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capriciouswrites · 11 months
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: DCU Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jason Todd/Slade Wilson Characters: Slade Wilson, Jason Todd Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Magic, Alternate Universe - Demons, Soul Sex, Tentacles, Tentacle Sex, Unreliable Narrator, Possessive Behavior, Demonic Possession, Demon Summoning, Demon Sex Series: Part 30 of shall i compare thee to a may day crashing on a mountain top? Summary:
It has been an eternity since Slade was last summoned to the human realm — and the last few who had summoned him had only wanted answers and had been more than wary of him and he hadn’t had any time for fun at all.
But it’s been an eternity since Slade was last summoned and so he doesn’t recognize the soft tug immediately for what it is — as it continues it’s followed by tingling and he has just long enough to laugh in delight before he’s whirled away.
He materializes in a rune circle made with rowan ash, bone chalk, and iron. He’s little more than black mist, but there’s a chicken bleeding out in the center of the circle and he reluctantly takes the blood to form a slightly more substantial form. It won’t last long, and he hates chicken blood, but it will do for a moment and that should be all he needs.
There’s a witch — young, male, attractive — sitting across from him in his own circle.
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bethanydelleman · 9 months
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Most directors (it seems): The sexiest thing is sex.
Me: The sexiest thing is when two people spend weeks staring at each other in longing and then their hands brush against each other, and then they hug, but like with their whole bodies and one person puts their hand on the back of the other's head and it feels like they will never stop hugging because they've wanted it so bad, and then they kiss ONCE (1 time) but it feels earned.
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bigcatbulges · 9 months
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fizpup · 2 months
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valentine, you're a horse ❤️
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reyrapidsbutgayer · 5 months
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Ranking All Elden Ring Bosses by Fuckability
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It was only a matter of time until I made a post like this.
In this hypothetical all of the bosses can be reasonably communicated with and are not actively trying to kill you.
Repeat bosses not included, duo bosses counted seperate.
It should also be assumed that all of these bosses have access to their magic/items/resources to benefit them in bed.
Explanation of Grading system:
Ineligible: (Cannot give consent)
These characters are not sentient enough to communicate consent, or are physically incapable of sex.
Unfuckable: (Can give consent, but does not DESERVE sex)
Character sucks so badly that they do not deserve to experience pleasure in any shape or form.
Uninterested: (Can give consent, does not WANT sex)
These character are fully capable of sex but would never participate in sex due to lack of interest or overabundance of moral convictions.
Not worth it: (Can give consent, is terrible in bed)
I mean, you COULD have sex with these characters but why would you?
Acceptable: (Can give consent, would be fine in bed)
These characters are average in bed, nothing crazy or noticeable. Some might end up in this category because they ARE good at sex, but the entire process would be inconvenient or uncomfortable to initiate.
Good Time: (Can give consent, would be great in bed)
These characters are good at sex, give or take a few points depending on their mood or situation.
Knock your socks off: (Can give consent, would be amazing in bed)
These characters excel in giving pleasure and would be well worth the time and effort involved.
Sex God: (Can give consent, would be the best in bed)
These characters would be so good at sex that all other factors are irrelevant. They are serving and we are here for it.
Evil Sex God: (Can give consent, is a terrible person but you’d make an exception.)
These are characters that should fall lower in the rankings, but their sexual prowess supersedes their inherent awfulness to a noteworthy degree.
Full list below the read more. Obviously it's not going to be sfw.
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Ineligible: (Cannot give consent)
Dragonkin Soldier:
Mindless beast
Astel, Naturalborn of the Void
Weird rock alien, doesn't/can't understand.
Fia's Champions:
Ghosts, simps.
Regal Ancestor Spirit
Animal
Erdtree Avatar
A plant
Great Wyrm Theodorix
Mindless beast.
Ulcerated Tree Spirit
A plant, no junk
Tibia Mariner:
Skeleton
Red Wolf of the Champion:
Animal.
Full-Grown Fallingstar Beast
Weird rock alien, doesn't/can't understand.
Abductor Virgin
First off, just some snakes in a robot. Second, virgin.
Erdtree Burial Watchdog
Stone gargoyle
Crystalians
Non-organic
Mad Pumpkin Heads
Unable to consent due to madness.
Cemetery Shade
Unable to consent due to mind controlling parasite.
Spirit-Caller Snail
Animal
Runebear
Animal
Miranda the Blighted Bloom
A plant
Guardian Golem
Stone gargoyle
Starscourge Radahn:
Unable to consent due to madness
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Unfuckable: (Can give consent, but does not DESERVE sex)
Elden Beast:
Too catholic.
Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing:
Dick game weak - unironically posts joker memes.
Omenkiller:
Basically a cop.
Necromancer Garris:
Killed his family, not a good husband.
Royal Revenant:
Won't stop screaming (in an unsexy way)
Godrick the Grafted:
Incel - Also all that murder and torture business but mostly the Incel stuff.
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Uninterested: (Can give consent, does not WANT sex)
Valiant Gargoyle:
Could probably have sex if it wanted to, but is kinda going through a lot right now. Ya know, that whole "Is made of several corpses mashed together" thing.
Malenia, Blade of Miquella:
Look, I ALSO wanted her to higher up on this list, but let's be honest here. Her body is rotting and falling apart, she just isn't up for sex in her current form. In her prime? She'd be top of the list. She's the daughter of Marika and Radagon, she'd be playing fuck/marry/kill with every warrior who crossed her path. (in that order)
Death Rite Bird:
I think it might be physically capable of sex, but is too busy burning corpses to bother with stuff like that.
Black Blade Kindred:
Same reason as the Valiant Gargoyle but you might have like 2% more of a chance because they are goth.
Maliketh, the Black Blade:
Would normally be a sex god, but is too religious. Probably took a vow about this sort of thing.
Morgott, the Omen King:
You kidding me? This guy has the same energy as a repressed youth pastor. He's gonna be a virgin till the day he dies. The dude sided with the same religious order that locked him a sewer and tried to kill him. He's not out there getting phone numbers he's too busy praying and judging others for their 'impure thoughts'.
Draconic Tree Sentinel:
Married to his job, also physically chained to his horse. He ain't taking off that armor anytime soon.
Wormface:
Too sad, leave him alone his face is full of worms.
Tree Sentinel:
Same as the Draconic Tree Sentinel but he's a tiny bit more naive so you might have a better chance.
Elder Dragon Greyoll:
Too sleepy, but still kinda a milf.
Grafted Scion:
There might be some genitals in there somewhere but I don't think they know how or even want to use them.
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Not worth it: (Can give consent, is terrible in bed)
Esgar, Priest of Blood:
No sense of hygiene, is always covered in blood (in an unsexy way)
Mohg, Lord of Blood:
This loser is dripping with all the least sexy bodily fluids and he has sharp horns sticking out of him. Even if you got him in bed you'd only enjoy like 5% of it. Plus you just know he'd be all needy afterwards and try to get you to join his MLM.
Borealis the Freezing Fog:
Too cold, not a snuggler.
Elemer of the Briar:
The armor stays ON during sex.
Kindred of Rot:
It's like all the worst possible aspects of alien biology, it won't be nearly as fun as you hoped.
Sanguine Noble:
Same as all the other Mohg followers, too sticky and too smelly.
Decaying Ekzykes:
He's sick right now, leave him alone.
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Acceptable: (Can give consent, would be fine in bed)
Loretta, Knight of the Haligtree:
I'm sure she'd be a decent lover. Maybe a little overzealous but she'd has good intentions.
Grave Warden Duelist:
I mean these guys are hot and probably fuck like a truck but they are not the most caring lovers, also they are covered in live snakes so there is that.
Night's Cavalry:
If you like goth knights I'm sure they'd be fine.
Onyx Lord:
Their skin probably feels like stone, but I bet they can pull off all sorts of freaky zero-g sex stuff if you ask them.
Alabaster Lord:
Same as the Onyx Lord but slightly more goth.
Fell Twins:
Once you get past the horns and stuff I bet the Omens are actually pretty good in bed, just watch out.
Demi-Human Queens:
I feel like all Demi-humans are pretty good lovers but their biology probably has some unexpected drawbacks.
Stonedigger Troll:
If you can get past the texture and the size I bet they could be decent in bed.
Flying Dragon Greyll:
A surprisingly unsexy dragon, but a dragon is a dragon and still worth at least a one night stand.
Glintstone Dragon Adula:
A dragon willing to kill racist magic users, earns them a few extra points.
Beastman of Farum Azula:
On one hand the Beastmen probably have crazy mating skills, but they are also zombies, which detracts some points for all the decay.
Battlemage Hugues:
Contrary to popular belief, Wizards are not very good at sex. They spend all their time studying instead of partying, at least Hugues is willing to get his hands dirty.
Commander O'Neil:
Seems like a decent guy, but probably won't shut up about his time in the military. Also he is infected with scarlet rot so that might be a mood killer.
Bloodhound Knight Darriwil:
The bloodhound knights are probably pretty wild in bed if you can earn their loyalty, but good luck with that.
Adan, Thief of Fire:
The dude committed heresy, that has to earn him some sexy points.
Soldier of Godrick:
He's a good boy, he's doing his job so throw him a bone.
Flying Dragon Agheel:
One of the first dragons you encounter, so he earns some points for style.
Demi-Human Chief:
Same as the queens, but probably a bit rougher in bed.
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Good Time: (Can give consent, would be great in bed)
Lichdragon Fortissax:
A much sexier dragon, you know they were hooking up with Godwin. Only loses some points for all the death rot.
Crucible Knight Siluria:
A bit gloomy, but I bet the crucible knights can do all sorts of freaky stuff with their animal body parts.
Mimic Tear:
A slippery liquid shapeshifter, need I say more?
Commander Niall:
A way better guy than O'Niel, plus he just a bit more daddy energy.
Fire Giant:
Once you get past his size, his sadness and the giant fell god of destruction in his chest, I bet he's got something going on.
Ancient Hero of Zamor:
Gives me Hercules/Amazonian vibes, I could be into it.
Cleanrot Knight:
Lesbian activities detected.
Crucible Knight:
These guys have tails, horns, wings and big old throat sacks. Imagine the possibilities.
Glintstone Dragon Smarag:
Has a sword. If you hear "Dragon holding a sword" and your pants aren't already off, we can't be friends.
Bols, Carian Knight:
He seems like a good boy.
Scaly Misbegotten:
I feel like the Misbegotten have some really interesting possibilities with their animal biology. I bet they have bonobo type societies and that could be fun.
Leonine Misbegotten:
Same as the other Misbegotten.
Misbegotten Warrior:
Same as the other Misbegotten.
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Knock your socks off: (Can give consent, would be amazing in bed)
Crucible Knight Ordovis:
Has all the desirable traits of a Crucible Knight but I also imagine they are super into threesomes.
Perfumer Tricia:
She seems really nice, and would be a super attentive lover. Plus she probably has access to crazy drugs and could hook you up.
Nox Swordstress & Nox Priest:
You just know that the Nox were getting up to crazy hot and crazy unethical experiments in their underground cities. These two probably get up to some wild shit and they are inviting you to join them.
Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon:
As she is now, I bet she'd be too sad to really be in a relationship again. But she kept up with Radagon and you just know she has some tricks up her sleeves that could make you abandon the golden order.
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Sex God: (Can give consent, would be the best in bed)
Dragonlord Placidusax:
Has two male heads and three female heads, imagine...
Ancient Dragon Lansseax:
Formed a whole freaky dragon/human cult and you just know they got into some eyes-wide-shut orgies behind those doors.
Godfrey, First Elden Lord (Hoarah Loux):
We all knew he'd be this high on the list. He was just a normal dude but he managed to keep pace with Queen Marika (Who is basically a goddess of fertility) for a good long while. He will fold you in half (on the battlefield and in the bedroom.)
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Evil Sex God: (Can give consent, is a terrible person but you’d make an exception.)
Radagon of the Golden Order:
He sucks in all the worst ways, but I mean... You can't NOT. Both Radagon and Marika are the embodiment of evil but they managed to suck and fuck their way across an entire continent for generations. You HAVE to give a try at least once.
Godskin Duo:
Oh my god will it be awful with all those flayed human skins, but you know you are still gonna have to. They can stretch and do all sorts of freaky stuff with their bodies, plus they kill gods and nothing is sexier than heresy.
Vyke, Knight of the Roundtable:
The dude is a mad killer but... he can still probably get it, might as well give it a try.
God-Devouring Serpent / Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy:
Personally I wouldn't, he's a loser and will probably kill you. But he is also a giant snake made up of squirming hands doing all sorts of sexual experiments, I can't blame you if you want to give it a taste.
Black Knife Assassin:
They committed a whole lot of treason but the power of armored lesbians is too hard to resist.
Patches:
If you are already having sex with from software characters, you gotta give Patches at least one attempt. When you wake up he'll have robbed you, but you knew what you were getting into.
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heraldofcrow · 3 months
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You know what makes me laugh is how Miyazaki came up with Dark Souls as this giant love-letter to Berserk but then he got rid of all the sex. He was even pissed and confused about the Gwynevere and Quelaag designs being too revealing. The Dark Souls trilogy was his sterilized Berserk tribute.
Aroace king
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starstiels · 6 months
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i really become dean winchester whenever i rewatch lazarus rising bc i see castiel for the first time and i'm like WOAH .... what a guy ...
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olysamrock · 4 months
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trys to fuck my dark souls girlfriend but right when I try to get in the pussy she parrys m,y boner perfectly and fucks ME while im staggered
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phoenix----rising · 8 months
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𝑆𝑒𝑥 𝐴𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐸𝑥𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑆𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙 𝐼𝑛𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛
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𝑃𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙 𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑒𝑥 𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑓 𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑟𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝ℎ𝑦𝑠𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑚.
𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑞𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑢𝑎𝑙 𝑒𝑥𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒 𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙 𝑚𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑒𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑑𝑢𝑎𝑙 (𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑖𝑛 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑙, 𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝ℎ𝑦𝑠𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙 𝑚𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒).
𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑏𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑦 𝑓𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑘𝑟𝑎 𝑆𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑚 𝑖𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙-𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑦
𝑊𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎𝑛 𝑒𝑣𝑜𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑑 9-𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑘𝑟𝑎 𝑠𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑚.
𝐸𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑘𝑟𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑛𝑜𝑛-𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚 𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑐𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠; 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 "3𝑟𝑑 𝑒𝑦𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑐𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠" (𝑎𝑗𝑛𝑎 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑘𝑟𝑎) 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑗𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑢𝑝 𝑠𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑟 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑥𝑢𝑠 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑘𝑟𝑎.
𝑆𝑒𝑥, 𝑜𝑛 𝑎 𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑙𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑙 𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑅𝑜𝑜𝑡 (𝑆𝑢𝑟𝑣𝑖𝑣𝑎𝑙) 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑆𝑎𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑙 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑘𝑟𝑎𝑠 (𝐶𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛/𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒).
𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑜 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑦 *𝑜𝑟 𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑜𝑓* 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑘𝑟𝑎𝑠.
𝑉𝑖𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑣𝑖𝑣𝑎𝑙 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑐𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠. 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑒-𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑠𝑚𝑠 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑢𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑑𝑢𝑐𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑒𝑥𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛.
𝑌𝑒𝑡, 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑥 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒.
𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑏𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖-𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑘𝑟𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑥 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑠 𝑢𝑠 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑞𝑢𝑒.
𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑑𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑒 9-𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑘𝑟𝑎 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 (𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑘𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛) 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑎𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑙 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒.
𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑣𝑖𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑢𝑎𝑙 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒.
𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑡𝑎𝑝 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛, 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑, 𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑣𝑢𝑙𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑏𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑠, 𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑝ℎ𝑦𝑠𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑏𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠, 𝑒𝑡𝑐.
7-, 8-, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 9-𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑘𝑟𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑥 𝑟𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑟𝑒 𝑎 𝑡𝑜𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑖𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑙𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑙 𝑜𝑓 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝.
𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑓𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑙 𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑦/𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒.
𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑠 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑔𝑜𝑑𝑠 𝑏𝑢𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑑𝑜𝑚𝑠.
𝑊𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛, 𝑓𝑜𝑐𝑢𝑠, 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒, 𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑦, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛.
𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑢𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑜𝑐𝑖𝑒𝑡𝑎𝑙 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑤𝑒 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑐𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑛 𝐵𝑈𝐼𝐿𝐷𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑦.
𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑎 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡.
𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑏𝑢𝑖𝑙𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑠?𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑏𝑢𝑖𝑙𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑠?𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑑𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑠?𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑑𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒?𝐴𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑒𝑣𝑜𝑙𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔?𝑂𝑟 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡?𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑑𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒?𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑑𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑠?
𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑏𝑢𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑡𝑜𝑔𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟.
𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓-𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒.
𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑏𝑎𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑤𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑎𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑤𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒.
𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑢𝑛ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑢𝑚𝑎𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑢𝑛ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑢𝑚𝑎 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒.
𝑀𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑒𝑥𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑢𝑝 𝑡𝑟𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑢𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑑𝑜𝑚 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑡 𝑗𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟.
𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑜 𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑜𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑜𝑟 𝑔𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑢𝑝 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎 𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑜𝑓 𝑆𝐸𝐿𝐹-𝐺𝑂𝑉𝐸𝑅𝑁𝐴𝑁𝐶𝐸.
𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐶𝑅𝐸𝐴𝑇𝑂𝑅 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑖����𝑦.
𝑌𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝐵𝑈𝐼𝐿𝐷 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛.
𝑂𝑢𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑐𝑖𝑒𝑡𝑦 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑑𝑠 𝑜𝑓𝑓 𝑜𝑓 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠, 𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑜𝑓 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑖𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑒, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑦.
𝐸𝑥𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑡, 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑦 𝑙𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑠 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛.
𝐼𝑓 𝑤𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑦 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑒𝑥, 𝑤𝑒'𝑑 𝐵𝑈𝐼𝐿𝐷 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑖𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑟.
𝑊𝑒'𝑑 𝑔𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑛 𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒.
𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑥 𝑖𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑝.
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swiftfootedachilles · 2 months
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mickey fans who think ian is bad/toxic/"worse" than mickey (or any other character for that matter) is so funny because like. how do you think mickey would react to you saying that. the whole appeal of mickey is that hes a flea-invested rabid dog that keeps crawling back to ian no matter how bad it is for both of them. thats the whole point of their dynamic. they treat each other like shit, run away to lick their wounds, then mickey drags himself back to lay at ians feet, and ian takes him back every single time because he knows nobody is ever gonna care for him like mickey does. mickey blatantly states in the show that he would extend his prison sentence if it meant staying with ian. if he can obsess over ian unconditionally then so can anyone else idk
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gooopy · 3 months
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Sorry i need engineer and pyro to make out sloppy. I dont even ship them especially but i know engineer thinks the lack of recognizable humanity in the mask is awesome. I know he is. And pyro wpuld be staring scary style and its awesome and engineers slobbering all over that respirator babyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its gross and weird and their goggles keeo bumping but its awesome and gross and sloppy and pyros breathing heavy and laboured and grabbing him and all engie can think about is how the breaths feel like the bellows of a great machine and it makes him even crazier. Guys do you understand me. Can we get texas toast weirder. Actually all engie ships weirder please please please im on my hands and knees
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bloodfreak-boyking · 6 days
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thinking about a world where Sam doesn’t listen to Ruby between s3 & s4 and dies via suicide by reckless hunting and ends up on Dean’s rack
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