#sorry about that

[phantomsalamander]

MCYT Chat Screenshots (Part 5)

5 Pictures for part 5! I have way too many of these haha

This is actually the end of the ones I have saved up, so updates to this “series” will be slower now that I’m going to have to find new ones before I post them :)

#I had spring break last week and spent way to many hours watching sos #It’s becoming an issue #Mc sos #sos smp #Oli Orionsound #theorionsound #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #guys which name do I tag for these guys 😭 #Owengejuicetv #Jimmy solidarity #Pixlriffs #Lizzie ldshadowlady #ldshadowlady #Idk why some of these are so fuzzy #Sorry about that

[scribbledkingdomstuck]

hello there!! do you have anything about dualscar or eridan? sorry just a big fan, anyway love the au!!

ERIDAN: not includin the prince and princesses themselvves of course

ERIDAN: the crowwn prince demoted my father as regent twwo years ago and wwevve been dealin wwith the injustice of it all evver since

ERIDAN: wwell get it back of course

ERIDAN: and my brother is no help obvviously

ERIDAN: (wwhat a useless bitch)

#the art in this one is rlly bad!! #sorry about that #but hi hi hi im glad you like the au #derse/prospit royalty au #homestuck #homestuck ask blog #kingdomstuck #homestuck fanart #digital painting #procreate #procreate art #procreate drawing #eridan ampora #homestuck eridan #eridan fanart #orphaner dualscar #dualscar ampora #homestuck dualscar #homestuck drawing #digital art #drawing #digital drawing #digitalart #procreate illustration #homestuck fanfic #homestuck fanfiction #homestuck art

[matchabot]

swordmaster fashion

#Fire Emblem #Fire Emblem Three Houses #Felix Hugo Fraldarius #reposting from twitter bc i had realized that i haven't posted here in like a year #or much at all in general #sorry about that #anyway it should be written fire emblem law that swordmaster fits must go Hard As Hell #awakening's swordmaster rearranged my neurons significantly

[markscherz]

‘But I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everyone & everything’

- Charles Darwin. Letter to Charles Lyell, 1 October 1861

#Darwin #quotes #famous quotes #Charles Darwin #always remember that everyone has bad days sometimes #even the people who look like they are productive beyond human capacity #sometimes it’s important to just acknowledge it and see that there are good things to come #but right now is just shit #anyway I have a flu or something #and right now I hate everyone and everything #and my immune system most of all #and the parents who send their sick and contagious kids to daycare #and the evolution of viruses #who tbh have absolutely no business to be wreaking such havoc on the more organised domains of life #about me #sorry to be a downer #your usual frog-related content will resume after a brief intermission #I realise that posting quotes is super cringe #sorry about that #at least some of you probably haven’t seen this quote before #so you’ve learned something today #and I’ve gotten to vent #win-win?

[ladybeug]

Comics dump!!!! and there is a theme

(The next comic was drawn back when i was thinking about the ladybug forklift certification thing but its not really about that.)

Did you guess that the theme is Adrien struggling to express his feelings about his relationship with his father? you are wrong. the theme is being a goofball. Hot, right?

#i hope you can read his coffee cup #these are from daily comics w maryssa and anna and i get really sloppy bc i know they wont mind #but sometimes sloppy turns into borderline unreadable so #sorry about that #anyways #my art

[archivebottles]

some splat doodles in between doing a bigger project for an irl thing

[IMG ID: Three images of various Splatoon characters. Image 1 features Shiver and Frye in alternative detailed outfits reminiscent of their in-game outfits. Shiver is holding her fan and Frye is grabbing her own arm.

Image 2 is a few various drawings of Frye. Top left is her as the 'sitting cutely' reaction image. Top right is tiny Frye dressed as a 'portly little sailor boy' with a lollipop. Bottom left is a tiny Frye doing a peace sign and bottom right is Frye when she sits down in her splatfest performance doing the finger gun pose.

Image 3 is a page full of Marinas plus one Pearl. Left is a fullbody of Marina in coveralls and a tanktop with gloves and a wrench in her pocket. Upper right is a drawing of Marina welding on the ground and kicking her legs. Below that is Pearl and Marina doing the tongue out hands on head anime pose with the label on Marina saying 'built a pipe bomb.' Pearl's label says 'funded it.' /END ID]

#hi i have a problem of not posting art until i have like 3 different images done #splatoon #shiver #frye #marina iida #pearl houzuki #the frye sitting cutely was PRE her win but now its more relevant #also my irl drawing is DONE BITCH so i am fully free to start drawing whatever i want now #gonna finish this kris drawing next ithink then im..also drawing that pokemon woman ok..i cant resist. #myart #edit: i edited marinas skintone bc the gradient map i put on it made it lighter and its been bugging me #sorry about that #edit 2: in case anyone was wondering those r just tit lines not top surgery lines on shiver transgender yes but wrong way fbhdskjbfk

[mmmairon]

You happen upon two renowned public figures about to smooch on a bench in the gardens…wyd?

#happy Thursday pass the yuri! 🥂🎉 #guys when I say I am so busy #this is the most I’ve drawn in over a month and I had to force myself to do it #life is quite different right now and im just trying to get through the next few months #my inactivity will probably continue #sorry about that #clorivia #Clorinde x navia #clorinde #navia #genshin #my art #genshin impact

[agendratum]

The Untamed as text posts (95/?)

#the untamed #cql #mxtxnet #theuntameddaily #cqledit #wei wuxian #wen qing #jiang cheng #cqlmemes #mt #sorry about that

[brigwife]

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

#i only saw the movie like twice so i might have misremembered the dialogue slightly #but oh well #sorry about that #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #bagginshield #gandalf #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #the hobbit

[idrinkwetcementasproteinshakes]

I need him so bad it’s not even funny at this point

#this is my first time drawing that kinda eye makeup on someone so it looks kinda weird:( #sorry about that #hobie brown #atsv #spider punk #hobie fanart #hobie spiderverse #atsv hobie

[kathairoette]

Wishing all of you the best!

and by the way, I have something important to say a few days from now. Please look out for it!

#i'm so slow so this is late oop #sorry about that #yugioh #ygo #mutou yuugi #yugi moto #yami yuugi #yami yugi #bakura ryou #yami bakura #marik ishtar #yami marik #new years #also why is the blur so intense it did NOT look like that on my screen lmao

[sleepsucks]

#21.11.22 #3179 #its the plant again it did not survive much longer #also i'm almost certain i've already done the exact same joke with a different plant a while ago #sorry about that

[mirkwood]

I fucking knew it.....

(Shirt design by melodyprints)

#they have a boromir one and a kili one as well ksnfskmfmd #NEED THIS ONE SO BAD #faramir #text #oop i fixed the credits #sorry about that

[markscherz]

Happy World Frog Day! 🐸

I hate to make this a commercialised holiday, but you may be interested to know that I sell some frog-related merch on RedBubble, including the poster shown above, stickers, and other fun stuff like an awesome froggy shower curtain! I have one at home, and it’s excellent. Profits go towards supporting your local frog scientist.

#world frog day #frog #frogs #amphibians #shameless self promotion #sorry about that #I am terrible at advertising the things I sell #because I hate ads with a passion #but I think some of you might genuinely like to own some of these things #so here we are

[just-a-sewer-goblin]

This is inspired by this ask! Thank you for letting me use this idea @ceilidho. Also not proofread because it's late and I should really be sleeping

Part 2 here

Butcher!Simon who can't help but get excited, as excited as he can get, when he sees you walking down the sidewalk towards the shop.

You're such an adorable thing, really. Always nervously wringing your fingers when you leave your dog outside. Always polite and soft spoken. He's never seen anyone as pure as you before (even tho he can't know how pure you are but compared to him you are basically a saint).

Your dog is the opposite of you, big and scary with a mean face but utterly whipped for you. It's obvious that you got it for protection and it's intimidatingly well trained. Simon admires the way you handle the animal. He wouldn't mind letting you handle him the same way.

Him and the dog might not be so different, he thinks. Both hardened old men, used to a harsher lifes, that soften for you and would follow your lead every day. Hell, he'd be as well behaved as your dog too if you put a collar and a leash on him and kissed his head the way you kiss your dogs when you leave him outside.

It's a familiar dance at this point, you tie your dog to the pole outside, look into the shop, notice Simon already looking at you and promtly look away at your dog once more.

You draw a few deep breaths, kiss your dogs head (damnit he never thought he'd be jealous of a dog) and Simon can't help but smile behind his mask, utterly enamored.

If only you weren't so intimidated by him. He really wishes he could have a conversation with you but he never gets more out of you than one word answers and a finger pointing at the meat you want.

And fuck, Simon is no conversationalist but he's really trying for you, but you're so damn timid around him. If he doesn't get to hear your pretty voice more he might just lose his damn mind.

So when you open the door, the chime a soft sound in the backround, entirely unfitting for this type of shop, his gruff voice stops you.

"You can bring him in with ya."

"I'm sorry, what?", you ask, confused.

"The dog.", Simon clarifies and you stand there in the open door looking at him like he just told you that he'll be butchering and selling your dog next.

Did he already fuck this up? You seem even more intimidated than usual. The diversion from your routine making your interaction even more tense. He tries to soften his voice when he goes again.

"You can bring your dog inside with ya, if it makes you more comfortable, sweetheart."

Your eyes are big when you meet his. Whether it's because of what he offered or the petname that slipped out, he isn't sure.

"But the sign says only service dogs?", you question genuinely confused.

Simon nearly snorts at your expression, like a deer caught in the headlights and damn him, if he doesn't wanna catch you.

"It's fine, just don't tell the boss. He won't know that it's no service dog as long as you don't rat me out. The boss can't tell a dog from a cat if I'm bein' honest.", he whispers conspiracionally. And then he swears he nearly has a heart attack.

You giggle. You giggle and blush brightly red at the same time, hiding your mouth with your hand and it takes everything in Simon to stop himself from jumping over the counter and pulling that hand away because the glimpse of your smile?! Yeah, he's fucked.

"Maybe next time I'll bring him in with me.", you finally answer. And Simon could die a happy man, finally having had a conversation with you (maybe just a short one but a conversation nontheless) that involves something other than the meat.

He's utterly fucked when you walk up to the counter, still blushing prettily (he didn't know he could make you do that so easily) and softly say your order.

He's utterly fucked when you pay, look at his name tag and say: "Thank you, Simon."

His name in your voice is a sound he will never forget again. He's sure he sounds like a fool when he says: "Have a nice day."

He's even more fucked when you turn around and he watches your cute ass walk out of the shop, giving your dog a treat for being so well behaved.

He nearly faints when you turn around, before walking away, gift him with a smile and wave goodbye. He returns the gesture mindlessly, glad that his mask is hiding the stupid expression he surely is wearing at that moment.

Oh yeah, he needs to catch you. And for that he'll have to prepare dog treats for next time.

#the sewer writes #butcher!simon x gn!reader #simon x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #just a short thing #and it turned out really crappy although it was nice in my head #sorry about that

[mascarponx]

old men brainrot.....

#ugly bastard #i hate his stupid face #i lost the ability to finish drawings #sorry about that #kimharry #harrykim #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #disco elysium #mascarponx