#sorry if this is incomprehensible

[domwitch]

Thinking about boys who get sluttier when they're intoxicated. When you refuse their advances at first they whine "Awww, you're no funnnn 🥺🥺🥺" and spread their legs apart while leaning back on the couch, shifting his hips just enough that it draws attention to the bulge in his pants.

#my post #sorry if this is incomprehensible #im thinking about ways men can attract the attention of women #like rubbing his thighs w his hands #tracing his adams apple #sitting w his hips forward n legs spread #stretching w his hands above his head and his shirt lifts up and shows some tummy

[marvelgaynesstothemax]

POV: You’re Matthew Murdock just trying to do sum neat vigilante shit during s2

#i’m so sleep deprived #sorry if this is incomprehensible #the angel and devil on matt’s shoulders are literally these two #daredevil #punisher #frank castle #foggy nelson #matt murdock #frankmatt #lmao #fratt #gayshipsareyayships #incorrect quotes

[krispyy-lotol]

Hey.

#sorry if this is incomprehensible #bill murray #phil connors #arthur denton #tripper harrison #frank milo #frank cross #john winger #peter venkman #murrayverse

[docthesock]

#tmnt #2003 tmnt raph #tmnt 2003 #1987 tmnt raph #tmnt 1987 #Inspired by a post I saw that said 03 raph gave 87 raph an inferiority complex as a joke. #so of course i made it into a semi serious angst comic #sorry if this is incomprehensible #i literally made the dialogue up on the spot #my art

[our-sapphic-experience]

thinking about cutting my hair shorter than I ever have………….. 😳

it’s me i’m the ps4 telling you to cut your hair >:D

#our sapphic experience #sorry if this is incomprehensible

[freakyvampirequeer]

ok but i’ve been thinking about the chapter 99 thing and kou potentially becoming like tsukasa and the moral grey area with all that’s happened but i think i’ve figured it out.

tsukasa is toxic to mitsuba. he forces him to eat other supernaturals, not because he cares about him, but because he wants to use and manipulate mitsuba. he doesn’t actually care about him as a person. he wants to control mitsuba, and does this by emotionally manipulating him.

kou, on the other hand, genuinely cares about mitsuba a lot. he honestly wants to help him, he doesn’t just want to use him. however, he is so desperate in his attempts to help mitsuba that it can become unhealthy. kou and mitsuba are yet another example of this unhealthy, all-consuming love that is such a huge theme in tbhk. kou is so desperate to not lose mitsuba again that he (unintentionally) hurts him. he doesn’t understand the turmoil that mitsuba is going through because he is so afraid of losing him again.

the cannibalism thing is a metaphor!!!!!! that is why it’s been repeated twice now, first with sumire and hakubo, and now with mitsuba and kou. it symbolizes the codependency of these relationships and how it (literally!) eats the characters up inside!!!!

i just!!! i love tbhk guys!!! so much!!! it’s so good ^^

#sorry if this is incomprehensible #i just needed to get my thoughts out #tbhk #tbhk spoilers #jshk #jshk spoilers #toilet bound hanako kun #mitsukou #mitsuba sousuke #sousuke mitsuba #kou minamoto #minamoto kou #tsukasa yugi #yugi tsukasa #tbhk chapter 99

[leastdepressedomorifan]

ive mentioned aren being a mother hen for the poycule but kusuo has joined him in threatening people who keep hitting on their so's and i mentioned this once before but after someone kept making repeated passes at kokomi and chiyo it lead to aren and kusuo about ready to maim this poor guy when hairo came in not knowing what the situation was said "violence is never the answer" after the situation was explained he went "im turning around you have 5 minutes" also aren is the first one along with aiura to bite back and people who talk about their polycule

#saiki k #disastrous life of saiki k #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #saiki kusou no psi nan #the disastrous life of saiki k. #tdlosk #saiki kusuo #kusuo saiki #aren kuboyasu #kuboyasu aren #sorry if this is incomprehensible #im very tired

[blue-thief]

chuuya and the very, very screwed-up dynamics he has with others (attempted bsd analysis)

"chuuya-sama is the kind of person who would never abandon those who have helped him, even if they end up betraying him."

this line from adam in storm bringer sums up the core of chuuya's character in a single sentence. over the years, chuuya has sworn loyalty to numerous people, groups, and causes, and in some cases, these connections have proven his status as a human. unfortunately, in other cases, his sense of self and autonomy has been damaged by his devotion. what sort of positions has chuuya taken in these relationships? how have these connections affected chuuya as a person? will chuuya learn anything from the constant loss and betrayal, or will he be forever trapped in relationships that ultimately take more away from him than give?

chuuya's earliest friendships were formed in the sheep. after giving him a place he could call home, chuuya helped them go from a simple support group for homeless orphans to one of the fiercest gangs in yokohama that could rival even the port mafia. there was an understanding between chuuya and the rest of the sheep that in order to repay them for saving his life, it was chuuya's duty to protect them. it was only right, after all, since he was the strongest out of all of them—his responsibility as the strong one was to help the weaker sheep. he then became the infamous "king of the sheep", a title that seemed so glamorous that even one of chuuya's closest friends, shirase, desired that status. he was placed on a pedestal by his peers, and was removed from them to the point that shirase actually forgot that chuuya was his age, a kid just like him.

"chuuya's the one who did the fighting. chuuya dealt with the pain... and it only made sense. he's powerful, and he was simply fulfilling the duty he had as someone with that kind of power.

"but he's somehow weaker than usual now... i've never seen him like that. he looks just like a regular guy my age.

"wait, no—he doesn't just look like one. he is my age. he's a boy just like me."

then he was tragically ripped away from the sheep in a deal with the mafia in order to protect them. chuuya was forced to join the mafia, and it was there that he exchanged a few words with mori. mori said that a leader, even with all the power they have, is a "slave" to it because they must sacrifice their everything towards the organisation's cause. chuuya admits that is what he was lacking as the sheep king, and swears allegiance to mori.

but was that really something chuuya was lacking? wasn't chuuya already working himself to the bone for the sake of the sheep, all because that was his assigned duty? he had already dedicated his everything to the sheep, and he was doing it again with the mafia, only this time, the power dynamics have shifted. instead of being the king, chuuya was now the servant.

chuuya became mori's subordinate because he felt as though he wasn't good enough as a leader. he did everything he could for them, and yet, the sheep fell apart because of him. for this, he harbours immense guilt over not being able to perform his duties. this guilt of not doing enough is worsened by the death of the flags.

"this is your fault, chuuya." (shirase) glared at chuuya with a smile still on his face. —fifteen

"then why did he kill them?"

"i believe verbalising the reason would be meaningless."

"answer me! ...you're a machine, aren't you?! then give me a perfect, objective answer!"

..."because of you, chuuya."

...silence.

"yeah, it is my fault." —stormbringer

chuuya still wholeheartedly believes that it's his responsibility to save and protect others because of the strength he was born with, and he constantly beats himself up over not doing enough. the thought of failing others scares him. it's possible that this trait of his is part of the reason why detective murase wished to "bring him into the light".

despite being one of the youngest port mafia executives in history, chuuya has a peculiar affinity towards the "light". this is made even more interesting when you consider that his former partner, dazai, the "demon prodigy" with blood that is "mafia black", ended up on "the side of good" by joining the armed detective agency. dazai and chuuya are meant to be foils—will chuuya eventually follow dazai to the "light"? or will they always be each other's complete opposites, with chuuya, naturally drawn to helping the weak, on the side that brings harm, and with dazai, not truly understanding the importance of morality, on the side that saves others?

speaking of chuuya's relationship with dazai, their tumultuous and difficult history may be the key to chuuya's development (that is, if he survives this current arc). despite having an unwavering "hatred" for dazai, chuuya eventually surrendered into becoming his partner, and they never would have become the infamous double black if it wasn't for their firm trust and loyalty in each other. that all came crashing down, however, when dazai betrayed the port mafia, as well as chuuya.

the fandom has yet to see chuuya's true reaction to this sudden abandonment, but people seem to have split themselves into two very distinct camps. fanon interpretation seems to be either, "chuuya completely broke down after losing dazai and was never able to function as a person ever again" or, "chuuya is a total bad-ass who doesn't need to rely on dazai whatsoever and was 1000% emotionally stable after he left".

in reality, it was probably a mix of both. losing dazai was certainly not the end of the world for chuuya, and seeing how he's still a feared mafia executive indicates that he was able to keep himself together for the most part. still, dazai was an important person to chuuya and his development as a person; he was the one constant in chuuya's life since they were fifteen, and it wouldn't be completely unfair to believe that chuuya was emotionally distraught over experiencing one more loss.

on the other hand, this is not the first time chuuya has experienced loss. time and time again we have seen him recover and get through life as well as he can. however, in the case of the death of the flags, he was pressured by the likes of adam and mori into repressing his grief.

after dazai left the mafia, though, chuuya might have handled his emotions differently. four years is a long time, and chuuya likely went through much reflection about himself and his relationship with dazai, understanding that he doesn't need him, the same way he never technically needed anyone. however, he must have come to accept that dazai mattered much more to him than he initially realised.

chuuya accepting that he can and should exist as his own person outside of his relationship with dazai may be the first step for him to realise that he doesn't have to continue being the mafia's loyal dog. many people have begun speculating that chuuya may end up joining the armed detective agency (if he lives). the armed detective agency is a place where they do not care about the usefulness of their members—instead, they aim to provide their lost members a home and encourage them to help other people. the natural progression of chuuya's arc, if he is to receive a happy ending, would be to join an organisation like the agency to amend the co-dependent dynamics he wound up in over the years. he would fit right in, especially when you consider his natural affinity towards the "light".

i would like to believe there is hope for chuuya. i may end up regretting this prediction, but i can't help but believe that dazai has a plan to save chuuya, and a happy ending is in store for him. it only makes sense that he would finally recognise his own worth, leave the mafia, and pave a better life for himself. but i guess only time will tell.

#this has been sitting in my drafts for too long #sorry if this is incomprehensible #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #chuya nakahara #nakahara chuya #bsd nakahara chuuya #bsd chuuya nakahara #bsd chuya nakahara #bsd nakahara chuya #bsd chuuya #chuuya #soukoku #skk

[natsmagi]

Do you mind explaining the war in great detail for me? It confuses me a lot and I feel like I can never fully understand it

OH MAN. THE ENTIRE WAR ?? IN GREAT DETAIL ???? ME ?????? omg the war has like. So many moving parts and theres so many characters involevd all of which doing what they do for their own unique reasons (which tended to lean selfish) and i am just a mere switchP i do not know the inner-workings of all these guys (plus if i had to sit down and try to psychoanalyze wataru and truly understand what was going on inside that mans head i feel like id evaporate) BUT!!!!! there is actually a section of the enstars wiki COMPLETELY dedicated to the war that you can read! https://ensemble-stars.fandom.com/wiki/The_War

but, to summarize; eichi had always loved idols his whole life and naturally wanted to become one. but when he had enrolled at the esteemed yumenosaki he noticed none of these students took being an idol seriously, which really got to him as eichi could die at any moment, and now he sees no one taking what he had always dreamed of seriously? so he crafted a plan with the help of keito (who has ties to the student council) and tsumugi (who is on good terms with practically everyone) to make the students feel like they could be the heroes rising from the ashes by "defeating the villain" that put yumenosaki in such disarray (even though this was of their own making). And who would be more suitable to play the antagonist against people who are selfish and lazy and dont care to put in effort themselves? why, the newly established Five Eccentrics formed completely against the members will of course! the five eccentrics who are naturally gifted and perfect in every way, unlike the other students who have now become "the underdog." and, since eichi is aware of how lazy these students are, he created a protagonist, Fine, to defeat the five eccentrics. fine was meant to represent the underdogs, hence why eichi made tsumugi officially considered the unit leader since he was the only one who was actually fitting of the title "underdog who came from nothing," and could thus set a greater example than the likes of eichi or hiyori who were born into wealth

the war was eichis meticulous plan to basically save the idol industry? or at least yumenosakis reputation, and eichi needed this done FAST because again; he could die at any minute, and he NEEDED to see it out til the end. and because he needed this plan executed in such a short amount of time he didnt care about spilling blood, ruining relationships, or making himself the villain in the end. eichi is a very self-loathing person, and during the war he had failed to realize that some people might actually genuinely like him as a friend. that part would lead to eichi unintentionally hurting those he held close too such as tsumugi, but his plan also ended up hurting the likes of leo, who he never even wanted to be part of the war to begin with because itd feel like kicking a lost puppy. only for the war to then affect leo probably the greatest of them all, as the events of Checkmate made him a depressed shut-in for half a year or so. once the war was over, the regret eichi felt was so great he didnt think he deserved to live, only for wataru to then show himself to eichi and express a desire for them to join forces and plan a second revolution, where they will be the villains and "defeated" by the shining new idols who will set a better example than they ever couldve

#SORRY IF THIS IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE #SHITS SO FUCKIGN COMPLICATED BUT LIKE #I HOPE THIS HELPS ?? MAYBE ???? A LITTLE ???????? #the war is such a good character study #i should reread the reminiscence stories #if i get shit wrong dont be mad at me pls its been like a year or two since i read all these stories #ask

[edgyandoverzealous]

Bacause Cringe culture is dead and I am back in my FNAF SB phase. Explaining your Kins as the therapist friend but I'm feeling salty so it's all just calling you out. Except I felt bad after a little bit so they each have a funny/lighthearted one calling me out.

Glamrock Freddy

How's those daddy issues doing?

Was he emotionally absent, physically absent, or was he just distant and unaffectionate?

I'm willing to bet he called you superstar once and you immediately started kinning.

Additionally how're those abandonment issues treating ya?

On a scale from 1/10 how displeased were you when Freddy got dragged away by moon 'cause he powered down before he got to the charging station?

You know he originally was gonna turn on you right? That would worsen your abandonment issues, you should thank Scott for that one.

You are the parent friend btw, Ily please bring bandaids and painkillers I'm accident prone and ignore pain until it's unbearable. We may be going to the ER</3

Glamrock Chica

Are you a Lesbian? Or are you the oldest child who uses gentle techniques of sibling-parenting?

How do you feel knowing you probably aren't listened to?

How's your mommy issues doing?

Do you mayhaps think that people won't want you unless you give them something?

Do you feel like no one takes care of you but you always have to take care of everyone else?

How's your relationship with food going? Yeah, me too. Note that chica physically can't eat by the end as well.

Do you even speak/Do you ever shut up?

Scared of overcoddling but also terrified of taking a step back and away because you feel like if you stop they'll all leave you much?

Choir/Band/Theatre kid or grandparent friend with hard candies in their purse that I would eat wrapper and all because intrusive thought said to and shiny.

Roxxane Wolf

So are you a Lesbian, furry, or e-girl simp? Or are you the oldest child who uses more forceful/low-key mean techniques of sibling-parenting?

How's the crippling self doubt and God complex treating you?

How's crying in your room because you yelled at them and said something mean but don't know how to say sorry going?

What about that inferiority complex?

Pushing everyone away because they'll only leave you? Ding ding ding we have a winner.

Burnt out perfectionist?

You're the type of friend whose love language is bullying and play fighting. Be careful you don't make your friend cry, I am the friend that'd cry.

Monty Gator

Self-destructive behavior, pent up aggression and always looking for a reason to fight?

Anger issues much? Or do you just simp for Bonnie's replacement because you saw one too many human Monty edits?

You're probably short too, huh? Just like the fuse you have when given a chance. Or your big and burly which also is terrifying.

How's your constant existential crisis going?

Do you feel like there's a looming expectation that's too big for you to fill over your head?

Do you feel like you're never first choice?

That you're simply a replacement for everyone else?

How about respect? Do you ever give or receive it? No?

Are you always restless? Yeah? Thought so.

You're the protective friend who is willing to throw hands with anyone who disturbs their friends. Me too honestly, I've been held back on multiple occasions because I'm a short queer man and it's in my veins.

Glamrock Bonnie

So are you still sobbing over that one line, you know the one, or are you living on fan theories? Like how are you still kicking?

How's your mental health? Bad? Yeah I thought so.

Anxiety and depression kin you honey? <3

Disasciotiating royalty, you.

You long for something in your past that cannot be changed.

You fall for what you know you can't have and never will be obtained, don't you?

You felt robbed by the game and that's okay. I miss him too.

Sun/Moon

You scare me, legitimately you scare me. Y'alls fandom is legitimately impressive especially for insert types. You have one of every flavor and are insanely good at drawing the skrunglies less skrungly. Good for you.

Additionally how's healing your inner child going?

And those mommy and daddy issues?

I'm sorry you weren't held as a child?

Too busy parenting everyone else to have been cared for the same?

Forced to grow up too fast?

You were definitely a traumatized child. Adults let you down and now you seek comfort in a robot of two extremes as unstable as your adolescence.

You're the "childish" friend. Silly, sweet, and full of fun but you are by no means innocent. That was stolen from you a long time ago.

Also you either can't sleep or you oversleep or both.

Mapbot

You scare me, legitimately you scare me. The scariest bots in the game??? Really??? Those buddies??? Okay???? Honestly the healthiest option tbh.

You are either a troll or a disaster bisexual or an enby.

You cling to people because you don't want them to leave you, but that pushes them away more often than not.

How does it feel to be so underated and the "side character" in your own life?

You blend in wherever you go even when you want to be seen or when you want someone to help you.

By the way how's the constant desperation going? Aren't you tired of being sane? Don't you want to go absolutely feral?

#fnaf sb #glamrock freddy #glamrock bonnie #glamrock chica #montgomery gator #roxxane wolf #kin assigning #mapbot #sundrop #moondrop #this is meant to be lighthearted #im sorry in advance #my entire blog is going to be things like this and im sorry if it's inaccurate #im sorry that Bonnie's is short but the man literally died before game #like what was i supposed to do make them more sad??? #don't hurt me im on your side and in the fandom #sorry if this is incomprehensible #im exhausted

[fatheroffdensen]

at first i felt kinda weird about the 'dethklok hate church' clip bcuz of how theyre portraying toki and it was just surprising is all but i actually think it's a really good thing to be portraying an 'ugly' aspect of trauma and mental health in a more mainstream media and in a way that doesn't glamorize nor shame it. like yes it will be tough for loved ones to deal with but they're still patient and ohh my god i literally cannot fucking wait to see army of the doomstar and how toki's gonna be handled. ohghghr my god. brendon is such a guy.

#just smoked. a lot #sorry if this is incomprehensible #like it makes you sad to see toki like that but it acknowledges the reality of trauma #even if it's a 'cartoon' it handles this trauma in a real way #he wouldn't be just fine and they couldn't just move on from that #the way a lot of other cartoons would handle that!! #and i've never honestly seen a piece of media properly handle the emotional (or entirely mental in toki's case) regression after a (cont) #big trauma. and that's so fucking real. #skwisgaar giving off the vibes of an angsty 14 yr old really hit me #emotional maturity is a fluctuating thing sometimes especially after life changing shit. #gfdkjhjkfdshjkfdsjk im so fucking excited #brendon studies psychology for fucking sure. #or he's just a very emotionally in-touch and smart guy which is also true #metalocalypse is lowkey my little pony for 2000s metalheads

[redplanetroswell]

strangely, discovering and coming to terms with the fact that im not human has actually allowed me to appreciate and value humanity more. im not misanthropic, and i never have been, but i did generally feel disconnected from humanity before. im now able to appreciate aspects of my own humanity, (given that i live among humans, generally act like one, and am very close with many) now that i know this isnt all there is. there is intelligent nonhuman life, yet humans are just as alien as any species, and even if i feel alienated among them, i have such an appreciation for them that i was blind to before. these aspects of myself that made me feel wrong, for some reason, my innate desire for human connection, and yet inability to be one. i understand now that this desire for connection is founded in genuine reasons, and not a last-ditch effort for social interaction, theyre a wonderful species.

#alienkin #otherkin #human lovepost honestly #my speech might be disorganized rn #might rewrite later #sorry if this is incomprehensible

[sing-a-songofsix-pence]

it’s weird to me that so many people ship johnlock bc of bbc sherlock when the original acd dynamic is SO MUCH gayer. like Watson is always saying how much he loves holmes’ hands or whatever (despite being straight up married) whereas in the bbc adaptation they’re literally like ‘no we aren’t dating’ in the most Uncomfortably Straight way.

anyway what I’m trying to say is that imo acd Johnlock seem like they would make out even if they were both straight, but bbc johnlock wouldn’t date even if they were both gay.

#sorry if this is incomprehensible #i have very specific feelings about this ship #and don’t even get me started on how much I dislike the show’s characterisations #or my thoughts about aroace sherlock #bbc sherlock #acd holmes #sherlock holmes #john watson #johnlock #anti bbc sherlock #< just to be safe #sixpence speaks

[zarithial]

hi, kociamieta said i should ask you also because you’re great at naming things so: how did you come up with/decide on the names for your iterator ocs?

ah hi hello! I am not -exactly- sure but... this is an incredibly simplified version of how i go about it but basically... with some explanation i suppose

there are a few forms of iterator names that we see in canon

Looks To The Moon (action based name. Names along this would be things such as "Stalks Endless Oceans") Five Pebbles (numbered object based name. Names along this line would be things such as "Eight Locked Vaults") No Significant Harassment (statement/phrase/descriptor type name. Names along this line could be anything from "A Split Belief" to "Thoughts Without Meaning")

Usually I take the base word I want their nickname to be, say... uhhh Flame. Then I build the name around that. usually picking the type of name as I do. So... Flame of... Flame of Knowledge?... That sounds good but maybe a little longer. Ever-burning Flame of Knowledge. thats good! I'm not exactly good at describing how I go about it but I hope this makes sense

#ask #drake noises #sorry if this is incomprehensible

[sly-fin]

Finished what is out of TFS. Spoilers ahead

My thoughts:

I can’t believe i called it that Glenn is beefing with a 14 year old. He seems to hate Sephiroth for no reason besides jealousy, called a child a cyborg, and said he would never accept Sephiroth cause “he never went through the same brutal training.”

BOY IS THERE A LOT TO UNPACK THERE. But first my Glenn hate.

I fucking hate Glenn. He is literally the encapsulation of everything i find irritating in a person. What made me really hate him is that he refuses to call Matt by his actual name and even after being repeatedly told to not, still does that. (Slay to Matt just not responding to “Professor” that one bit) Which just… really gets on my nerves for personal reasons. And Glenn has repeatedly showed that he is only doing this for the money. Which fair, but the only hint we get as to why is cause someone he i think is related to is in the hospital (i don’t remember exactly i was skimming) which is then immediately followed up immediately with Glenn is broke cause he gambles a lot. So i guess he’s a gambling addict and puts that before whoever he is supposedly doing this for in the hospital. And finally, this most likely 25-30 year old man is beefing with a 14 year old for no fucking reason besides jealousy and his own stupidity. Based on that last section before what’s out of TFS ends, he does not even think to consider “hey why is this kid here and in the army and really fuckin strong?” No, instead he immediately refuses Sephiroth’s help, calls him inhuman, and shuts down what Sephiroth has been through to get to where he is now. So… i think we can guess where Sephiroth questioning his humanity came from. Glenn better do something really really selfless and get his act together or he is probably gonna go down as one of my most hated characters.

Now a bit of positivity and stuff

Sephiroth is such a sweet kid so far. He’s a bit smug about his power but that’s fair. He’s really polite otherwise and just there to do what he was told to do. He seems like he wants to help them and ahg i hope Glenn stops treating him like shit. Little guy needs some positivity in his life.

I also really enjoy Matt and Lucia. Especially Lucia. Love how she just roasts Glenn at every opportunity. It’s great.

#ffvii #sephiroth #ffvii ever crisis #ffvii the first soldier #young sephiroth #ever crisis #ever crisis sephiroth #glenn lodbrok #lucia lin #matt winsord #ever crisis spoilers #its 4 am and i took 10 mg of melatonin i need to sleep #sorry if this is incomprehensible

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

The fact that at the end of "Steps into Shadow", after showing us that Ezra was so close to embracing the Dark, to Falling, they had him literally falling on Reclam Station, only to be saved when he placed his trust in Kanan, who appeared out of the darkness, in a shaft of light?????

#sorry if this is incomprehensible #I'm having so many thoughts about them all at once #Star wars rebels #Kanan jarrus #ezra bridger #steps into shadow #rebels spoilers #It's about the SYMBOLISM #Their relationship is so important and is also the leading cause of my brainrot