#sorry petty post

[isawken]

“reblog this you cowards” “only cowards won’t like this post” the only cowardice i see is you wrapping your desire for attention in a desperate half hearted aggression. you want me to reblog? you want me to engage with your feeble post? drop to your knees. beg

#og #i’m sorry but if you add a rb you cowards style addendum to ur post #even if i was gonna rb it at first #i am rescinding my rb. no rb will be granted #this entirely due to random pettiness and does not reflect morally on the poster #it is simply one of my e-pet peeves #kenposting #1k #5k #10k

[anxiously-sidequesting]

I think I've already said this once before but I really wish there was a feature in Wizard101 where important events, lore, and dialogue in the game were documented somewhere so we can view them whenever we want. like unless we video record the events while it happens, take pictures, or just go through the whole entire fucking plot with another wizard character there's no way to ever revisit those moments and that SUCKS??????? like wizard101 has some of the best lore ive ever seen and I don't wanna have to level up my wizard all the way to level 100 just to see that iconic grandfather spider scene or grind through azteca just to find that one epic fourth wall breaking moment 💀 i want to revisit all the incredible and funny and weird shit we've all gone through Immediately. Like damn remodel the library so that it actually keeps records and dated films of the things we've gone through so it can actually be useful instead of it being Just A Building (rants about this for so long that even Jesus smacks His lips)

#remember that azteca moment? where the wizard is like carrying a huge chunk of boulder or smth and the narrator legit goes- #''why the fuck are we doing this. we're famous for fucks sake we got shit to do'' #and literally i could watch old cob going through his arc with us and his kids and grandmother raven alllllll day please. #''i can be as petty and absurd as i want.'' CAN I WATCH THAT MOMENT 15 MORE TIMES PLS THANKS #also the fact that theres so much lore and it spanned out for more than a decade?? theres a lot of shit to take in and 90% of it i forgot #itd be really useful for fanfics and stuff too #and even ive gotten some things wrong on this blog with my posts just because i FORGOT or misremembered the shit that actually happened LMAO #sorry for repeating myaelf but like. this needs to be a thing by yesterday #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #text posts

[zootopiathingz]

Genuine question: Why do you ship Radiobelle? I've seen a lot of people doing it, and I'm curious as to what the appeal is!

The real question is, why do people ship anything? Why do we all see two or sometimes more characters interact with each other and imagine how cool it would be if they both had deep-seated romantic feelings for the other?

Answer: cuz we can!😌

Idk about the rest of you, but I don’t exactly have much control over what I ship and don’t ship😅 I just see the characters together and my brain randomly decides either “yes I want them to make out” or “nooo I don’t really see it”. (I am in no way a pro shipper though cuz no)

But as for Radiobelle specifically, there’s just something about them that my silly fangirl heart can’t resist. While I am fairly new to the HH fandom, I did watch the pilot around the time it came out and a small part of me did ship them back then. But I never really allowed myself to indulge in it and I just wasn’t that into the show anyway so I didn’t bother. Now, after actually watching the episodes and engaging in fandom content, I finally embraced the cringe to the full extent and let myself be consumed by the radio demon and his charming demon belle! :P

Now I’m aware that the majority of people don’t like Radiobelle, or even full-on hate it for multiple reasons. Sure, whatever. You don’t have to like every ship, nor does anyone expect you to! I can understand it’s not for everybody. The main thing that bugs me, though, is when people try to start arguments about why it’ll never be canon and why you shouldn’t ship it. “Charlie is with Vaggie and Alastor is aro/ace!” People ship Alastor with a multitude of other characters and nobody bats an eye,, why is it only when you see him being drawn with Charlie that you lose your shit and get offended about his sexuality being ‘erased’? (That’s a topic for a whole other post tbh). And people can ship Charlie with other people. Hell, they DO! I’ve seen numerous art of her and other characters.

Then there’s also the “Alastor thinks of her as his daughter!” See, I want everybody to actually watch episode 5 again and come back to me on this. No, he fucking does not. The only reason he was saying any of that was to get under Lucifer’s skin. That’s it. That was his whole intention. He doesn’t like Lucifer and wanted to rub it in his face that he has been a lousy father to his daughter, in comparison to all the ways he has helped her, with the hotel and whatever else.

Phew, now that I’ve gotten that out of the way! Onto why Radiobelle has stolen my heart!

I just love their dynamic and it all really started with the pilot. Alastor—this mysterious force of nature who can kill anyone and anything, is capable of unimaginable power and torture—randomly showing up on the doorstep of a hotel to help out. And literally no one else trusts him (reasonably so) but Charlie, the good-hearted soul she is, lets him in. She’s cautious, of course, but she’s giving him the chance to do some good because that’s what her dream is all about!

Now while I do wish they had some more interactions in the actual show, what we have so far is scrumptious✨ Alastor may have been giving an abundance of praise to Charlie to piss off her dad, but I don’t think he was lying. Deep down I’m sure he is enjoying the time they’ve spent together—even if he doesn’t fully realize it. Charlie defends Al’s sadistic behavior to her dad because he was doing it to defend the hotel (and bc he’s a cocky mf lol but it’s endearing to her in a way).

Oh and don’t even get me STARTED on episode 7 bro,, omfg the content!! The way he’s extra touchy with her even after they’ve made their deal. Her being nervous and stressed out but he encourages her anyway and verbally admits that he had faith in her the whole time. Him giving her his microphone—which is likely the main source of his power as shown in episode 8 (where he let her use his mic AGAIN!!!) which just shows how much he actually trusts her,, UGH it’s just 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 give me more!!

Now, do I expect Radiobelle to become canon? No. Would it be fucking awesome if it did? Oh absolutely. But I know it won’t, and I don’t care! I’m having the time of my life shipping these two hell-dwelling idiots and I don’t care what anyone says about it!😋

#gotta love the ‘I can fix him’ ‘I can make her worse’ dynamic they got going on #anyway shout out to my fellow radiobelle shippers✌🏻 #we have impeccable taste and we know it #and uh sorry if this rant comes across as me being petty or rude #I really wasnt. I was just stating facts lol #long post #radiobelle #charlastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel ship #charlie morningstar #alastor the radio demon #asks #anon ask #lady luxo asks

[francy-sketches]

that thing people do where they write essays and post book quotes to prove how hot their favorite fictional little girl of choice is but it's me pulling out receipts of everytime joffrey and tommen are described with long beautiful curls bc someone said they 'canonically have fuckass bobs' and I'm drawing them wrong

#.txt #funniest vague of all time actually. I love the effort to make it customized. throw my meowmeows in there. unfortunately it is inaccurate ☝ #'but in the canon art-' only the books are canon actually 🤓 #WHAT canon art girl they're all inconsistent. oh no jaime was drawn with straight hair once guess he doesn't have curls anymore #over the costume tweet btw. still #someone convinced that I was bashing artists clapping back by. bashing my art. if I had a nickel for everytime that happened i'd have 2 etc #also said smth about how I can't draw the targs in byzantine fashion bc they reigned for 280 years. what #'ugh stop telling people what to draw 🙄 anyway tudor targs are in the True Canon art so they're the Correct interpretation' #not even fully true btw bc the 'canon art' also has them in medieval/vague fantasy fashion. it's really not consisntent #I never even brought up canon. or what people should draw in their fanart girl that was all YOU lmao #and to be wrong about it on top of that. embarassingggg #vagueing again sorry throw me in posting jail. but like they vagued first let me petty

[torgawl]

i am begging people who keep pushing the wriothesley is a father figure to the melusines/sigewinne agenda to read his lore. begging. he's not a father figure, in fact, he's like their borrowed grandkid. the melusines adopted him, not the other way around!!!

#after neuvillette's story quest and neuvillette himself being vocal about not introducing the melusines in human society out of pity but #because they're capable and letting them prove their value why would you choose to babify them?? #they're old and they're very independent #they're like tiny grandmas #maybe i'm being petty but am i really??? 😭 #i just think it's stupid that there's so much focus in not infantilising them for sigewinne to be made wriolette's kid in every piece of #fan content for commodity #she's not a baby she's the head nurse she's incredibly capable and she took care of wriothesley since he was a teen in the fortress #he just deeply respects them and retributes the kindness that probably saved his life now that he has means to do so #if anything they're friends really #their relationship is also so much nicer and more meaningful this way without any sort of power imbalance #i wish people could appreciate that too #anyways sorry for being petty on main #also sorry for posting about wriothesley again shsjshs

[favouritefi]

Bruh so wild to see my ofmd s2 tweets being crossposted on tumblr and having nonizzy guys commenting in the tags like bruh stop this was not meant for your eyes

#so petty of me to be mad about this #but highkey didn’t wanna cross post here bc I feared it would #escape containment #some of my tweets have already escaped containment on twitter #and I’ve blocked like half the fandom on there #my cool and nuanced words r for my friends #why r u crossposting #why didn’t u check if I have a Tumblr #smh kids these days don’t have any internet etiquette #IM SO PETTY SORRY

[mamawasatesttube]

saw someone being wrong about kon on the internet again (i know. shocking) and you are all so lucky i'm sick and feverish and lazy because i DID just seriously entertain the thought of writing up a small essay complete with issue and panel citations about why it's simply incorrect to say that kon never really seemed to reciprocate any sort of crush on tim before geoff/tt03. this is just not true. you dont have to actually ship them but to downplay their importance to each other even in the earliest days is simply incorrect. i'm too tired and achy to bother digging through comics to pull up all the issues that have the bits i want to point at but like... they were both very mutually important to each other from early on. it was in no way shape or form one-sided, whether you want to read that as platonic or romantic. man.

#rimi talks #id rather put my limited energy towards the tender t4t timkonisms fic but in my heart this is a longass post #kon's sb94 alice in wonderland nightmare sequence. kon's entire Everything @ tim in issue 85. #the entire concept of robin kon?????? hello????? #the way they function as a unit so easily in yj98 even While actively bickering??? #graduation day and judd winick explicitly saying he wanted them to come out of the closet [together]?? #kon going out of his way to not only do bits just to annoy tim but also being protective of him at the same time?? (in yj98 again) #him wanting robin's number in wf3 (and then getting it sometime before rex leech roller coaster issue)?????? #what are you fucking onnnnnnnnn #you dont have to read it as romantic if you dont want to but they were undeniably close and it was undeniably mutual. bro #i just um. i just think that if youre so internet poisoned to hate a ship that you have to deny the characters have mutual importance #to each other in the canon material (but you can't deny it from one side so you have to claim it's mostly one-sided and blame a writer) #then maybe you should um log off and reread canon ? #<- that's petty sorry but im just saying. #anyways. #returning to the timkon mines now. crawls back into my word doc

[shoutsindwarvish]

in his dvar torah last night, my rabbi said that his mother still half-jokingly tells him every time he leaves after visiting to “be good and don’t talk to strangers” and that it’s a translation of something his family originally said in yiddish for generations

which i found really funny because my family has a saying that has been passed down through generations (originally in yiddish) where if someone (usually a child) is whining about something very low-stakes to jokingly tell them to “hit your head against the wall” because then you’ll have a new problem and won’t be as concerned about the old one

(to be clear this is a genuinely fond memory and if you actually tried to hurt yourself you would be stopped. the point was to make you be like “i would rather have my current problem than do that” and change your way of looking at it. it was usually met with either a laugh if you realized you were being silly or an eye roll if you weren’t in the mood.)

i only found out it was originally in yiddish at my grandma’s shiva. (her mother-in-law is the one who said it all the time and passed it on to my grandpa and my mom and aunts.) makes me wonder just how long my family’s been saying it and who started it.

anyone else have any family sayings like this that have passed down through generations?

#question is open to followers that aren’t jewish as well! i’m curious #re: my family saying: #i mean it was inherently dismissive #it really did work best for very petty things #the adults usually were good at deploying it only when it was warranted #(if you say it to an adult you are basically telling them they’re being childish) #(even still it is normally met with the laugh or the eye roll) #jumblr #my posts #sorry the text is so long. tried to edit it down and this is as short as i could make it.

[delta-piscium]

Steve in all of his jock-ness keeps accidentally calling Eddie ‘dude’ or ‘man’, even the occasional ‘bro’, like Eddie is there calling Steve ‘baby - sweetheart - love’ and what he gets in return is that?

Steve doesn’t even notice for the most part, it’s just how he talks. it’s only when Eddie starts glaring at him that he mentally goes backward in the conversation and realizes, immediately trying to fix it by calling him every pet name under the sun

Meanwhile, Eddie is just there like “actually what is wrong with you? You called me baby before we were even together—which drove me crazy by the way, so thanks for that—and now when we regularly share bodily fluids I’m dude???’

#Steve: I still call you baby okay I don't even notice that i call you dude too also don't refer to sleeping with me as sharing body fluids #Eddie: sorry I didn't even notice *continues to do it for a week* #like 'hey wanna share body fluids with me' and steve is like.. 'and u call me petty come on dude' #he walks in on eddie making a poster and is like 'hey whats that' and eddie is like 'I'm making a support group for people with #partners who perform psychological warfare on them' #and Steve without missing a beat 'bro can I join?' #this is their love language okay #Dels steddie thoughts #my post #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie

[mysticalmusicwhispers]

i feel like yao is someone whose adaptability generally ranks very high on his list of traits... yes he's so fucking proud and it causes 20398492578 internet debacles between nichukor all the time, and yes he has a complex about being treated with the gravity and respect that he thinks he deserves, as a growing world power and person (subjectively objectively) full of age old, well distilled wisdom, but he's also not foolish enough to be wounded at the slightest insult. like his emotional tolerance and regulation has, imo gotten (slightly) better over the centuries, and certain things are just water off a duck's back now. he knows that sometimes he's just playing a part, and doesn't expect nor care for anyone to recognize him as an unfathomably important or vast nation; like he has to live his day-to-day too, and it gets bothersome if everyone was hanging off his every word because they see his age. if you want to see a scrappy post-90/90后 trying to make it in the city, sure; if you want to a see rich young businessman, sure; if you want to see an energetic government official (or a disillusioned one), sure. it doesn't matter to him because the opinions of ordinary citizens are ultimately inconsequential compared to those of the other nations/govts, and he can play whatever part he wants them to see. he'd probably find it somewhat fun to drop references or subtly hint at his age and observe people's reactions when they pick up on it. if someone really disrespects him (couldve been bc he's actually being a dick, but if it actually devolves to age-based insults) he could always just reveal that he's actually wang yao, the personification of your homeland and everything you know, as well as the guy who actually birthed your mom (didn't you know), etc. and he'd probably get a good laugh out of it too lol. what really matters to him is other nation's opinions, and they know enough to give him at least grudging respect. idk i feel like he's just gotten good at tuning out what he thinks doesn't matter in order to focus on playing his part well, to get what he wants from the people actually calling the shots. how or whether his citizens perceive everything that he is, doesn't really matter.

also again; mf definitely isn't the vainest out of all the nations but he sure loves his beauty standards. puts face masks on every weekend despite nations not aging like humans bc he's not risking it...

#not really adding onto prev post but more of my thoughts i suppose #brain stuck on yao unable to move on. anyways #aph china #hws china #musings #also im sorry for being petty(?) but sometimes i think people are too obsessed with moving yao out of the twink category #and into the old man category. which is like. if you want dilfs i can 100% empathize but also ? #idk i just dont get the twink yao dislike ig i think he looks youthful but the first 5 words out of his mouth dispels that notion #IMMEDIATELY. and then you're just left with city slicker old man who gets on your nerves while also looking criminally pretty lol #hetalia #hetalia headcanons #hws

[fluentisonus]

that post that's like 'hollywood is Wrong about what 5th century romans looked like! here's what they Really looked like: *the most insanely victorian illustrations you've ever seen*'

#SORRY but like you're going to make a post like that & not include a single depiction from the period? not one mosaic or anything? #thoughts #<- making unrebloggable bc it's mean & petty. but still

[ramshackledtrickster]

Darth Vader actually said an in universe slur in a comic when he went to negotiate with sentient dinosaurs (no, I am not joking.)

. Ah

#I’m sorry this is petty but no more Star Wars anons please😭 #I’ve had a long day and my faculties are low (im not mad at anyone or anything rn tho dw) #I just feel weird having 3 anon posts in a war about Star Wars #again not mad/not targeted at anyone

[fandomsoda]

Being an extremely sapphic person in the utmv fandom is kind of weird because I often feel out of place amongst people going crazy over masc characters who I just physically cannot see any appeal in.

Like what do y’all mean Fell, Horror, and Nightmare are hot??? Just in their base appearances??? Like yeah they can be and they can be visually interesting, but y’all think they’re THE hottest characters this fandom has to offer? I just do not get it. Where is the appeal.

#text post #soda rambles #I am genuinely not trying to shame anyone for their taste #nor do I want to start an argument over it #y’all do you #it’s totally valid to like more masc characters/people obviously #This is just petty stuff I wanted to ramble about #all just my opinions no one has to agree or share them #but the fact that Ink Dream and other more fem characters haven’t made it far in these weird sexyman tournaments annoys me a lot #because they have WAY better fashion sense and demeanor than these guys (and are just- I don’t know- ACTUALLY PRETTY?) #I’m sorry but IMO Fell and Horror are some of the worst options #Horror would literally fucking kill you before he would try to actually talk to you #and Fell’s sympathy points just aren’t enough to earn him a high enough placement #but maybe I just don’t understand because I’m not a boykisser (<- not intended to be a derogatory term I’m just being silly)

[nopony-ask-mclovin]

Wow what next? Guns?

#mlp #pony #replies #gamer #mclovin #petty sure that's not how chaos control works #also I was super busy today sorry for the lazy post

[nicolibbyquotes]

“Other lives, other existences, it didn't matter. They were polarities, and wherever they went, his half would always find hers.”

- “The Atlas Complex” by Olivie Blake

#HIS HALF WOULD ALWAYS FIND HERS #SOULMATES AND TOGETHER IN EVERY LIFE #no doubt if he didn’t die they would have been together in this one too #THEY ARE INSANE #like insane insane #nicolibby really won in TAC #like every lifetime endgame??? #who else can say that??? #love my soulmates #one of their many bangers from this book #and seeing as it’s my birthday I needed to post one #hope all the antis were crying reading about how much they love each other #and how Nico defines love by his connection with Libby and how Libby loves Nico more than any of the other 6 could love each other #sorry the amount of shit I went through in this toxic fandom made me not even want to be part of it anymore #and I don’t even post anything about a different ship or characters I don’t like on any platform #yet people can’t just leave me alone for liking nicolibby so I’m being petty #nicolibby #libbynico #nicolibby quotes #libbynico quotes #nico x libby #libby x nico #libby rhodes #nico de varona #olivie blake #the atlas series #the atlas complex #tac #the atlas complex spoilers #tac spoilers

[cambriancutie]

im glad its starting to phase out but my least favorite agent dynamic is making agent3/captain HATE agent 4. not talking about playful rivalry, for a while i swear there was this idea that agent 3 and agent 4 would hate eachother. i get irrationally angry everytime i see it

#made a post like this already but its old and tumblr search sucks #this is sooo petty sorry. #another petty gripe i have is after octo expansion agent 4 would get constantly sidelined. and they still are #although i see more respect for them now (getting emotional over a audience insert)