#sorry couldn't help myself

[cursed-and-haunted]

#mine #hannibal #nanalan #sorry couldn't help myself

[thatoneannoyingfan]

Finally

It's over

Also this is the widest smile that Zoro has ever given like holy SHIT- the way he smiles up his captain- I can't

#one piece #one piece spoilers #one piece strawhats #one piece luffy #monkey d. luffy #one piece zoro #one piece yamato #ronoroa zoro #zolu #zoro #straw hat luffy #angst with a happy ending #idiot in love #i love them #sorry couldn't help myself #happy for them #should be happy

[morzowo]

so... has anybody made a joke about how we should’ve predicted Thua’s Joker arc bc of Bruce Wayne story yet or...

#the eclipse #sorry couldn't help myself #what an episode

[heavensentbabe]

People saying Jang Uk is falling for her and I don't even buy it. That kiss he initiated is just charged with missing Mudeok, he's grieving. I don't find it romantic and I'm not sure if it was intended to be because it just feels very... wrong. The actors have fantastic chemistry but most of their scenes, though angsty, clearly show a one-sided connection for me. Not into the trope of when the FL is chasing the ML for love and affection, but here we are. Alchemy Of Souls, of all kdramas. They really took a 180 on her character. Her character motivations are purely based on him, which has made her less of a complex or interesting character. And Jang Uk still sees her as a nuisance. He is only nice to her because he's a good guy, we've seen how he treats the people around him in S1. Jang Uk always had a good heart. But he doesn't deeply care for her - yet ofc. Buyeon could be an entirely different person who is just as desperate for his love, and he would still treat her the same. Also they've only met, since what, a week or less now? And we only got 6 eps left and they wanna drag this amnesia/'falling in love with the same soul again' plot?? Instead of focusing on solidifying Cho Yeong/Naksu's arc like they already should have in S1? Nvm her arc was never about gaining back her powers and getting her revenge, it was pretty much about her existence revolving around the male character.

— rant, over.

#alchemy of souls #alchemy of souls 2 #alchemy of souls light and shadow #another rant #sorry couldn't help myself

[sapphicpenguin]

Rejoice! Salvation Is Free, Just Accept Jesus Into Your Life Today!

Hey bestie,

This is super funny because I literally have, go follow @queerprayers—if anything I've accepted Jesus into my life too much because it's getting to be a lot

If I wasn't Christian, I would beat your ass bc this is so annoying. Actually I will anyway. You're not doing any tangible Christian work, you are sending spam messages. Fuck off. This makes me want to be less of a Christian actually.

Rejoice! Shutting up is Free, Just work on your own Life with Jesus and respect others Today!

#sorry couldn't help myself #i know they'll never read this bc it's spam #but i can't just delete it it's too funny

[boomboxfic]

A Little Tap (Ben Stone/Mike Logan drabble)

NSFW

An AU in the sense that Mike and Ben exist in their early 1990s state in 2022, but perhaps with a smaller age gap. Solely for the purpose to explore some parts of social media with my OTP lol.

A Little Background: Developed a little plot (lol) bunny with @loganstonegibbskinney based on the funny audio for "Let Me Spank That Butt" - you can see it in a lot of cute pet videos. See HERE for reference. Anyway, I couldn't not write this drabble - which could very well be fleshed out a bit more. Another WIP for the queue, what can I say? ;) Hope you enjoy.

Ben Stone loved his naps. Mike Logan knew better than to interrupt. The essential phrase being “knew better,” because Mike Logan will do what Mike Logan does. Ben Stone just learned how to deal with it, because in the end, Mike Logan knew how to deal with consequences. 

A soft tap on his butt began to slowly lull Ben out of his slumber, yet rhythmic enough to keep him asleep. 

A light hearted giggle pierced through his sleep-fueled haze. 

Ben knew it was Mike. It was fascinating how Mike’s deep voice could transform itself into childish glee, and Ben loved it. His Michael was a playful individual, and he knew how to loosen Ben up. They were complete opposites, but their differences only solidified their love. 

Still in the deep haze of sleep, Ben was more than aware that Mike was…amusing himself. Ben wasn’t much for social media, but he could recognize the audio from pet videos his kids would text him from time to time. 

spank that butt, lemme spank that butt

lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme spank that butt

With a start, Ben realized that Mike was doing a TikTok video. With his (thankfully clothed) butt. His cautiousness eventually pushed him to finally react. 

“You will show me before you post, right?” Came the reply from a groggy Ben. 

His speaking up caused Mike to jolt with surprise, clearly not expecting his lover to wake. He had thought Ben was deep asleep. “Hi,” He said with a cheerful grin as Ben rolled onto his back and stretched. “Had a good nap?”

“Mmm. It was.” Ben looked pointedly at the iPhone in Mike’s hand. “Even the little butt pats were relaxing.” 

Mike looked down, just a little bashful. “I couldn’t resist. It was there, and the opportunity presented itself, babe.”

Ben raised himself to sit next to Mike on the edge of the bed, leaning into him a little. “I’m just glad my naked rear end won’t be on social media. Actually -” He looked at Mike with a pointed gaze. “Please don’t post it online, huh? My kids -”

“Will think it’s funny,” Mike said, interrupting. However, he acquiesced. “Okay, this will be only for my private perusal. Scout’s Honor.”

With a yelp, Mike suddenly found himself flat on his back with Ben straddling him to grab Mike’s phone. With a few taps, he watched the video of his butt (which looked pretty great on screen, he was glad to say) being lightly spanked to the rhythm of the popular audio clip.

“Hmm, that is pretty funny,” the blue-eyed man acknowledged with a chuckle before bending down to slide his lips along Mike’s in a kiss. Before Mike would wrap his arms around his prosecutor boyfriend to deepen the embrace, Ben clambered off of him, and to Mike’s surprise, began to disrobe, and laid down on the bed, ass facing up. 

Mike’s right hand moved of its own accord and caressed along Ben’s bare back and down to his ass. “Uh, Ben?”

“You said ‘private perusal,’ Michael.” Ben turned his head to face his detective boyfriend, smiling sweetly. “You can’t tell me you didn’t want to film that video clip with my bare ass.”

That got a deep, sensuous chuckle out of his lover. Ben felt his heart jump a beat at the look of want on Mike’s face, and the flip of his stomach as Mike’s playful gaze transformed into one of abject desire, as he also disrobed, and once naked, straddled Ben’s legs, camera now aimed at Ben’s ass. 

“Hmm. Don’t think I wanna ‘spank that butt’ anymore, Counselor.” Mike growled, pushing his phone up to Ben. He switched to the front camera, hit record, and handed the phone up to his boyfriend. “Here. Hold it like a selfie,” Ben obeyed and Mike took a cursory glance up and loved the angle, which effectively framed most of Ben’s face and Mike’s position. “This is definitely for my private perusal.”

If Ben had any doubts about Mike’s intentions, those doubts were quickly done away with as Michael lowered himself down and got into a better position to pleasure him, lightly spanking a butt cheek before kissing it. His hands spread butt cheeks apart and Mike dove in with his tongue, flickering and teasing about Ben’s entrance. 

“Oh God, Mike.” Ben moaned loudly as his lover drove him wild rimming him, that tantalizing tongue flickering about his hole, and diving in, interchanging with sucking kisses that nearly made Ben drop the phone. 

“Keep that phone steady, Stone,” Mike said, roguishly, “This is for me, and you. Being able to hear you moan for me, see your reactions - it’s gonna be hot.”

“As long as you - ngh - encrypt this shit,” Ben groaned, “I don’t quite desire our bedroom activities popping up on the internet - ah - okay?” 

Mike looked up at Ben and right into the camera. “You got it.”

#stogan #stogan drabble #mike logan/ben stone #sorry couldn't help myself

[senju-tobinyama]

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Naruto Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara Additional Tags: Domestic Fluff Summary:

Collected writing experiments centered around lsbn mdtb. Ch.1: "Dialogue is the basis of any long-lasting relationship" "That. And amazing sex" "Madara!" Ch.2: Different phases of ever changing sea

#madatobi #but lesbians #SORRY COULDN'T HELP MYSELF #IF YOU READ PLEASE TELL ME IF IT MADE ANY SENSE (CH2) #fandom taxes

[wordborne]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Din Djarin & Grogu | Baby Yoda, Grogu | Baby Yoda & Cal Kestis Characters: Din Djarin, Grogu | Baby Yoda, Cal Kestis Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Self-indulgent because I would've loved to see Cal training Grogu, Includes Fanart Summary:

A Jedi answers Grogu’s call at the perfect time.

Or: Cal Kestis travels across the Galaxy in search of a promising youngling.

#The Mandalorian #Jedi Fallen Order #Din Djarin #Grogu #Cal Kestis #sorry couldn't help myself #this is a cal kestis stan account now #fanfiction #my stuff

[cheekylittlepupp]

#astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 #baldur's gate iii #astarion gif #bg3 gifs #bg3 gif #yeah im sorry i couldn't help myself lmao #mims posts ~ #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 astarion #why DOES THIS FIT HIM SO MUCH #my gifs ~

[adrenoceptor]

#SORRY. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF I GOT EXCITED #songs from the first poll NOT included as much as it pains me

[olessan]

live druid reaction

#presented without further commentary lol #i'm sorry I just couldn't help myself #Critical Role #CriticalRole #TLOVM #TLOVM spoilers #The legend of vox machina #legend of vox machina #keyleth #keyleth of the air ashari #percy de rolo #percival de rolo #vex'halia #vexhalia #live slug reaction #memes #critical role memes #cr memes #Percy I love your stupid angry little blush #vex'ahlia

[taylachan]

"I asked the princess and Camilla Hect to kill me before Blood of Eden can do worse."

"Camilla said no. The princess said she would think about it. i am desperate."

#the locked tomb #tlt #artists on tumblr #art #coronabeth tridentarius #judith deuteros #jodybeth #yes I made coronabeth incredibly buff #i couldn't help myself #she is so hot #Sorry Judith

[esprei]

he is indeed an idiot sandwich

#pokemon akari #pokemon volo #ginkgo guild volo #merchant volo #pokemon legends arceus #my art #i had drop everything i was doing and draw this as soon as i remembered it #actually never knew it was originally a gordon ramsay thing #the more you know sdlfkjfg #aaaanyway yeah sorry i couldn't help myself #just a funny little break in between other stuff

[localravenclaw]

MC: *staring longingly at Sebastian from across the Great Hall

MC: I can fix him.

Poppy: Girl, you are worse than him!

#i'm sorry i saw a meme and i couldn't help myself 🙈🙈🙈 #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #incorrect hogwarts legacy quotes #poppy sweeting

[nickgoesinsane]

hobie doing his eyeliner only for u to ruin it by fucking him so hard he cries,,,

Hobie will dedicate a few minutes of his time every day in front of the mirror making sure his eyeliner and lipstick are flawless. He makes it a point not to get the waterproof and smudge proof brands, simply because he loves the way they look once you’re done with him. There will be black lines trailing down his face, pathways marked by the overwhelmed tears dripping from his eyes when you pin him down and drill into him without abandon. He smiles, pleased, when he sees all the black lipstick stains he’s left on your body. On your mouth, your collarbones, down your stomach and around the base of your cock. You chuckle at the satisfaction on his face and lean in to kiss his sweaty forehead, pushing his wicks back as you use a wet cloth to wipe his ruined makeup away.

#╰┈➤ nick answers ! #i brought lipstick into it #i couldn't help myself sorry #spiderman brainrot #dom reader #top reader #sub character #sub hobie brown #hobie brown x reader #n/sfw #n/s/f/w

[savaralyn2]

#im sorry #i couldn't help myself #shinzo abe