okay, call me stupid, but my mind just never computed the fact that people will watch or read a piece of media and only ship the canon relationships. like, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!??! crackships are EVERYTHING to me and it's sooo funny having a debate with someone and they're like, “well, i don't ship them because they aren't a real relationship” and it just like, yeah, that's the point!!!! i live and breathe for crackships, what do you mean you don't ship people based of one interaction????
My brain has two sides, the side that's obsessed with sokeefe and dexiana, and the side that's obsessed with sophiana and keefex and the little person who controls what I think is just rapidly running between them
deleting all dating apps. I want to meet the love of my life the old fashioned way - frowning and asking them if they're wearing my gown and allowing them to keep it because it's frumpy and only becoming friends with them became my dad asked me to but then actually wanting to be their friend
au where the black swan never had to abandon alluveterre, and sophie and biana keep sleeping in the same bed so much it becomes routine and they gradually get more cuddly as time goes by. and then they get more affectionate and emotionally intimate with each other too. and then they’re at the classic sapphic ‘are we dating or just really good friends?’ stage for a stupidly long time
absolutely obsessed over kotlc like five years ago and forgot it existed, but i had so many headcannons and now whenever i think i should do a reread, i lose interest because i realises it’s not the version in my head.
like, the perfect son/cursed son dynamics of fitz x dex, sophiana literally sharing a bed in neverseen, tam and keefe “hating” each other and always teasing the other’s hair, the fire/water imagery of linh x marella.