#source: @beetledrink

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Peter: How would you die in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?

Tony: This is a great question because it harrowed my soul! I would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. Willy would make no attempt to perform the Heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete.

Stephen: I would choke on Gene Wilder's dick.

Harley: I don't know how I'd die, but I'm taking as many of the fucking oompa-loompas with me as I can.

#ironstrange #supremefamily #strangefamily #tony stark #stephen strange #peter parker #harley keener #irondad #doctor dad #incorrect-ironstrange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #source: tumblr #source: @beetledrink #source: @usbdongle #source: @theatticgoblin

[incorrectseijouquotes]

Someone: How would you die in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory?

Hanamaki: this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete

Matsukawa: I would choke on gene wilder's cock

Oikawa: Would you get a song for would the Oompa Loompas just come by with a couple push brooms later and cram your body into a storm drain?

Iwaizumi: I don't know how I'd die but I'm taking as many fucking oopma-loompas with me as I can

#matsuhanaiwaoi #makki #mattsun #oiks #iwachan #chat #source: beetledrink and others on tumblr

[incorrectfequotes-cianthemighty]

Claude: I love the episodes of the Twilight Zone with no quantifiable moral at the end.

Claude: They just wrap it up like, "Wouldn't it be fucked if that happened."

#Fire Emblem #Fire Emblem Three Houses #Golden Deer House #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Fire Emblem #Incorrect FE #Incorrect Three Houses #Claude von Riegan #Khalid von Riegan #Source: beetledrink #cianthemighty

[earthboundfacebook]

#mimmie #kumatora #mother 1 #mother 3 #source: tumblr (beetledrink)

[aftout]

Armpit: My main goal is to become a casserole.

Squid: And then act like I don' know nobody.

#holes movie #source: hustlerose and beetledrink on tumblr

[somnambulant-snowball]

And thus, a friendship was born.

(text source: beetledrink, creepsandcrawlers, kramergate, and laflenkenway on tumblr)

#hiveswap #hiveswap friendsim #friendsim #mspa reader #remele namaaq #incorrect quotes #text post

[hotversion]

me: *gets anxious over nothing* me: wait this is stupid everything is fine me: wait me: but what if its not

Source: beetledrinkbeetledrink

#solve #i have a problem #Sadlife #Sadness #sad aesthetic

[okayysophia]

Not the pervious anon but beetledrink is a tumblr user whos twitter url is lars, one of your most popular post is a screencap of one if their tweets without a source or credit

oh okay... but the twitter handle is on the screenshot tho, I always make sure to credit the original creator but I had no idea the person was on Tumblr and I don't even follow them on twitter... some I follow retweeted it from someone else...