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fcthots · 7 months

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Let me describe heaven to you: Sitting on Jason‘s lap with your head buried in the crook of his neck and one of his arms holds you close to his chest while he scratches your head with his free hand. (Also cockwarming when either of you are in the mood)

Anon you're so fucking right. I can't.

Like it doesn’t always involve cock-warming but when it does, he gets so excited. Like he loves the physical touch aspect, and he loves that it makes you feel safe, wrapped up in his arms. He loves it when you make whiny little noises into his neck and he gets to coo at you. He loves bouncing you every once in a while so you grab onto him.

I am in love.

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cloudninetonine · 9 months

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👀 request open?

I see this and wonder if I can request minish Four accidentally getting stuck in like one of empty potion bottles and getting found by the Player.

💤

The noise that left your nose wasn’t short from amusement, your mushed lips and wide eyed fighting back the watery glaze that dared to cast over them not short from Four’s gaze as who looked back at you, unimpressed and scowling while he waited.

And waited.

“Well?”

“I’m sorry, I just-” You burst into cackles, hunching over with an almost painful belly laugh before hacking violenting from the force. “Oh my god, I fucking can’t-”

“Just get me out of here!”

You couldn’t help it you just couldn’t- the scene was akin to something from a movie. Four basked in his minish magic the size of a dainty little field mouse, brooding and slowly boiling to seething in the confinement of an ordinary household glass. A fucking glass- when Warriors had come out of the kitchen squealing about a rodent in the premises of Four’s home, you expected a minish though more an actual mouse (could the Captain even see the Minish?) So, without further adieu, you waltzed into the kitchen to deal with it as Warriors continued to curse “They’re on me! They’re in my clothes!”

And you found Four.

Looking as embarrassed as ever, sitting under the cup in his little glass prison and who only shrunk more when seeing your evil little grin.

You weren’t gonna let him live this down.

“Okay- okay.” Giggling you reached out, grabbing the offending object carefully and freeing your tiny friend. “A fucking glass, how’d you manage that?”

“I don’t want to talk about it.” He huffed, hopping onto your hand which you lent to him. “And stop smiling!”

“I can’t help it!” You laughed again at his frustrated pout, “Awh, come on, Link.”

He turned away, his back to you as you continued with your giggles until they finally subsided your sigh light before you called his attention. Four only spared you a glance but it was still enough, your soft kiss enticing a surprised gasp from his small form before he shrunk again, this time to hide his flustered blush.

“There- you gonna stop throwing a strop?”

“I’m not throwing a strop.”

“Sure, that’s why you’re pouting.” He hardened his stare, “Oh stop it, it was funny.”

Four huffed, crossing his arms but stayed silent.

“...You wanna know what else was funny?”

At your second devious grin, the man raised an interested brow.

“Wars screaming.”

You both paused before bursting into little evil giggles.

Ah, blackmail, what an amazing thing indeed.

#cloud answers #linked universe #linked universe x reader #lu #linked universe imagine #player au #a player's aid #lu four #lu four x reader #Sorry this was short #Anon asks

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tlou-reid · 7 months

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Okay so your AFAB nonbinary Emily fic got me in my feelings. It was so good!!!

I have a request idea where the AFAB nonbinary reader starts dating Spencer and Spencer being Spencer is all reassuring and scientific like, “people have been using gender neutral pronouns for thousands of years. It’s completely normal.” And he likes to impress the reader with his research that he’s done after getting to know them

If that’s also too specific I get it

note 1: i love that you guys enjoy me writing nonbinary reader!! my best friend is nonbinary so being able to show love for your community means a lot to me <3 but did want to say i am not nonbinary and i encourage you to seek out and support nonbinary writers as well!

note 2: i am a full-time student so i am not spending a lot of time researching lol if this info is wrong its bc it was from a quick google search

Send more requests here

All Spencer could do was smile as you were rambling about your gender identity. He loved listening to you talk, almost as much as he loved the blush on your cheek as you told him how you preferred gender neutral pronouns, and how you viewed yourself. "Honey," he chuckled as he cut you off, "I understand."

"Okay because," you rushed out, "I've just been thinking about this a lot and I know some people think it's weird or wrong or doesn't exist or stuff." Your voice fell as you finished. Your heart was pounding in chest. You knew Spencer would never judge you, he was the kindest man in the world. But Spencer was just the first step. After coming out to Spencer, there would be never-ending cycle of coming out. Friends, families, coworkers, doctors, everyone. It was overwhelming.

"Did you know gender neutral pronouns have been around for a very long time?" Spencer inquired, cutting off your train of thought. "It's dated back to the 14th century, at least the written record is. The first recorded use was a French poem about a pair of brothers. One turns into a werewolf, he saves his brother from his uncle that is trying to kill him."

All you could do was listen to Spencer spew facts he had memorized. You offered a "really?" and let yourself be comforted by both his voice and his knowledge.

"Really!" he exclaimed as he continued, "And while not completely correct as Native culture varies from tribe to tribe, there is a general idea of a 'Two-Spirit', of someone who is neither male or female. The idea of this can be hard to describe as the definitions available have been made to fit traditional western culture, and Native American culture has different rules and roles attributed to gender."

He barely let out a breath as he finished, "And, after all, gender is nothing but a social construct. What you define gender as is even different from what I define gender as. We all have our ascriptions based on our own personal education, experience, values, and perspectives. So whatever you choose to identify with is completely and totally up to you! I will do whatever I can to make you comfortable, I hope you know that."

A pleasant smile spread across your face, "I do know that." He leaned forward, said a quick "good", and pressed his lips to yours briefly. "I love you."

#this doesnt rlly show him impressing ppl with his knowledge #i dont think spencer tries to impress ppl when he rambles so sorry #but more gets excited and cant stop #sorry this was short #spencer reid fanfiction #dr spencer reid #spencer reid #spencer reid imagine #spencer reid x y/n #spencer reid x you #spencer reid x reader #criminal minds blurb #spencer reid blurb #criminal minds x reader #criminal minds fluff #criminal minds imagine #spencer reid drabble #criminal minds drabble

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chronic-boogara · 2 years

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𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜- 𝚙𝚎𝚝𝚜

this is just some stuff for me since i don’t wanna get lost in requests

jason vorhees

•duh

•he loves animals he’s always wanted a pet of his own

•would 100000% have a dog or maybe a few bunnies

•he lets all the animals of the forest inside the cabin in the winter so it’s safe to say he’s a

michael myers

•it’s loud hell no

•he prefers quiet animals such as reptiles or maybe a cat

•he will take a lizard out with him on killing sprees with him. don’t worry the little thing is safe:)happily sitting in his front coverall pocket.

thomas hewitt

•lives on a farm so he is an animal person

•there’s something about cows he especially loves- he wishes he could bring them all in the house

•his favorite cow is names cinnamon, she’s there last surviving animal and thomas refuses to let his family kill him

bubba sawyer

•CHICKENS

•bubba loves them and wherever he is there is always a chicken close behind

•yes he keeps them inside with him. they stay in his room usually but when drayton isn’t home he lets them out.

vincent sinclair

•something lowkey, something that doesn’t take a lot of effort

•fish would be nice for him. maybe a snake ?

•he just likes to look at the pretty colors.

#sorry this was short #slasher x reader #slashers and their pets #slasher community #michael myers #jason vorhees #thomas hewitt #bubba sawyer #vincent sinclair #they love their animals #fur babies #and scale babies #slasher headcanons #esha writes

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lvxybby · 8 months

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Music Ties (kurt cobain x fem reader) (pt 3)

my hands began to shake as i picked up my house phone and put kurts number in. it rang for a second before i heard the calming voice of kurt. "hello?" his rough, tired voice spoke. "uh...hey kurt its Y/N" i said trying to regain my composure. "oh fuck...whats up?" he said sounding a bit more awake. "nothing...i was just thinking about the offer you gave me..." i said twirling the cord around my finger. "oh yeah?" he said sounding a bit eager. "i thought....i should take it.." i say anxiously. "ok! that sounds amazing...jeez i really cant believe this...its gonna help out so much...wanna meet tomorrow? around...1 or 2?" he said excited now. "uh sure...where?" i asked. "uh...is my place ok? its a small apartment....its uh...uhh...give me a second...." he said before i heard him talking in the back to someone. he called out for dave "dave....dave!" "what!" "whats the address!" "can i ask why?!" "cause im tryna get Y/N to come over tomorrow!" "its....114 Pear St North East...she doesnt live too far from us?....shes just outside of olympia right?!" "yeah...ok thanks!" their conversation quickly ended. and kurt and dave lived with each other? i didnt know that...but its ok i like dave hes pretty cool. "uh...ok its 114 Pear St North East" kurt said returning back to me. "ok let me right that down real quick..." i said grabbing my notepad and pen from my table. i held the phone to my ear with my shoulder as i wrote the address. "uh ok that sounds great" i said throwing the pad on the table. "ok....you know i just realised we say uh a lot..." kurt said starting to giggle a bit. his laugh was so adorable...i could listen to it for all eternity and never get tired of his cute voice. "yeah we do" i say also giggling. "alright...i'll hopefully see you tomorrow" kurt said still giggling "alright sounds great...goodnight" i said smiling "night" he said before hanging up. oh my god....im part of Nirvana now. one of the biggest bands in the world...holy shit this is amazing. i run to my room and throw myself on my bed kicking my legs. my face was burning hot. but wait...i..dont have a crush on kurt or anything? right? no i dont...but do i?....no i cant im just really happy...i cant like him..."holy fuck i love kurt..."

#krist novoselic #kurt cobain #kurt cobain x reader #nirvana #dave grohl #part 4 coming soon #sorry this was short

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helloiamadrawer · 2 years

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Partners❤️ Aoyama x Reader

Part 2

Just then, your phone dinged, your hand lands on the back of it as you turn it around to the screen to see a message from Jirou from your group.

Jirou: Hey y/n it's Jirou hows the last slide going? Im done with the ones you told me to do

You smiled a little from her text, she's an average student but at least she focuses on her work unlike SOME people. So you type back:

Cool..also um can u help me with something? There's this person I want to present our presentation with me and--

Jirou: It's Aoyama u want to present it with isn't it?

You shoot a shocked look at the text Jirou just sent you before you could even finish your message.

You:Huh?! How did you know?

Jirou: The way u look at him, u know the way he has one hand under his chin? that's the way u look at him, it's cute❤️

Your face heated up slightly with a pout in front of your phone screen.

You: it's not cute! Not when I'm gonna be up at the front of the classroom all frozen up. I never liked presenting ever since middle school, u know im shy Jirou and I dont know how to tell Aoyama to be my partner becuz it would be A LOT of help. Plz help me Jirou

Another text pops up from her

Jirou: don't worry about it all u have 2 do is take a deep breath and then walk up to him and ask him, he would take it the most enthusiastically but IG you know that hes sparkly and theatrical

You sigh in content, if it's anything that makes Aoyama better than any boy in U.A, it's his extroverted personality. It just gives you hope that you can be as confident as him one day.

You end the convo with Jirou with a thanks and then you take a short nap.

✨An Hour Later✨

"Hey..Aoyama..uh-I was thinking you c-could-no that's not right...",you clear your throat while attempting the next way to rehearse your question in the mirror. "Bonjour, Mon amor~--! Wha?! No!"

Obviously you are failing. So now you're tapping your chin in deep thought.

Click!

You turn around and see that your window lock was unlocked and a familiar pink alien's face popped into view. Oh no. Her.

#sorry this was short #lol #aoyama yuga #aoyama #mha x you #mha x reader #boku no hero academia #aoyama yuuga #aoyama x reader

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enluv · 9 months

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taehyun drabble?? 😋😋😻😻

oh you got it nonnie☝🏽he’s been bias wrecking me w/ soob lately it’s BAD! okay picture this, it’s early in the morning when you realize you’re in need of milk, and eggs, and actually you need to go to the grocery store because wow what the hell have you been eating? so as you walk down the isles you see two men, one looks like he’s just about done with the other and the other seems to be unknowingly clueless, he keeps asking the other man if he can get random items and the other keeps telling him no, it’s a sight to see but you decide to ignore as to continue shopping, but just as you stroll past them the one who kept asking for things stops you, he points towards you and that’s when you realize he’s painfully familiar, “omg hi y/n we went to school together do you remember me? it’s beomgyu!! oh you’re getting groceries too wow this is fate.” you get to talking and soon he’ll turn and introduce you to his friend, taehyun. he’s pretty, too pretty for your eyes because your heart begins to beat and as you three walk along the market you get to know one another, taehyun says they have to go since they’re done and just as they go to split away from you, you panic, “wanna get dinner sometime?” the boys stop for a moment and nod, beomgyu walks a bit ahead and taehyun slips you his phone, he’s asking for your number.

send me an idol for a drabble of them!

#TWHEHEHEHE #SORRY THIS WAS SHORT #I DIDNT WANNA KEEP GOING IN CASE IT STARTED TO NOT MAKE SENSE #nonnie my beloved <3 #coco’s mini games!

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0perfectimperfections0 · 2 years

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Hey I really like the nightmare au and was wondering if you can do some more of lou and ox 😊

Of course! I love writing the two brothers together!

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"It says two cups of flour, not...what are you doing?"

Ox had a tongue sticking out in concentration. He gingerly held the bag of flour over the bowl, little piles flowing out at a time. The blonde quickly stopped him, lifting the underneath of the bag, "You have to measure first, idiot!"

"Blah, blah, blah," Ox mocked him in a high pitch. "You sound like Wage."

"That's a low blow," Lou glared and went back to reading the instructions. "Now, measure out half a cup of olive oil."

"Olive oil got it." Ox poured nearly half the bottle into the bowl before Lou could stop him.

Lou made indecipherable noises, pinching the bridge of his nose. "You just...you had one job."

"So do you. Read the next instruction, slave." He drawled out the word sarcastically.

"You're insufferable," Lou muttered.

"Jokes on you, I don't know what that means."

In spite of himself, Lou snorted out a laugh. He moved on to the next task. "We'll need three eggs. Feel free to put the whole dozen in there, I guess."

"Haha, very funny." Ox rolled his eyes and dug into the fridge. He pulled out one carton and then another, "I'll put in two!"

"No!" Lou laughed and immediately went to grab the carton. "You have no idea what you're doing!"

"I know more than little princess over here!" Ox laughed and dodged easily. He ran around the island counter and made to throw the eggs in the bowl.

"You'll kill us all!" Lou ran over to try and stop him, busting out laughing when Ox tossed an egg at him to delay.

"Drama queen!" Despite Lou's best efforts, the bunny managed to get fifteen out of the twenty-four eggs into the bowl. What didn't make it in was either cracked and splattered on the floor or dripping down Lou's head. Ox kissed his fingers, "Mwah! Now we're cookin'!"

"You're so taking the first bite," Lou snorted, wiping some yolk dripping over his eye. "And if you're still alive later, I'll try it."

Ox grasped one of Lou's hands tightly, "We go down together."

"Oh, no, no, no," Lou waggled a finger, "Not this time, bunny. One of us has to run this town."

The Ugly pretended to contemplate, "Nolan could run the town."

"No one would fail a class. They'd all tie for first place. Pick someone who has a backbone, at least."

"Wage."

"This place will burn," Lou chortled. "Too much backbone. Next option."

"Moxy."

"Basically a female version of Nolan. No."

"And you're basically a male version of Wage."

Lou put Ox in a chokehold, "How dare you insult me!" He laughed, dragging to bunny away from the counter.

"You're only mad cause it's true!"

_______

"Hello?" Nolan sang as he peeked into the house. "Anybody still alive?" The only source of light in the house was the tv in the living room. He turned on the kitchen light and froze. Some eggs had been mercilessly tossed to the floor, and the contents in the mixing bowl were spilled in front of the counter. Strangely enough, it didn't look like enough mix to make a cake.

"I leave them alone for an hour," Nolan muttered. He walked into the living room. The tv was asking if they were still watching. The reason behind the unanswered question was the two dolls passed out on the carpet.

Half of Ox's body was draped over the blonde's stomach, both boys covered in flour. So that was where the mix went.

"One hour," he muttered again and turned the tv off. He thought about carrying them to bed or at least giving them a blanket, but that flour wasn't touching a single thread of his covers. They seemed content, anyhow.

Nolan kneeled down beside them, streaking a finger across Lou's cheek and tasting the powder. "Chocolate," he snorted quietly, shaking his head. He headed up to his room to sleep. They would be fine for the night.

#lou #ox #ask #answer #short story #fanfiction #family #sorry this was short #I'm definitely gonna go back to writing longer short stories

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spinejackel · 10 months

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What are dead man walking tornadoes? :O

it’s a multi-vortex tornado. i dont remember the tribe it originates from (i think it was cherokee), but there’s a native american legend…? saying? that goes “if you see a man in a tornado, you are about to die.”

the most infamous shot of a dead man walking tornado hit jarrell, texas in 1997

it did so much damage to the town it caused the scale that tornados are measured by, the fijita scale, undergo revisions, and it made anchoring buildings in the tornado alley region pretty much mandatory. (it took the entire town off the map. only those who had taken shelter outside of the town or in underground bunkers survived.)

two more examples of dead man walking tornadoes looking like a person are a tornado from 2011 that hit cullman, alabama

and a tornado from 1975 that hit xenia, ohio

edit: it has been brought to my attention that the native american “legend” part of this post was a rumor spread by a documentary.

i have been asked to remove it, but i believe in letting my errors stand because i’m not perfect. i make mistakes

#ask #nature #tornado #sorry if this reply is late #hope the image of walking tornadoes chills you to the bone as much as they do for me #usually i find tornadoes strangely awe inspiring #what with the shear power and destruction they can cause in such a short amount of time #but walking tornadoes are another class all their own #also i made a typo in fujita scale and it’s too late to fix it now

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stalebagels · 3 months

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Edit: muted this monstrosity but if you're looking for the blank template it's on my blog and I'll tag this and it with "the stupid fucking shorts post" so you don't have to scroll through everything 💀😂 (I did not make the template btw, I don't know who the OP is but if you do please let me know)

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vistarya · 2 months

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May I have this dance, Mrs Tims?

#sorry guys I know yall want to ship him with the party but I’m a chilchuck x his estranged wife truther and I’m making content for ME!!!!#I’m an advocate for wife guy chilchuck. I think he loves his wife!!! I think he wants to fix his family!!!#life’s too short when you’re a half foot to waste it arguing with the ones you love and I think he’s learned that #chilchuk tims #chilchuck’s wife #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #my art #art #illustration #sketch

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spicybeefu · 4 days

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What if Pokemon & Animal Crossing had a crossover game? #10 Made in Blender, Wooper design by @omuart on instagram!

#pokemon #animal crossing #cute #retro #animation #blender #pkmn #pokemon fanart #lowpoly #wooper #sorry its so short! but i learned some new tricks i can use in future for this one ^^

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kithj · 7 months

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good games i've played on itchio lately:

please tell me you love me - chat with your guild members for the last time before the game's servers are shut down

GIRLKILLER (covet) - there is a girl who looks like you, and today you're going to kill her

cover me in leaves - stuck in your small hometown, you get your first tattoo. and then a few more, and more, and more

don't rock the boat - play through the different perspectives of a women's crew team as they are stalked by something in the water

GUTLESS - you are the captain of a deep sea vessel. your mission doesn't go well

so, about last night... - you wake up sick and weirdly hungry after hooking up with someone at a party. you spend the next night trying to find her.

close the window, my love - short bitsy poem about closing the window. sound on! this creator has a lot of short bitsy works i recommend.

there is a beautiful star - just a short, cute side scroller. lots of short, lighthearted games from them, definitely recommend for a mood booster.

#these are all p short except for so about last night gutless and rock the boat #still not super long tho #these are all on my itch page too but whatever lmfao #also cringe i feel so awkward writing descriptions but i dont really have a lot to say personally #except. Good Game 👍#also sorry recommending gutless a second time sue me #i think girlkiller is my favorite atm... i like the ambiguity in that one and two different endings #games

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shower-phantom-ideas · 5 months

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Imagine the batkids fuck up major and a batdad had to step in and clean up their mistake

Everyone kinda embarrassed because of their blunder and Jason is lashing out to protect himself from shame

Dick is joining is cause well he feels bad about it being his idea

Now Tim is arguing too

Damian wants to feel involved and u can’t convince me other wise

Bruce is trying ti make a point about safety thats just fully derailed

Anyway Danny as Fenton is just there in the background around all the bad guys he took out before Bruce actually got there like “awkward” but the moment he tries to just tippytoe his way out Bruce turns to point at him “and don’t think you are getting out of this. Your grounded too”

He just freezes. Can batman do that? Is he legally allowed to do that? Wait what does Batman mean by grounded?!!? Whats his move here.

“Everyone in the batmobile we will discuss this more in the morning”

Oh ok thats his move. Ok yea Batman just grounded him. He better go.

So they r having the ride home and everyone is sulking and Danny is just there confused but doesn’t say anything because hes probably tired and it’s batman wtf you gonna do.

So they are at the cave and Danny finally just “so can I call my family to tell them I wont be home tonight?”

You everyone just stops. And slowly turns to face him. “Ah yea dumb question. I guess uhhh no phones huh?” No one moves. Everyone is pretty shocked. Cause one bruce kidnapped some kid. Two theres a civi in the batcave. Three bruce kidnapped some fucking kid. Four some random kid just got in the car with them. Five holy fuck bruce kidnapped some kid.

Breaks over enjoy post

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #sorry it’s short boss walked in

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dailymanners · 2 months

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Always use "excuse me" if you have to get into someone else's personal space.

Someone at the store is standing in front of the shelf where there's a can you want to grab? Don't just reach into their personal space without warning, say "excuse me" or "pardon my reach" first so that they at least have a warning that someone is about to reach into their personal space, and most importantly, so that they have a chance to move before you get into their space.

Or if someone is standing on a walkway or in a doorway you need to get through, don't just silently shove past them or squeeze past them, say "excuse me" so that they have a warning that a someone is about to squeeze or shove into their personal space, and they have a chance to move out of the way before you do you.

People deserve a fair warning if someone is about to squeeze or shove or reach into their personal space. A lot of people are not okay with having someone, but especially a stranger, randomly shove or squeeze or reach into their personal space without warning. They also deserve a chance to move out of the way first for the sake of their comfort.

Try to avoid just staring at people who are in your way and expecting them to read your mind that you want them to move. Most people cannot, in fact, read minds, so having someone stand in front of them and stare at them often only leads to making them feel uncomfortable and frustrated.

But also more importantly, if you are standing somewhere someone needs to get to, and they say excuse me, you should move aside for them even if just temporarily, so they can avoid the discomfort of having to reach into your personal space or squeeze past you.

If someone is saying "excuse me" it's because they would like you to move because they don't want to have to get into your personal space, whether it's out of respect for you, or just because they themselves are not comfortable getting in your personal space.

All of this goes double for people with trauma and/or people who are neurodivergent. If someone has trauma related to abuse or assault they may find it more upsetting or possibly triggering to suddenly have someone shoving or reaching in their personal space without warning.

Or, many types of neurodivergence can make it especially disturbing and unpleasant to have someone else in your personal space, especially without warning.

You can never be 100% sure who is and isn't traumatized and/or neurodivergent, so always practice respecting other's personal space by giving them a fair warning with "excuse me" or "pardon my reach" before getting in their personal space, and moving aside when you hear those magic words. Or, even if someone isn't traumatized nor neurodivergent, it's still fair to not like someone in your personal space without warning and not being given the opportunity to move first.

#manners #politeness #courtesy #good manners #etiquette #I'm so sorry I really tried to make this one shorter I really did #I trimmed the fat as much as I could but this was as short as I could bring myself to make it #Where I live most people will just shove into your personal space without saying anything #or just stare at you until you get the hint and move #and I hate it so much #Especially because I am both neurodivergent and have PTSD so I really hate people staring at me and/or shoving in my personal space

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frank---ly · 1 year

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#superbat #superman #batman #bruce wayne #clark kent #flash #wally west #<< because i said so also because he would #sorry this is so short #social media au #shitpost #unreality

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