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movietimegirl · 2 years
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Eddie: V, Why is your suitcase full of seashells?!
Venom: I don't tell you how to live your life.
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movietimegirl · 2 years
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*Alien ship crashes outside*
Venom: Holy shit! Eddie! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! Wake up, Eddie! Eddieeeee! The sky had a baby!
Eddie: That's not a baby. That's an alien spaceship. Now let me sleep.
Peter: Hey, Venom! The sky had a baby!
Venom: I know. What do you think we should we name it?
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movietimegirl · 2 years
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👨‍💻To be A Writer👨‍💻
Eddie : Come on, V, I'm trying to write a story.
Venom: Write? Can I write?
Eddie: Ah, sorry, V. You have to be a writer.
Venom: Be a writer? Is that all I gotta do? That'll be easy!
Eddie: What do you mean easy?
Venom: How hard can it be?
Eddie: They don't let just anybody be a writer. We're an elite corp!
Venom: Oh, come on. You're just typing words.
Eddie: Hey, typing is not as easy as it sounds!
Venom: *taps keyboard* Tap.
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movietimegirl · 2 years
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Eddie: I hate you, Venom.
Venom: I hate you more.
Eddie: I hate you no matter what.
Venom: I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you.
Eddie:...I'd hate you even if that made sense.
Venom: I'd hate you even if you were me. That's how much I hate you.
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movietimegirl · 3 years
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Din: Skywalker, that's quite a dress you got on.
Luke: Dress? This isn't a dress; Din, it's a nightshirt.
Din: Oh...
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movietimegirl · 2 years
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Grogu: You can't do this to me, Mr. Skywalker! If you think I'm gonna stand out there all day listening to...
Ben: Dark side. Dark side. Dark side. Dark side. Dark side. Dark side. Dark side. Dark side.
Grogu: Then you must have a force block wedged in your frontal lobe!
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movietimegirl · 3 years
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Bo Katan: Excuse me, Djarin, but I do believe you've dropped your Saber.
Din: Doesn't look familiar to me.
Bo Katan: What? I just saw you drop it. Here.
Din: Nope, it's not mine.
Bo Katan: It is yours. I am trying to be a good person and return it to you.
Din: Return what to who?
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movietimegirl · 3 years
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Moff Gideon: Now for some tunes!*turns on the radio*
Din on the radio: And now back to D.A.N.K, with all of your personal "you won't get away kidnapping my kid!" hits!
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movietimegirl · 3 years
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Boba:  Solo, I have a confession to make. *takes helmet off*
Han: *gasps* You're bald?
Boba: No, I'm not bald! I'm alive! I survived the fall into the Sarlacc pit that you knocked me into!
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movietimegirl · 3 years
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Din: Gimme my kid! [shaking a Moff Gideon holding Grogu] I said give him to me! Are you gonna hand him over or not? Don't you back-sass me! [jumps on Moff Gideon and starts punching him]
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