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cuddly-vamp · 2 months
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I hate people assuming I'm going to celebrate Valentine's Day. No, I fucking hate that holiday. HOWEVER I will be celebrating Draculaura's birthday so that's where you can all catch me lmao
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canonically47 · 7 months
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you ever look at canonical female characters and go "yeah that's a trans man right there". or the opposite where you see a canonical male character and say "oh yeah definitely a trans woman"
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Mfs will be like ''Things that will make gen Z SCREAM, CRY, COLLAPSE TO THE GROUND ON THE SPOT, HYPERVENTILATE, PERSPIRATE AGGRESSIVELY, EXPLODE ON THE INSIDE, and DIE'' and then just show a picture of CD player
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Alright so hear me out: 4X game with a gradually changing scope, like Civilization or (arguably) Spore, but with the scope reversed from the usual expanding one.
You start off managing a small kingdom in some vague iron age / medieval analogue, trying to expand your territory and gather new resources. Interaction with neighbours is a big part, and culture is tracked: you can embrace or resist certain cultural norms, which provide penalties and bonuses and affect your relations with nearby countries.
The era advances to something more industrial (or at least with a focus shifting to urban over rural populations): the game is now a citybuilder. The culture, religion and resources you ended up with now have far-reaching consequences: what unique needs do your citizens express? What tensions might arise between populations? What needs importing, and what industry is viable to construct?
The era slowly shifts to a modern timeline, ending around the 1950s, at which point you're prompted to select a single home in your city. Previous stages determine its wealth, architectural style, building materials, inhabitants, and whatnot: it can be anything from a communist group house to a devout family's cobblestone cottage. The gameplay narrows once more, focusing on this home at the exclusion of everything else: you are now playing the Sims.
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hannibard · 11 months
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pigeoninabowl69 · 7 months
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alithographica · 1 year
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Tears of the Kingdom moodboard
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how are we all feeling
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bitedontsuck · 2 months
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😫 this strain is called “carcosa” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yeah whatever I don’t feel shit
5 mins later: dude I swear everything that’s going to happen has happened
my buddy rust, pacing: this is all just a dream inside a locked room, a dream about being a person
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glamgoths · 14 days
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when....when you have to reap what you sow....
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punkitt-is-here · 1 year
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power dressing like jesse pinkman hit send post now
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Reporter: what is one thing you wish for Mr.Draconia?
Malleus: (talking about Yuu) to marry my first friend and the greatest Child of Man I could ever meet that also shares my hobbies and...(rambling)
Reporter: and you Mr.Kingscholar?
Leona: this lizard's friend
Malleus: (glaring) excu-!
Kalim: I also want Yuu!
Malleus: forget it!
Vil: if they had more style I would also say Yuu
Malleus: (angry) no!
Reporter: (nervous) I feel like something horrible is about to happen
Malleus: (about to turn into his true form) last warning to all of you!
Leona: (grinning) now it's getting interesting
Reporter: I think this will be the end of me
~at Ramshackle~
Yuu: (watching TV) why am I friends with those Clowns?
Grim: because they feed me
Yuu: you wish that was the reason... wait... why are they feeding you?
Grim: (running away) no reason!
Yuu: Grim what did you do!?
Grim: (running even faster) nothing!
Yuu: you lying little shit!
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the thing that is actually making me giddy with the possible angst is that i really think that we are about to see the most monumental shift in not only how we saw these characters but also how they previously saw each other.
the fact that we literally now have confirmation that a) they knew each other before the fall, b) aziraphale has had heart eyes since before time began, and c) crowley... possibly not so much, completely changes the context on not just the eden scene but also all the historic scenes that followed.
aziraphale knew crowley as an angel, and knew even then when crowley was meant to be 'perfect' that crowley was maybe a bit different, always asking questions and toeing the line. maybe out of a bit of bastardy himself, or out of begrudging awe of his ability but also his audacity, or just plain attraction, aziraphale immediate takes to him. but this has meant that aziraphale has placed crowley, perhaps unconsciously, upon a pedestal. and the pedestal that aziraphale puts crowley on from that moment may have wobbled throughout their history together, but it's stayed relatively intact.
this worries me, that aziraphale may not have quite let go of the fact that crowley just isn't that person any more, maybe never was to begin with, and continues in some measure to idolise him. my interpretation of this is that yes, crowley can be a bit of a dick (because, well, obviously) and aziraphale knows this, has done since the beginning, but aziraphale continues to hold crowley to an overall moral ideal that is so firmly ensconced in aziraphale's first perception of him as an angel that crowley will never be able to live up to it. not because he isn't a nice person, or because he can't live up to it, but maybe... he just simply doesn't want to.
but the issue is that throughout the ages (including the job minisode which ive had corrected for me, so Crowley Anger is now simply simmering), crowley's actions have only reinforced to aziraphale that despite being technically a demon, he has a huge heart and is not a horrible person. bit of a bastard, but not cruel. all of this just feeds and feeds into this image of crowley that aziraphale has built of him, and when crowley has his flashes of, in fact, not being honourable or kind, this threatens to upset the pedestal altogether.
these wobbly moments - when he thinks crowley is going to kill the children, when crowley snaps at him in rome, when crowley first proposes the arrangement, the prospect that he came up with the french revolt, the holy water request, the bandstand, "how can someone as clever as you be so stupid?"... moments where just for a second, in a small or huge measure, aziraphale's faith in crowley... flickers.
and of course aziraphale has been here before, right? he's had his faith, his devotion, his loyalty tested to the absolute limit of angelic endurance. so when his faith in heaven (never lost it in god) was obliterated, well - it had to cling to something. something that wouldnt mean that aziraphale has to lose the concept of faith altogether. so we're back to the old standby of idolatry, that aziraphale's heavenly faith is replaced by his faith in crowley, this angel that despite never originally giving aziraphale the time of day, aziraphale cannot see - for all of crowley's faults and bastardy and the frustration he poses - crowley as anything less than something to be worshipped.
this is exactly why i think that one of the main points of s2 is going to be a rift between them both. obviously i haven't talked about crowley's perspective of this and maybe i will in another post, but i do think that crowley is going to do something, a bad thing for the right reasons, but aziraphale isn't going to see it like that. that crowley will do something awful to protect aziraphale, but all aziraphale will be able to see is the betrayal or the cruelty or the despair, he can't see wood for the trees, and just lose that last vestige of faith he had altogether.
i feel like once all the disillusion and disenchantment has been swept away, and they're both laid bare at each other's feet... that they may not quite like what they find. from aziraphale's perspective, that whatever crowley does in s2 might be crossing aziraphale's line in the sand, and now aziraphale is starting to see crowley as someone that is truly grey, fluctuating between doing things that are Good, and things that are Good for Crowley.
and it's not as if aziraphale was blind to this before, but instead now... he kind of finally sees who crowley is? who he has been all along? the film has lifted from his eyes. realises that love and worship are not the same thing. what he loves, who he loves, doesn't equate to worshipping it/them, idolising them. there's a very big difference that echoes down to the very core tenet of who aziraphale is and his experiences with having and losing faith, but love having remained.
so stripped of the pedestal, crowley is now just simply... crowley. a person, not an angel, not a demon. and there is the distinct possibility that aziraphale might be completely blindsided by what he finds.
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wrenwreakinghavoc · 3 months
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I've got creatures on my mind 24/7 I think it's terminal
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i’m not jealous but i hope anyone who flirts with you other than me gets hit by 55 trucks, 4 trains, and attacked by apes
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fishareglorious · 11 months
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slumlordrising · 3 months
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RICHARD: Man! I'm hungry!
DON JUAN: How hungry.
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