princess: *pops you*
princess 3 seconds later: we should be fused together forever. you should forgive me for squeezing you to death.
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the way republicans are trying to make the voting age higher but then will still let 18y olds buy guns and join the military and force guys into signing up for the draft, all at 18. AND ON TOP OF THAT they will force our young children to have babies. but they don’t want you to vote until you’re 25, unless you take a test. a test. but they’ll also still take your taxes!
like it’s so blatantly obvious and yet people still make excuses
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So sick and tired of stereotypical straight shows being produced more and more, over and over, like, that wont work on me anymore. What's there to be happy about with Age old shit like that? every person i meet hates your straight horny meaningless show tbh. Maybe make something not similar to dogpuke ok?
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its one of my absolute favorite things (/s) when someone posts something with the illusion like they care about the topic and “want to inform people” but when people actually ASK QUESTIONS they act all high and mighty and are like “you’re supposed to do this yourself” “why are you asking me” “you should already know this”
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING THE POST THEN
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“An unknown error has occured” oh yeah well an unknown error occured in your mom last night
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he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.
except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?
at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.
except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.
about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.
he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.
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Some important shots of Will Graham in S02E01 'Kaiseki'
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parents when you try to tell them the way they raised you had an impact on you somewhat
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sobbing because i teased an image of RZ! JD like a month ago and still haven't released his design cause I've been too lazy to finish the fullbody ref i am so fucking sorry guys LOLOLOL
On the brightside i may or may not have an entire poorly thought up AU to go with it ummm ummmm maybe ummmm idk (blushes) (throws up)
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