Ra's: I suppose you think Bruce Wayne's butler is more nurturing than I am.
Damian: Grandfather, there are prison cells that are more nurturing than you are.
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2580
(Dialogue from 30 Rock.)
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Lucifer: no more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references. Are we cowabunga on this?
Charlie, sighing: yes, Dad. We’re cowabunga.
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Donna: Doctor, why did you make this terrible choice?
10: Why? Because I believe life is for the living! I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew! And also, people were yelling, and I got confused about the rules.
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Tony: Sometimes things change.
Natasha: And yet you still say stupid stuff to me all the time.
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Boyd: Peter shouldn't be allowed to treat Derek that way.
Erica: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Boyd: Yeah, let’s give him a piece of our minds--
Erica: Let’s stab him!!!!!
Boyd:
Erica: Yeah, your thing, yeah.
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Daphne: Eloise, it’s okay to be a human woman.
Eloise: No it’s not. It’s the worst. Because of society.
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Zuko: I am in inconsolable despair.
Katara: Come sit on my lap and tell me about it.
Zuko: *plops himself on her lap*
Katara: Oh! Why are you so heavy?
Zuko: Because so much of me has died.
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Kaito: Shinichi is an angel that fell from heaven.
Shiho: So was satan.
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Wei Wuxian: Can we talk? One ten to another?
Nie Huaisang: I'm an eleven, but continue.
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Y/N, about John Walker: We shouldn’t let him get away with it.
Sam: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Sam: Let’s give him a piece of our minds-
Y/N: Let’s stab him!!
Sam:
Y/N: ... yeah... your thing.
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Starscream: Knockout, can we talk? One ten to another?
Knockout: I’m an eleven, but continue.
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Chris: *walks up behind Wesker*
Wesker: You've been avoiding me, Redfield.
Chris: How do you do that without turning around?
Wesker: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
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Vaggie: this is a bad idea.
Charlie: there are no bad ideas, Vaggie! Only good ideas that go horribly wrong!
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Ekko: Jinx, can we talk? One ten to another?
Jinx: I'm an eleven but go on.
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Clint: Why are you wearing a tux?
Tony: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?
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