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nineliabilityrisk · 8 months
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[ send a " ⭐ " and i will list muses i would be interested in throwing at yours ]
[ asked by @muutos ]
this one took a while to get to bc i realized how much i wanted birdie to interact with some of ur muses and then got distracted with trying to set up her blog and stuff but im here to answer this now hopefully . my brain is still all over the place please excuse me
[formatting is "your muse - my muse(s) i would like to see with them"]
vanessa - sb verse mikey :] torment this little shit. because the concept of these two interacting is so fucking hilarious im so happy the movie brought it up and this way it doesnt even have to be movieverse. also i NEED her and birdie to interact so so so bad im trying so hard to finish up birdies sideblog its taking forever but i wanted the chance to give them a lil separate space to themselves. uh who else. i have glambun and cassie of course, she can have fun with them, and joshton also has a sb verse!! i know i never talk about him but id love love love to introduce him with vanessa or one of ur other muses
henry emily - cmon. i love your henry so much id willingly throw literally ANY of my muses at him i <3 him. ive already spent eons talking abt how much i love the potential dynamic between him and michael because i DO, so so so much. also just like i said to nic, he can interact with literally any of my animatronics whenever. i NEED interactions with him and lefty there is something so personal about those two. and of course ciarán goes without saying. your henry already gave him too much attention (like. literally one [1] positive sentence so far) and hes already hooked. good luck getting rid of that fucker. hes never letting go. sorry you shouldve known better than to be sweet with him (/lh)
mangle - im ngl i would love to have interactions with them and one of my withered animatronics. or jeremy, yknow,,, before Shit Goes Bad. could be fun. joshton Also has a verse where he works in the fnaf 2 location because i just kinda stick him wherever he would fit so if you wanna use it to traumatize the poor little minimum wage worker go right ahead i think itd be real funny
freddy fazbear - b..bonnie... thats it just bonnie i want the classic duo back i dont care what era. also if you want him to torment mike or josh theyre always up for it, as has been mentioned multiple times
roxanne wolf + glamrock freddy - lumping them together because theyd be interacting with about the same characters. same list as vanessa!!! its so funny because i wasnt interested in sb at ALL before ruin / interacting with you and ur little corner of the rpc and now im. fucken entangled in it. help.
vincent demarco - weve talked abt my interest in him before but like i said every time you rb some musings about him or something i go a little insane. also did you know his birthday is literally one day before mine i just realized it when i checked his bio page. anyway i really wanna toss like. ciar or josh or someone at him at some point just to see what would happen. he just intrigues me i just wanna see whats goin on in that brain of his idk idk
these arent really specific muse matchups but. every time i see you play like. stu or gwen or ar'alani i lose my mind a little and get reminded of all the muses from their medias i could pick up but i have to stop myself bc thats so much WORK. the star wars fixation would be enough to overpower it and make me find someone to interact with ar'alani if it werent for the fact that i havent managed to get my hands on the thrawn books yet and ive never watched star trek so i dont know anything about your interpretation and it makes me so so so upset. anyway this is an open offer (that may not make sense if you havent watched star wars rebels) but if you would like i would pick up ezra bridger to interact with her in a HEARTBEAT. it wouldnt matter how fucking clueless i am because hes clueless as shit too. i am so so sorry if this sounds overbearing or something i do NOT mean for it to be i have just been wanting to play these star wars muses for YEARS now. the star wars community is just so much more terrifying than this little group here. so the fact that someone that i know and trust and have written with before has even Somewhat of a star wars muse has. driven me a little bit insane. (/pos) this is all /nf of course im just. yeah 👍 this probably makes no fucking sense im sorry i am unwell about star wars
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saltyslack-toast · 4 years
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#Knock The Book 2: The Devil All the Time
WELL, I MADE IT TO THE 2nd BOOK REVIEW OF MINE, MEANS THAT I’M A PASSIONATE AND PERSISTENT BITCH, PERIODT. No actually I’m just bored and got really nothing to do, so here I am making judgmental, invalid and uncritical book review just to ease my guilt for doing nothing at home (just so my mom see me working through my laptop).
Okay The Devil All the Time is actually my first English book. The story of how I got this book as a matter of fact is quite irritating and funny at the same time. My uni friend, she saw this book in a modest book bazaar near her hometown. She was reading the title and the word ‘devil’ just remind her of me, she bought it and just gave it straight to me…... I’m sad but like thankful???
It’s a secondhand and hardcover book but I don’t really mind, considering the fact that the quality is still very nice though, except the worn spots stained all over the cover that make the book looks very old. My friend bought this only for RP 25.000, yes dude you’re not misread this shit, it was THAT CHEAP (whoever sell and own this book before me, I really appreciate it). Although if you want to buy the new one, you can get this book for USD 26.95 which converted in rupiah would be RP 407.500, yeah its cost pretty fancy for broke students like us and I don’t know if the book’s supposed to be available in your local bookstore but I think you can find it in worldwide shipping online store like amazon or any other shop perhaps. The book’s cover illustrate a dying white mutt hanging on the ‘log’ and bunch of cross everywhere, the cover is actually make sense when you read the book. It published in 2011 by doubleday in United States of America. The Author is Donald Ray Pollock, and you can find the sum information about his background written on the cover, but based form the book’s cover you can also check his website in donaldraypollock.com but when I checked, I’m not sure if it’s really his website since it just like pest control website (LMAOO I HAD NO IDEA FR). Anyway,
Let’s go breaking down the book!
“… Too much religion could be as bad as too little, maybe even worse, but moderation was just not in her husband’s nature”
The whole story in this book, basically give you portraits regarding the life of lunatics in the time after WWII. Nope, there is no sums up about the events happened in that moment so chill y’all non-historical enthusiast bitches. This book gonna give you a bizarre experience reading it, the first 10 pages of this book was already psychedelic, I assure that shit. Have you watched Games of Thrones series on HBO? It’s chilling right how Ned Stark, the protagonist of the main series died in the first season???? EXACTLY that was the vibes u got after reading the first chapter and get crazier every time u read forward. By the way, this book embodied 7 chapters and 55 sub-chapters, the chapter in odd and even numbers has 2 different main focuses on each characteristic exist, here I sum it up for you:
On the odd numbers chapters (1, 3, and so on), the central story of these chapters is circling among the family of Willard Russel, his Mom Emma and Uncle Earskell and also those 2 insane peeps Roy Laferty and Theodore. Willard Russel used to be a navy army and a bit skeptical dealing with religion issues just like his uncle, but his mom has always been a devoted worshiper. Willard married to the beautiful and kind-hearted women named Charlotte and they was given a son named Arvin Eugene Russel, everything was normal until Charlotte got sick and Willard gone crazy praying to god for his wife’s recovery and poor little Arvin has to suffer the predicament by his own self. Their stories always give me religious-fanaticism-gloomy vibes (is that even make sense??). Don’t even get me started with the life stories of the two brutes-ass man, Roy Laferty and Theodore they were used to be ‘preacher’ in Emma and young Willard’s Church. Nothing I could say further because it’s gonna be a major spoiler for you, but their stories really giving you insights of how frustration and fanaticism allow people to do something beyond their common sense.
“You remember what I told you the other day?” He asked Arvin
“About the boys on the bus?,”
“Well, that’s what I meant, you just got to pick the right time”
On the even numbers chapters (2, 4, and so on), the main tales is pertaining on the journey of Handerson couple, Carl and Sandy. They were like the Bonnie and Clyde but sad and exploitative version in this book. Carl is a ‘photographer’ and sandy working as a waitress in a café called Wooden Spoon (Which the place where Charlotte used to work as a waitress and the place she met Willard for the first time as well). During summertime they got this ‘ritual’ ((but not in a religious way)) where they drive to different states and give a ride to the hitchhikers found on the way, then Carl forcefully offer them to fuck Sandy for free (HIS OWN WIFE) while he took pictures of them fucking and after that Carl kill them and take all the money those hitchhikers got in their pocket (dude I can’t even judge anything). But to be honest, I’m not a fan of these two characters because they were all so ANNOYING to death. And then there is Bodecker Lee who’s a police and also Sandy’s brother, ok that’s it, I’m not gonna give you any spoilers.
“… He went down the street and sat on a bench in a park the rest of the day thinking about killing himself instead. Something broke in him that day. For the first time he could see that his whole life added up to absolutely nothing…”
You might be confused since there are quite a lot of keen characters in this book but there’s a point where all these bitches are relating to each other, so chill y’all impatient gripe-ass. Overall, the flow of the story is undoubtedly interesting for you to keep going throughout the whole story, because every phase gonna make you wondering about next things happened to them. But, the transitions among every chapters is quite uncomfortable for me, because sometimes when the story has reached its climax there is no resolutions coming to solve the problem immediately, and you’re faced to read the new chapter with a whole different setting and characters so it’s kind of ruining the vibes and emotions the book has made me, but again this just my personal preference so please don’t judge (while everything I did right now is judging inaccurately).
“He realized that he would never preach again, but that was all right. He’d never been much good at it anyway. Most people just wanted to hear the cripple play”
However, what I like the most from this book is the deepening of every character exists is so fascinating, even for just the side or supporting character (for god sake I’m sorry idk what to called a character that isn’t the main one), for example a bus driver in Meade, Ohio which Willard talked to when he was on the way home after the war ended, the narration wrapped and portraits the driver’s life perfectly without make us bored, and there’s still a bunch of interesting narration about the life of the side characters in this book that also as odds and intriguing as the main character’s background (jesus, everything happened and everyone in this book is just so strange and peculiar I swear to god). The story finished in a most tragic-beautiful but still gloomy way, even though it’s quite predictable but still a very good closing for me personally. To be noted, on the way to the end of the story, there will be emerge another asshole priest character named Preston Teagardin, ready to shake you up until you finish the book. But still, let’s said this particular ‘last minute character’ has proving that the author is paying so much attention of how the story ended isn’t leaving any 'rush-made' impression (this shit might confused you I’m sorry my English hasn’t got any better *sorry hand sign* *sorry hand sign* *sorry hand sign*). # hashtag attention to the detail bro.
Holy crap, that’s the first time I’m almost able to cut all the bullshit I intend to bring it up here.
This book is one of my top 5 books that you have to read once in a life time (although I haven’t discover the other four, omg im sorry y’all). Little information for you that the first time I read this book (yeah I read it for quite few times) is when the campaign of presidential election era, which in Indonesia the religious are pretty sentimental issues, some of the people in my country suddenly became those annoying fanatical preachers, man I can’t stand it. And this book is just precisely relating to that condition and I get to know at least a glance of what the heck odds things happened in their minds, since you know fanaticism and stupidity doesn’t hit only on particular group of religions, race, gender or anything, we can all be stupid and brainless (especially me because I basically have no brain). There probably quite many scenes that is pretty disturbing to read (I don’t know if people could be triggered by it???? But I guess so) so yeah a bit warning. Overall, I genuinely recommend this book for you guys because every element in this book is almost perfect, the storylines, bold characters, and the RARE AND STRANGE AND SENSITIVE topic promote by the author in this novel is totally a BOOM. Don’t worry reading this book not going to give you those agnostic and atheist vibes HAHA chill I still consider myself a devoted Muslim tho (hashtag masyaallah ukthi).
By the way before I wrapped it up, I hear that this book will be made into a netflix film. WELL, of course I’m excited because the casts are so amazing, and I love Netflix adaptation and I enjoy watch movies as much as I read books (again, unnecessary information of mine *sorry hand sign*). I found that the release date is postponed from the origin plan in 15th May (which is three days ago from I posted this on my page) due to I don’t know perhaps corona because that bitch has ruined everyone in the world’s schedule, but for real I can’t find the exact information regarding to the updated release date, so while you wait the film to launch, why don’t you just go read the book first? I assure you this one not gonna give you any disappointment.
I think that would be it for this 2nd rubbish book review of mine. Although, I think I made a little progressive from the first one (OR MAYBE NOT???? I’M SORRY Y’ALL) but of course there’s still much deficiency I served. Still, I hope my writing get better in the process of making this whole novel of reviewing book inaccurately. To be honest, I wrote this shit not for getting any engagements or audience but for my own satisfied HAHA. So yeah I’m literally comfortable writing for nothing. But bitch guess what I’m just gonna keep going, until I could professionally writing and make it for a living? Well, amen for that.
Xiao, See you in Advance!
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dizzyizzyhands · 3 years
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he is lord of twenty plough of land
twenty plough and three
and he’s taken away the bonniest lass in all of south country country
in all of south countryyyy
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peacefulwriter88 · 6 years
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Dear Chris Evans
I had absolutely too much fun writing this. Sorry this took so long. @xgminigypsy this is exactly how I’d tell chris something important lol @im-rocking-and-rolling but I truly hope you enjoy
Dear Chris Evans,
I really can’t resistcalling you by your formal name. Probably because, even though I have only knownyou for two years, it still blows my mind when I look up from a book I’m readingor making us dinner or waking up and having you sleeping peacefully (thoughsometimes loudly when you’re really tired Mr. Snorer) beside me and I realizethat this isn’t a dream – I have this wonderful human being that I love as mypartner in crime and life. I’d like to think you’re the Clyde to my Bonnie but let’sbe real – you’re really the Mike to my Sully, the Sebastian to my Ariel.
You will humbly denythis – probably already are – but you are an incredibly special human being. Ithink that there have been very few people in my life, ever, that have shown methe tremendous amount of care, devotion, wit, humor, talent and kindness thatyou bestow the people in your life. Whether it be someone you will onlyencounter once or someone you’ve known all your life – you are such a treasurein someone’s life.
When I met you two yearsago, honestly, I had about given up on humanity. Its hard working in a serviceindustry and sometimes even more disheartening working in education – and I’mno longer in the classroom. I was tired of dating and honestly had moved out toBoston to test it out for a few months. I’m a West Coast girl and I wanted toshift my paradigm – wanted a breath of fresh air so imagine my surprise thatwhen I finally shake myself to do something, you are the gift I received inreturn.
I never thought I’dadmit this to you – normally my pride would deny me – but as this new marker inmy life has become I must give you all my honesty because not only it is whatyou deserve as my boyfriend to hear but is necessary for what our future maybring together. When you came over to me as I sat there, talking loudly tomyself in anticipation of the book I was reading in that crowded, hot asscoffee shop, I nearly shit myself when I realized Chris Evans was coming overto talk to me. You were someone I…. ok admittedly I had a wee fangirl crush onyou because your fucking handsome so that’s not fair you’re also in a plethoraof movies I’ve enjoyed watching, but also because you’re an actor I’d recentlylearn to admire. And then you’re asking what book I was reading and asking ifyou could sit with me because there were no other seats and offering me dinnerthree hours into our conversation…. I thought I was dreaming because shit likethat never happen to people in real life. Especially me, someone who wasrolling off a wave of really tough life events.
But it was and I’venever been happier for it.
Because you remind methat it’s important to be kind to others even if it’s hard to be kind toyourself in the moment. That selfless, though may not be thanked daily for it,is a worthy path to go down if it means a better outcome for someone else whomay not be in the place to be selfless for themselves. That humor is themedicine to life. That even though family and friends might drive you bloodyinsane, they also link you together. That it is also equally important to beselfish because that’s the only way you can take care of others. That competitioncan be fun, even if we are both prideful, stubborn dicks about it. That love ispossible for anyone and that we must cherish all form of it. That anxiety anddepression are just a part of dealing with the stresses that life throws atyou.
But most importantly youtaught me all this by not saying anything at it. By just finding value you in meas a friend and loving me as your girlfriend.
I hope that I too havegiven you equally something as great in our time together.
Because…..I found outthat in 6 months, 9 days and too many hours that I honestly am too lazy tocalculate that a little piece of me and a little piece of you will be joiningus. I have never been more excited than that moment you told me, while we werelooking for couches for my place no matter, that you loved me. Will neverforget that look of pure joy and pride that twinkled in your eyes as I lookedup from the price tag and watched you back, hungover and sore from our previousnights activity.
I am so happy that I canshare in the joy you always fill me up with and continue to do so.
So get ready, Mr. Evans,because you are in stow for a long ride. Also, when I come back from thegrocery store I fully expect you to have actually picked up your things (andall of Dodgers toys) from the living room. PLEASE! Your mom and dad are comingover for dinner and you better believe I will not be cleaning up and cookingnow that I’m carrying for two (hah!)
Also, I can’t eatice-cream for the next few months sooooo that’s why you’re getting doughnutsfor dessert. Because I’ve been craving them and if I can’t have ice-cream, you can’thave ice-cream. Consider it….tribute for impregnating me.
I love you,
Y/N
P.S. ….whenever youshare with the world you better believe I am changing every social mediadescription to C.Evans 4Real Baby Mama ha ha…I’m sorry this is who life haschosen you to love and procreate with 😃
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diggorypuff · 6 years
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Best Lyrics of Reputation and my commentary
Ready for It:
He can be my jailer, Burton to this Taylor - My 1950s loving ass is just here for this Burton to this Taylor shit, cause their an OTP
Every love I’ve known in comparison is a faliure - Also a reference in my mind to Burton-Taylor love.
End Game:
I wanna be your A-Team - Just here for the early Ed Sheeran reference ;)
I’ve got some big enemies - idk i like the drama what the hell
Ooo you and me would be a big conversation - Media
I got a reputation that don’t precede me - opposite of the line that taylor cut from gorgeous
I don’t wanna just be another ex love that you don’t wanna see - <3
I don’t wanna miss you like the other girls do - hmmm... i really don’t feel joe vibes listening to this?
I just wanna be drinking on the beach with you all over me - This makes me think of the pics of Tom & Taylor on the beach
I got issues and chips on both of my shoulders - Ed’s singing always gets me and I like the chip on the shoulder trope
The truth is it’s easier to ignore it believe me - Love it
Even when we argue we don’t do it for long - Sounds like me with my friends <3
You understand the good and bad end up in the song - now that sounds like Joe
(Side note if it is all about Joe like she ‘claims’, seems odd but whatever, betcha that Calvin & Tom are so fucking thankful that Joe’s got her so loved up that she can’t even give a shit about their asses and how she thinks they may have wronged her)
All my flaws, paranoias, and insecurities - reference to the image built of Taylor
After the storm something was born - <3
Four words on the tip of my tongue - ???? Four words?
You and me we got big reputations - ... can’t be joe cause when they started dating everyone was legit like Joe who????
And I bury hatchets, but I keep maps of where I put them - i’d rather it be like about putting them in peoples backs, but i like this too, like she keeps maps of where she puts them after their buried, cause she’ll happily dig them up again if your wrong her, ie Kanye drama
My reputation precedes me - there it is again
I swear I don’t love the drama, it loves me - Love this line <3
Your handprints in my soul - <3
I Did Something Bad
I never trust a narcissist but they love me, so I play them like a violin, and I make it look oh so easy - I love it idk
Cause for every lie I tell them they tell me three - wtf love it 
This is how the world works, now all he thinks about is me - LOVE
If a man talks shit then I owe him nothing - reference to kanye’s i made that bitch famous lyrics? and i love it
I don’t regret it one bit cause he had it coming - this song has drilled into the vindictive, slice your throat open side of me??? pls stop
They say I did something bad - <3
And i love the techno sound of it like tear it up
I never trust a playboy but they love me - ;)
So I fly them all around the world and let them think they saved me - ? Taylor who this about?
They never see it coming - ;) devilish
You gotta leave before you get left - heart ripping feel the power
He says don’t throw away a good thing  - idk im torn whether I like this line or not???
If he drops my name then I owe him nothing - Kanye, Calvin, a ton of ppl? 
And if he spends me change then he had it coming - I love the had it coming line makes me think of Cellblock Tango
They’re burning all the witches even if you aren’t one - Strong line
They got their pitchfork and proof, their receipts and reasons - Receipts -_-
Light me up - I love whenever that term is used
The little bubblier tune change towards the end is magic too
Don’t Blame Me -
 How this is not a Jack Antoff produced tune is beyond me it sounds so much like Waiting Game, whatever the tune is magic
Don’t blame me love made me crazy, and if it doesn’t you ain’t doing it right - I love the passion filled love story goes back to my love of Burton-Taylor, also reminds me of that thread of That’s the Way I Loved You
I’ve been breaking hearts a long time - Love it
They say she’s gone too far this time - this is powerful
And I’m just gonna call you mine, I’m insane but I’m your baby - Playing on the medias stereotype, getting a bit old 
Echoes, love you name inside my mind, halo, hiding my obsession - It’s a good lyric especially the name inside my mind
And baby, for you, I would fall from grace, just to touch your face - I wrote a similar line in a song earlier today before I heard this similar feeling runs deep
If you walk away, I'd beg you on my knees to stay - playing on the damsel in distress vibe again, also getting a bit old
Delicate
This ain’t for the best, my reputations never been worse - I love the my reputations never been worse line <3
Oh damn, never seen that color blue - Love it
Is it cool that I said all that, Is it chill that you're in my head? 'Cause I know that it's delicate - Fresh love, and I like it cause I get
Is it too soon to do this yet? 'Cause I know that it's delicate - I feel like this is about writing a song about someone, like is it too soon to write a song about this yet, not in a bad way!!!
Do the girls back home touch you like I do? - Sexy line, hot
Echoes of your footsteps on the stairs - Line reminds me of ‘ Sounded like footsteps on my stairs’ from If This Was a Movie. Also reminds me of All Too Well and the ‘down the stairs you were there I remember it all too well’ cause you know I’ll look for any reason to mention the power song
Stay here, honey, I don't wanna share - ??? what’s this about
Sometimes I wonder when you sleep, are you ever dreaming of me? - <3
Sometimes when I look into your eyes, I pretend you're mine, all the damn time -  LOVE IT
Look What You Made Me Do
I’ve fallen out of love with the beat but it is still lit
But I got smarter I got harder in the nick of time - It’s strong and give me power
Honey I rose up from the dead I do it all time - See above
I got a list of names and yours is in red underlined, I check it once, then I check it twice - See above, also it’s vicious and I live for it
Maybe I got mine, but you'll all get yours - Kitty got claws
I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me - Makes me grin with evil intentions
I’m sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now" "Why?" "Oh, 'cause she's dead!" - Maniacal laughter like Yzma as the cat in Emperorers New Groove
Below the lines that I’m not here for anymore
You ask me for a place to sleep,locked me out and threw a feast - idk? just eye roll?
The world moves on, another day, another drama, drama, but not for me, not for me, all I think about is karma - again just done with it
So it Goes...
I'm yours to keep and I'm yours to lose - Cool 
You know I'm not a bad girl, but I do bad things with you - ;)
Met you in a bar, All eyes on me, your illusion is, All eyes on us - Makes me think of This is What You Came For, so I’m thinking this is a Calvin dig, for him being a intimidated by her success
I make all your grey days clear and wear you like a necklace - This whole song I’m like idek if this is good or not, this is my least fav song on the album
I'm so chill, but you make me jealous - Girl we’re cool, but when have you ever been chill, and you’ve always been jelly?
Come here, dressed in black now - Oooh reputation era, bad ass taylor coming in, having her emo dressing in all black phase coming in XD
Scratches down your back now - Rawr sexy
Gorgeous
You should take it as a compliment that I got drunk and made fun of the way you talk - Making fun of Joe’s British accent ;)
And I got a boyfriend he’s older than us he’s in the club doing I don’t know what - Tom? Calvin??? Who knows.
Whiskey on ice, sunset and vine, you’ve ruined my life by not being mine - I get it 
You’re so gorgeous, I can’t say anything to your face, cause look at your face - Again I feel it
You should take it as a compliment that I’m talking to everyone here but you - Agreed
If you got a girlfriend, I’m jealous of her, but if you’re single it’s actually worse - Honestly yes, cause if you got a girlfriend, Ima be good cause I’m a Jackie not a Marilyn, but if you don’t omg I’m sorry I can’t stop it
You’re so gorgeous it actually hurts - Yep
Ocean blue eyes looking in mine, I feel like I might sink and drown and die - I’m sinking drowning and dying all at once
Like Joe isn’t really attractive to me but I’m glad she’s happy and wrote this bop cause I feel it in my soul
Getaway Car
The robo voice can go thank you
It was the best of times the worst of crimes - Love it already
I struck a match and blew your mind, but I didn’t mean it, and you didn’t see it - <3
The tires were black, the lies were white, and shades of gray in candle light - WHY DO I ENJOY THIS?
I wanted to leave him, but I needed a reason - IS JOE THE REASON? Okay love, but also come on if you wanna leave him, leave him for you!
X marks the spot where we fell apart, he poisoned the well, I was lying to myself - I love it so much and the beat??!?
I knew from the first old fashioned we were cursed, we never had a shot, shot, shot in the dark - Honestly can’t tell if this is her being like been on Joe for the longest time wanted to kick all the boys to curb moment I saw him shit, or whether it’s just her telling one of her made up love stories tied to the truth??? Like this is just about Bonnie and Clyde sorta and she’s just tying it to this.
You were driving the get away car, we were flying but we never get far - BOP BOP BOP
Don't pretend it's such a mystery think about the place where you first met me-And where exactly is that Taylor we’d all like to know, WHERE, WHEN, AND HOW DID YOU REALLY MEET JOE EXPLAIN
We're ridin' in a getaway car there were sirens in the beat of your heart - <3
Shoulda know I'd be the first to leave - Love
While he was runnin' after us, I was screamin', "go, go, go!" - LOVE LOVE LOVE
But with three of us, honey, it's a side show and a circus ain't a love story and now we're both sorry - Getting all kinds of era refs here
It hit you like a shotgun shot in the heart - Dead
I'm in a getaway car,I left you in a motel bar, put the money in the bag and I stole the keys that was the last time you ever saw me - This whole line is killer and I love it
King of My Heart
I'm perfectly fine, I live on my own,I made up my mind, I'm better off bein' alone - Love it
We met a few weeks ago - Idk but I like this single line
So prove to me I'm your American Queen and you move to me like I'm a Motown beat - I get American Boy vibes from this
Cause all the boys and their expensive cars, with their Range Rovers and their Jaguars, never took me quite where you do - All I can think about is Harry’s Range Rover, and Tom in the Jaguar commercials, and lol jaggywires 
Late in the night, the city's asleep your love is a secret I’m hoping, dreaming, dying to keep - sound of my heart beat
Change my priorities - sweet
Overall song is just eh - second least av
Dancing with Our Hands Tied 
That beginning piano is magic
I, I loved you in secret first sight, yeah, we love without reason - <3
Oh, 25 years old, Oh, how were you to know and my, my love had been frozen - </3
Deep blue, but you painted me golden - powerful
You said there was nothing in the world that could stop it, I had a bad feeling - Strong, and heartbreaking
People started talking, putting us through our paces,I knew there was no one in the world who could take it - SEE ABOVE
I hate the chourus 
I, I loved you in spite of, deep fears that the world would divide us - Beautiful
I'm a mess, but I'm the mess that you wanted - Darling
Swaying as the room burned down, I'd hold you as the water rushes in - All about the idc, and lets keep going even as havoc wreaks 
Third least fav maybe?
Dress
Golden Tattoo - ????
All of this silence and patience, panic, and anticipation, my hands are shaking from holding back from you - Darling and sexy at the same time also come on Taylor just jump his bones!
I don't want you like a best friend - Did anyone not know this?
Only bought this dress on you could take it off, take it off, carve your name into my bedpost - Sexy, also still hear carve you name into my nipples XD
And if I get burned, at least we were electrified - Cool, but if you get burned you’re gonna be pissed
Nights back when you met me your buzzcut, and my hair bleed - Hair bleeds??
Even in my worst times, you could see the best of me - <3
Flash back to my mistakes,my rebounds, my earthquakes - Pain
Even in my worst nights, you saw the truth of me - <3
Don’t like the high pitch of the song, everyone built it up so it fell flat 
Fourth least fav maybe???
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Feeling so Gatsby for that whole year - BOP
So why'd you have to rain on my parade? -  BOP
This is why we can’t have nice things, cause you break them, I have to take them away - !!!!!
It was so nice being friends again, there I was, giving you a second chance, but then you stabbed my back - KANYE KANYE KANYE
And therein lies the issue, friends don't try to trick you, get you on the phone and mind-twist you, and so I took an axe to a mended fence - HOT HOT HOT, I really want an axe to swing
But I'm not the only friend you've lost lately, if only you weren't so shady - grinning cuz Jay-Z
Here's a toast to my real friends,they don't care about that he-said-she-said - POWERFUL, makes me think of Taylor’s You Belong With Me Shirt in LWYMMD
And here's to my baby he ain't reading what they call me lately - Getting a lil tired of this her BABY, all songs are about Joe, JOE, JOE, JOE okay we get it, glad you happy, calm down 
And here's to my momma had to listen to all this drama - My favorite part idk why
And here's to you cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do haha, I can't even say it with a straight face - ;) I it’s funny, idek how to feel cuz im like oh god but also HYSTARICAL??
Not for the siren sounds, but also it’s lit and a secret fav?
Call it What You Want
THIS SONG IS MY BABY!!
My castle crumbled overnight, I brought a knife to a gunfight - <3
They took the crown but it’s alright - </3
All the liars are calling me one, nobodies heard from me for months - 0.0
I’m doing better than I ever was - Happy for her
My babies fit like a daydream, walking with his head down, I’m the one he’s walking to - <3 :) love it, and she used the British term fit XD
My babies fly like a jetstream, high above the whole scene, loves me like I’m brand new - Beautiful
All my flowers grew back as thorns, windows boarded up after the storm -  The afterward to Clean
He built a fire just to keep me warm - Bonfire imagery gets me
They fade to nothing when I look at him - <3
And I know I make the same mistakes everytime, bridges burn, I never learn - POWERFUL ADMITTING IT
At least I did one thing right - <3
I’m laughing with my lover making forts under covers - <3 :)
Trust him like a brother - TRUST TRUST TRUST GETS ME
I want to wear his initial on chain round my neck, not because he owns me, but cause he really knows me - UGH I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT
Which is more than they can say - <3
I recall late November, holding my breath slowly I said, you don’t need to save me, but would you runaway with me, yes - <3 LOVE LIKE THIS IS KILLING ME
New Years Day
Her voice is so sweet and dewey here and I love it, but everyone hyped it up and so it fell a lil flat on me imagery is great tho
Don’t read the last page, but I stay when you’re lost and I’m scared and you’re turning away - <3 <3 <3
I want your midnights - <3
You squeeze my hand three times in the back of the taxi - Eh it’s okay, sweet???
I can tell it’s gonna be a long road - LONG GOOD ROAD
If you strike out and you’re crawling home - Strong supportive
When it’s hard or it’s wrong or we’re making mistakes - AGAIN SUPPORTIVE LOVE
Hold on to the memories, they will hold onto you - Strong strong strong anything with the word memories gets me everytime
Please don’t ever become a stranger whose laugh I could recognize anywhere - CRYING HERE
You and me forevermore - I hope <3
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