#sorry if you're illiterate <3

[patronsaintofhomosandpain]

I'm sick of hearing; "Writing is a refreshing way to cleanse your mind and put you onto a better path."

Babes, this path may have been paved with good intentions, but it was recently patched up with glass shards and used needles.

Also I haven't slept in three days, so here's a list of other bullshit I'm sick of bitches saying to writers.

So much for refreshing.

☆.𓋼𓍊 𓆏 𓍊𓋼𓍊.☆

Feckin Friday 22/03/24

🐈‍⬛️ 1. "Write what you know."

Okay, yes! You shouldn't bullshit your entire book, but also, don't be confined to only what you know. Do you think I know anything about corpse reanimation? Whelp, that didn't stop me! It's good to learn something new, and it's great for your writing to expand your repertoire. Hell, who knows? You might find your new niche. Besides, research is your best friend.

🦇 2. "But my friend, cousin, neighbor, cat's best friend's sister in law's spouse wrote their book in (a ridiculous small amount of time)!"

Well, good for them! They're still going to get slingshot into the sun with the rest of us anyway. Not everybody is the same, and the only thing that ALL writers have in common is that they write things! Find what works for you and tune out the rest of the bullshit, including your own. Don't bully yourself for not writing! We are only on this earth for a very small amount of time. Take care of yourself!

🐦‍⬛ 3. "You have to have a plan/outline/entire plot done before you start writing!"

This is just *ugh* bullshit. Like yeah, sure, if you're a normal person, I guess plot it! But you know what? I've got an illiterate, hyperactive squirrel behind the control panel of my brain, and he's on his sixth line of coke. All I have to say to this is JUST WRITE it'll either all come together when you go over it later or it will be cut. Either way, it's putting words on the page, and that's great practice.

🕷 4. "Writing is your only job, and you have to treat it as such."

Gross. Look, even if someone is lucky enough to be able to write as a full-time job, I guarantee you that writing isn't all that person has does.

A lot of us are parents or keep our houses, most of us are still in school, and a majority of us have to work at least part-time to afford to write!

Writing should be treated as a job in such a way that you take pride in it, but it shouldn't be something you're forced to do.

You know how people say, "If you love what you do, you never work a day."

There ya go.

🕸 5. "Follow this plan!" / "Writing’s easy!"

I have three things to say to that.

Bite me, bite me, bite me, BITE ME.

Look, I am so glad that Stephen King smokes three blunts and eats a pile of shrooms as a part of his routine, I AM SO HAPPY THAT WORKS FOR HIM! But it's not gonna work for me and it's probably not going to work for your poor stressed out little writer friend who is six months behind on sleep and is trying to catch up with shots of espresso and tall boys of redbull. We know you mean well, and we really appreciate hearing new things to try. Don't get that twisted! But I'm sorry, there is just no gospel or quick fix to writing.

What's some other shit you're sick of hearing people say? Come on! Let's trauma bond!

#writeblr #writers on tumblr #writerscommunity #writing #writblr #writer things #writers #writerscorner #writerslife #book blog #writing stuff #creative writing #writer life #feckin friday

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

First, I must inquire, what do you think are tan's and lem's real names? 

Now imagine this, his wife having really good acting skills, enough to convince everyone that she's just a terrified civilian looking for help, keeping her act up until she gathers intel from them. Feel like lem would also be so proud of her.

Tan prefers calling you, but when he can't, he'll either send the softest messages or fast typed ones with tons of spelling mistakes "My pretty girl, you're going to be the death of me." responding to the selfie you just send, "Thsi fycking twat jsut ruined m y dress shrit!". But imagine a group chat with these two. Lem and I share the same braincell so we'll disscus the silliest stuff and he'll just butt in to say "will you two please think before typing on this group chat"

Childhood friends to lovers with tan? He'll protect you even if it means he'll get an ugly wound, but it's ok because you'd always patch him up and give him an earful. It doesn't take long for lem to figure it out and pushes him to confess. And he'll be so cute too "How 'bout I take you to dinner after? " "Ask me again when you're not bleeding from your stomach." You two end up eating at home because you only just started taking missions and can't afford a 5 star restaurant. Speaking of protecting, when he finds out your carring his child, he won't let you take any missions. "They're having a baby?" asks a confused ladybug, "I'd be more surprised if they didn't." is all lem can say before he notices his brothers stare.

It's not a secret he has a big mouth, what if his girl matches that but in a more, classy way? "I'm sorry sir but I must inquire, what's with your illiterate way of thinking?" and he butts in "She means why are you so fucking dumb." All while proudly smiling.

I'm going to finish this with the most heartbreaking angst. Instead of Tan finding Lem "dead", they both survive but his wife dies. They're a trio but split up to look for the briefcase. The twins somehow get the it back and decide to put it on red so now they're looking for her all over the empty train. They finally find her and all he can do is stare at her before droping to his knees, bringing her close to him. It hits him like a train so he breaks down, screaming and crying as he hugs her. Lem somehow finds the power in himself to place the Edward sticker in her palm.

Phew, sorry this was a lot, if anything else comes to mind I'll saved it for later so that like you said, you're not spamming people's dash. Sorry for any spelling mistakes (you know who to blame). It means a lot that I get to share my ideas with you and your followers. Anyway, going to rewatch Bullet Train tonight, can't believe it's already been a year since I've first seen it on the big screen. Kisses, 💺 anon.

hii, sooo…

1. that question has been picking at my brain for a year!!! I genuinely cannot think of what they’re called, I wanted to make a post and ask everyone a while back, but if anyone has any thoughts or ideas for their names please PLEASE comment them, im dying to know. something british/ criminally english that’s all I know😭 ironically, I feel aaron suits

2. ughhh I love that!?! he’d be super proud, silently cheering her along. like a subtle nod or quick wink

3. the spelling mistakes aaahhh love that!!? also feel like the 3 typing dots would be there for ever, like he’s replying then doing something assassiny then typing again, and it’ll all be mumble jumble. he’d get annoyed at the two of you messaging eachother in the group chat but I feel he secretly loves it. also think he has trouble talking sometimes, so he likes to have the social aspect without it being awkward for him (if that makes sense) ardgsh and he’s such a flatterer I just know it!! sweet girl, pretty girl… MY SWEET GIRL!?! MY PRETTY GIRL🫠

4. love it!! and the element of being besties and knowing everything. omg imagine you go on dates with other guys (before liking liking tan) and he’s always really jealous but he hides it bc he wants you to be happy etc, but he maybe kinda sabotages it so he can have you all to himself heehe. he definitely reacts before thinking, especially if you were involved (and got hurt) super caring cute sweet innocent kinda guy, right? completely innocent bbg

5. “why are you so fucking dumb?” HAHAHAHA love it!! but yes!!! he’s got that cockney ‘charm’ so he gets right to the point. and I love that she matches his vibe (but just in a more feminine classy, femme fatale way)

6. that is heartbreaking!?! why would you write that🥲🥲🥲🥲 im just kidding, but that is a horribly sad idea

7. you’re very sweet!! and tysm for sharing your ideas!! and yes, if you have more, send em over. heheh guessing your hamster😭 ive been wanting to rewatch it for ages, I just need to do it bc I miss it lol. that year has gone quick omg?!

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hope everything I said makes sense😭 apologies if it doesn’t

#💺 #tangerine #tangerine x reader #tangerine headcanon

[dual-fantasy]

duncan is simultaneously the funniest fucking guy and super tragic to me. i think hes The Worst Ever because its a way of acting out against his dad. funniest shit ever and devastating. Everything about duncney as a whole leaves me in hysterics and also clutching my chest crying punching holes into the walls. he is killer phoebe bridgers to me. can the killer in him tame the fire in (various romantic partners he swore were the one then broke up with 2 days later). or is there nothing left to do for them. hes sick of the chase but hes hungry for blood. and theres nothing he can do. hes a dog motif in a really specific street dog way you just have to understand. in a wolf way, even. but in a rabid stranded starving way. he is the only heartbreaker as well btw. he'll be the loser in this game he'll be the bad guy in the play. eric is a duncney song but in a way you would not expect. it is the duncney duncan pov song ever actually. she can come closer he'll let her hurt him how she chooses. this view of her of the top of her head makes him forgive her. her skin cries a soft weep like his. his price how about just a part of her cause he wants. shouldve been me is THE duncney/gwuncan song ever. courtney pov. when she saw the girl looked just like her and it broke her heart the lengths he went to have her to get to have her. cause she hasnt given him what he needs. he wanted her but couldnt reach her. so he went into his memory and relived all the ways he still wants her. shes sorry it shouldve been her. thought ive had in my head for over a year. its literally Them. a loving feeling is the aleduncan 90th breakup song. theyre compatible but only behind closed doors. they mean a lot to me actually jsut like . In General duncan and duncan ships by extension are mitskipilled. mitskimaxxing, even. GRAVE DOG!!!!

frrrr you're so real but if im going to comment on Duncan I need to confess something. Ive never finished watching action. ive gotten to like ep 20 I still have literally never finished it. I know that he has a lot of moments in there but I haven't finished it for some reason. I understand you but also I'm not as insane. feel free to keep screaming about him because I completely trust your opinion . I'll probably finish action soon because you are dragging me into the duncan hellhole. I love characters who are so silly and stupid and also absolutely devastating if you think about it too hard. literally peak characters.

dog motif but in the way that he was abandoned by everyone because they weren't aware he was actually a wolf. he keeps finding new homes but he gets kicked out after a day. he's rabid and scary and he's desperate for a secure home, but he can't admit that because it goes against his nature. everything hes ever known.

I love duncney too btw. Courtney is such an interesting character to me but I cannot put it into words. I love her though. absolutely love her. she's so complicated and nuanced. Courtney is for the intellectuals (joking). same with gwuncan.

also I'm insane about aleduncan. not to be kind of basic but they're everything to me. they can only be with eachother if they're alone. insane about them

I don't have any song recommendations bc school has been fucking my ass recently. moving to an online school while being tech illiterate is actually horrible </3 but your music taste is soooo good. actually top tier. real and genuinely incredible. he's mitskimaxxing, lushpilled, puberty2mogging. grave dog you're so real always

#im exhausted btw so this is. probably incomprehensible. just know you're so true #total drama #tdi #total drama action #total drama island #tda #td duncan #td duncney #td #🪦🐕

[belethlegwen]

The Rescue - Chp 54 - That Dark Old Friend [+ Life Update]

Hey there everyone!

So sorry about the delay in updates since the Christmas season, there's a lot of shit to blame for it and I'll get into it in more detail, but in short this was a wildly busy Christmas season where I had 0 time to write between work and family stuff from like, November-end of December, and then a whole lot of house shit started happening and I've been unbelievably stressed since just before New Years.

Longer details and stuff below the cut for people who are interested, but in short the important details are:

Updates to works on AO3 may be at random times with long delays between for the coming year. Can't be sure, but for now that's how things are looking while I have way too much shit going on IRL.

Please enjoy this little chapter for now, and if you're up for a long winding journey about why it felt like all of my hair has been falling out for two weeks, meet me below <3

So the Christmas season at my job was wildly busy, on top of that there's some issues going on there between the business owner I rent space from and the person who owns the building. It's a mess, for a while it looked like/still kinda looks like we're going to have some major issues with the lot clearing what with winter being a major issue where I live in the Frozen Nor'Atlantic. That was all bad enough.

I had been told back in the fall by my landlord, who I've been renting from for 10 years now, that her mortgage was up for renewal in January and that it looked like it was going to go up a hot amount. Rates are super fucking high in Canada right now, shit's bad, the mortgage specialist at the bank I was talking to yesterday said that it's bad enough they legitimately expect the government to be stepping in soon to do something about it before it's a crisis (or more of a crisis because personally, it's already a fucking crisis and has been, but I digress). She warned me the rent was going to have to go up, I told her I expected it, I knew it was going to happen, she's been amazing to me for 10 years, if it's gotta go up it's gotta go up, I get it.

This past fall is when my partner Zip came to visit for 6 weeks and we got engaged, and when we started to plan to move them up here so we could start immigration and the like, which we were aiming to do for the beginning of this summer.

So as we're gearing up to New Year's and everything, I am expecting to deal with the start of immigration application readying, and expecting rent to increase. December 27th, I got a message from the landlord that uh, someone wants to buy the house (as an investment property and keep the renters) and despite her best efforts to try and bounce around and get a lower mortgage rate, it didn't work out and she's going to have to sell either way. So we suddenly had to get the house ready to be listed and viewed.

Viewings were fucking hell, by the way. While priority for accepting the offer was going to someone who wanted to take the property over and keep the renters in place, Real Estate agents just want the fucking sale, so being in my home while people are wandering around it scaring my cats and talking about how my bedroom was going to be the kid's room and my office was going to be turned into something else? Shit time, don't recommend. Not to mention the agents that were showing up half-hour not just away of their own scheduled appointment but a half hour outside of when viewings were actually permitted to happen.

I'm glad we have such high paying careers available for people who are, apparently, fucking illiterate, but I was getting extremely rude to agents and their desperation for a sale by the end of it. Someone tried to show up yesterday after a offer was accepted literally the night before and we sent them packing fine enough, but now anytime the rain hits the gutters too hard I think someone is walking into my home so that's fun.

We have signs all over the house about keeping doors closed to keep the cats inside, including one on the back door (where it isn't an enclosed porch) that says in extremely large lettering Access To Patio From Outside ONLY, and there were still at least two agents that opened the back door, so. Nightmares all around.

An offering has been accepted, the person who is hopefully going to buy wants to keep us as tenants, and I'm locked in a lease until later this year anyway. Things are at least, as of yesterday when I got the confirmation that an offer was in that stage, stable now that I didn't throw up this morning. Hooray! It's been hell. I can not stress enough that this has been hell.

It still leaves the later part of the year up in the air a lot, because new landlord may still want us out at the end of the lease of whathaveyou, and between now and then I am flying down to America to drive across that wild country with a car full of stuff to move my fiancee here, then we gonna get immigration rolling and the employment switchover and everything else. My Dad has been a massive rock for me during this time in terms of trying to keep me level, and as he says: "this is all just one-step-at-a-time things. You're just keeping ducks in a row".

And as I keep saying: "Yeah but I've got a lot of fuckin' ducks, man."

So that's the kind of thing that's in the air right now for me. Lots and lots of stuff going on. I'm still picking away at writing but to make things easier on myself, I'm going to not stress about any kind of schedule or the like right now and just play with whatever flows come when I have them and have the time/ability to focus on them in the few quiet moments I have between all of the other stuff.

Much love to all of you, thank you all again as always for the wonderful comments you've all left, the kudos, the people who reached out, all of it. You're wonderful <3

Take care of yourselves out there,

~ Belle

#The Rescue #AO3 Update #g/t #giant/tiny #giant tiny #gentle giantess #gt #g/t author #g/t writing #gtauthor #author thoughts #big little thoughts #IRL update #life nonsense #real estate agents have no fucking respect for your time #the one that lied to my face THREE TIMES IN A ROW in just a matter of minutes still fucking gets me #And she drove a fucking Tesla so #that says more than I'd want it to to me #'I have a written confirmation for the time' No you don't #'I wasn't expecting anyone to be home' you pulled up in front of my house while I shoveling and salting the driveway and saw me come inside #'I'm gonna step outside and call the listing agent to clear this up' she did no such thing #fucking hell man

[shepherds-of-haven]

I'm new to the IF and finally tried playing the alpha-My MC specialises in wild magic and I literally went D: when I was talking to the ironhead (?) near the Reach right before Naolin shot an arrow. I am also an illiterate mess and actually thought the ahfuri were large cattle-like creatures until it mentioned they have paws and I felt like I was a clown-I actually laughes about it for a minute. Other than my tomfoolery, I really love the IF so far (esp trouble <3) and sorry for my bad english as its not my first language!

Sorry about the ironhorn, that part was inadvertently brutal 😭 And haha, I'm so glad you're enjoying the alpha build! I always like seeing people's different interpretations of what an ahfuri is XD Thank you so much for your kind words, and your English is wonderful!

#Shepherds of Haven #alpha build #alpha preview #spoilers #mild #chapter 4 #<3

[snacksworth-real]

Why howdy there! I saw the hubbub about this site and decided I oughta give it a try, ohoho. I've heard from the folks at the lovely school I'm at that it's cool to say your pronouns, so I use He/Him!

//IM SORRY I ONLY HAVE ONE JOKE AND THAT'S WIDE SNACKSWORTH IM SORRY

I'm pleased as punch to be on here! Feel free to chat with ol' Snacksworth here about anything. Ooh, and to any of you Blueberry students on here- I've heard through the grapevine that my special snacks have been quite popular with you all lately. If you're ever by the entrance, feel free to swing on by and pay me a visit! I'm always eager to yammer on about tales from my youth!

That's all for now. Ta!

//hi howdy howdy wheeeeee save me/silly

-The blog being 'Untitled' is in character dw. He's a little tech illiterate

-I have no idea what I'm going to do with this, but we ball regardless

-No NSFW

-Talk to him about snacks and meeting god I think???

-love you <3 blog ran by @skrelpson

-This version of Snacksworth is also related to a certain Gillian Monet Snacksworth and Jimmy Buffet. That means absolutely nothing to you if you're not chronically in the loop so my b

#pkmn irl #rotomblr

[jerry-loves-you]

Who is this illiterate anon hater???? Tff?? He's not even spelling things right? I'm sorry you had to go through that 😔 you're an amazing person who deserves better 😚 don't let it get to you.

Uk Taylor Swift one said "and the haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate. But I'm just gonna shake shake shake shake shake, shake it off, i shake it off" 🩷✨

It’s okayyy sweetie! We move on

Hope you had a good Sunday <3

#asked and answered

[commodore-norrington]

What you just posted isn't facts. It's feelings. Feelings do not override facts. The genitals of a person have long been established as the determining factor for sex and gender since the beginning of time. Just because you FEEL like you're a different sex than what you were born as doesn't make it so. You can stand in a garage all your life and call yourself a car, but that doesn't mean you are. Sorry, but it's the truth.

Some cultures pre-colonization had 3+ genders and Greek mythology had trans people 👍 just because you're historically and scientifically illiterate doesn't mean the rest of us aren't allowed to read.

"since the beginning of time" wow single celled organisms had genitals that's amazing! Gtfo my ask and do some actual academic research.

#anyways im not responding to any further transphobia #this shit is so easy to research #at this point its an active choice to ignore biologists psychologists historians archaeologists anthropoloists #like look up third genders in history #look up how complicated human hormones and chromosomes are #intersex people arent a new thing #this shit has never been simple #and we now have evidence that prehistoric hunters were not one particular sex #use google #jstor has free access if you sign in with a Gmail account #free academic research!! #i aint wasting my time arguing on tumblr #stay out of my ask box

[rhythmgamer]

hi shashi. if you're playing nightbringer do you wannabe friends <3 my id is 4030481721 !! (and if we're already friends and i haven't noticed then uh. disregard this. i can be illiterate sometimes)

ah im on nightbringer!! though I don't think I'll be active sorry uni is busy </3 still I sent you a req go look!! I'll try to login and send AP everyday :3

[ursbearhug]

Addendum to my previous statement:

I've got to meet boyfriend of my friend yesterday. Second time. Though, this time they're actually together rather than playing some 6D chess.

And that's why I'm kind of getting "love can blind us" bit. Because yeah! You have to be dumb, blind and deaf to look at that guy and be like "yeah, he's fuckable and dateable, yup".

It's like "here, have this unkind, unsavour jackass, dumb as a brick, skull thick as a wall and dryest sense of humour" and you're eating this shit up. Girl if I wanted to date a haystack, I would just do that without all the unnecessary extra steps. I did 3 hours of mental gymnastic to figure out what's likeable about him before realising it's not my business and spare the remaining braincells.

Like sorry gurl but your partner is unlikable and unfuckable, sorry you got here but yeah.

I especially like the way he feels threatened by me as if I'd fuck my friend and his girlfriend. And it's like. Just because every time you talk to a woman is because you want to sleep with her, doesn't mean everybody else does so as well. Respect a girl without having access to her body challange level 100. "Oh no! Another male specimen is talking about sex and joking about dicks with my propet- girlfriend! He must be faking his asexualness and is trying to get into her pants!".

Sweety, if I really wanted to, I would have done so ages ago. But again, I have more purpose in life than segz with females. I at least have jokes that are funny and can make her laugh for 3 hours straight. Your jokes have no punchline, can only work on a 6th grader, are here to belittle someone. You want to be me so bad.

Also I do not appreciate you look down on me so hard. You're gonna break your neck trying to look down on me. I don't even know why are you looking on the ground, I'm right here jackass. I swear people will grow to be 1,9m and think they're superior species.

Also also, I like how his ex partners are being considered "unreasonable" or "crazy" because they don't want their partner to live in open or polyamorous relationship. While, all that really is to it is; they're not comfortable with it. And even then! I wouldn't be comfortable being someone's fleshlight, while he's racking up side hoes, with understanding of safe sex of a illiterate, 16th century, French disease ridden peasant, either. I really really hate to be that guy, but relationships are not beginning and ending with sex. If you just want somebody to screw while you're off duty and have 0 intentions of dealing with any and all emotional and psychological needs of your partner, I recommend previously mentioned fleshlight or looking for fuck buddies (whom you'll most likely dismiss and treat with disdain, as per common for any sexually free and active girl) instead of masquerading yourself as big and woke polyamorist. I wish my feminism also hanged and dangled on a horsehair, you absolute trashbag.

Like, I get the need to paint him in good colours and show off in best light but so far his only redeeming quality is his 'strive' to get his doctorate. I've seen dead grass with more personality.

#percy does things #will delete later

[bigbraincel]

🎨✨🗣️

OC: Feren (aka my Tav from Baldur's Gate 3)

🎨 Is your OC artistic? Can they draw or paint or do they prefer another medium? Are they a writer or musician or do they do something else? Give us a quick run down of what they can get creative with!

Yes!! Feren loves the creative arts in general: acting, story telling, playing music, dancing, singing, drawing and painting. He just can't write as he's illiterate. Feren is... passable at playing a lute, but he's a lot better at singing or dancing to music than playing it. He also loves telling stories, the more dramatic the better, but he only really knows of orally-told folk tales that are easy to memorise rather than complex & esoteric prose. He's able to perform in plays by memorising lines that are read out loud to him or he just wings it and improvises.

As he's not part of a guild, he has relatively limited access to the tools he needs for painting or drawing, although he's pretty good at scavenging materials for himself.

He has a shabby sketchbook with paper made from clothing rags of hemp or linen (that he's usually nabbed from wherever he can find it). He also uses his druid skills to source things from the natural world. For a canvas, he'll often use slate or bark, chalks for sketching, and pigments from ochres and flowers for paint. His bedroom walls are covered in bright colours that he's been adding to bit-by-bit over the years, depicting an emerald forest kingdom (which may or may not resemble what was once his home).

✨ If your OC were a deity of some kind, what would they represent? What do they look like? How are they worshipped and what offerings would they expect? What are their places of worship like? Their followers? Their teachings?

ooo love this question for a d&d setting

Feren is the Guiding Light, or Star-Wolf, God of starlight, guidance, reunions and protection. He shines light into wherever it is darkest; much like constellations have helped navigate people for many years, Feren helps those who are lost to find their way or reunite with loved ones. In his usual elven form, Feren wears little, save for the golden leaves that adorn his body. On his blond hair is a halo-like crown. His skin is covered in tattoos of constellations that glow whenever he feels strong emotion. He wields two things; his famed lantern, which is said to have captured starlight that can illuminate any darkness, and a sword with a blade made not of metal, but a window into the galaxies. His other form is a giant wolf made of celestial matter. As for offerings, he simply expects a lit match, candle or lantern. He can be worshipped anywhere, but usually at night or in dark temples where the contrast between light and dark is more apparent. He often gains followers in moments of desperation (whether they are figuratively or literally lost). His followers wear white, yellow, blue and black and are usually clerics, paladins or druids. They usually act as guides through dangerous or unknown lands.

🗣️ What are the most painful words that can be said to your OC to utterly break them? What are the words that you could tell them to cheer them up? Maybe some advice to give them the boost they need!

"I know what you really are. You're a murderer. If you hadn't been so reckless, so weak, so foolish, you could've saved them. But you ruin everything you touch, most of all yourself. You went from a prince to a whore. It's almost impressive how far you've fallen. So pathetic... nothing but broken goods."

^ something along those lines would hit right in the self-loathing that Feren tries so hard to repress. It would be pretty hard to cheer him up after that lol, but not impossible. Telling him that he isn't being judged, his trauma isn't his fault, and that he deserves happiness & love is a start. It'll take a while, but he will slowly start to believe it.

ksdjfklsf grimmy i am SO sorry about the novel, thank you for asking and thank you even more if you actually read any of this 😂

#tw: trauma #tw: anti-SW slur #oc #grimmy88 #writing #ask #feren #bg3 #baldurs gate 3

[wooahaes]

I think I just sent an ask? Hopefully it went through. Genuinely confused if I did or not. I want to support writers, but I wasn't sure if reblogging is the way to do it? Does it benefit you at all? Sorry if that's a really stupid question, please feel free to ignore it. I really like your fics, keep it up! But also take care of yourself first! Sorry for rambling and also sorry for being so technically illiterate!

as you'll either see or have already seen, it went through! thank you for checking though <3 nothing wrong with that btw tumblr does eat asks sometimes (i meant to answer this earlier btw alongside the other one, but i heard thunder and i needed to wash my hair so i prioritized that and chose to do that sooner rather than after a storm <3)

reblogging is the best way! like june said in her reblog of that ask, it can be super scary to reblog fics when you first start out! (june also said that she uses mobile so if you need any help there, feel free to ask her!! she's super duper nice so no need to be afraid <3). you don't always have to leave tags if you don't want to, but i think a lot of writers do enjoy that engagement (asks + replies are also welcome too! sending an ask on anon about things is 100% fine if you're shy). likes don't get out work out there for other people to find as much as reblogs do, after all. but if you're worried about making comments or something, please know that i think most writers are 100% fine with anon asks talking about what you enjoyed n whatnot!! i definitely am and i'm pretty sure my mutuals are too :0

thank you sooooo much tho!!! ur literally so sweet!!! take care of yourself as well <3

don't be sorry for asking questions btw! i'm happy to help when i can <3

#wooahaes.ask #asks.anon #i love interacting with ppl too <3

[harmfulgod]

I'm sorry for all the rude and well , rather illiterate asks you're getting :-( , I don't believe anyone deserves that sort of treatment from anyone else .

if it makes you feel better , I find myself rather fond of you ! I would say , perhaps in a parasocial way , but I find myself with many urges to take care of you and love you much like I would with a partner . I think you're very beautiful , inside and out .

Much love , your dearest , Columbina <3

don't worry, i don't care about such humanoid animals whose purpose in life is to boost their ego at the expense of others who are beneath me and don't deserve anything good in their opinion. luckily it doesn't affect me as i stand on top and don't care about the yapping of everyone below me. the only thing i can allow others to do is to get on their knees and not even look in my direction as they don't deserve it at all.

i feel fine without the support of others as well, as the fact that a person can bring me down to their cockroach level is simply impossible.

of course i am absolutely beautiful.

i don't know what this human love is, but if you like that kind of thinking so much, go ahead. i don't care.

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[leadergorilla]

About me <3

I've gained enough followers now that the porn bots have unionized and approached me with a list of their demands so I decided to make a pinned post about this blog that will be updated at the union's discretion.

Taylor, she/her, D.C. cryptid and dumbest girl alive.

Terfs/minors/chasers DNI you're blocked on site anyway.

I shitpost a lot and have an awful fashion sense.

Love all things punk and goth including making it.

DIY or die

Never grew out of my wannabe skater phase I got when I was a teenager.

Enjoy playing my bass and messing around in Ableton live

I post a lot about the music I like and I also happen to have a terrible taste in music as well so sorry in advance :/

I also post a lot about WLW/Sapphic dyke shit and gay stuff in general.

Identify personally as Bi rn mostly because I can't decide if I think androgynous guys/enbys are attractive or if I just want to copy their style. 90/10 preferring girls however.

I post NSFW stuff too on occasion no matter how badly tumblr wants to ban and desexualize queer people and their kinks.

Again for the reason above, DNI if you're a minor, thanks.

Raised with unrestricted computer access as a child and terminally online and slowly becoming illiterate as a result.

Marijuana addict, fuck you.

~No one ever reads these things so thank you if you did~! (❛‿❛✿̶̥̥)

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[treadmilltreats]

3 Steps to a healthier you

It's not a mystery on how to live a healthier lifestyle. People make it seem like, "Ohhh, I don't know how to do it, I'm not a gym rat, or I don't have time."

Yes, I hear that all the time, and really, they are just excuses. So today, I will unlock all the secrets to a healthier you.

Step 1:

Get up and do something! Anything!

Yes, I get it. You don't have time, but somehow, in the morning, you can tell me about the five new TV shows you watch equaling up to 5 hours?

But yet you don't have a 1/2 hour to exercise? Really? I was a night child but not last night! If you really want it, you would be doing it.

So, to recap step 1, do something!

Step 2:

Change your attitude.

Yes, to become healthier, you need to change your attitude. Stop saying I can't run, I can't go to the gym, I am too heavy, too old, have a bad back, bad knees, whatever your excuse is, fill in the blanks...I've heard it all.

If you read my blog, I said I've worked out with a broken arm, broken leg, broken toe, carpal tunnel, hurt shoulder, you name it.

I worked out while it was hurting. You just change and modify until you get stronger.

This step is the most crucial as your brain tells you what you can and can not do. If you think you can do it, you will!

Check out the Youtube video where the marathon runners collapsed right before they got to the finish line. You will see their legs were like jello. They tried to get up only to fall back down over and over, but they were so determined to finish that they crawled to the finish line. Yes, their bodies said they couldn't do it, but their minds said, "Oh yes, you can!"

Step 3:

Start eating right.

I was a Pepsi addict. I drank 2, 2 liters a day! Yes, you read that right 2, 2 liters a day. I ate junk, I never ate veggies unless it came with my bloody Mary. Hey, I thought that counted, and the only fruit I ate was orange juice to take my aspirins with for my hangover.

When I became clean, I stopped drinking. I cut my soda to one can a day, then to 5 cans a week, to 3 and now I will maybe have a can on the weekends or with pizza, (Sorry, it's a New York thing, pizza with soda) but if you bring a 2 liter in my house, it's over for me. I will drink the whole thing.

So you have to know your limits, don't buy Oreos if they are your weakness, buy a small pack. You need to start small. I started eating salads. I hated them but kept trying new things in them, it made them better.

I stopped going to the drive through, I made my lunch and brought it to work every day, so I stayed on track. No,it didn't come overnight, and no, it wasn't easy.

Look, if you want sugar coating, then read someone else's blog. How many times have I told you? It's not easy because if it was, everyone would look like a sports illiterate model. Let's get real here! But I am here to tell you nothing feels as good as when you accomplished something you set your mind to, and you know you did it!

When I crossed the finish line on the triathlon I did (Yes, it was a wuzzy one but still a triathlon), I was so proud! Me, the person who was afraid and sucked at swimming, who hated to run, was crossing the finish line of something I never dreamed I could do! The feeling was beyond words!

So today, my friends, that's it, 3 easy steps to change your life and become healthier. Yup, that's it! Surprised, huh?

Yeah, so was I. I know some may be thinking, you're lying, there has to be more, but there's not.

1. Get up, move, and do something. Find something you enjoy, bike, yoga, Zumba, running, whatever it is, just get moving.

2. Change your attitude, and get rid of negative people. Tell yourself, yes, you can!

3. Start to change your eating habits, cut off fast foods, and eat healthier!

Sorry to bust your bubble, but that's it! So change your life today. It's never too late to take 3 small steps to a better life!

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[alethiometry]

ofmd stede bonnet doesn't own slaves. however, iirc multiple black sails characters have a hand in the slave trade. so if BS fans don't like ofmd they can just continue to not like it instead of acting as if they have a moral high ground because glass houses, buddy. (this isn't directed at you, but at the BS fans who've sent threats to my friends all day)

yeah I can't speak to ofmd because like I've said everything I know about it is whatever makes it past my blacklist but you're right that black sails fans really aren't doing the show any favors by conveniently forgetting that (1) jack literally sends vane out to capture slaves to rebuild the fort which is a HUGE plot point in early season 3, and (2) in the same season flint or billy tells silver that the walrus crew has sold as many slaves as they have rescued.

I'm sorry to hear that your friends have been receiving hate. I have definitely seen some extremely bad-faith and/or media-illiterate takes by ofmd stans regarding black sails, but that doesn't warrant threats and the opposite is probably also happening on parts of Tumblr that I'm not a part of. I do think some of the absurd trash talk in the tags of that post (flint wearing stede bonnet like a jacket or whatever) are really fucking funny, but at the end of the day it's just a stupid poll and really isn't that deep

#anyway hashtag flintsweep lets go #keep the trash talk to fictional characters or historical figures please its more fun that way