." He lifted his hands and took a step back. "No way in hell.  I want to live to fuck Ken doll tonight, not get carried home in a body bag."
"C'mon, Fangsy," you cooed, reaching forward to grab the lapels of his leather coat. "I'll protect you from my big, bad, boyfriend."
His eyes darkened a shade.  Fangs and you had a bit of a friends with benefits situation before you started dating Sweet Pea, and it had always been a bit of a sore spot.  You knew it wouldn't go too wrong, though.  You and Sweet Pea were solid—you had been dating since high school and neither of you had so much as thought of cheating in the years since.  Despite that, though, you both liked flirting a little too much for your own good.  You both liked the attention, and deep down, you both thrived on the possessively chaotic make-up sex after.  
"He's literally going to kill me, Y/N," Fangs said, his voice low.
"That's a risk I'm willing to take." You pulled him by the lapel to the middle of the bar so that you'd be solidly in Sweet Pea's sight.  Then, you turned on the charm, leaning in close to your friend. "So, Fangs, noticed you've mostly been going for guys lately, any reason why?"
He shrugged, relaxing slightly and moving his hand to brush a lock of hair from your face. "Just a mood, I guess.  Or no one has quite been able to live up to you." He smirked.
You rolled your eyes.  He and you both knew damn well that he'd slept with more than his fair share of women since you started dating Sweet Pea. "I'd like to see any girl try." You ran your hand down his shoulder to his bicep, holding it through the cool material of his jacket.
Then, you glanced over his shoulder to see Sweet Pea giving you a skeptical look.  He knew exactly what you were doing.  Smirking, he circled the pool table to stand next to Stacey, leaning in close to her tiny frame.  The competition to see who would cave first was on.
"Oh goodie, now you're both toying with people to make each other jealous." Fangs smiled amusedly and took a sip of his beer. "Have you ever considered that this is mildly unhealthy?"
You shook your head. "Nah, you know that I'm gonna leave you hanging, and Stacey would be dumb not to.  Anyways, you know you like getting a rise out of Sweet Pea."
He rolled his eyes and leaned in close, brushing your hair aside to whisper in your ear. "Don't tempt me, babe." His hand moved to your waist, pulling up your shirt a bit so that his fingers were brushing against your exposed skin.  The dark ink of your Serpent tattoo peaked out.
You leaned in closer, playing with the hair at the nape of his neck and laughing flirtily.  Glancing at Sweet Pea, you could see his knuckles turning white as he gripped his pool stick.  You winked and turned your attention back to Fangs.
"The things I would do to you if I were still single," you mused, earning an eye-roll from Fangs.
"He's coming."
"What the hell, Y/N?  Fangs, really?" Sweet Pea was standing behind you, his long hair pushed off his face and his fists clenched at his sides. "Of all people?"
You broke away from Fangs, giving him a thank-you grin before turning to face your pissed-off boyfriend. "What, Pea?" You asked sweetly. "I was just chatting with my good old friend, Fangs."
He held his glare. "Yeah, sure." He grabbed your hips possessively, pulling you close. "There's only one person who should be touching you like that."
"Jughead?"
"Shut the fuck up."
You smirked and leaned in for a kiss. "I love you, dumbass."
His grip on you tightened as he kissed you hungrily. "I ought to take you into the back and make you prove it."
"What about Stacey?"
"Fuck Stacey.  You know I only have eyes for you."
"Prove it."
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amuseoffyre · 5 years
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Rating: PG13 Fandom: Daredevil TV series & Captain America movies (now with added Avengers!) Summary: Sometimes the random guy in the street isn’t out to get you. And sometimes, he might need your help in ways you never expected. Notes: Ahahahahahaha oh dear god help me. I’ve written 8k of MCU fic since seeing Endgame last Thursday. My muse is back and it won’t stfu.
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Steve exhaled sharply. He was angry, but Matt knew it wasn’t directed at him. “If Nat’s here, then the roof is no-go.”
For a second Matt didn’t understand, then he did. “Stark.”
“Or one of his people.” Steve’s hand whispered over his face. “Shit.”
The elevator had almost reached the ground floor.
Matt braced a hand against the door, thinking hard. They didn’t have any options apart from the obvious one. How the hell was he meant to convince a professionally trained former assassin that oh, no there definitely aren’t any super soldiers hiding out in my apartment. I just parkour away from allies of Tony Stark for the hell of it.
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parkrstark · 6 years
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What's up with people and their: "I hope Tony dies so Peter can be independent and fight alone" "I really hope they end and cut irondad because Peter needs to learn how to be a hero on his own" The kid is like 17, wtf? Do they also want Aunt May to die so Peter lives alone or something??? They're acting like Tony's presence in Peter's life is why Peter is so immature sometimes. Newsflash, he's a kid. Peter can be a hero and still need support sometimes.
Peter NEEDS the support. He is a child. He needs someone to look up to. The Antis just need to stfu
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apocalypto12related · 7 years
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Do all of them!
1: is there a boy/girl in your life?
Ye! Sammy! @deziac
2: think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
Um... My family, probably, and no.
3: what do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
Kitty! I love kitties!
4: what’s something you really want right now?
an apartment. on a less serious side, um, glasses???
5: are you afraid of falling in love?
Nope! I already have and since we’re poly im sure i will again owo
6: do you like the beach?
so/so. depends on my mood.
7: have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
um... a pull out sofa, does that count? i have a hard time sleeping unless i can fully lie down.
8: what’s the background on your cell?
my old phone was tony my new phone is space. not sure what it’ll be soon. >w>;; considering i need to redownload all the stuff i got off tumblr. :’( i lost all my snapchat stuff, but i moved all of izaya to my computer so that’s fine.
9: name the last four beds you were sat on?
what??? O_o; um... a homeless shelter’s bed and other than that they were all my own??? (not counting the “bed” made of sheets at the one place.)
10: do you like your phone?
i just got a new one!! uwu It has 32GB with it’s own internal storage and I have a 32GB sd card. nwn;; So I have a lot of space~! plus it has a fingerprint sensor and im in love with unlocking it like that owo
11: honestly, are things going the way you planned?
prolly not, but when do they?
12: who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
sammy! bc we both got new phhones!
13: would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?
i heard poodles have bad temperaments!! idk about rottweilers!! whichever one is nicer??/
14: which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
emotional!! physical heals!! short time span for pain! emotional might not go away!
15: would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
DONt mmake me chosoelk??! i love both!!! i lovemy fluffy butts and i went to the met in new york!!! it was so cool!!! swords!! armor!! egypt!! aahhhh!!! i cant choose!!
16: are you tired?
im always tired!!!
17: how long have you known your 1st phone contact?
um... well it’s sammy
so uh, ten years in march owo (technically december was the first time we met!! but we count it as march since that’s when he started talking rly)
18: are they a relative?
no!!
19: would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
it depends on if they changed their personality!! if not then no!! i mean i did get back with sammy but yknow we just count that as a break since we did actually get back together lmao
20: when did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
this morning!! she is at work so she’s not too talkative rn!
21: if you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
we’re fine with what we’re at!! i don’t need to marry her to make it ‘official’!! we’ve lasted almost 9 years and through some big hardships!! both of us unmedicated and dealing with new medication changes, so i think we’re fine!!
22: would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
of course!! :P
23: how many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
two!! my blue sylveon bracelet (i love sylveon, i would wear umbreon but i think i packed it!!!) and my pride rainbow bracelet! i took them off when we were looking for a shelter bc i was scared we’d get denied if they saw obvious gay signs :(
24: is there a certain quote you live by?
not directly!! something along the lines of that there is no set path in life you have to choose which ways you want to twist and turn and they’ll lead you onto new and bigger things.
25: what’s on your mind?
music! stuff for my phone! i have a lot of stuff i need to add to eeet!! it’s only a day oolllddd.
26: do you have any tattoos?
yes! it’s for my kitty who passed away! Her name was luna. I’m sure i’ve posted a picture somewhere.
27: what is your favorite color?
#00C5FF
28: next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
prolly tonight. owo
29: who are you texting?
Sammy owo
30: think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
probably?? lol what.
31: have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
YES ACTUALLY D: idk if it happened any other time, but when we got into the car accident when I told our one friend we were joking about her coming up and hanging with us all my brain said was ‘You shouldn’t have done that. I shouldn’t have done that.’ and again when we went out to the car and it was pretty heavy snow fall. I was like ‘I shouldn’t go.’ my problem with that one was I didn’t want to go, but I didn’t think ‘we shouldn’t go’. but... what can you do now?
32: do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
um. i don’t think i have a super close opposite sex friend. closest would probably be @h0bsyrup
33: do you think anyone has feelings for you?
I’m sure Sammy does. >w> I’m not sure otherwise. My followers don’t tell me that stuff.
34: has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
Yes omg. Sammy was staring me in the eyes the other day and was like ‘your eyes are pretty’ and i’m like ‘omfg shut up >//
35: say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
if they’re not dating then she’s gonna punch their lights out, so i don’t have to worry.
36: were you single on valentines day?
November 24th, 2008 is when I started dating Sammy. You tell me.
37: are you friends with the last person you kissed?
... of course?? wtf is with these kiss questions.
38: what do your friends call you?
Kiki :D
39: has anyone upset you in the last week?
lil bit.
40: have you ever cried over a text?
Um... probably. I can’t remember.
41: where’s your last bruise located?
omg... um i guess undermy belly button is the latest bruise??? i have a lot atm from surgery and being motionless for four days!!
42: what is it from?
Sammy actually like harshly pushed on that area. like when you go to land somewhere with your full weight then you go ‘oh fuck’ yeah.
43: last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
um... recently??? but i guess not as bad as with my mom.
44: who was the last person you were on the phone with?
Sammy owo
45: do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
Nah.
46: do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
No.my hair style is like 99% bun.
47: would you ever go bald if it was the style?
i dont follow trends i set them.
48: do you make supper for your family?
not recently but i would for sammy and i usually
49: does your bedroom have a door?
i don’t have a “bedroom” atm e.e
50: top 3 web-pages?
tambo.c0m (tumblr), archiveofourown.org (ao3), youtube.com (the three i use the most anyway)
51: do you know anyone who hates shopping?
Sammy. xD at least food shopping.
52: does anything on your body hurt?
Abdomen. (:
53: are goodbyes hard for you?
it depends. if it’s unnecessary then prolly. if they’ve fucked me over idc. (i.e. my family trying to replace my mom’s abusiveness, fuck them.)
54: what was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
prolly water owo
55: how is your hair?
it’s feeling fine, thank you for asking!
56: what do you usually do first in the morning?
it depends! if it’s my “morning” i wake up and usually bathroom.
57: do you think two people can last forever?
sure but it takes work. it’s not gonna be perfect 24/7 without communication or compromise.
58: think back to january 2007, were you single?
ye. omfg why would you give me nightmares. that’s when i started the rping side of myspce and met that douche wesley. his lying ass made me start self harming. fuck him.
59: green or purple grapes?
i don’t eat grapes .w.;;
60: when’s the next time you will give someone a big hug?
sometime in the future! prolly sammy!
61: do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
in an apartment. >w> or at the pompeii exhibit!!!
62: when will be the next time you text someone?
possibly today
63: where will you be 5 hours from now?
lying in bed. :D
64: what were you doing at 8 this morning.
struggling to be alive. (eating chocolate chip muffins)
65: this time last year, can you remember who you liked?
oh god. w8 no. i didn’t like anyone yet. that started like october or shit. ugh my ex. he became an ass. (aside from sammy obvs)
66: is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
sammy!!
67: did you kiss or hug anyone today?
um... i don’t think so. i think we were both too tired and stressed. we didn’t get into bed until like 1 and the shelter has us be out of beds by 8:30 x3x;
68: what was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
um... ‘i should go back to sleep’ after waking up a third time and distracting myself with the phone
69: have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
yeah,but at least i tried.
70: how many windows are open on your computer?
it’s not *my* computer, so it doesn’t count! ;D (8 but im downloading music stfu)
71: how many fingers do you have?
i have 10. my one pinky counts as a half finger sometimes though. i broke it and bc i didnt have insurance i never went to a doctor to get it fully take care of so it healed up all wrong.
72: what is your ringtone?
default at the moment!
73: how old will you be in 5 months?
oh fuck i’ll be 24. man if you asked me that back in june i’d be like ‘still 23 (;’ but no. my bday is december
74: where is your mum right now?
She passed away. :/
75: why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
I realize that as much as I wanted to believe it was love, it never fully blossomed into that until I was with Sammy. I don’t think I’ve truly ever gotten to love anyone else, but that’s okay.
76: have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
of course owo sammy and i are hella gay don’t u know.
77: are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
i believe so owo we just don’t talk as much bc im a lazy sack of shit.
78: do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
fuck. i think i had a minor crush on some dude who also liked green day but never fuckin talked to me so i never bothered. that might’ve also technically been when i started liking wesley. does billie joe from green day count?
79: is there anyone you know with the name mike?
personally? uh.... i’m not totally sure o-o; fuck me man.
80: have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
probably wait yes. sammy. spooning is our fave position.
81: how many people have you liked in the past three months?
e.e no one that wasn’t a celebrity. 
82: has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
no bc shelter e.e
83: will you talk to the person you like tonight?
:P i talk to them everyday.
84: you’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
i wouldn’t get drunk! i wouldn’t scream at ppl! that’s rude! ppl usually can’t even hear you when you yell at the window! we hear ‘whoosh’ with your voice in the middle’
85: if your bf/gf was into drugs would you care?
i would be concerned since she’s said she doesn’t like them!!
86: what was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?
um... oh! a conversation started and a lil girl asked if we were in a certain theatre and I said ‘no we were in theatre blah’ so I asked what they went and saw. She said “Wonder Woman” “hey we just came out of that, too!” :P
87: who was your last received call from?
.3.; sammy
88: if someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
i-i’m torn??? i needm oney but poor butter-san... ;____;
89: what is something you wish you had more of?
money. clothes maybe
90: have you ever trusted someone too much?
yeah. lmao.
91: do you sleep with your window open?
i usually do! esp in the winter/summer! need air and love cold!
92: do you get along with girls?
ye!
93: are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
no. owo
94: does sex mean love?
no! sex is something that can bring someone closer, but it is not necessary for a relationship! 
95: you’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
>3>;;; again, no.
96: have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
owo; indirectly. i shared a drink with someone who had one. xD
97: did you sleep alone this week?
not this week! :D last week. ;~; at the hospital.
98: everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
yes. >3>
99: do you believe in love at first sight?
no!!! that’s not love!! you might end up loving them but you can’t love someone unless you know them!! :c otherwise it’ll lead to some bad decisions!! D:
100: who was the last person that you pinky promise?
OwO Sammy I think.
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artificialqueens · 7 years
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Kik (Biadore) Chapter One - Duhlano
A/N - hi guys! Duhlano here, this is just a short lil thing. I hope to make an appearance of Trixya and/or Witney. Any requests PLEASE ask! Thank you. P.S This is set during the release of All Stars 2
Conversation stared with Bianca
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at Tuesday 5.41pm
Adore
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Hi grandma! You finally got Kik, after 54 years
Bianca
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Shut the fuck up queen, you’re just JEALOUS.
Adore
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Jealous of what? My talent?
Bianca
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That I won Season 6 bitch
Adore
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Bianca
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Talking about winning… You still getting backlash… I seen episode 2 of All Stars yesterday.
Adore
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Yeah.. It helped that you called me though. I’m sure it’ll cool down.
Adore
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Michelle had got the biggest backlash… Just wait till they find out who is top 3…
Bianca
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Bianca
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The bitch deserved it!
Bianca
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If she knew it was me that picked out your dress in the first episode she wouldn’t have said shit!
Bianca
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: FACT!
Adore
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Teach me your wisdom and intelligence.
Bianca
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Perhaps one day. Wuu2?
Adore
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Writing a bunch of shit.. Inspiration will just NOT come to me!
Bianca
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Put yourself into a clear mind and state. Bring yourself to a peaceful place and have lots of fresh air. Not too much air, we all know you a gassy queen.
Adore
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EW! Am not!
Bianca
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Do what I said. It usually helps me.
Adore
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I like to think about the people I love, and talk about their lives. Sometimes past experiences.
Bianca
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And who do you love?
Adore
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You’ll never find out! MWUHAHA.
Bianca
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Bitch I could probably tell across the phone screen because you are too easy to read.
Adore
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Go on then.
Adore
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“Read me”
Bianca
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You love that old twink Courtney!
Adore
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Ok. 1. You gave me a reason in that sentence why not to love her, key word being “twink” and 2. Nah, good guess though.
Bianca
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So I’m warm?
Adore
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You’re cold as ice. Like your soul.
Bianca
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Bitch i’ll get you for that!
Adore
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Go on, old man
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Bianca
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I really hate you sometimes
Adore
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I really hate you more
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Wednesday 9.25pm
Bianca
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How are you feeling today chola?
Adore
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Like shit…
Adore
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I just need a hug from my grandma 
Bianca. I miss her
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Bianca
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HA! bitch.
Bianca
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What city you in atm?
Adore
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Oh look at my willow using terminology and shit
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Adore
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And Seattle
Bianca
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I’ll be at Seattle tomorrow if you wanna meet up?
Adore
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Yes totally!
Adore
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Sorry if I don’t talk on this much tonight. Clubs n shit.
Bianca
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Okay.
Bianca
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Busy night?
Adore
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You have no idea.
Adore
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It is just a little mini gig in a small club. Nice people here in Seattle.
Bianca
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Why not move?
Adore
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Because in the queens words, “Seattle has the most highest suicidal rate”
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Bianca
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HAHAH! So you DO listen to me!
Adore
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Just sometimes.
Bianca
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We already got a comedy queen here slut, we don’t need another.
Bianca
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You can continue doing what every other Drag Queen does. Release an album.
Adore
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Stfu bitch
Bianca
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I really do like your music better though.
Adore
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Aww! She has a heart!
Bianca
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Just as long as you dont tell anyone🖕
Bianca
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Oh and Adore?
Adore
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Yeah?
Bianca
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I’ve missed you more.
Adore is typing…
Read 9.42pm.
Thursday 12.14 noon
Bianca
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Meet at “Tony’s Beer Garden” at 1?? We don’t have to get drunk, they do good pizza.
Adore
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Fuck yes! PIZZAAAAA!
Bianca
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Shouldn’t have even mentioned Pizza.
Adore
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Bianca
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Cos “Pizza slut” over here won’t stop talkin about it until we are there.
Adore
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I can’t help it, It’s tastyyyyyy
Bianca
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See you there queen.
Adore
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ee ya, yanx.
Thursday 1.03pm
Adore
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You’re late…
Adore
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Three damn minutes of awkward stares from the worried waitresses and jocks staring at my ass.
Adore
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Help. ASAP!!
Adore
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Bitch I know you’re a New Yorker, hard-worker and all but, hurry. It’s still been 3 minutes.
Bianca
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Shut up! Sounds like a damn vibrator in my pocket. My uber was late. Sorry, I’m around the corner.
Adore
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Heheh. I’m not a vibrator.
“I know you’re not because you don’t know how to pleasure any one. Never mind of male origin,”
Adore looked up from her bright phone to look at Bianca’s short, sharp hair and clean look. Bianca smiled down at Adore as she sat down.
“Now, wheres my hug, chola?”
Friday 4.20am
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THAT,, was sSo funn!!1
Bianca
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Adore you’re drunk out your tits and I’m just next door if you need anything, come in. If not, piss off and go to sleep, I’ve got shit to do.
Adore
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Whuat shit?
Bianca
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Busy shit, just like a typical New Yorker, now sleep child.
Adore
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But Biancs,, you not even a New Yorkker. You’re from Neww Orleans! Whichh is the same! But differentt.
Bianca
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Goodnight stupid, have a good sleep.
Adore
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I love you. I MEAN it. MHh nighht.
Bianca
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I love you too. Get a good sleep. Night chola.
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lonestarbabe · 3 years
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LMAO your post about Tim same I just can’t even with that man. Like Tim stfu challenge because he is frustrating me. Tim must think he’s a comedian based on the interviews he’s been giving for 911 and lone star. That or he thinks he’s a genius which... no. Just no. I saw some fans saying Tim if you’re too overwhelmed with running 2 shows just say that lmao it’s fine like maybe get someone else to run lone star idk maybe Tonya Kong? And others chimed in to agree. Like yes omg IMAGINE the quality we could get if she was showrunner of lone star. I’m not saying lone star is bad I just mean it could improve so much more I mean look at the episodes Tonya wrote and gave us. I obviously don’t expect this because she’s doing other stuff and Tim seems like the stubborn type. Like, ‘no I got this even tho I basically hinted that running both shows is super overwhelming, I will not give up my job or half of my job to someone who can help make one show good or better’ . I just get those vibes from him. He’s obviously not the worst showrunner I’ve ever heard of but I basically only watch 911 and lone star rn because my other shows are on hiatus so he’s the only showrunner i know of right now. I love 911 and lone star and I’m not trying to be mean but Tim I need you to stfu and get to the writing room and give us a good season 5 of 911 and a good season 3 of lone star. He talks a big game and all this stuff for both shows and yeah that’s part of his job and all that. But I need him to deliver. Not trying to put pressure on him of course but I’m just speaking as a fan. We’re rolling into s3 of lone star so we fans know what we wanna see. Obviously we can’t get everything we want but since lone star is gonna have more episodes next season I hope that means the overall season is more planned out and the characters (literally everyone but Owen) gets more equal treatment and development
It's just like... it is okay to keep your mouth shut sometimes (and it's also okay to step down and give your show to more capable hands... Tony Kong we're looking at you!) It's just like... not the move to go carrying on like that and being completely OBLIVIOUS to sense. Like let's have a Bring Your Braincells to Work Day for 911 Lone Star showrunners and see what they can come up with. I do think Tim is the "stubborn" type. He's a bit of an asshole, not evil, but I'm not a fan of his vibes and attitudes lol. He's fully (fool-ly?)willing to make moves just because he's like, "This is my show and no one is going to tell me how to run it." I don't know him but just seeing his history with this show and other ones... It just seems like he makes decisions for the wrong reasons and I feel like sometimes he's purposefully obtuse when confronted with his behaviors lol. In general, he's just shitposting on main. I'm shitposting right here too, granted, but I'm also on TUMBLR. I'm just hoping for a fantastic season three because they've got a lot of good things going for them on Lone Star. They just have to use their momentum wisely (or else the show is going to fizzle out).
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tvwierdo · 7 years
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Who deserves what in 13 Reasons Why
Hannah: god hannah deserved so much. Her life didn't need to end when and how it did. She needed love.
Clay: clay deserves peace for himself. He did not deserve what he got.
Tony: Tony needs to know how much Hannah cared about him. She trusted him
Skye: Skye deserves to be understood and noticed. In the book, it was Clay who made sure she wouldn't end up like Hannah. I hope Clay will be like that for her in the show
Jeff: life
Hannah's Parents: I could never imagine what they went through. They also need peace. What happened to Hannah was not their fault at all. They need acceptance.
Justin: Justin deserved his tape. But he didnt need what he got from his mom. Justin just needs someone who is going to be there for him.
Jessica: Jessica Davis didn't deserve what happened to her. Sure, she was a bitch to Hannah, but what happened, I wish on no one, ever. Jessica deserves justice and someone who will love her, like Justin did. But they need to show it better.
Alex: Alex deserved attention. No one saw the signs that Alex wanted to kill himself.(let's pretend that Tyler's theory doesn't exist). He needed what Hannah needed.
Tyler: he needs to get rid of his camera. But he deserves to be okay and not be bullied.
Jeff: everything
Courtney: I think she needs to stfu sometimes, but I hope she gets to be understood, and realizes she doesn't have to be perfect.
Marcus: he deserves to be in trouble. What he did to hannah wasn't okay, and he needs to notice.
Zach: Zach deserves to be loved. It seemed like he was there for a lot of people, but no one was really there for him. He needs peace, and needs to forgive himself.
Ryan: Ryan deserves to roast Courtney's life. I think he needs payback on what he did to Hannah, but that's it. Ryan was okay. He needs to always stay okay.
Sheri: She deserves what she got. She killed Jeff. She was with Clay at a vulnerable moment. But she does need peace.
Bryce: BRYCE DESERVES PRISON. HE NEEDS TO PAY FOR RUINING HANNAH AND JESSICAS LIFE. THEY DIDNT DESERVE WHAT THEY GOT
Mr. Porter: I think he deserves more pity. He gets tons of hate for what he did to Hannah. More like, what he didn't do for Hannah. In the book, Hannah says the last reason could go to hell. He didn't need that. Yes, he could have helped Hannah.
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southsidewrites · 6 years
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Night Shift (Sweet Pea x Reader)
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Summary: While working the night shift at Pop’s, you meet a certain flirty Serpent, and he won’t take no for an answer.
Word Count: 1195
Request: From anon: “Can you do a sweet pea x reader one where she is a Northsider and waitress at pops diner and pea and a group of serpents come in and he hits on her all night until she agrees to go on a date with him.”
Author’s Note: Just a little flirty Sweet Pea drabble.  Sorry it’s a bit short, but I have lots of longer stuff coming soon!
Requests Open || Masterlist 
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As usual, you were stuck on the night shift. It was the summer after graduation, and you were working like crazy at Pop's to save money for college in the fall. This meant that you got stuck with all the worst shifts, everything from early mornings to late nights, usually back-to-back.  
You had been absentmindedly scrolling through Facebook on your phone when you heard the distinctive bell at the door.  When you looked up, you felt your heart thump in your chest.  Serpents. Of the four, you knew Toni and Jughead from class and Fangs from drama club, but the tallest one, you had never met.
Fangs walked over to the counter and leaned over it as his friends sat down. "Hey, Y/N."
"Hey, Fangs." You set your phone down with a grin. "What brings you to Pop's at midnight on a Wednesday?"
"Hungry," he replied with a shrug.  Then he glanced back at his friends. "Any chance you'd want to join us?"
"I'm working, Fogarty."
"Yeah, and we're you're only customers." His grin was widening.  It was a look that you recognized, a look that told you he was up to something.
"How about this?  I'll take your order, and then I'll come back to the counter, sit my ass back down, and keep looking at Facebook until I pass out of boredom."
"Lame." Still smiling, he walked back to his table and sat down.
Rolling your eyes, you followed, your order pad and pen in hand.  When you got to the table, you noticed the conversation hush.  Suspicious, but not unheard of when dealing with Serpents. They were so normal in class most of the time that you sometimes forget they were literal criminals outside of school.
"What can I get for you guys?"
"Cheeseburger, fries, and a coke," Toni answered first.
"Three cheeseburgers, onion rings, and a chocolate shake," Jughead said.
"Just a double cheeseburger and a chocolate shake for me," Fangs said.
You turned your gaze to the final Serpent, the one you didn't know.  He was giving you a half smile that made your heart beat a little faster. “And for you?”
"Depends, are you on the menu?"
You nearly choked, and Fangs rolled his eyes. Toni was shaking her head, and Jughead just snorted with laughter.
"I—um—I can—"
"Don't worry about it, princess." He leaned back in the booth, running his hand through his hair to push it from his face. "I suppose a cheeseburger, fries, and a vanilla shake would work too."
You nodded, writing down his order and praying your whole face hadn't turned bright red.  "I'll get that in right away."  You scurried away, your heart still feeling like it might pound out of your chest.
"Lay it on thick, why don't you, Pea?" Fangs murmured. "Dumbass."
You smirked and sat back down in your spot behind the counter.  Your heart rate finally seemed to be calming down, and you could feel the heat leaving your face.  Two could play that game.
~~~~~
When you brought the Serpents their food, you were ready for whatever the tall Serpent was going to throw at you.  You set down all their food and then smiled, your gaze moving slowly over him, over his dark hair, his warm eyes, his broad shoulders.  You were in trouble.
"Can I get you guys anything else?" You kept your gaze on him.
"Wouldn't mind a little bit of you, princess."
"Ooh, too bad you need to pay extra for that." You allowed your lips to curve into a slight grin. "And I'm not sure you've got enough on you."
His smile widening, he sat up straighter in his seat, leaning against the table. "I don't think you know what I've got."
You flicked your gaze downward. "I think I have an idea."
Fangs and Jughead were both biting back laughter, and Toni seemed like she'd rather be anywhere else.
He held your gaze. "Maybe you'll let me prove it to you after your shift is over."
"My shift isn't over until four in the morning."
"Good thing I'm a patient man."
You rolled your eyes. "Enjoy your meals. I'll be at the counter if you need anything."
~~~~~
Over the course of the next twenty minutes, you couldn't seem to be able to go more than a few seconds without looking at the tall Serpent, and he seemed to be doing the same.  Every few minutes, you'd make eye contact, and he'd wink at you. You didn't know what had gotten into you—why he was having this strong of an effect.  You did your best to be resistant to men's charms.  Of course, Fangs had been able to charm you into more than one backstage make out sessions during musical rehearsal.  Maybe you just had a thing for Serpents.  
The next time you glanced at the table, Fangs was calling you over.  Sighing, you walked over, straightening out your terrible yellow shirt as you walked.
"What can I get you guys?"
"I think we're ready for checks," Toni said, giving her friend a pointed look.
He rolled his eyes. "You know what I want, princess."
"Maybe start using my name, and you might be more likely to get what you want, skyscraper."
He smirked. "But I don't even know your name."
There was not a doubt in your mind that Fangs had already told him your name. "You seem like a smart guy—I'm sure you can figure it out." You started handing out checks, making a special effort to lean over the table and set Sweet Pea’s down as slowly as you could, giving him a good look down your shirt.  You smirked when you saw his jaw tighten.
Toni rolled her eyes. “Thanks, Y/N.” Her, Fangs, and Jughead started pulling out money, but Sweet Pea just held his receipt and looked at you.
“Yes?” you asked, resting your hand on your hip.
“It looks like you forgot something on here.”
“What would that be?”
“Your number.”
Your eyes widened at his boldness. “Charming.”
“Aren’t I? Really though, Y/N, I need your number. I can’t possibly leave this diner without you agreeing to go on a date with me.” He was reclined casually in the booth, looking at you like he had all the confidence in the world you would say yes.
“I don’t remember you asking me out.”
“This is it, princess.  So, what do you say?” His smile was bright and surprisingly genuine.
You bit your lip, shifting your weight from one foot to the other as you thought it over. “Fine.  One date.”
A grin split across his face, and Fangs and Jughead fist-bumped under the table. “I’ll pick you up tomorrow at seven.”
“Sounds good.” You could barely contain their smile as they walked out of the diner, and you walked back to the kitchen.
Pop Tate was standing at the counter, watching with an amused smile. “And here you said that you hated working night shift.”
You rolled your eyes. “I do, Pop, really.”
His warm smile widened, and there was a bright glint in his eyes. “Sure, Y/N, whatever you say.”
~~~~~
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