#soon to be husband and wife

[pinkcadavart]

I'm still learning the characters rn so this might not be accurate but please tell me its at least funny

#i saw that post that was like 'if you were my husband I'd poison your coffee' and 'if you were my wife id drink it' and got inspired #vil schoenheit #rook hunt #twisted wonderland #twst #rookvil #vilrook #idk what is more common a ship name for them and this isn't technically ship art but......... still #no one ask me to draw vil again I did not do him justice at all ghhhh #u can tell im tired and just needed to get this idea out as soon as physically possible before it haunted me lol #I FIXED the height difference bc I was embarrassed #i really thought Rook was taller until 2 seconds after posting and im ashamed #fanart

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

i remember making a post once that was like. geto is a Father but he’s mommy. and kenny is a Mother but he’s daddy. and i just wanted to say it again bc i was so CORRECT wow

#IM JUST SAYING…. #kenny is Husband and geto is Wife :3 #but canonically geto is a Father and kenny is a Mother #idk i just love whatever gender fuckery they have going on i need them Both actually #been thinking a lot abt husband!kenny………… i need to write something for him soon phewww #he is so Peculiar #wants you to give him a welcome back hug every time he comes home from work but he never tells you to do it #he just Stares at you until you’re in his arms. and if you don’t do it he gets all weird 🤨 #he’s so off putting it’s crazy #(the difference here is that geto would Whine for his welcome back hug) #ari noises ✩ #kenny !! ✩

[dracocheesecake]

Have this:

Kai steps before a counter at a sandwich place. The cashier stares up at the bull that's looming over them nervously.

"Can...Can I help you, sir?"

Kai doesn't say anything. Then he slowly lifts up his hands, revealing he's holding the Chameleon. She steps out of his hands and onto the counter, and then points at the cashier. "He said he wanted no pickles on his sandwich!"

Then she steals some money out of the tip jar. Kai picks her back up with one hand, then takes the new sandwich and the tip jar itself before walking off.

#i swear I'll get to writing and stuff soon #just had one more to get out of me #kung fu panda #general kai #the chameleon #kfp4 #kaimeleon #kai x Chameleon #then as Kai's eating his sandwich the Chameleon is counting the tips they stole and remarking how cheap people are these days X'D #it's funnier if she has a pickle on her sandwich and Kai subtly steals it after all of that #sorry I am eepy sleepy and partially insane and procrastinating on writing #kai just wanted the pickle off her sandwich #tiny wife and huge husband

[hamiltonforpowerpoint]

This was 100% THE episode. I’m talking Fabian level catastrophe. It was literally an anxiety ride from being to end. Every talk, every action, I was losing my gd mind.

#neverafter #dimension 20 #I still can’t believe that Ally didn’t catch that #like as soon as Brennan was like it’s tickling you I knew #also husband and wife #I feel like this is what a bad divorce feels like #no more Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty

[spotsupstuff]

when the General System Bus is General System Busing. RW becoming a true Pixel Game. what happens when an Iterator catches a cold. we fuckIN LOST SUNNY IN THERE OUR SON EVAPORATED

aka me n shkiki played RW together, it was a wild ass ride

#Spot says stuff #rw #i suggested we should play as lilypad n then i proceeded to call shkik wife honey and other pet names for like 90% of time #naturally i was NSH and shkik was Moon and Sunny showed up out of nowhere (early) after a white lizard merc'd me in industrial #some kind of husband codin turned on in my brain cuz i killed like. five daddy long legs to ensure Safety of the other two i never killed- #-a daddy long legs before that LKVJDSMVLSKD once was when shkik was afk n i was meant to ferry the fam to the next shelter #that was So stressful cuz i had to figure out her controls collect Suns and then collect Her and then QUICKLY get outta there cuz a daddy- #-was like five cm from catchin our ass. then it didnt wanna leave from where we needed to go so i just. killed it. cuz apparently thats an- #-easy feat JLSKDMCSKLD im always so proud when i manage to clutch a clean save like that #oh! this was my first time goin thru Pebs the intended way as well!! so i properly got to experience unfortunate development. somehow i- #-managed to get thru on my second try. we were both very surprised. i blame artis bomb jump n shkiks guidance #and when we finally (both alive this time) managed to get to Pebs we realized we lost Suns somewhere along the way and like. they were just #-fuckin Gone couldnt find them for like 20 mins so we will be makin the journey again next time. we aint losin Sunny when their personality #-is that of a coward its too funny to lose that. either way praises to shkik for solving our memory crypts food crisis #we really hope to find a Pebbles soon so we can have the whole fam n panic twice as much. i gotta father those scrubs. so i shall.

[yenpondering]

Entitled customers are funny, imagine kicking up such a fuss with our managers that 2 mall security guards had to be called to come mediate all because you and your wife not only can't read but also can't see that our menu literally serves soft poached egg, not a boiled egg, in our Japanese rice bowls

Anyway read the menu properly y'all and ask questions if you're unsure, don't be a dick to hospitality workers especially over dumb shit

#this happened yesterday during boxing day #it was truly hilarious to me #this lady came to complain about our egg not being boiled fully #to which my managers were like 'yeah our menu only serves soft boiled it's shown and written very clearly on it' #but apparently this lady wasn't happy with that answer cause she left and then sent her husband back with the bowl to argue!!!! #and my managers were like nah we're gonna call security to mediate cause this guy legit just kept raising his voice #anyway in the time span of waiting for security to show up #this guy literally pulls his phone out to record a negative review of us which lmao alright #and then proceeds to tell customers looking at our menu to not order from us cause we've got bad food #they still ordered from us anyway with 1 customer saying to my coworker that they hoped he left soon cause he was making them uncomfortable #anyway security shows up and them + the guy + my managers talk for like 10+ minutes #with this guy apparently mentioning at one point that he wants us shut down #just to remind y'all if you're reading this that this is all over a soft boiled egg that is very clearly shown on the menu #and the whole thing ended with 1 of the security coming in to the shop to watch us remake the bowl without the egg #because apparently the guy was afraid we'd do something to his bowl #security looked done with this and apologised to us for this guy being so rude #also before anyone says anything both this guy and wife were fluent in English so it wasn't a matter of them not being able to read our men #and also again our bowls show a very obvious not hard boiled egg #anyway i hope they had an awful day afterwards for being such entitled dicks to us

[victimized-martyr]

stole this from basu on twt bc 🙌🏼 preaaachh

#kyman #south park #i also am in love with the absolute denial he was in during PC #craziest shit I’ve ever seen #Kyle deadass saw eric’s wedding ring. and wife. and KIDS #and was like ‘no. 🧍‍♂️ fake news’ #kyle heard cartman havin sex?? he doesn’t tell them to stop bc it’s rude. he tells eric’s wife ‘hey ur husband gave me aids’ and DOESNT #CLARIFY SHIT and bro doesn’t realize the fucking implications #Kyle getting worked up over heiman NOT for her sake. but eric’s #’in a way wE’rE aLl gOiNg oUt wiTh cArTmAn’ what the FUCK does that mean kyle #kyle’s stupid little ‘Hey heidi so I know you and cartman have an anniversary comin up’ (I. no words.) c #‘some of us don’t think cartman’s qualified to be with you. what do you find in him that’s remotely REDEEMING’ #motherfucker didn’t even ask why she liked him. asks what’s ‘redeeming ‘ abt him. kyle I know wanting to redeem cartman is Your Thing but #jesus dude let heidi speak for herself #don’t get me started when the girls were like ‘do u like heidi?’ and kyle had a mental breakdown (he’s always known when he Likes a Girl. #wtf why was he so torn up abt it.) #also Kyle ‘I hate Cartman let’s exclude him from building boats’ Brofloski goin ‘awww cartman i’m sorry’ as soon as #Cartman gets emo abt the ‘surgery’ and is the first to include him in boat building #AND THEN proceeds to be on top of eric abt the quality of boats?? when no one else cares? not even BUTTERS? y does he care so much?? #weirdo. fuckin weirdo fr

[delicatedoggie]

i know everyone hates taylor swift but "fortnight" "fresh out the slammer" and "guilty as sin" as so real considering how much i used to think about him and want him when i was still stuck in my abusive marriage

#'your wife waters flowers/i wanna kill her' is so real bc i watched him have flings w other people while we were just friends #and 'my husband is cheating/i wanna kill him' bc my husband WAS cheating and i DID wanna kill him #then 'fresh out the slammer i know who my first call will be to' #BECAUSE AS SOON AS IT WAS ALL FINALIZED I DRUNK CALLED HIM LIKE 2 WEEKS AFTER I MOVED STATES #then guilty as sin is just all around an embarrassing yeah considering how many times i would get off thinking ab him while i was stuck #anyways #tw taylor swift

[story-thief]

It’s awful cold where I am for college and I can’t stop thinking about how nice it’ll be when my fiancé is able to join me at school so I doodled a little piece of him and I Kassie and Green all bundled up and keeping each other toasty!!!

#Size shifter #technically still gt #Oc #oc doodle #sfw interaction only #sfw gt #cozy #art #cute #husband and wife #i love them #technically they’re still just engaged and will be for a while but they will be married soon enough 😤 #Winter #fluff #fluffy #KassiexGreen

[born-to-lose]

Was finally back at the bar last Saturday after three weeks of being sick

#it was karaoke night!! but i still had a sore throat and came kinda late so i decided not to sing this time #it was so fun tho and i got tipped €60 even tho my shift was only 6 hours and it wasn't really crowded #it was so sweet how everyone was happy to see me again since i had to skip halloween and my two previous shifts 😭😭😭 #my boss said 'heyy melissa high five great to see you' and complimented my shirt and his wife was like 'risen from the dead! welcome back' #and the girl i hadn't worked with before but who i've seen at meetings and concerts immediately hugged me and was so nice to me #i wondered why she sang along so enthusiastically to 'männer sind schweine' by die ärzte until i found out her husband suddenly left her #with three little kids!! 🙄 one of them has cancer and now she suddenly has to find an affordable apartment for the four of them #this is stressing me out so much how fucking dare he. men. our boss posted about it on facebook asking for help which is really kind of him #after we closed when the security guard jokingly suggested a new guy for her she said she's becoming a lesbian so welcome to the club ig #anyway don't we love it when guys suddenly dump you out of nowhere as soon as things start to get a lil rough. viva la lesbianism for real #my face #the bartender chronicles

[gideongrovel]

my dash is always pretty dead like friday through monday for whatever reason 😐 So the art i just finished will have art to wait till tuesday!! 🤭

#Finally drew the wife again!! its been too long since ive drawn my ship with Chop..... and it was making me feel like a bad husband 😓 #tho it is a low effort drawing for me... all being done in one sitting.... #someday i will fully render again..... but its also good for me to become more relaxed with sharing art that is low stakes #not everything needs to high stakes 100% perfectionist.... #like its been good for me in that aspect to be more chill about sharing casually pieces #also waiting till tuesday i dont have to worry about bugging people on the taglist so soon lol

[hereforyourdispleasure]

WHAT IS THIS GIVE ME A NINE STYLE FLIP OF THE SWITCH QUICK REGEN. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

#Saying goodbye to my wives #And my man (until 3 seasons later) #And my other man #Time for love of my life 11 #Ft soon to be wife and husband Amy and Rory #lamp watches something but gives up after 4 episodes part 289

[journen]

Good lord, Mon Mothma’s husband is such an unlikable asshole, I wanna design a gf / wife oc for her lol

SHE DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER!!!!!! 😡

#i have some ideas #😩 she deserves boss ass bitch wife and I’m so passionate about this #idk when i’ll be able to do it HOPEFULLY SOON #But 😩 whan an asshole her husband is #i couldnt believe jt lol #i dont do ocs often but thisnis worth it lol #andor spoilers #andor #mon mothma

[lopez-richter-fangirl]

Guys I think I’ve actually underestimated how much this year’s Priceless is going to wreck me

#like obviously i knew it was going to kill me but #i cried rewatching the proshot just thinking about how they were soon to be husband and wife planning a wedding then #so them singing the love song to end all love songs as REAL LIFE husband and wife #when that performance was already so MUCH every other year #it’s going to do irreparable damage methinks #might have manifested too close to the sun

[rogersstevie]

one thing about me is even if i hated the book i just read i will still be defending the main character while all the goodreads reviewers go on about how whiny and selfish she is

#hi do you not understand she was 18 and did not get to figure out her own identity before becoming the wife of a grown man #do you not understand how postpartum works lol like she did a bad thing leaving the kid for a few months #but like. definitely worse things a struggling mother can do! #like she was doing all that with zero support because neither of them were connected to their parents at that point #and she didn't get to make any friends because as soon as she came into this city she got pulled into his life #and he's certainly not helping because he's always working and he thinks she has it so easy being with a baby all day #even though he absolutely DOES see how impossible it is to calm the kid and YET #and even when she leaves and he has to do shit himself and sees firsthand he still doesn't acknowledge it much #anyway that was a dumb book but it's like i always go looking to reviews for validation on not liking it and i see that shit #and i'm just like no no she was not the issue #it's literally like.........so many books i read where a woman is Going Through It #and is somehow expected to just be graceful and perfect all the time both within the book and by readers??? like what are y'all on #being rightfully unhappy about your situation does not make you whiny even when you're in the wrong sometimes you need to complain! damn! #and also she rarely did complain that's why she had to just leave because if she had said anything to her husband #about her struggles he would have dismissed her and told her to wait it out #god. i think it was very weird that i didn't see mention of the age difference in other reviews #literally. just graduated high school. he is 28. i'm just.

[the-paris-of-people]

I'm obsessed with Kimberly and Canaan and they occupy 90% of the real estate in my mind right now

#im sorry but seeing them date other people and have chemistry to have them want each other and have even MORE chemistry than they had with #their other love interests? mind boggling #also kimberly learning more about canaan's life and supporting him and being amazed by him #and canaan just enjoying kimberly's brightness and support #i loved that the buildup was subtle and then their epiphany was an explosion #i love that canaan was a deeper relationship than kimberly had with any of her other love interests and vice versa #ofc this is all after the whitney stuff has subsided #but let's be real #these babies are endgame potential #they are my favorite couple on the show i love them #but when ben and devi come back they are getting kicked out #may be too soon to say but they give soft nerdy husband wife vibes #kimberly x canaan #the sex lives of college girls #i need kimberly canaan stans in my inbox rn!!!