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[incorrect-spiderverse]

Miles, watching the news: "Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!"

Hobie, walks in covered in ink: "Well, maybe the squid was being a dickhead."

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[or-we-could-take-a-walk-together]

Sirius: I know you snuck out last night to see my brother James!

James’ subconscious: play dumb!

James: who’s James?

Subconscious: not that dumb!

#marauders #harry potter #jegulus #regulus black #sirius black #incorrect harry potter quotes #james potter #incorrect marauders quotes #peter pettigrew #remus lupin #source: into the spiderverse #lily evans #wolfstar #lgbtq+ #jegulus raising harry #marlene mckinnon #mary macdonald #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #fuck jkr #dorcas meadows #marauders era #the marauders #dorlene #atyd

[asmodeus542]

Miguel: Lately, some of you have been a little...out of sorts.

[Miles lowers his head]

Miguel: Erratic.

[Pavitr whistles]

Miguel: Unreliable.

[Hobie rolls his eyes]

Miguel: Down right sloppy.

[Gwen arches her eyebrow]

Miguel: Except you, LEGO Spider-Man. You've been great.

#across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #atsv #miguel o'hara #miles morales #gwen stacy #pavitr prabhakar #hobie brown #spider man 2099 #spider man #spider woman #spider punk #spider man india #spider verse incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: the boys #spider man across the spider verse

[batfamgalore]

Bruce: Are you following me?

Tim: No I just saw where you were going and went there without you knowing.

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #tim drake #red robin #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #source: across the spiderverse

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Grace, burying Max's body: Just relax! Be in the moment!

Steph: I AM in the moment! It's a terrible moment!

#starkid #nerdy prudes must die #source: into the spiderverse #incorrect quotes #incorrect starkid #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #grace chasity #steph lauter

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph: I don’t do teamwork. April: You are literally on a team. Raph: I also don’t do consistency.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: spiderverse #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #raphael #april o'neil

[stardust948]

Gwen: The moon is beautiful tonight.

Miles: It really is.

*in another room*

Hobi, whispering: Should we tell them that's a tortilla I threw at the window?

Pavtir: Please don't.

#spiderman #spiderverse #atsv #gwen stacy #miles morales #miles x gwen #hobi brown #pavitr prabhakar #source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #atsv incorrect quotes #ghostflower

[the-wrathful-trilobite]

Miles: You call yourself my friend, but where were you when my meme only got four likes? Hobie: Making four accounts, bruv. Miles: Bruv...

#marvel #across the spiderverse #incorrect spiderverse #source: incorrect-izonequotes #miles morales #hobie brown #punkflower

[audhd-nightwing]

Peter B: We have fun, don’t we Miguel?

Miguel: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

#source: the good place #source: incorrect quotes ideas #the entirety of atsv #atsv #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #peter b parker #spider man across the spider verse #atsv miguel #spiderdads #spider man 2099 #if u want it to be #i like it tbh it’s cute #anyway #spiderverse #spiderverse incorrect quotes

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

Batman: I don’t do teamwork.

Hawkgirl: You are literally on a team.

Batman: I also don’t do consistency.

#source: spiderverse #justice league #dc comics #dcau #dc #justice league unlimited #jlu #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #hawkgirl #shayera hol

[incorrect-spiderverse]

*Pavitr and Miles turn up at Gwens window and knock to come in*

Pavitr: "Can we stay with you tonight?."

Gwen: "Both of you? What happened?"

Miles: "Someone was playing with an ouija board and cursed the whole spiderbase."

Pavitr: "Hobie wasn’t any help. He doesn’t know how to banish spirits, so he’s just throwing salt at them yelling “does this look like a hotel to you!?”"

#source: tumblr #spiderverse #into the spider verse #into spider verse #into the spiderverse #miles morales #pavitr prabhakar #spiderverse pavitr #hobie brown #spiderverse hobie #gwen stacy #spider gwen #spidergwen #incorrect quotes #incorrect spiderverse #across the spiderverse

[hawklanthebard]

Hobie: When I came in today and saw that the flag was half-mast, I thought “Alright, another bureaucrat ate it!”. But then I found out it was Spider-Cat.

Hobie: Half-mast is too high. Show some damn respect.

#incorrect spiderverse #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spidercat #source: parks and rec

[asmodeus542]

*Gwen jumps out of a portal*

Gwen: Oh man, this is bad! This is really bad!

Hobie: Oi, what is it?

Gwen *blushing*: I kissed Miles.

Hobie: Whoa... I owe Pav so much money.

#gwiles #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse #spider man across the spider verse #gwen stacy #hobie brown #miles morales #pavitr prabhakar #spider man #spider woman #spider punk #spider verse incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: regular show #ghostflower

[fandomnerd9602]

Gwen, smiling, hangs upside down in front of Y/N…

Gwen: hey hero

Y/N: hey Gwen

Gwen: happy birthday. do you want your gift?

Y/N: well you didn’t have to-

Gwen swings forward and kisses Y/N…

Gwen: if you don’t like it, you could always return it (winks)

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #gwen stacy #gwen stacy imagine #gwen stacy x reader #ghost spider x reader #ghost spider #across the spiderverse #spider man atsv #Spiderverse #source: into the spiderverse #incorrect into the spiderverse quotes #into the spiderverse

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Lan Qiren: I know you snuck out last night, Wei Wuxian!

Wei Wuxian, internally: Play dumb!

Wei Wuxian: Who’s Wei Wuxian?

Wei Wuxian, internally: NOT THAT DUMB!

#source: into the spiderverse #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan Qiren

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Richie: Hope I didn't ice your game, bro

Pete: Richie, no one our age says those words in that order

#source: into the spiderverse #incorrect quotes #starkid #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die #incorrect starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #richie lipschitz #pete spankoffski