Adrian: [T-posing in the hallway] Good morning, parental figure.
Hugh: [not looking up from his newspaper] Good morning, problem child.
#source: ???
Homestar, probably
Strong Bad, on geography
Strong Bad: Before we begin, do you promise not to get mad at me?
Marzipan: No.
Strong Bad: Thought not.
Remus: I think you're still suffering the effects of the party last night.
Sirius: All I drank was redbull!
Remus: How many?
Sirius: (slight pause) Eighteen.
[after The Green Loontern/Duck Dodgers crashes into a wall]
Capt. Star Johnson: [imitating Dodgers] Hi, I’m Duck Dodgers. Don’t let the concussion and bruises fool you. I need more practithce.
[Dodgers uses the Lantern ring to make Johnson fall through the floor]
Cadet: [surprised] W-w-w-wow, it’s q-q-quiet in here.
Homestar: Welcome to my vewy first vlog, in which I twy different hair pwoducts!
Homestar: (sprays hair spray directly into his mouth)
Homestar: Well, wight off the bat I can tell you this one is not vewy good.
Strong Sad: (pours out a box of Life cereal, only whole lemons come out)
Strong Sad: (with forced cheeriness) Well, when life gives ya lemons!
Mom and me talking about how I think I might have undiagnosed add.
Younger brother walks in and starts talking.
Mom: We’re talking.
Bro: No you’re not.
Mom: We’re talking about mental health.
Bro: Well, I don’t have none of that.
I just fell to the floor laughing.
[Stuffed Animal has fur covering it’s eyes]
Max: [gently fixes it] There, you can see now!
Nova: [watching from across the room] We don’t deserve you.
Reynold: Batteries not included, or needed! Unless you WANT to feed Fightgar a battery.
Fightgar: I will eat it.
Oscar: Exercise is so important for a healthy lifestyle. That’s why I do yoga daily.
Oscar: [lays flat down on his face]
Nova: You can’t just do the corpse pose for an hour.
Oscar: Watch me.
Marzipan: Why was your bucket on top of my door?
Strong Bad: Why was your door under my bucket?
Newsman Elmer: I invent false information about a countwy and seww it to others stupid enough to bewieve it.
Daffy: Stheems a sthound proposition. What brought you here?
Elmer: A wapse of judgment. I told the twuth.
Grizzly: The terrible power of "Don't Stop Believing" is you don't even have to listen to it for it to get stuck in your head, just hearing the name is enough.
Panda: You didn't even finish that sentence before it hit me like a midnight train going anywhere.
Nom Nom, to Grizzly at some point
Homestar: (sobbing over Li'l Brudder)
Strong Sad, in a reassuring tone: There, there. It's not gonna be okay.
The Baby Bears in Arizona
Panda: 111 degrees? Phoenix can't really be that hot, can it?
Grizzly: Oh my god, it's like standing on the Sun!
Panda: This city should not exist. It is a monument to man's arrogance!
The Broternal Order of Different Helmets Goes on a Road Trip
Homestar: Sounds like it's time to buckle up!
Strong Bad: Quit being lame, Homestar!
Coach Z: Hey, man, there's NOTHING lame about seatbelt sarfety.
Charlie, inviting the bears over to his “house”