#sorry y'all it got fucked up

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

frickin shite that was the worst small group I've ever been to in my life

#the eisegesis made me want to rattle out of my bones in frustration #got corrected for trying to cross-reference because ''we only stick to our one passage'' and nearly fucking cried about it #I PHYSICALLY CANNOT NOT CROSS-REFERENCE SCRIPTURE #not only is it a shitty hermeneutical process but it's also just Not How My Brain Works!! #y'all have seen me crossreference on this blog it isn't just the Bible! I can't Not crossreference things to save my life #and I basically got (admittedly she was trying to be kind about it) corrected in front of the entire group of 20somethings #and the couple that leads it are so PARTICULAR and nitpicky and it has to be done their way or you're gonna get corrected #my first introduction to her was her coming up to me while I was working the sound booth and telling me about something #wrong with my production setup that I KNEW ABOUT and WAS AND STILL AM NOT ABLE TO CHANGE #(our camera for livestreams doesn't have a high enough mount and I don't have space to extend it higher so we catch the tops #of people's heads in the camera shot) #and the girl I went bc I want to get to know her better WASNT EVEN THERE #I spent the entire time trying not to cry or look at anyone #I need to find a different small group... sorry all the kids my age were nice but I can't handle the structure or leaders #Lu rambles #adulthood woes

[philtatosbuck]

the writers well and truly hate bonnie i'm sorry but you have to suspend your disbelief so fucking much about the fact that NO ONE ever found it weird that bonnie didn't speak to them over the phone for an entire summer. you mean to tell me not ONE of them tried to call her and found it weird they kept getting sent to voicemail? even if they were all busy and doing well why would a bunch of teenagers accept that bonnie was resorting to email to talk to them exclusively for MONTHS. that's absolutely mad bro the writers hated her so bad jesus christ

#like. over a few weeks yeah #but for an ENTIRE summer #and NOBODY found it weird? #even in your WORST faith takes you have to be logical #and ask. hm. would caroline really not call bonnie for an entire summer if she were traveling? #would elena not have anything to say over the phone AT ALL and simply write emails back? #matt is whatever sorry dude #but even if you HATE elena and caroline. like hate them #you have GOT to admit it is weird and unrealistic as fuck they NEVER spoke to her over the phone the entire summer #and didn't find it weird #even if you want to say “oh elena was obsessed with damon” okay well maybe she would've called to obsess about him over the phone? #y'all love saying she doesn't have consideration for what he's done why wouldn't she do it over the phone #i'm FULLY aware they're bad friends to bonnie the longer the series goes on #but the writers.... REAAALLY hate her for NO ONE to notice #even after her FATHER DIED. #LIKE. NO ONE CALLED TO TELL BONNIE ABOUT THAT? #YOU'VE GOTTTT TO BE JOKING #they couldn't come up with ANYTHING better? #bonnie bennett #elena gilbert #caroline forbes #that whole plot......... just nasty work #i can't take it seriously bro #i also think it's wild for jeremy to like. Not Say Shit about her being dead but i don't care about them butchering his character #not as much anyway #if tyler were there he'd notice (i'm being delusional) #(except i'm not. he's a better friend than the rest of them) #anyway. julie and c. dries are going to hell

[birchbow]

Chapter 38: The Body, The Head, And The Fangs

Kurloz sighs a deep and heavy sigh, drops his head to his hand and rubs a thumb at his own horn, like his pan’s aching him.  “It’s not the body of the church I’d be sending you to see—straight to its heads, and that’s where the fangs live.” Your pusher picks up a couple beats. “To the ringmasters,” you say, suddenly a lot drier in the flap than you were.  “Oh.  Fuck.”

I made that poll thinking excerpts would be necessary but instead SURPRISE!!!! PENIS BLAST!!! and by PENIS BLAST I mean UPDATE

#price of forgiveness #sorry for the fakeout lol #this is a long fucking chapter by wordcount but that's partially because I got sidetracked in chatlogs a little bit haha #but also: some assholes that I had a lot of fun coming up with #for y'all!

[archerons-arrow]

me, out here realizing people who hate Jude and Cardan are reading books set *checks notes* in the kingdom and courts they rule over and are angry at their inclusion in any story set in Elfhame and are comparing their fans to acotar: the fuck you say?

#i left that fucking fandom the MINUTE y'all started talking shit on those main characters #because you ruined the vibe for everyone #and it is still ruined and toxic as shit #don't bring your fucking annoying ass 'my side character is better' energy over here #we respect the high king and high queen in this house #how dare you #tfota #this fandom is not a sjm fandom so DON'T YOU START YOUR DIVISIVE BULLSHIT OVER HERE #i enjoyed the prisoner's throne BECAUSE we got more perspective through conversation #i'm sorry it didn't live up to whatever weird feral girl bullshit you built in your own head #but don't put down Holly or her characters or whine about how you hope jude and cardan aren't in the next book #they're going to be there (as they should be) #idk and idc if they are center stage or side characters #if you don't like it here's a ragwort pony get your ass outta here

[coollyinterferes]

*taps mic; a certain gentleman is standing right beside him*

"Good evenin', everyone!! We're back!! Hope you didn't miss us much!"

"It sure hasn't been that long.... has it....?"

Uhhmmm....

#[shows up late with no st*rb*cks bc fuck those guys but HIIIII 8) ] #[*insert 'haven't been here since last year joke*] #[no but fr AAAAA i'm so sorry abt the silence!! as usual depression got my ass around mid-december due to Some Stuff irl] #[from there it's been all downs and just a few ups so i've been taking it slow and trying not to let it all get to me (much)] #[anyways hi hi hi. how have y'all been doing???] #[super late but i hope everyone had a wonderful holiday season!!] #[also sending you all the best of wishes for the new year!!!] #[i might not be able to post thread replies tonight but i'll be around for a bit working on some of them] #[i think i also had some pending asks last time??? so i might try to start from there] #[dumb brain is still all BLERGH but feel free to send in stuff if you wish!] #[prompted. unprompted. random. etc. all is good] #[hope you're all having a wonderful day/night/etc!!! <3] #;speedwagon says (( ic )) #;jonathan says (( ic )) #;ic #(????

[tiredassmage]

Rocks back up to the Jedi Council after disappearing for like three months, minimum, on the most terrible roller coaster ride ever with a new saber, new look, less baby, way more trauma round two electric boogaloo, oh and a new Sith and a new fashion, I guess: ‘Sup? How’s the war?

#lost in the fuckin' emperor's sauce dude #i cannOT get that sHITPOST FUCKIN TAKE OUT OF MY HEAD AHHH #poor rhyst i'm so fuckin' sorry dude this is what i'm doing to you #swtor #swtor screenshots #jedi knight #ch: rhyst #like i guess at least he got a hot new outfit out of this but at the cost of his psyche for a while i'm. #short straw asf #he told y'all this was a shit idea and NOW look what you did you fucked up a perfectly good promoted too fast jedi knight is what you did #maltaf will be having WORDS for the council about sending off his son like this

[futuristictheoristcowboy]

i think its funny that in good omens some 11 year old swearing technically did more in stopping Armageddon successfully than the demon and angel main characters who spent the entire series trying to stop the end of the world. like girl, they didn't even get trialed for saving the earth, they got put on trial for being gay with each other really

#and they still take credit for it omg #“how nice... for someone to finally recognize our part in saving the-” #aziraphale.. im so sorry.. no y'all did not... #she just wanted recognition oh my sweet girl #like they babysat the wrong kid #and then they couldnt find the antichrist #all they did was break up like 5 times and they kept falling in love with eachother like wow #they literally just gave the antichrist a pep talk after trying to kill him #like “u got this adam!” AND THEY ONLY PUT IN THE EFFORT FOR THAT BECAUSE CROWLEY DIDNT WANT TO LOSE HER GF #crowley wehn the end of the world and everybody fucking dies: :/ lol theres nothing we can do you guys #crowley when “or... i'll never talk to you again...”: *stops fucking time so that she and bae can 90's-style pep talk the shit out of adam* #in good omens if it hadnt been for aziracrow the antichrist wouldve been kinda shy talking to his satan dad causing the world to end #its funny how crow and azira just kinda watched those small children kill the 4 horsemen and then crow had the gall to “have a gold star 🙄” #like they were so useless.... #joke post/// but im honestly so serious about this #i still love them though #its just kind of silly to me in an endearing way

[astaraels]

the soulmates au has officially hit over 21k words, I'm so excited! I love getting back in the writing groove and turning out a banger of a scene (literally and metaphorically lol). I skipped ahead a little bit to gallavich's first kiss (which will be at a different place than in canon) and it's making me melt with happiness. The early chapters are definitely more Ian-centric but it's really nice being able to give Mickey some time to shine, especially when this is where he hits the "ride or die" point with his love for Ian <333

#I've had a delightfully productive day I've written over three thousand words and done some planning for later on as well #very proud of my progress I can't wait until we get to the first kiss chapter so I can share it with y'all 😊 #I'm having such a fun time writing this fic fuck I love writing I love these characters I just can't shut up about it!!!! #sorry y'all have to keep listening to me ramble on but this is one of the few positive things I've got right now in my life!!!! #seasonal depression is kicking my ass so the fact that I can write at all is great!!!!! #if anyone wants to hear more about this fic or others I have coming down the pipeline please feel free to send me asks! I'd love that <3

[podcastenthusiast]

The implication in Sword of Destiny that Vesemir told baby witchers bedtime stories is something that now lives in my head rent free.

#the witcher #I'm sorry y'all i dunno when this became a witcher blog but you know how it is. hyperfixation's got me by the throat #and the counselor in me wants to know everything about the fucked up family bonding witchers do #sword of destiny #vesemir #also jaskier canonically wrote the little mermaid but that just amuses me #witcher books

[whysamwhy123]

Since I'm back after a little unplanned hiatus, time to blab about another dumb idea I had for an AU that I'll never write! So! For some reason, a while back, I decided I really wanted to come up with a trashy reality show AU for Max Squared, where MJF decides to exploit Caster's immediate, intense love for him by starting up a little showmance. Max wants to manipulate the editing of the show as well as the game itself to make sure that he wins and/or becomes the breakout star of the season. So when Caster falls head over heels for him on Day One, he's presented with the perfect opportunity.

Initially, I was thinking the show would be a Survivor type deal, a bunch of people on a desert island or something, voting each other off, so Max's game is stringing Caster along so that he won't ever vote against him and he always has an ally help him vote out whoever he considers his biggest competition. But then I started to think it might be funnier if it was an American Idol style singing competition. It kinda fits, right? Both MJF and Caster are musically inclined, after all. And it changes the logic behind Max's plan - he wants to manipulate the editing of the show, make himself seem like a nice, endearing guy so the public will vote to keep him in the show, and ensure he gets a lot more screen time than the the other contestants. And what better way to do than pretending to be falling in love with this weirdo who's obsessed with you? A heart-warming queer romance on a show where only one of them can win? That's some good trash TV there, right?

MJF insists to Caster that it's all an act on his part. He's only pretending to be in love with him for the show, to tug on the heartstrings of all the stupid fans out there who think this shit is anything close to real. A ploy to make himself seem like the perfect charming, irresistible hero he needs to be in order to win this damn thing. And Caster's just like ''Whatever you say, sweetie,'' because he knows before Max does.

Maybe after a certain point, Max figures, hey, there's no harm in sleeping with the guy. It doesn't mean anything - Caster's so willing, so he may as well get laid. Of course, Caster thinks this is a sign that he really does have feelings for him, no matter how many times MJF tells him that it's not because he's actually attracted to him. No, it's just a ''power thing''.

He's only pretending, right? Caster's a fucking loser, a pawn in Max's grand master plan to emerge victorious. There's no way he could end up actually developing feelings for him over the course of the show, right? It's all for the show, it's fake, it's not real! There's simply no way he could...

Also, I'd want there to be a point where one night, Caster straight-up begs Max to let him eat his ass. And MJF's like ''Ugh, no way! That's disgusting! You're insane! You're a fucking weirdo! You're gross! You're...you'd do that for me?'' and of course, Caster tells him he'd do anything for him. And Max finds he can't resist anymore. So he lets Caster do it and he makes sure he doesn't regret it. Max's probably so loud during it that it pisses off the other contestants and the crew members who can hear it through the walls because Max simply cannot keep quiet like he usually can.

#What is wrong with you Sam you should not be allowed to write #Y'all were free from me subjecting you to my terrible ideas for a few days but I'm back bitches!! #And worse than ever! #This is definitely one of those ideas that it's a good thing I'll never write #Been rattling around in my head for a while but I won't ever make it happen and that's for the best #I don't think I have it in me to write something trashy enough for this idea #Because it would need to be trashy like a reality show but I'd probably hold back too much #But the goofiness of the situation would have been fun to play around with #I feel like there's a lot of comedic potential to this AU at least #Also whoops got very H-word at the end there my sincerest apologies #But in my defence...trashy reality show AU and it's Max Squared what did you expect? #Does anyone still care about Max Squared besides me? It feels like everyone else has migrated over to AdaMJF #Gone where I cannot follow #Jesus fucking Christ Sam why are you still making tags SHUT UP ALREADY! #This is what happens when I have to go three whole days without internet this bitch has lost their damn mind #OK I promise I'll shut up now sorry

[angeltism]

The fucking audacity of this site

#➳ the fool speaks #sorry ! got the ''nobody likes ads'' pop up and got pissed #well idk take a fucking guess on what i don't like even more than ads . transphobia ^_^ #y'all aren't getting a cent of my money . never will

[stabbylambchop]

Hey uh

anyone here on Art Fight this year or-

Cuz I'm on there, same name and everything. I'm on Team Vampires.

You can like, add me or whatever...I mean, if you want...

I haven't interacted with anyone on here or even really drawn in a couple months, sweet pulsating spider-christ ...

#I KNOW I KNOW I CAN JUST. DO THE THING. BUT I ALSO CAN'T. YKNOW???? #I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY MIND HAS BEEN I DON'T #I'M STILL STRUGGLING WITH HEALTH Y'ALL #and sometimes instead of bouncing back and forth from feeling stable enough to do things and absolute dog shit i just- #-'welp i guess I'll just not do anything! that'll solve all of my problems! I'll get better if i don't do things and just rest and space out #-'WOW I CAN JUST BE ISOLATED AND PATHETIC IN MY ROOM ALL DAY COOL' #like...I EVEN GOT MY PAIN MEDS BACK! AND I QUALIFIED FOR A HIGHER DOSE WHICH IS A MIRACLE BC THIS IS FLORIDA!! #but like. idk. #and it's not like i don't care at all!!! I've missed you guys like fuck!!!! i just feel like I'm so far behind and everyone is on another- #-plane of existence at this point! and the longer it goes the more guilty i feel coming back bc i feel ashamed and lazy... #but i know you guys don't give a shit about at all. and I'm sorry for assuming and being so hard on myself #but also my fandoms are all over the place rn so uh. I'm so sorry LOL #but seriously anyone on art fight?? i really need to get back drawing but it's daunting... #especially since my guess 2 or 3 years were kickass by the last 2 literally no one but my wife interacted with me #one friendly fire from my partner. in two fights. after putting HOURS OF EFFORT THRU CHRONIC PAIN AND ILLNESS into all of those pieces... #i know I didn't draw a fuckton but i just got so discouraged and sad after awhile. and some never even got any attackee comments. #it all felt so damn pointless #but I'm nothing if not a survivor #as Zapp Brannigan once said; 'the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised' #I'm a hot fuckin mess but even if i barely get any interaction at all again i can at least say i didn't give up- #and put in effort and love like always. no half-assing with art fight unless it's just me and my wife or a friend doin stupid friendly fires #BUT ANYWAY I STILL WANNA FUCK SLASHERS. IF ANYTHING THERE'S STILL THAT. IT'S STILL ME.

[theclearblue]

I'm gonna vent in the tags so scroll past if ya don't wanna read all that 😃

#im fucking pissed off right now oh my god #just found out two coworkers of mine were talking maaad shit behind everyones back 😍 #and the manager is siding with them! and trying to avoid hr/higher ups stepping in! isnt that cool!! #not just work related stuff (apparently talked shit about my closes when neither of them can fucking close properly???) but also #about mine and two other coworkers weight!! isn't that cool!!! #it's shit to do either way but what confuses me is that one of them is about the same size as me??? why are you talking shit?? and my two #other coworkers got it even worse because they are heavier. like what the actual fuck. #i dont think either of them are good employees but hey im not perfect either. but ive avoided talking shit about them #even thoughive been annoyed in the past few months that they've gotten preferential treatment from the manager #but talking shit about everyone who works here when they put in half assed effort and then also posting tiktoks about it?? yeah ok fuck them #they avoided an hr claim cause our manager tried to cover it up #nah im done there lmao fuck that place #ok rant done sorry y'all #personal

[deadlylittlemiho]

So I'm genuinely concerned

Are we really all gonna just pretend not to like Harry Potter anymore? Because of one terf with a million bad ideas and a superiority complex?

When the fandom has long since denounced her and started making their own fan works and headcanons? The existence of Harriet Porber makes me feel like ???? We don't need to destroy the series just because the creator is a bigoted moron???? Stop me where I'm wrong but I thought the point was to separate art from the artist, and as long as we're not supporting HER, where is the harm?

#harry potter #jk rowling #seriously we all know she's a fucking idiot #but we can't deny that she created something that got so big and touched so many hearts it grew BEYOND her #she doesn't even need to be involved #as evidenced by everyone ignoring her shitty tweets in favor of world building that actually makes sense #and active forms of protest like publishing a story with trans Harry #harry potter is on level with things like star wars in terms of cultural influence and popularity #and George Lucas eventually stepped down #can't we want the same thing for this series??? do we have to dig its grave???? #or can we continue to love it and protest its creator until it transforms into something we can all get behind? #seriously I'm asking what do you all think #because i love harry potter #i grew up with it #i always wanted that acceptance letter to come in the mail #but i also DON'T support any of her hateful bigoted viewpoints #and i don't think she should have the final say on what is or isn't since she clearly can't be trusted with that either #anyways i love all my trans and enby buds and I'm sorry because i know this topic is especially hard for some of y'all #your voices are incredibly important in this discussion so if it pleases you I'd like to know what you think

[lynxgirlpaws]

y'all actually have irl friends? like, actually?

#i have one (1) that i am iffy about [you have all seen the annoying thread] #i am sorry that i keep bitching about this but #literally if I vanished the only consequences would be my dad would probably get mad and i'd feel bad for not uploading also my cats sad #i refuse to believe people have ever had friends they just hang out with after school #or go out on weekend adventures with for funsies #those things only happen in tv shows and commcercials. they are not real #awe fuck this is an avierant nw huh #avierant #fuck #but fr couldn't be me #also i remember watching some sappy video on youtube where the guy talked about coming out to his mom and she hugged him #and said i love you and all that #er #that happens? #i just got hit with a “I don't care” and “why didn't you wanna tell me? are you stupid?” and sometimes when he's mad he'll inform me #that i'm actually not bi i'm just gay [i think he genuinely forgets] #y'all have people irl that support you? why? are you stupid? #[i am going to be such a fucked up adu. oh yeah i am an adult. hell yeah i'm a fucked up adult >:)]

[dootznbootz]

...It's kind of wild when the terf that you got into a fight with and had to write an essay on "Why violence is wrong" back in high school now works at the pharmacy where you get your medication from...

#I'm sorry for the vent I just am mad that she could be in a PHARMACY. I hope she's at least changed her ways. #she should not be working in health if she still thinks this way. #She definitely remembered me too. I don't think she could forget honestly. neither of us was injured btw. #It wasn't a “fight” in the way you think most fights are. she called this sweet trans boy the word rhymes with maggot (that's what she is) #a maggot. #while she was moving around a lot and idk. rage took over and I twisted her arm and she happened to fall and then I cussed her out #I probably over did it but moving her arms around while ranting and then calling him that just pushed me over. I WAS calm at first. #He was a shy and quiet kid and he “didn't want to make a big deal about it” so I tried to follow his request but... you know. #it was in theatre behind the curtains during rehearsal and everyone heard/saw so yea. I got into trouble. no detention surprisingly #it was a long time coming. she would constantly harass him with shit about how “You still look like a girl”. and using wrong pronouns #and teachers were told but they didnt' do shit. She also was just a mean person. This guy wasn't the only person she bullied #I only wrote on why VIOLENCE was wrong. not about what I did. The only thing I feel bad about is that I scared the poor guy I was defending #I don't remember what I said (I was that mad) but apparently I "picked her personality apart like a bunch of lego bricks and then told her #why the “lego brick” is fucked up“ He was just 14-15 and she was 18 btw😒literally harrassing a sweet KID. #was convenient though because all I had to do was give her a look and she would immediately back down. idk what I said when I yelled #at her but it was nice that I could do that whenever she would start shit #Mad rambles #idk y'all I'm scared that she's in HEALTH. if I know anything I'll see if I can report her because while I hope she wouldn't fuck with tran #folks medications idk for sure. she was really cruel back in high school. #vent #rant #I try not to post shit like this but I'm worried you know?