Sky Genie 🧞
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Honestly if anyone ever said these words to me
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Chapters: 11/?
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Tissaia de Vries/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
Characters: Tissaia de Vries, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Modern: No Powers, Architect!Tissaia, Painter!Tissaia, Gondolier!Yennefer, mostly set in Italy, Tissaia is horny, but to be fair Yen is fucking hot in this one, also Yen is horny because Tissaia soooo yeah
Summary:
Freshly divorced, British architect Tissaia de Vries embarks on a journey to Italy where she finds herself caught in a whirlwind romance with a beautiful and enigmatic young gondolier.
CHAPTER 11 IS UP
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“You can’t hate on Gwen she’s just a teenager and it’s not her fault and BLAH BLAH BLAH”
IDGAAFFFFF I just wanna hate on a white girl bc she pissed me off a little
This is like the same energy mfs have when people don’t like 2012 April O’Neal 💀
“But she’s such a complex charac-“
Shhshhhshhh don’t worry I don’t care
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NOT SINCE MYSPACE HAVE I SEEN SOCIAL MEDIA THAT ACTUALLY WORKS AND IS FULL OF KIND PEOPLE BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER AND DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL LIKE SHIT ABOUT WHO I AM AND WHAT I LIKE
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if ur not being rough enough i'll hurl an insult at you mid thrust
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The faces of someone who tried to make normal smiley faces for the camera but gave up very quickly
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Been watching a lot of modern documentaries lately and that they all warn for smoking makes me feral
My dude, my guy, my brother in Christ, this is a documentary about a man who literally blew up on camera and you want to warn me there was smoking in 2003??? I KNOW. THAT WAS ME. I WAS SMOKING THEN. This isn't even a fictional story promoting tobacco use; people smoked! People still smoke! These are pictures of the real world!
It wasn't a warning about this man's smoking corpse after he exploded and died other than a tepid "violence", I mean shit it's good I knew that's what happened. But no by all means protect me from something that happened in every restaurant for my entire childhood
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i’m not saying i’m better than everyone else bc ive seen age of man live (dig kzoo) but i am literally better than everyone else
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currently
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Maybe I'm just a prude or whatever but it really bothers me that people photoshop or otherwise depict characters like Disney princesses and other minor characters in sexual ways, and how much of a supported trend it is, especially here.
I understand all of these animated characters are fake, but if you're making weird porn out of Alice in Wonderland or making sexy cosplays out of Velma, who is canonically 15 years old, you have issues imo.
No I'm not taking criticism at this time. I'm right.
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As a person, I think I'd punch Terrance Zdunich in the face if I ever met him but DAMN does he make good movies
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