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<div> —  Strong Bad, probably<br> </div><span>I’d like to offer my moral support, but I have questionable morals.</span>
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Grizzly
Can I get you anything to drink?
Nom Nom
The tears of my enemies, wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed!
Grizzly
...We have jasmine tea.
Nom Nom
Ooh, jasmine! Yes, please.
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Darrel
When I started this mouse-pad store, I didn't have two nickels to rub together.
Sofia
The second one rolled under the fridge. You were so mad.
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<div> The Gregs are Watching "Slam Dunk" </div>
D&D Greg
This is NOT basketball!
Japanese Culture Greg
This is literally the '92 Bulls.
D&D Greg
Michael Jordan did NOT have death rays coming out his hand!
Japanese Culture Greg
It's called a fade-away jumper.
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Jun: Have any of you seen Lisa?

Tatsuya: No.

Eikichi: What’s up with Person B?

Jun: She’s trying to kill me!

Eikichi: Any reason?

Jun: We were hanging out last night and she asked me to do her eyebrows.

Tatsuya: For what?

Jun: To make them look neater and nicer, we groom each other like monkeys!

Tatsuya: But why is Lisa trying to kill you?

Jun: Well…

Lisa, screaming in the distance: WHERE IS HE?

Jun: [screams and runs away]

Lisa, entering the room: STOP HIM!

Lisa, chasing Jun around: [incoherent screaming from both of them]

Eikichi: What’s that about?!

Tatsuya: Why are you so mad at Person A?

Lisa, breathing heavily, grinding teeth in anger: [turns around and reveals her eyebrows were completely shaved off]

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Grizzly
I blame myself for this.
Panda
We ALL blame you for this!
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<div> —  Strong Bad, probably<br> </div><span>As Poopaw Strong used to say ‘It’s better to know you’ve lost than not to know you’ve won.’ Dear old man… he used to say some really stupid things.</span>
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<div> —  Ice Bear, probably<br> </div><span>Ice Bear is way too sleep-deprived to deal with your negativity now.</span>
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Sci-Fi Greg
Didn't you die?
Cheerleader
That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.
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Panda
I'm an artist.
Nom Nom
Are you good enough to call yourself that?
Panda
It's not about being good, it's about being too dumb to stop.
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<div> Shooting a Commercial for a Sale on T-Shirts at Bubs' Concession Stand </div>
Bubs
This could be yours for one-hundred percent of the price! I can't give deals away, Coach!
Coach Z
Amazing!
Bubs
I am not a deal giver!
Coach Z
This is amazing! One-hunnerd parcent of the deals for half the price! Call in now, get the deal! Call in later, get the deal! I'm not even sellin' shirts!
Bubs
Coach, what you get here is something you don't get anywhere else! What you get here, you get a quality! You get a scene, you... (swings his arm a little too hard, knocking over a display)
Coach Z
Great deals for none of the price! You're welcome!
Bubs
You're welcome!
Coach Z
You're welcome!
Bubs
You're welcome to stay as long as you like!
Coach Z
Who's got a shirt that looks like this?
Bubs
Nobody! Nobody!
Coach Z
Only this!
Bubs
Nobody! Nobody!
Coach Z
Who's got a shirt?
Bubs
Call in now, call in later, Colin Ferrel, Colin Mochrie!
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<div> —  Nom Nom, probably<br> </div><span>My neutral expression makes me look like I’m always in a bad mood, which is convenient because it’s usually true.</span>
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Strong Bad
Bubs, in your professional opinion, how would I die?
Bubs
Murder. Gangland style execution. We never find your head.
Strong Bad
That's a shame.
Strong Sad
(raises a questioning hand)
Bubs
You slip in the bathtub.
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Panda
Grizz, why is there a pancake in our silverware drawer?
Grizzly
I think you mean, why is there silverware in our pancake drawer?
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*The group is getting into the car*

Pom Pom: I’m driving.

Strong Bad, out of view: Shotgun!

Homestar, turning to face Strong Bad: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Strong Bad: WOAH-

Strong Bad, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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Nom Nom
I'M TIRED OF BEING CALM ALL THE DAMN TIME! I WANNA LIVE MY LIFE! AND YOU! YOU, YOU, YOU... I'M SO SICK OF YOU!
Panda
It looks like we won, everybody. We... broke him, finally.
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King of Town
Fall is not cute, it's the season of death and your sweater will not protect you, not even your sweater paws!
Strong Sad
Joke's on you, I love death and being dead, and I will wear my sweater to my grave.
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Panda, scrolling Twitter
"Logan Paul"? "James Charles"? There's not one last name between them.
Ice Bear
Ice Bear is sick of all four of these people.
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