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incorrectcuphead · 9 months
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cuphead: road work ahead? uh, yeah! i sure hope it does!
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ijustgotherebro · 4 months
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Doc: i should've left you on that street corner where you were standing
Doyle: but cha didn't
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1luna1lovegood1 · 1 year
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Tony: let me see what you have there
Peter: A KNIFE
Tony: NO
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marvelflame2010 · 2 years
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Sam: In every group of siblings, there’s the dumb one
Y/n and Loki: *look at Thor*
Thor: Really?
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saikyo-rat · 11 months
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Zappa:”all theses ghosts, all theses ghosts, and I still can’t get a boo!”
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petitprincess1 · 15 days
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Lucifer, turning into his demon form: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!
Adam, summoning his guitar axe: If she breathes, SHE'S A THOOOT!!!
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incorrectbatfam · 1 month
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Damian: How does it feel to be the worst Robin ever, huh?
Jason: Shut up, your mom buys you Megablocks instead of LEGOs.
Damian: You better take that back!
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amazing-spiderlad · 3 months
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Vaggie: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE IN TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR! GET UP THERE!
Angel, climbing: This hotel is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
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Weems: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Miss Addams?
Wednesday: no
Enid: I do!
Weems: I know, Miss Sinclair.
Enid: I'm sad.
Weems: I know, Miss Sinclair.
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super-marvel-dc · 2 months
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Jason: *Recording while Y/N and Damian are arguing*
Y/N: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
Dick: *Wheezes like a tea kettle*
Damian, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab them.
Y/N: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?
Damian: It's my favorite movi-
Y/N: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, Damian!
Damian: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-
Y/N: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!
Tim: *Passed out on the couch though the whole interaction.*
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spn-lesbian · 9 months
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Cas, handing Dean the phone: it’s Sam, he needs help
Dean, taking it: just snap his kneecaps and he'll talk, We’re at a parent teacher conference
teacher:
Cas: anyway, you said Jack is enjoying finger painting! That's great
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ijustgotherebro · 6 months
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Dee: recording himself on his phone: hey everybody today my brother pushed me so im starting a kickstarter to put him down, the benefit of killing him would be that i would get pushed way less
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*after aziraphale left them alone in the bookshop for five minutes*
Crowley: *to the tune of the final countdown* ITS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
Y/N: *off-key kazoo playing*
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marvelflame2010 · 2 years
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Steve: Hey Bucky, what do you have in your hand? 
Bucky chasing Sam because the latter ate Bucky’s plums: A KNIFE!!!!! 
Steve: BUCKY, NO!!!!!
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saikyo-rat · 1 year
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(Guile just trying to enjoy his coffee)
Doctorine Dark(standing outside his window):”you better watch out! You better watch out!! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!!!!!”
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incorrect-multiverse · 5 months
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Wednesday: Tonight, one of you will betray me.
Enid: Is it me, Wednesday?
Wednesday: No, it’s not you.
Eugene: Is it me, Wednesday?
Wednesday: No, it’s not you either.
Tyler: Is it me, Wednesday?
Wednesday *mockingly*: Is iT mE, Wednesday?
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