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Dazai : " i don't know how to tell you this chuuya but you're in love with me "
Chuuya : " What ? "
Dazai :
Chuuya : " Oh my god, i am ."
Atsushi : " What kind of confession did i just Witness ? "
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Kate: So… are you and Natasha finally dating?
Y/N: [stops making out with Natasha] What makes you think so?
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vivianthepigeon · 5 months
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Dick: As your best friend-
Jason: you’re not my best friend.
Dick: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND
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incorrect-spiderverse · 4 months
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Miles: "I don't know. What would you do?"
Noir, instantly: "I’d change my name and move to another country."
Miles:
Noir:
Noir: "But that’s just me."
Hobie: "I second it"
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incorrectfandomsapphic · 10 months
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Horizon: Forbidden West #002
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Varl: This is a map of all the possible places Aloy could have run off to this time. Picture of a global map Vanasha: That's a globe. Varl: Yeah, we have no fucking clue where she is.
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rorithinking · 2 years
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Daryl : Did Y/N just tell me she loved me for the first time?
Rick : Yeah, she did
Daryl : And did I just do finger guns back?
Rick, patting his shoulder : Yeah, you did
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Nancy, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often?
Robin: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?
Nancy: Play along!
Robin: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married
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hooligansun1te · 25 days
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Dovey: WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE!?!?!?
Lesso: I may or may not have lightly poked Emma with a knife.
Emma: YOU STABBED ME!!!
Lesso: No, I lightly poked you with a knife.
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Ivy: Sorry you're being sexualized here. Being a woman on tumblr comes with gross anons.
Viktor: Thank you for your concern, but I am a 31 year old man.
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dc-and-damirae · 11 months
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bruce: Happy pride!
bruce: Almost 11 years ago I made out with a girl behind a bar.
bruce: Thought she was hot as shit.
dick: I will assume this relates to pride.
bruce: Yeah, ends up she was actually a twink named Harvey.
jason: HI?!
bruce: We were like, "oh, awkward". Sorry, dude. Not like that.
bruce: Let me buy you a beer tho.
bruce: Make up for it.
tim: How'd that go?
bruce: He didn't finish it because we just started making out behind the bar again.
bruce: Ends up I was like that.
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incorrectcuphead · 8 months
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cuphead : elder kettle has been found dead on the inkwell isles .
mugman : is he okay ?
cuphead : he’s alright , but he died .
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Dick : "Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk ?"
Tim *sighing* : " Jason’s."
Jason :" Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die."
Steph *wiping away a tear*: " Inspirational."
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incorrectquotesmcu · 7 months
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Kamala: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous.
Carol: Holding a really sharp knife to their necks usually works.
Peter: As a boy I can confirm that makes me really nervous.
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penelopwgarcia · 9 months
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hyde: redemption arcs are kinda cringe if you think about it. oh you're powerful and evil and now... want to be a bummer and sad about it? lol what are you catholic
tyler: ...
tyler: shit
wednesday:
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incorrect-spiderverse · 6 months
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Pavitr: "Shape shifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut anytime you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes-"
Hobie: "and sulk outside Miguels house while chanting ominously about his sins."
Pavitr: "That took a weird turn, but I'm still on board!"
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Horizon: Forbidden West #045
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Aloy: Uh, I think I got your lunch. The note says "I am very proud of you. Love, Zo" Beta: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. This one says "Be good. For the love of GAIA, Please be good. ~Zo"
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