#sorry if damien is ooc | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

megistusmona-mp4 · 1 year

Text

random south park x gn!reader incorrect quotes

these are probably ooc (out of character)

gif by ﹫///jenoevil on twt.

Y/N: Favorite horror movie?

Christopher: It

Gregory: Saw

Damien: Annabelle

Pip: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

Y/N: Nothing in life is free.

Christopher: Love is free!

Gregory: Adventure is free.

Damien: Knowledge is free.

Pip: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

Y/N: Anyone d-

Craig: Depressed?

Tweek: Drained?

Clyde: Dumb?

Butters: Disliked?

Y/N: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

Y/N: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Craig: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Tweek: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Clyde: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Butters: My moral code, is that you?

Y/N:

Y/N: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Y/N: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Craig: Several traffic violations.

Tweek: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Clyde: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Butters: Also, that’s not our car.

Y/N: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Kenny: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Y/N: Three of us saw it, Kenny. How do you explain that?

Kenny: *points at Cartman* Sleep deprivation. *points at Kyle* Paranoia. *points at Stan* Delusional personality disorder.

Y/N: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Kenny: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Stan: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Kyle: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Kenny: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Stan: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Kyle: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Cartman, annoyed: You are disappointments

Y/N: You're a loose cannon, Kenny.

Kenny: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Cartman: I think you play by your own rules.

Kyle: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Y/N: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Kenny: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Stan is a loose cannon.

Stan: *smashes a chair*

Y/N: Dammit, Wendy!

Wendy: What?! It wasn’t me!

Y/N: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Bebe!

Bebe: Not me either.

Y/N: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Heidi: *whistles*

Y/N: Hah! 69! You know what that means?

Wendy: What?

Bebe: That you're a child.

Heidi: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

Y/N, to Stan: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Stan, motioning to themself and Kyle: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Y/N: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Stan: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Kyle: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Stan: Good thinking.

Y/N: WHY. why did you give Kyle a KNIFE?!

Stan: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.

Y/N: Now I feel unsafe!

Stan: I’m sorry.

Stan: ... would you like a knife?

Y/N: Pip, can I talk to you for a second?

Pip: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Damien are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Y/N: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

Y/N: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Damien: If?

Pip: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

Y/N: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Damien: Just rip the bandage off.

Y/N: It’s Pip.

Damien: Put the bandage back on.

#south park #south park x reader #incorrect quotes #south park incorrect quotes #south park x reader incorrect quotes #christopher x reader #gregory x reader #pip x reader #damien x reader #craig x reader #tweek x reader #clyde x reader #butters x reader #kenny x reader #stan x reader #cartman x reader #kyle x reader #everyone x reader #oh ny god this tookk FoREVER 🤬‼️

227 notes · View notes

groven4 · 1 year

Text

Markiplier Egos with an Aromantic DA / Viewer

a/n: I randomly decided I really wanna get something out for aro week, so I've got a oneshot mayhaps involving a certain adventurer in the works, but knowing me that might take a while (if I even finish it all) and these tend to be easier for me. So, that's why this exists...not that you asked.

(edit: made one for Ace hcs.)

WILFORD WARFSTACHE

He wouldn't really care, but in like a supportive way.

He may not look like it, but the guy's got some common sense.

I can't see him as the type to ask a lot of questions especially if you're visibly uncomfortable around the topic. (tho ig he might if it's for an interview, not sure)

A big part of Wil's character is just accepting shit as it is and not questioning what you can't understand because falling down that spiral is ultimately unhealthy; so if you were to come out to him as any sexuality/gender identity, he'd most likely just accept you immediately and move one.

Expect to receive a lot of aro themed stickers on pride month though.

DARKIPLIER

Also doesn't care, but it's less him being supportive (tho he is) and more: it doesn't affect him, so why should he care?

Like you do you. Your love life is none of his business.

Quite frankly, he couldn't give a shit.

Though, he might find some relatability with you.

Despite how one might interpret ADWM, I cannot see Dark as an entity with the capability to feel much of anything. (other than rage, vengefulness, etc.)

There are some vague memories of past feelings from both Celine and Damien (and possibly the house entity, idk) mostly shown through his clear favoritism for Wil.

However, I don't think he really can feel romantic feelings, nor does he want to.

Being loved sounds nice, but ultimately it would just get in the way.

So having someone around that's kind of like him in that regard is almost nice...cathartic even.

You both like to watch 'marriage gameshows' (the bachelor, love is blind, etc.) over wine and laugh about how you'll never have to deal with relationship problems. (idc if that one's ooc)

GOOGLEPLIER

He can't really feel romantic attraction himself, yk being a robot and all.

If you tried explaining aromanticism to him he'd probably just be like: "Yeah, and??".

He's supportive in a sense, that sense being: you not having a partner would mean one less meat sack he has to deal with once he manages to get admin privileges.

BINGIPLIER

Kinda stumped on this one ngl.

I just can't find a reason why he'd care whatsoever.

He'd just be like: "Oh...siiiick, brah." with total Bill and Ted energy.

ACTOR

(edit: this is pre-wkm btw. idk why I did that, it doesn't really fit with the others that way. so I probably won't do it again in future hcs. sorry ig.)

I imagine it comes up at a party.

He starts asking you about your love life.

You tell him that you've never really been interested in that kind of stuff, and you probably never will.

What does he do?

...

He calls you boring.

...

AND THEN JUST FUCKIN' WALKS AWAY- like- ????

In all seriousness, he's mostly chill about it throughout your friendship, but it's hard for me not to picture him as the type to think you're just being naive and that 'everyone has to find someone someday'. (I believe WKM takes place in the 1920s, so like, what were you expecting?)

That is until Celine cheats on him.

It was just such a world shattering thing for him, he genuinely loved her more than anything.

It's not a complete 180°, he doesn't suddenly understand your lack of attraction from this, but one night you check in with him to find him wasted in his wine cellar and he's basically like: "You had it right all along, my friend. Love...Love is not for everyone. ...Certainly not the faint of heart."

Which like, you didn't choose this, but you were more focused on making sure he was okay at the time to care.

YANCY

A part of me wants to think he'd be a little confused at first just cause the idea of having to explain aromanticism and/or asexuality to him because he's just genuinely curious is really adorable to me.

However, the rest of me refuses to believe his friend group isn't entirely comprised of both people in the lgbtq+ community and hardcore allies who would happily beat the shit out of aphobes on a daily basis.

Not to say that they think of you as child-like because of your sexuality, but it's a prison family and you're 'fresh meat' so you're their little aro-bean now whether you like it or not.

Yancy especially is protective of you in an almost older brother type way.

So if after/during coming out to them (or just him) you mention how scared you were/are because you've had a lot of bad experiences or something, he's like constantly ready to sucker punch and/or ballerina kick anyone giving you flack over just being who you are.

He's always willing to tell you how valid you are when you need to hear it, and overall is just a really great friend.

...Even with the stabbing.

ILLINOIS

In an odd way, he almost feels...relieved?

Call it a humble brag, but literally all of his past work partners had fallen in love with him at some point, and while the attention certainly feeds his ego, that kinda thing just gets tired and even annoying after a while.

So knowing that'll never happen with you is actually a nice break from what he's grown so used to.

He's never had someone around who genuinely enjoys adventuring as much as he does.

And who isn't like constantly ogling him. (I mean probably anyway, idk what it's like to be aroallo)

Having you around may also cause him to start questioning some things about himself, particularly when you're explaining your orientation.

But that's a topic we'll be getting into at another time! (*wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* *stares at empty draft*)

He's still used to trying to fluster people cause he finds it funny and in general is just the kind of person to be a bit touchy with his friends (meaning: platonic hand holding, hugs, head/back pats, standing weirdly close a lot of the time just naturally, etc.), so if you're ever uncomfortable just tell him and he'll cut it out straight away.

You're both just kinda really good friends, and he's not at all weird about it like you thought he might be.

CAPTAIN MAGNUM

Supportive Pirate Dad! 10/10!

You definitely have to explain what it means to him, but he verbally accepted you before he even asked.

Kinda like: "That's great!...What is it?-"

Would have the crew sew you a flag if it would make you happy.

They are still pirates who have been sailing across the deep blue their whole lives with presumably no contact with the mainland however.

So unless you for some fuckin reason told them what it looks like, you can expect to receive a relatively small, plain black flag with the word 'Arrowmantik.' spelled incorrectly and somehow sewn on in perfect white Helvetica.

...

You hung the flag right above your hammock.

It is your most prized possession.

HEAD ENGINEER

Might be a little discouraged at first. His crush on you was a tad obvious.

But he figures it's for the best. You are the captain after all. Pursuing that relationship wouldn't have been professional in the slightest.

It does take a bit but he gets over it eventually.

He still genuinely loves you platonically/as a person, so things don't really change all that much.

You still have a strong friendship and work really well together.

He tends to go a bit overboard now about giving you personal space cause he doesn't want to make you uncomfortable. So you may have to reassure him multiple times if it wasn't an issue.

During when pride month would be on earth he might gift you little aro themed stuff, like a patch you can't actually add to your uniform for work reasons but love and appreciate anyway.

He may not fully understand how you feel, but he never stops trying to, and either way he's always gonna support you no matter what.

Your orientation could never change how much he loves and trusts you both as a captain and as his friend.

MURDOCK

He doesn't really care since it doesn't affect what you guys do, though he is openly accepting, especially if it seemed like you needed to hear that it wasn't something that bothered him.

In a similar vein to Illinois, he's strangely grateful.

He's not sure how he would've dealt with the situation had you developed a crush on him. Such emotions tend to get in the way more often than not in his line of work.

He didn't wanna have to kill you just to make his life easier. Taking a life out of necessity isn't as much fun, plus he'd grown a tad fond of you.

I like to think he cares quite a bit about your mental health, it would make sense given the whole murder thing.

So if you often go through periods of doubt or even internalized self hatred regarding being aromantic, he's gonna be there to help you through it.

He goes with you to pride parades and if anyone tries to tell you that you don't belong there, they're immediately getting put on a black list.

He got you a nifty little keychain once while you were there.

Overall, surprisingly wholesome.

a/n: I went back and forth on whether or not I was gonna use the pronouns I hc them all as using, but in the end I just said 'fuck it, appeal to general audiences, why not at this point'. I'm really fuckin' tired, dude. Just- HAPPY ARO WEEK! ig.

#markiplier egos & reader #wilford warfstache & reader #darkiplier & reader #googleplier & reader #bingiplier & reader #actor mark & reader #yancy & reader #ahwm yancy & reader #illinois & reader #ahwm illinois & reader #captain magnum & reader #ahwm captain magnum & reader #head engineer mark & reader #murderplier & reader #iswm murderplier & reader #iswm murdock & reader #aromantic reader #aro week

52 notes · View notes

delirussammie · 5 months

Text

I'll be there for you always *Jey Uso X Reader*

Reader's P.o.V

It was Monday night Raw and I was extremely nervous for Joshua. Last week he had been in a match with Damien Priest. He had the pin for the win only for it to be interrupted by his brother Jonathan.(Jimmy Uso)

I heard the small sliding door of the bathroom open and I look that way to see Joshua. All dressed in his Jey Uso personna. "Alright Baby girl, how do I look?" he asked stretching his arms out.

"I'm drooling for you." I say with a smile and he laughed as he pulled me to my feet.

"You are a pain Sweetcakes." he remarked leaning in and nipping my nose with a kiss. I giggled as he than captured my lips with his own. I wrapped my arms around his neck and pressed myself against him and he groaned at the contact.

I knew he wanted to just give me what I was wanting but I knew how important this match was. "We'll have plenty of time after. Go win my warrior."

"I'm going to ravish you after I promise Baby." he says kissing my cheek and leaving the bus for the arena. After 10 minutes I left the bus to watch the match inside the building and smiled when I ran across Cody.

"Yo Cody!" I greeted placing my pass around my neck.

"Hey Sam, what's going on? You and Jey good?" he asked coming up to me and giving me a hug. I told him we were as Brandi walked up to stand beside Cody with little Liberty in her arms. I gave them each a smile and greeting.

"If you want to watch Jey's match you can at the gorilla." Brandi says as Cody took Liberty from her. Brandi and I talked as we walked towards the gorilla after a while, she had to go but not before swapping numbers.

As I watched Josh's match from the gorilla I was nervous for him, but at the same time excited. He looked so exhausted but so determined. His match against Damien priest was brutal and I watched in eagerness as Josh pinned Damien and won.

I waited eagerly for him to come backstage ignoring the looks of Rhea and Damien who walked past me. As soon as I saw Josh I went to him and flung my arms around him. He caught me by wrapping an arm around my waist and chuckling as I kissed his shoulder.

The arm that was around my waist tightened as he lifted my chin so I was looking up at him and leaned down and placed a kiss to my lips. He didn't care that people had seen or the wolf whistle that was coming from his twin.

I blush as I buried my face into Josh's sweat covered chest as Josh groaned. It didn't matter though as Josh and Jonathan talked my phone vibrated from my back pocket and I pulled myself away from Josh's arm and checked it.

I smiled at the selfie of Josh and I on my lock screen. I saw that the text was from Mom and I sighed as I placed my phone back into my back pocket. "Alright Sis who was it?" Jonathan asked beating Josh to the punch. I told them it was only my Mom and that I'd text her later.

~Sometime later ~

Walking back onto Josh's bus did he turn to me with a questionable look and I told him what the text was about and how I hadn't talked to Mom in years. As I'm talking I walked into the small space that had been our bedroom for the past few days and plopped down onto the bed.

"Baby I'm sorry. " Came his voice as I felt a dip in the mattress. He needed to shower but he wasn't going to until he knew I was in better spirits.

"It don't matter Josh. go shower." I mumble grabbing his pillow from the head of the bed.

He sighed as he motioned me to sit up which I did. "It does matter. You're my family Baby I love you. I hate seeing you upset. I'll always be there for you no matter the time or situation." he said nipping my nose with kiss once more.

"I love you Josh. You're all the family I need. But please go shower you'll feel better afterwards!" I said shooing him away with a laugh. I got one in return and didn't lay back down until I heard him turn the water on.

______________________________________

A/n: Here you guys go! Enjoy!

I'm sorry if he and any one I had wrote seemed OOC I'll do better next time. :)

#jey uso #wwe raw #wwe smackdown #wwe #jimmy uso #Josh Fatu #jonathan fatu

11 notes · View notes

multifanderwrites · 2 months

Text

| Previous Scene- General Grevious on Utapau |

{Padmè’s Apartment, Guest Room}

(The door slides open, and Anakin helps Katniss to settle in and get her things in place for this mission. After a while, Anakin can’t stop himself from letting the secret out. Although… maybe he didn’t want to keep it from his sister in the first place) “You’re gonna be an aunt.”

(Katniss has just finished putting her toiletries in the bathroom when she hears that sentence. It makes no sense to her) “What?”

(Anakin is grinning like a madman) “I said that you are going to be an aunt.” (A beat. He exhales in exasperation, knows he should definitely clarify the fact he’s trying to make) “Padmè is pregnant.”

“And it’s yours, right?“

“Yes, it’s mine.” (That rabbit hole is filled by now. No need to revisit it) “Well? What do you wanna be called?” (He’s so happy that he doesn’t register the way Katniss is reacting. He just wants to know…) “It’s a mouthful to say ‘Aunt Katniss’, isn’t it?”

*not happy* “You need to stop this war now.”

(Anakin can see the panic and fear in his sister’s eyes) “Oh, the baby’s only five months along-“

“The war isn’t over, Anakin. It’s still happening and you can’t have a baby right now… or at all!” (Katniss starts pacing around the room) “You can’t even be with Padmè-“

“Katniss, let us worry about the logistics, okay?” (He stops her and takes her shoulders) *im going to help you kill snow* “Besides… the Jedi Order isn’t what it used to be.”

(A forlorn beat) “Anakin… I’m not Ahsoka.”

(At the mention of his former padawan’s name, he frowns) “I know.” (He hugs his sister) “You guys would’ve gotten along.” (He sighs) “You should probably go to bed now. It’s late.”

(Katniss is pretty tired, so she doesn’t argue) “Okay.” (As she pulls out of the hug) [hold on, what is Damien Haas doing here? Jk. No one from Smosh is reading my fan fiction] “Well… get out.”

(Anakin is a little hurt… until he realizes that he’s making it difficult for her to get ready for bed) “Sorry. I’m- I’m leaving now.” (He peers through the doorway) “I’ll see you in the morning.”

“Yeah.”

(Katniss contemplates this news. Yes, it does make her a little happy to see her brother so happy… but it feels too good to be part of such a dark story. But maybe this is the happy ending. It has to be, right? So far, every mission she’s been on has ended in a positive way for the characters. Yes, there’s always been some dark moments but the main character is always fine when it’s over. This mission can’t be any different! Katniss knows her job well, and she knows that her brother is going to end up on the right path. It’s just super unclear what that path is right now) [😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 you’re not even close to correct, Katniss! But whatever. Just please prepare yourself for super OOC Katniss Everdeen very, very soon. Actually, it might not be that OOC. In fact, I think it’s Anakin who’ll be OOC. Fuck it. Everyone is OOC, and it’s coming soon! Just wait a while]

| Next Scene- The First Nightmare |

#fanfiction #the mixiverse #star wars #anakin skywalker #hayden christensen #katniss everdeen #Katniss is gonna be an aunt #literary siblings #Anakin being a dork #Katniss being a dork #just dorks being dorks #damien haas #jennifer lawrence

4 notes · View notes

nocakesformissedith · 5 months

Text

does anyone remember either of these OLD South Park fics????

WARNING FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT, GASLIGHTING, BULLYING, AND OOC/CHARACTER BASHING.

Fanfic 1: Tweek is bullied or ignored by basically everybody- I think Craig in particular. Tweek’s childhood memories are incredibly hazy. Every night Tweek listens to a radio station, I think someone says “goodnight Tweek” or something like that. At one point, Tweek is caught in the bathroom by Kenny. Kenny forces Tweek to preform oral sex on him and then rapes Tweek. (:/ sorry Kenny). Craig finds out and comforts Tweek and promises to help or something like that

That night, Tweek listens to the radio station again and hears a man screaming in agony as dogs bark and growl. Uh later Tweek goes to a party with Craig and people are a bit nicer to him. In particular Tweek talks to Damien & Pip and Christophe & Gregory. Tweek goes to the kitchen alone where he’s cornered by Kenny who says “I was eaten alive by dogs because of you.” Kenny grabs Tweek and mistakes Tweek’s fear for flirting and starts trying to assault him again, but he’s stopped by Christophe who tells him to “take [his] punishment like a man.” Kenny is thrown out. Tweek is suspicious of what’s going on.

Later at home, Tweek calls or is called by Damien, who tries to evade Tweek’s questioning but eventually just tells him “do not trust Craig.” Tweek dreams about/remembers that he used to be close friends with Craig. At one point he went with Craig and his family to a vacation on some island. Somehow (I think the plane crashed maybe??) they get stranded. Craig’s sister (called Ruby here I think) is killed and cannibalized. Tweek realizes that Craig erased Tweek’s memory of his childhood AND everyone’s memory of being friends with Tweek, hence why he’s so outcasted.

Craig comes over and Tweek confronts him, angrily saying that Craig “ruined [his] life.” Craig gets quiet and then grabs Tweek, saying “I ruined your life, huh? Well why don’t I just make you forget about all that?” Tweek realizes what’s going to happen and struggles to get away, but he’s unable to escape and Craig’s eyes glow bright blue.

Tweek has no memory of the events before. He’s best friends (or boyfriends??) with Craig and everyone is nice enough to him. Despite everyone being nice, Tweek is apprehensive of most of them for reasons he doesn’t understand (I think he has flashbacks of past bullying). Dip and Gregstophe seem upset with Craig.

Bebe later traps Tweek in the bathroom, saying that Kenny told her he was good at giving head, before she forces Tweek to preform cunnilingus on her. (:/ sorry Bebe). As a coping mechanism, Tweek dissociated and imagines he’s in an ice cream shop licking an ice cream cone that won’t melt. Craig barges in and Tweek is taken out of his daydream, confused. Bebe is terrified and tries to downplay it, but Craig is furious and won’t hear it, saying that he told everyone no one else could touch Tweek— it’s unclear if Craig realizes the sexual assault that was happening or if he thought it was consensual, but either way he’s pissed and jealous. Craig beats the shit out of Bebe. And Ahhhh I think this is all I remember. The Bebe stuff might have happened before Tweek gets his memories back idk.

Fanfic 2: The entire fic is in Tweek’s POV except the very end Tweek is an unreliable narrator and is very paranoid and freaked out especially by Craig.

Craig keeps calling Tweek and telling him he loves him. Tweek tells him to stop saying that.

Craig forcefully partners up with Tweek for a class project, and at home (I cannot remember if it was Tweek’s or Craig’s), while working together Craig starts being creepy and Tweek is scared. Craig (whike sweet talking all the while) grabs a pair of scissors and cuts Tweek deeply, continuously asking why Tweek did that to himself and then taking care of him.

Everyone thinks Tweek did it, i think there’s some physical evidence he did it to himself or they can’t find evidence Craig did it?? Idk.

Kenny dies, I think he and Tweek were friends, Tweek’s mental state gets worse. He suspects Craig. At Kenny’s funeral, Tweek has a panic attack and runs off into the woods. Craig finds him and tries to comfort him beforeforcefully gives him medicine that makes him pass out.

Later Craig calls Tweek and says creepy romantic things, Tweek freaks out, runs out and goes to a playground. Craig finds him and talks him down.

Tweek realizes that he has been paranoid the whole time— Craig really does love and want to help him, he really is “crazy,” and must have cut himself. He apologizes to Craig, says I love you back (while still being scared and not fully meaning it), and walks away with Craig.

Last sentence is Craig’s POV where he hides the scissors in his pocket and thinks about how much he loves Tweek, how he’s been stalking him and how he basically gaslit Tweek into being with him- making him think he cut himself etc.

???? Ring any bells for anyone??

#cringe cringe I know but idc #south park #fanfiction #fanfic #old fanfic #deleted fanfiction #??#sp creek #sp fanfiction #south park fanfiction #gaslighting cw #rape cw #character bashing cw??#abuse cw

3 notes · View notes

askdamn · 2 years

Note

Hello! How are you?

The school year starts tomorrow/today (it's past midnight, it counts as tomorrow? ) and I'm nervous and excited! I have a lot of classes I know I'll enjoy.

Which gives me two questions. First, what class were you surprised that you enjoyed?

Second (and more unrelated), what is one thing you saw all of your boys (Gavin, Lasko, Damien, Huxley, and Caelum) do that they are unaware that you saw?

ooc; hiya sorry this took so long! Mun’s life has gotten a little bit in the way lately, lemme know how schools going! anyway back to our fl!!

I guess i’m pretty surprised I enjoyed anything to do with math, it’s usually not my favourite thing but when the calculations are to do with elemental reactions, it’s pretty cool. Plus once you work out how to do it, it gets easier than essay writing or anything. Then add an Incubus helping you study… it gets pretty appealing.

Oh my god, I could tell tons of stories about dumb shit they’ve gotten up to and just thought I didn’t see, but I reckon Damien would literally kill me, so quick run downs it is!

Huxley once walked head on into a mirror, somehow not seeing himself coming, because he thought it was another corridor. He said that he was checking his hair out, but i literally heard him go THUNK against it, and he had a red spot on his head. I’m still surprised it didn’t crack.

ooc: … I did this. this is where this story comes from i somehow didn’t see myself coming in a mirror

I once overheard Gavin very confidently tell Caelum that chocolate fountains weren’t real. Because in a house of daemons and empowered humans apparently chocolate fountains weren’t believable? I still don’t think he believes in them?? Maybe next birthday Ill surprise him with one!

Once when i was studying with Damien, we had our headphones in, and I guess he thought I wouldn’t notice him having a little dance to whatever he was listening to, mouthing the words and everything. He was even writing in time with the music, doing little pen flourishes. Usually when he studies he’s so serious, so this memory is pretty precious.

I also think I overheard Lasko practicing ‘cool’ air related catchphrases when I was waiting outside of his office once. I thought he was talking to another student, but nope just giving himself some catchphrase feedback. I think it’s because of all those cheesy movies he likes. I also once saw him trying to pair some sunglasses with a leather jacket so I think it was all part of the biker boy phase. Someone please convince this man we love him just the way he is.

Caelum is such a big softie. It makes sense since he’s a young empathy daemon, but he still manages to surprise me. We were once having a movie night, and I fell asleep on my couch, and he got the idea from the movie to go get a blanket for me. Only problem was he was a little bit loud doing it and I woke up, but it was so sweet that I just closed my eyes when he came back. I don’t know, it was just a small little thing, but the kid sure does know how to melt your heart.

#redacted asmr #redacted damien #redacted freelancer #redacted gavin #redacted huxley #redacted caelum #redacted lasko #redactedverse #redacted damn

17 notes · View notes

blueheartedmayor · 9 months

Text

OOC: Howdy!

I'm minding teenagers this evening so I won't be around.

However! I'm going to try and sneak in some asks. But! It's only going to be for Dante when he was Mayor - ie the WKM!Damien. I don't do enough with him and I feel it would be a nice change.

So! Like this and when I have time, I'll send an ask/meme in the WKM setting. Unfortunately, he doesn't have a modern-day verse because... Well, it's Dante. He's a sorta-Dark. But if you are a personal, or don't have a WKM setting, then I'll have to skip over you, sorry. And if you're a multi/hub blog, please tell me who I'm looking for.

#just the assistant (ooc post)#on the tablet #(I still wanna work on Noah's story too. I have most of it mentally planned out and hoo boy I am mean)

10 notes · View notes

green-grey-n-glitched · 8 months

Note

Is it weird that even after all these years, I want an AU where I could have a 3some with Damien and Dark? No cause these two mans have my heart. And my body.

(if this goes in unpublished because of inappropriate comments, I'm sorry.)

Ooc:

Gonna step out of character here for a sec, but I just wanna set this boundary real quick. (And btw this is no shame to Anon or anything, we can't really judge you due to some of our stuff yk)

We are bodily a minor! Idk if we mentioned it before, but while me as the alter is an adult, the "meat suit" has only been here for 16 years:] and on top of that, this is a role-play ask blog! Not a shipping or fandom(well kinda but not really) blog. If you want more fandom stuff we have @antis-hell which is both our system and ego blog.

So while we can't really judge you for this pls just don't, we're not really interested in your fantasies tbh, but I'm sure there are blogs out there for that stuff:]

-anti💚🗡

#ooc #idk if i worded this right sorry;-; im so confused above setting boundaries lol(trauma yayyy/sar)#tw sexualisation #codi dont look #<-tagging for the name/character stay safe bestie:]

0 notes

ovrthesky · 1 year

Text

OOC://

finally added my saints row muse! his name is also damien i'm sorry HAHA. so if you ever need to differentiate just call the other one Gemini. They're sort of AUs of each other, but also ... not.

#I'm just bad at naming lol #ooc tag yeehaw

0 notes

shslpunkartist · 2 years

Note

OK. So here's an HC but it ain't one of the cute ones I wanted to share. However, sending it anyway cuz it was one of the first to come to mind and I thought you might still like it anyway.

So we know how nice and patient Xeno is, right? They're not the sort to be prone to anger quick in most cases, right?

Well, I have this little HC that Xeno can be rather moody during their monthly cycles. That said, they're usually good at catching themselves, especially around friends and family, so it's not too common for them to snap.

Then during an hangout with the SS Club they were invited to join in by Keith and Nene, Xeno makes the mistake of replying to a question. A certain gremlin playfully asks Xeno if they simp for Pico and, after a moment of hesitation, they admitted that they do like Pico - basically yes but not outright saying it.

Damien, who was in a bit of a nasty mood for some reason, proceeds to go off a little tangent. Xeno hadn't actually done anything wrong but Damien was pretty much looking for ANY excuse to be able to vent for a bit and Xeno just happened to be unlucky. Now, Damien wasn't cruel toward Xeno... but he DOES pretty much tell them they need better tastes, still clearly not understanding WHY anyone would even be into that "expired carrot".

Xeno TRIES to get a word in but Damien was on such a roll that they, nor any of the others, could get a word in. As Damien goes on and on about how he finds Pico and his alternates so unattractive/boring/etc, Xeno gradually became more and more irritated with Damien... until they finally SNAPPED.

One moment Damien was whining loudly, the next he finds himself silenced by Xeno- quite literally in fact. Xeno then proceeds to bluntly chew Damien out, pretty much telling him they're here to hang out and enjoy themselves - NOT be a convenient verbal punching bag all because he just so happened to be in a bad mood. Xeno also adds that they don't get how Damien is into some folks but he doesn't see them being so damn nasty about his tastes!

After a good few minutes of telling him off, Xeno eventually calms down and, after a moment of consideration, casts another spell to remove the Silence spell on him, apologizing for losing their temper but requesting that he PLEASE dial it down. Like yes yes yes we know you don't like Pico but kindly please don't go on a fucking tangent on them over it. And Damien does! He also had a uh moment there that may or may not be because he got heavily turned on by what happened if you know what I mean.

Now, I'd like to say this is an old HC that was made when you had only recently added Damien to the SS Club. Damien, although chill with Xeno, hadn't been softened up much by his friendship with Keith and Nene yet in this HC; as such he was much blunter toward Xeno. Not necessarily cruel toward them but he clearly had little respect for Xeno's tastes. Oh and this was before Leroy too so no mention of him here sorry lol.

Anyway, this is probably rather OOC with everyone but eh like I said it's an old HC so things had changed since then. Hope you still enjoy this nonetheless!

I can see that happening, goddamn

Also love the fact that Damien actually got excited from Xeno's blow up, cuz I was dead gonna say that. All three look at Xeno with wide eyes, and Damien, despite being the one yelled at and silence, goes "... holy shit. You're perfect for this group."

#Damien has respect for almost anyone that can shut him up/speak their mind like that #he doesn't get bothered by it #Damien at least apologizes and promises he won't go on tangents like that again (at least not around Xeno)

1 note · View note

witchbinchstories · 2 years

Text

Too Hot to Handle

Pairing: Damien (Redacted ASMR) x Reader, Damien x Freelancer

Summary: You and Damien spend the night together after an attempted movie marathon.

Words: ~2k

Contains: Fluff, Damien and Freelancer both being little shits, spoiler-free

A/N: I hope you guys like this and I hope that Damien isn’t too ooc! Also I should definitely be working on requests rn, but I have had absolutely 0 motivation to write so I am SO SORRY. I’m trying to work on those haha. But please enjoy this for now! I just started listening to Redacted and his characters are the only things bringing me creativity atm.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

As the credits to the movie begin to roll across the screen, I pull away from the warmth next to me and yawn as I stretch out my arms and legs.

“I’m beginning to think that our idea for a movie marathon isn’t going to work out…” I say, laughing quietly to myself. I look over to my right to see Damien’s head hanging at an uncomfortable looking angle, and his chest rising and falling at a steady rate. I let out another huff of laughter. “He fell asleep…” I whisper under my breath.

I lean back into the spot I was previously occupying by his side and lightly jostle his shoulder to attempt to wake him up.

“Damien…” my voice comes out sing-songy but still quiet. I don’t particularly want to put a fire elemental on high-alert trying to wake them up. Especially not Damien… “Damien. Wake up.”

I let out an exasperated sigh as he continues to stay in his slumber, but there’s still an amused smile on my face. I decide I’ll have to take slightly more drastic measures, and opt for lightly slapping his face to wake him up.

“Damien!” I finally use my normal speaking level of loudness, and he finally jerks awake.

“What? Huh, Freelancer? Wh- wha’s hap…” his sentence his interrupted by a yawn, “happening?”

His sleepy state causes a laugh to bubble up in my throat again.

“You lost. You fell asleep before me.”

“That bet was never real…” he lightly pushes me away, but I can see a semblance of a smile on his face.

“Mmmm… I don’t know, it seemed like you were pretty into it before we started watching any movies… I think it’s definitely real, you owe me now,” I tease him, turning my body to face him so that I can wrap my arms around his neck and lean my head against his shoulder. His hands come to rest on the sides of my waist as the two of us lean back slightly against the couch. I feel the slightest bit of uptick in heat coming off of him.

“Nope. You’re not getting any of my money, you’re a cheater.”

“‘S that so?”

“Yes. You used magic to make me tired, or drugged me or something.” I feel the top of his head come to rest in the crook of my neck, his hair lightly tickling the skin there.

“Fine. I guess I’ll let it slide this one time, since you apparently can’t handle what you propose.”

“I can too, you just cheated!”

“I did not!” I lean back, hands coming to hold onto his shoulders, laughing. “Damien’s a sore loserrr!” I sing out. I can feel his skin heat up through the fabric of his shirt.

He lets out an annoyed groan. “Fine! Fine, what do I owe you, Freelancer?”

“Hmm…” I tap my chin as I think of a punishment. “You have to make me breakfast in the morning.”

I see Damien’s eyes flick to the clock that’s sitting on the wall of my apartment, then come back to make eye contact with me, a sarcastic expression already present on his face.

“I’m not sure if you’re aware, Freelancer, but it already is the morning. It’s almost two am,” he says, voice dripping with sarcasm.

“You know what I mean, meanie,” I scold, standing up from the couch, one of my hands trailing down his arm as I do so to grasp his hand and tug lightly.

“I don’t know how many times I have to tell you, I am not mean.”

“Yes you are, come on.” I smile, tugging once again on his hand to pull him up to stand. “I need you to get some rest in preparation for the amazing breakfast you’re going to make in the morning.”

“Uughhhh…” Damien groans behind me, but I don’t even have to look back to know that he’s secretly smiling.

I make my way to my room, which is not that far a walk from the couch in the living room considering the size of my apartment, Damien trailing behind me, still lightly holding my hand.

“You know, you left the TV on,” he says, his voice returning to a quieter, softer tone, tiredness seeping back in.

I reach out with my mind, envisioning the button on the remote to the TV being pushed down and focusing a bit of my energy on the action, and I hear the TV click off as we reach the door to my room. “Did you really just use telekinesis to shut the TV off instead of walking five feet to use the remote?” Damien asks, giving me a look when I turn to face him and walk backwards through my door.

“I thought you’d appreciate that I’m getting practice, Damien.”

“I don’t think that was for practice, I just think you’re lazy, Freelancer.”

I grin at him and shrug, finally letting go of his hand to flick on the ceiling fan before throwing myself onto my bed, letting out a content sigh at the feeling of the mattress and soft blankets beneath me. I feel Damien move the covers and slide under them beside me, so I take a deep breath to prepare myself for the effort of forcing myself up to do the same.

Once under the covers, I scooch closer to Damien, resting my head next to the crook of his neck, and my hand coming to rest by the collar of his t-shirt. I feel the air around him heat up.

“Is this okay?” I ask, angling my head to look up at him, to look him in the eyes. The room gets hotter.

He clears his throat. “Yeah, yeah… it’s fine,” he says, giving me a small smile. With that answer, I return the smile and readjust my head to a more comfortable position. I close my eyes and begin to let myself drift off to sleep when I feel Damien shift beside me.

“I need to readjust,” he says, an awkward laugh following.

I nod and sit up, yawning once again. He moves his arm on the side I had been resting against and motions for me to lay back down, and I gladly oblige, returning to my previous position beside him.

I close my eyes once again and expect to fall asleep rather quickly, but after a few minutes of laying next to Damien, I start feeling overheated. Usually my layers and layers of blankets are perfect for winter nights since I have a shitty heater in a shitty apartment with slim to none insulation, but when you have a fire elemental that’s seemingly flustered by physical contact creating your own personal heater underneath all of your blankets with you, then it starts to get a little too much.

I sit up the slightest bit so that I can gently move some of the blankets off of me, trying not to disturb Damien in the process, but I feel him heat up even more and start to pull away from me.

“Sorry… I know I’m making it a lot warmer in here, I’ll try to keep most of it inside my body,” he says. I quickly turn around to face him after uncovering enough of myself to feel comfortable.

“No! Damien, don’t apologize and don’t… do that,” I reply. He slowly lays back down and I lean my torso over him a bit to be able to look down at his face. “I don’t mind the heat, really.”

“But—” he starts. I place a hand in the center of his chest to stop whatever he’s going to say.

“Damien. It’s fine. This is just your body and your magic functioning, if that bothers someone, they can fuck off. It’s already kind of fucked that you have to use energy to keep a normal bodily function for you from happening while you work out just to make sure other people are comfortable around you. I genuinely do not mind. Sure, you made it a little warm in here, but if I just take off some of the covers, like I just did, then…”

I pause to allow myself to lay on top of Damien and wrap my arms under his neck before resting my head down onto his chest, then continue, “if I just cuddle up to you like this… then it’s the perfect temperature to combat the freezing temperatures of the rest of my apartment.”

I can feel the heat radiating off of Damien start to become slightly more intense, but he pulls it back the slightest bit.

“I— shit, Freelancer, you can’t just say that,” his chest vibrates as he lets out some quiet laughter that I join in on. He brings his hands up to cover his face. “You’re just making me more flustered.”

I loosen my grip around his neck to be able to lean back and look him in the eyes, a wicked smirk appearing on my face.

“Look, it’s not my fault that you’re…” I pretend to lick my finger, then press it to the bare skin on his arm while making a sizzling noise, “too hot to handle.”

He lightly shoves my hand away, laughing more now. “Shut up.”

I’m certain his face would be very flushed at this point if I could see it better through the darkness, but I can’t, so I have to settle for feeling the heat rolling off of him as confirmation that my teasing is working.

“You’re just doing this on purpose now,” he says as I return my arm underneath his neck.

“I gotta find some way to get around my terrible heating bills,” I laugh.

We return to a comfortable silence as I rest on top of Damien and I feel his muscles relax and him start to feel comfortable beneath me. I think that that’s going to be it and we’re going to drift off to sleep now, but he speaks up once more.

“Thank you, Freelancer…” he says, voice low and gentle, making my face heat up the slightest bit. “Thank you for accepting me as I am, and… being such a good friend.”

“You’re welcome, Damien. Thanks for caring about me.” A yawn escapes me as he wraps his arms around me and I somehow relax further into him. “Now go to sleep so you can make me food in the morning.”

“It’s…” he yawns, “already morning…”

“So you’ve mentioned, smartass…” I retort, but he’s already asleep. I smile to myself, and with the comforting warmth of his body, I quickly join him in a comfortable sleep.

146 notes · View notes

the-silver-peahen-residence · 2 years

Note

Do you have any cute headcannons for any of the couples we have? You can pick any!

Well......how about all of them? They are all super cute after all. And sorry for this being late. I got more hot tea for my throat. ^^;

~Damien and Miyuki’s headcannon~

-He would get her all the shiny stones in the world to make a necklace or bracelet for his sea blossom. He wants to be sure Harmony is happy no matter what.

-Miyu enjoys brushing and pampering her cuddlebear all the time when she can. She would be happy to cook, bake, even take care of him if he was sick. She's willing to do anything forh im.

-Miyu would give him head pets in case he was tired or so. She would be his little pillow to rest on.

-They would enjoy night dates more than day dates

-She can use water just like her siblings so if it goes with his fire, they could be a cool team together.

-She would play something soft for her cuddlebear to help him relax.

-Miyu is the only one that could calm him down if he was angry about something. Even if she got burned by his flames, she'll remain by his side no matter what.

-Both of them enjoy watching the quiet sounds of the rain together while bundled up in a blanket together. Her head resting on his shoulder and his cheek on her head.

~Cali and Jun headcannon's~

-Jun would be the ultimate butler for his queen to cater to her every wish and need. He is very good with his own poisoned flames so he'll be a good guard for her.

-He's always showering her with flowers and making her home made icecream if she was sad or wanted something to eat.

-If they had kids together, Jun would let his mother meet his children and the woman of his dreams. She would seem scary up close but she is really a sweetheart welcome Cali to the family.

-They would enjoy long walks by the lake or ocean together for a date or just wanting to get out during the day or night. He would even carry her on his shoulders if she wanted to.

-If he was on a mission, he would wear something that reminds him of Cali so that will keep reminding him to return home safe and alive. He had a queen and lover he didn't want to leave alone.

-He would even give her something to remind her of him if she's away or on a trip too. Like a hand made knitted bag or hat she could wear if she wanted to.

~Reign and Akane headcannon's~

-Akane would always trust Reign where she tells him her old past life even when she used to be a bully to Hanoka but she changed her by saving her life. Even telling him the time she was brainwashed to kill all she knew as allies.

-She would always spoil her Reign 24/7 with new things or something he would want. Like ramen, sweets, etc.

-Akane might not say but she's really good with making things with her hands with sewing so she could make a few new set of clothes that would bring her boyfriend's amazing looks out even more.

- She and him would have a flower that represents one another that grows beside each other. A small silk bow ties them together proving that.

-She loves pulling pranks so she would team up with Reign so they can pull a couple together if they wanted to. She never tells others about it but it's fun to her.

-Loves cuddling and showering Reign with kisses on his face. She loves spoiling him but that tends to get more cute when she lets him fall to sleep on top of her so she can run her fingers through his hair. Saying she loved him softly in his ear.

-If anyone tries to threaten or do something to Reign, she won't hold back in beating their ass. Just like her older brother, these siblings don't hold back.

~Kats and Shinji~

-Both of them would enjoy cooking and baking brand new things together to share with the others and each other. Using a garden they would make together for the best ingredients in the world.

-Shinji would sometimes brush Kats tails if he wanted them brushed. Or snuggle against them that helps him sleep if tired. That or have flowers grow around the windows near Kat's room to show his love for him.

-He and Kat would wear choker necklaces of their lover's color (Shinji wearing a black and white themed color/Kats wearing a dark green with black choker necklace)

-Shinji sometimes would change into his fox form so rest near Kat since he can change form too. They would be laying in the grass together near the house just sun bathing together.

-If it was possible, Shinji would help Kat if he could with cooking, cleaning, etc. Just like a married couple would. (I do imagine them getting married. <3))

-Since they can use magic, they can combine it to make something brand new together.

~Harmony and Rex~

-He would get her all the shiny stones in the world to make a necklace or braclet for his sea blossom. He wants to be sure Harmony is happy no matter what.

-He would let her brush his hair if it's out of it's dreadlocks since his hair is pretty long and fluffy. He would also brush her hair while nuzzling into it. He loves being able to cuddle and snuggle with her.

-Their dates would be along the water together, laughing and holding hands collecting sea shells together.

-Rex becomes very protective of his sea blossom from anything that wishes to harm her. He even changes into a full demon werewolf just to keep her safe.

-In this form, he would snuggling against Harmony's lap like a little puppy, licking her cheek with his tail wagging. He would sometimes make cute little faces like his tongue sticking out of she boops his black nose.

~Shiro and Hanoka~

-Hanoka will be sure to feed Shiro to prove she loves him for all time. She wants him to know that either way. She loves him just as much as he loves her.

-She would have a necklace made for them. A yin/yang necklace two piece. She would have the yin part and he would have the yang part so they can wear it knowing their always together.

-Shiro is the only one in her life that's help her get through the pain of losing her mother. She told him about her scars, the pain she's done to herself while blaming herself. Even if the pain is still lingering, he always would hold her to reassure it's not her fault.

-If she has a bad dream, Shiro would changed into a cuddly wolf to help her sleep. If he was having trouble sleeping, she would hold him close to help him or till he dozes off.

-both of them would be pretty good in fighting for one another. With her being a kickboxing fighter and his ability of being the ultimate pack leader. She and him will always fight to protect each other and their pups (if they have any)

-She loves nuzzling the top of his head and leaving kisses to his ears. Hana finds them adorable and happily feels more relaxed.

~Edon and Yuki~

-Edon would always travel the world and takes Yuki to the best places all over. The best food, sites, galleries, etc. He's filthy rich but he's happier knowing Yuki is happy.

-He would always join her fashion shoots to see her showing off her best. Edon would even get her the best clothing that shows he is proud of her.

-He and her would always change into their wolf forms to just lay about under a tree to relax with one another. Even if one was human and the other in their wolf form.

-They would sometimes train together to stay strong that ends with them relaxing in a nice hot bubble bath after a good long day. He loves being able to pamper her.

-Edon tells her about his family bloodline that he even gives her a promise ring to prove no matter what, he will love and and she'll always be part of his family. The ring was white but the gem had a carved out wolf inside of it.

-On their second date, Edon gave her a crystal moon necklace that would have her initials on the back. He got this made in Italy just for Yuki.

~Mikhail and Kiyoshi headcannon's~

-Kyo loves teasing his little ice husky but at times he just enjoys the cute expressions seen on his face. He sometimes would tease, flirt, and take him out on dates to see more of it.

-He and Mikhail are dangerous indeed with their abilities that they are mostly working together in missions more and more. Even the risky dangerous ones.

-Mikhail would explain more of his home to Kyo so they can make home made meals together from his home town. All in all, he loves every single dish. Even the drinks.

-They would take light naps together after a mission or during their days off. Kiyoshi would be snuggled into his chest curled up in his sleep.

-Both would get matching wrist bands. Kyo has one in a ice theme while Mikhail has one water themed.

-Kiyoshi would sometimes but a light blue rose or flower in his Ice Husky's hair to happily hold him close from behind. He did enjoy seeing the blush on his face. He has a water blue rose that Mikhail gave him to show they were close.

#OOC #scattered silver rose petals #ask answered #mun answered #Silver butterfly mun #Peahen mom #the mansion owner #The couples #ask-the-monster-nest #couple headcannons #Damien and Miyuki #Cali and Jun #Reign and Akane #Kats and Shinji #Harmony and Rex #Shiro and Hanoka #Edon and Yuki #Mikhail and Kiyoshi #Peahen mom: Sorry for being late with this. I had them written down and wanted to get them all

4 notes · View notes