#sorry but im hot so not rly (:

[mwagneto]

tossing them like the foot ball.....

#PLEEEASE i had to pause for like 30 minutes after this im way too ill #im soooo obsessed with his physicality sorry....... largest little guy there is #that one scene where he's casually carrying two ppl at the same time OUGH🥺 #it makes me so emo he loves them so much. sorry.. #torchwood #doctor who #dw lb #jack harkness #clem don't look #this is NOT me saying this is hot i genuinely just rly love how often he carries ppl. #also how he's like 5 times the size of everyone else but you so rarely realise it and then woagh... #dw vids #13th doctor #gwen cooper

[voiceofsword]

i lvoe rnnk : - )

#i feel like i havent been posting very much lately im sorry. #its been super hot and ive been very brainbad so i havent rly been motivated ALSO ARIADNE..

[jingsyuans]

I recently read dungeon meishi and. The uh. The lion

#RETURNING ME TO THE MONSTERFUCKER REALM IM SORRY IM (EXPLODES) #manga spoilers I suppose kind of but the Lion and Laios. hm. hm hm hm #(also the lion and marcille = yummy too) #I was NORMAL at first #I actually like marcille and laios …….. (ot3 with falin also) #I know everyone loves marcille and falin but I actually rly like her interactions and moments with laios #my first more ship in so long where it’s just simple and cute (UNLIKE ME) #I can’t interact w the fanbase bc the moment u imply marcille might not be a lesbian and be bi instead everyone gets so mad #I’ve seen little stuff in the fandom so far but biphobia so real it’s crazy #love it!!!!!!! love it #(explodes again) #anyway the lion is hot that was the point of this post #(SPOILERS) the way he eates ghe desires;;;;; auogh #I’ve always been monsterfucker and for anthropomorphic characters I’ve always leaned towards lions and tigers #so there was no hope for me truly #rambles

[appsa]

No like i get it. If my beautiful smart funny girlfriend named amaryllis of exile was kidnapped by some lizard dude who i already had a complex about id be wailing her name and breaking things 24/7 too

#sorry but his situation is so funny #hes like no.... my betrothed has been spirited away by this creature and im so scared of what might happen to her #and i miss her because she always knows what to do when i get like this #and i should hate her kidnapper for stealing her away esp when it might be because of our ''''rivalry'''' #but i cant because i think that lizard is so hot and im in love with him and i feel bad for being in love with him #and this is making me question my whole world view because if monsters are not all evil villains #then how can i call myself a hero for being a knight #god. he rly is having the worst time of his life #the fact that rilla was stolen away for completely unrelated reasons and also kind of by accident makes it even funnier dhjdjrhf #tpp

[beckface]

15 anniversary lesgoooo! Wordgirl fanblog bingo based on my specific experience HOORAY (blank one under the cut)

#wordgirl #textpost #This is a sideblog and I have two others 💀 #the positivity one and my boxleitner’s return au LSFHJS #Eileens earlier episodes are. Hard for me to get through #I just kinda take her and turn her into an entirely different character in my head #I dont rly like characters that are MEANT to be annoying u feel me?? #Steven counts as a seperate character then dtb I think #ive never talked about it but miss question 😍 #My irls know about wg and are concerned but have to live with it because they love me💙 #also I know what they did in 1926 so they’re indebted to me #GGG? Doesnt real #Found family everything ESPECIALLY dtb and becky #Im sorry huggy I love you!!!! Sobs #Dtb hot #im this close to starting tiktok stuff ngl

[vampsickle]

i think making out with dante is so sexy .. like, sitting on his lap and clutching at his coat while he’s shoving his tongue in your mouth, and you’re gasping for air after you pull away because of how intensely he’s kissing you ❤️. while you’re catching your breath, dante’s kissing your jaw and nibbling on the tender flesh of your neck ..

#im… uhh #sorry. not rly. UGSGEHEHDHE make - out sessions r so hot #idk what to tag this as #vamp talk. *

[feartheoldblog]

Robbie, whomst is this gothic ghost band creature you speaketh of. Please explain I am curious and too lazy to open Google and your answer would likely be more entertaining anyway.

Okay to make things more entertaining I’m gonna explain in Souls terms.

(This is all my understanding btw I’m still a noob)

Ok the tldr is that they’re a ‘Satanic’ metal band.

Info dump time of the ‘lore’ (there isn’t really that much tbh a lot of speculation):

So, basically, they premise is that they’re part of a Satanic church that tries to spread the word the devil through performing in a band and touring. A more bombastic and involved version of Shabriri trying to encourage the tarnished to take on the Frenzied Flame. Alternatively, they’re like Velka worshippers that wanted to spread sin but haven’t been trapped in Ariamis or anything (yet, there’s still time tbh maybe that’s their next arc).

Basically, the presumed head of the church gets the title of Papa and it’s (up until recently) passed down to the sons of a certain bloodline. So you had Papa Emeritus Nihil who is dead and an awful father (he’s just like Gwyn fr fr). He is also both inside and in kahoots with Sister Imperetor. They’re like Yurt and Mephistopheles if they were Satanists. No qualms with murder. His son Papa Emeritus I got the role. I don’t really know what happened to him tbh I guess he was just bad at his job. Papa Emeritus II became Papa and he was kinda scary, he looks like the rapper Pitbull (or Patches with a ‘tache after a 5 day bender in Ibiza) without his facepaint. I think he was just shit at his job and wasn’t destroying churches and governments so he got fired as well. Then Papa Emeritus III came along (4’9” and horny). All three got murdered and it’s heavily implied/confirmed that it was Nihil and Sister (III got Vengarl’d specifically) so RIP to them. A bit of family murder fun! Like Godwyn the Golden, except with three old men instead of a Demigod. Then Godrick the Golden (Cardinal Copia) comes in and is basically in training to be the next Papa. Except he succeeds unlike Godrick. He’s also potentially the brother of the other Paps (with Sister as his mother) which is a bit awkward. He used that mirror in the Roundtable Hold (plastic surgery) to look more like a Papa so he looks totally different now 👍

The band members are called Ghouls/Ghoulettes (less fucked up versions of those imps that take you to Anor Londo). There’s not really any lore tbh but the fandom interp is that they were summoned from Hell. Sorta like dragging the Pthumerians out of the labyrinths and shoving a guitar in their hands.

Oh, also all of the Papas (except 0) are played by the same guy, just for different albums/tours etc.

Also this is my ugly son:

#THIS IS SO BAD IM SORRY 💀💀💀 #this is all i’ve learned from osmosis #if any info is incorrect that’s on tumblr user ghostholelover or something #they’re also rly hot and old #asks #ghost band

[mg549]

god i wish season 2 of h2o wasnt unwatchably misogynist 

#my posts #h2o #put it on for bg noise. got to my least favorite episode ever of all time [irresistible] #the whole season is rly bad tho. charlottes entire character is jst. jealous bitch stereotype nothing else #like yeah yeah shes meant to be dislikable. do you maybe want to meditate on why they wrote her the way they did any deeper than 'on purpose #'? bc it was on purpose. im aware of that. pls think deeper. #this isnt a take ive seen on tumblr mostly jst in the youtube comments btw #like. the character setup of granddaughter of the original trio is so interesting. but they hate women love loses #also i HAAAAAAAAATE ash. everytime hes on screen i have to pause to go watch sth else for a minute he makes me so mad #girl you look like live action william dunbar Go In The Dark. his mra talking points are so. i haaaaaaate it emmas such a butch lesbian 😭😭 #my less popular take is that i dont like zikki either sorry. i think theyre both gay. i think they are wlw mlm bffs who shop at hot topic #god. the straight coupling literally ruins any sense of like. individuality they had in the first season [which still suffers from misogyny] #why write character development when you can jst do the same relationship drama over and over again #also i hate how the color grading got darker and less saturated in an attempt presumably to market towards older kids. looks bad #this is why s2 never got a rewrite in my hallucination doc. i have Ideas but theyre basically literally removed from canon entirely #i had an iced coffee so now im Going #<-he cant handle caffiene well but loves the taste

[ozlices]

depression and fatigue made us take a week break from proseka and i feel like our wrists were like 'thank FUCK' but we're back on our bullshit now & they rly said 'u will regret this'

i dont regret it but they are sobbing at me

#mine #to be fair we got into roots of pacha this week too so we've been on our switch all day nonstop for the past few days #it's not like they've rly gotten a break at being strained but they REALLY hate proseka JHTRKJERJ #im sorry that im not sorry for being hot and playing on 11.2 speed grow up cowards

[toastsnaffler]

tummy hurts my final message goodbye

#ive had mild pelvic pain for like. half a week now. its a bit like period cramps + in the same area but not as intense. idfk why #I dont think its bowel (<-no other symptoms and pain area is too low down) or bladder related (<- usually more painful + affects peeing) #sometimes I do get cramps a few days before my period but im midway thru my cycle and idk its not usually like this #not ovulation pain either bc thats supposed to only last a few hours. i dont fucking knooooww #im trying not to think abt it or complain abt it bc if i focus on it too much ill imagine its worse than it is. its rly not that bad #just consistent which is annoying. hopefully itll pass in a few more days. adulthood is all abt having mysterious random pains in ur body #sorry for tmi abt my internal bodily functions do u guys still think im cool. #eurghhh. im glad i went out to parkour today but man i rly wasnt feeling like it. another depression weekend :-( #but its ok im a bit tired of complaining abt being depressed. who give a shit. im doing all i can at the moment and thats fine #back to jobhunting tmr hopefully itll be more fruitful. im expecting to hear back from a few ppl. we'll see. rolling my rock back uphill #im gonna go get a hot water bottle i think... my hands are soooo cold and maybe itll soothe tummy pain too #and then read a little more.. finished giovannis room earlier (so fucking good but. devastating) so im back onto deaths end #just another 350 pages to go.. v curious to see where its gonna end up cuz so much crazy shit keeps happening. im just at the fairytales #hope my loyal followers are having a peaceful weekend.... farewell #.diaries

[ecstasydemon]

hi so is anyone who follows me familiar wiht nicholas hoult's work and have recommendations for me to watch because ummteeheeeee (twirls hair)

#I SAW RENFIELD OKAY I SAW THE TRAILER FOREVER AGO AND YHTOUGHT #WOW HES HOT!!! im gonna watch this movie bc he is rly hot and i like vampire stories #AND AGAHHRGG HE WAS RLY GOOD IN IT AND HOT AND COVERED IN BLOOD AND EEEEEE #i HAD A LOT OF FUN LOOKING AT HIM!!!! AND HIS PERFORMANCE AND THE CHARACTER WAS SO CUTE AND LOVEABLE..... #EEEE (kicks legs) #sorry being insane about men is like a hobby yo me

[toxictranny]

discovering that i can’t read the room i just thought i could because i had my glasses on

#my roommate and i keep talking about finding a munch/dungeon/glory hole/etc to go to and #um #i cant tell what the vibe is? she’s hot but i’m not rly attracted to her so i can’t see us Doing anything #maybe like .. playing Together but not With Each Other #we live in a p vanilla city so :/ but she’s white and cis so we could safely go anywhere!!!!!!!!!!! #sorry i just. i want to type without feeling like whoever i rb from is reading over my shoulder and rolling their eyes #look. im autistic i like the social nuance of slightly faded text lol #i also have dysgraphia and because of it i cannot write by hand #well i can but only a sentence or two at a time #i used to write like crazy but eventually i hurt my hand and the nerves are fried af. writing hard :( but i love it sm!!!!!! #it just Feels Good to get my stream pf #my stream Of consciousness out

[tmabutlesbian]

having sashabelle thoughts....... considering my sasha aro hc, she actually uses this as an excuse to not think abt annabelle in any interest. like yes i care for the sexy spider lady, but i mean i dont LOVE LOVE her n apparently thats like super bad in this society so yh i cant like her :/// im gonna ignore all the signs of me wanting a relationship with her. i'll just have sex with her, that makes us both happy haha

n then u have annabelle, very much in love, thinking (actually both of them thinking) its all one sided affection, n letting it stay that way since she knows it would only make things harder if they were together in any meaningful way.

so u have annabelle always flirting, hoping it will one day be just for the funsies n not real, while sasha ignores this n doubles down on her hate for annabelle because 1) shes an avatar 2) shes technically speaking an enemy of theirs 3) she freaks out her friends, n she doesnt like that and 4) shes an avatar of the web, so shes a manipulative cunt. therefore sasha doesnt trust her, doesnt like her, no shes not sobbing at 3 am in bed having a mental breakdown abt ther feelings.

martin is the only one who tries to wingman sasha just to make her less miserable. jon is not gonna help for obvious reasons (spider monster lady) and tim is not gonna help also for obvious reasons (spider monster lady). martin comes for the rescue n locks both women on some closet n snaps "talk abt your feelings NEOW" n leaves for a few hours.

sashabelle is that type of ship that is like. enemies to friends with benefits to enemies to one sided lovers to enemies to friends??? to nope-enemies-again to why-cant-we-be-friends to maybe-friends to maybe-enemies to (finally) lovers (obviously in a qpr, sasha is aro but she wants a relationship okay??? also i love s1 archives crew polycule so shut up annabelle is in there too)

this explains my thought process when choosing songs for my playlist of them. also i am thinking of them since im drawing a playlist cover for said playlist so yknow. yh. also im gay

#tma #the magnus archives #sasha james #annabelle cane #sashabelle #sasha x annabelle #tmalesbeen talks #i actually rly like them. whats with me n rare pairs. gods. #also love making them rivals in every other au. its just so hot y'all im sorry #also hate sex <3<3 also hate sex turning into loving sex <3<3

[chisatowo]

Y'know if nothing else this next Kanade event should at least eventually give me a new Kanade solo to gnaw on. Idk if it'll be Good since it'll very much depend on how good the actual song is but. Yknow.

#rat rambles #sekai posting #if this is going to be 25ji kaito introduction then uh. not hopeful for how the group cover will sound </3 #Im sorry 25ji already rarely sound good 2 me and kaito is also rly hit or miss and even at his best I am Not hopeful for how he'll mesh #also for the love of god. grabs yall. if I have to block the kaito tag because too many ppl are calling him hot I will kill a man #I hope hes just a shriveling trembling carcass of a man. he wont be. but I can dream. #I want him to just look like jenniffer garupa pico #I want him to cough up blood and then fall over and die #I am soso scared for the prospect of 25ji kaito boy you better meet my expectations like len did #25ji len is just perfect the ideal len fr and his intro song was bug too which he sounded so fucking good in all in all a win for len fans #aka my sibling dhkdyejhd #idc if 25ji kaito is a win for most kaito fans I need it to be a wim for ME. the only REAL kaito fan /j

[daimonios]

sometimes im like oh i should read bataille and then i think about it for a second longer and i remember that even the small excerpts of bataille that i have read have given me genuine mental breakdowns

#also sorry for being cringge on main re my last rb do you still think im hot #personal #sometimes i forget that some of my actual irl friends follow me on here and tht i ought to at least try to seem somewhat cool #those web weaving collage posts are fine except 1) its cringe to put tumblr posts on them and 2) some of these rly popular tumblr poets are #so annoying..

[sunrizef1]

Try Again Pt.2

Pairing: Lewis Hamilton x reader

Warnings: None

A/N: wrote this while sick so it took a while sorry

Pt.1

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user1 she’s so pretty

user2 WHERES LEWIS

user3 where is she???

user4 she tagged England on her ig story a few days ago but there’s some pap photos that say Monaco

user5 she’s so hot dude

landonorris six glasses for u n who???

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landonorris don’t just like my comment you bitch

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user6 I miss dad

user7 beautiful

user8 would it be enough if I could never give you peace… 😭😭😭

user9 the way these lyrics have nothing to do with the post 😒

user8 I just miss Lewis girl 🙄

user10 maybe we just leave them alone… just an idea

charlesleclerc 🇲🇨🤩

yourusername thought this was a compliment for me but then realized ur just in love with Monaco

charlesleclerc you can’t change me 🤷‍♂️

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user11 LEWIS

user12 TARGET ACQUIRED 🎯

user13 FOUND HIM

user14 Lewis i know that’s you

user15 you don’t have to hide his face girl… we won’t hurt him

user16 his apology better have been pretty fucking grand

user17 why???

user18 vibes say he fucked up

user19 not to mention the shit he pulled with that ig model after the breakup

landonorris I’m gonna find you

yourusername ???

landonorris lock your doors

f1gossip 🤭

user20 I’m not sure about this one…

user22 bad vibes bad vibes

user23 I’m so glad they’re back together

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user24 girl what happened with you and Lewis???

user25 r u okay girl???

user26 I feel so bad for her

user27 what’d he doooooo

landonorris answer ur phone nerd

user28 puppy 😍

user29 is she from England???

user30 no but she’s lived there for a rly long time, it’s how she met Lewis and Lando

charles_leclerc my love ❤️

yourusername again, I’d be flattered if you didn’t mean the dog

charles_leclerc I ❤️ your dog

user31 if you wanna keep me, you gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta love me harder 😭

user32 all my homies hate Lewis Hamilton

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user33 THEYRE BACK

user34 this better stay this time

user35 love me harder caption???

user36 SO WHAT DO I DO IF I CANT FIGURE IT OUT

user35 YOUVE GOT TO TRY TRY TRY AGAIN

user37 SO WHAT DO I DO IF I CANT FIGURE IT OUT

user38 IM GONNA LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE AGAIN

lewishamilton 🖤

yourusername 🖤

user39 awwww (I think)

user40 where’s Lando

landonorris CALL ME NOW PLEASE

yourusername can’t, with my bf

landonorris since bf stands for best friend your a liar because im nowhere near you

yourusername lonely

landonorris 😠

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lewishamilton ive gotta love you harder

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user41 the lyrics in the caption, ok thoughtful

user42 we love a man with the ability to remember the lyrics to a song he was on

user43 SLAYINGGGGGG

landonorris boo 🍅🍅🍅

lewishamilton ???

landonorris what r ur intentions with my daughter

yourusername I'm older than you

landonorris boo 🍅🍅🍅

user44 I missed them

user45 they're so adorable

user46 🥳🥳🥳

user47 love them

user48 I know Lewis did something to cause that breakup and the re-breakup but she seems so much happier with him

yourusername love you 🖤

lewishamilton love you too 🖤

user49 PARENTSSSS

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