Trustworthy sources have told us that currently on Empires, Oli TheOrionSound is speedrunning abortion. I hate that I had to write that into a news report, but here we are.
I got up and put my hair up into a lazy bun. I threw on my favoirte Nightwing shirt over some cargo shorts, and glanced over my pictures from last night (i like following heroes.) I stared at the mirror.
My face's pale like Batman's and I have clear blue orbs and dark hair, and I've been told I have a vigilante's complexion- pale and gaunt. It's probably because I only go out at night. I turn away, disgusted by the bags under my eyes.
My dad called me so I went downstairs.
"Hey dad," I said.
"Hey Y/N," dad said. "I sold you to Nightwing."
"Why?" I demanded.
"Our companys actions crashed last night so Im seeling you so I can use the money for cigars," he explained.
"But you dont even smoke cigars," I cried.
"Everyone needs a hobby," he said.
The door opened. It was Nightwing. He had long flowing hair that was shorter in the front and he was wearing his suit (with the finger stripes). He took off his mask and smiled. His eyes were just as blue as mine.
"Hi Y/N," Nightwing said. "I'm your new older brother."
Author's Note: its my first fic so pls be nice!!1 i gotta go tho my download of the Flying Graysons last show just came through. leave comments or ill break into ur house lol lol ^-^
just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"
i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual sexless and then this happened.
anyways. thoughts?
sorry it took so long I meant to do this a week ago but my brain is full of rocks.
[Image ID a three sided venn diagram. the big circles show Margot Robbie's Barbie sitting in front of a mirror, Jessica and Roger Rabbit from the poster of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens standing back to back. Between Barbie and Jessica Rabbit it says "sexualised by society". Between Jessica Rabbit and Aziraphale and Crowley it says "Knows what sex is". Between Aziraphale and Crowley and Barbie it says "no reproductive system(?)". the center is the asexual flag. End ID]
Also i haven't seen the Barbie movie as of this edit so at least please tag your spoilers.