#source: 3rd rock from the sun

[drinkingdrunk]

Jason: Why dont we start a fire, pull the fire alarm and get everyone out of here?

Dick: Or we could just pull the fire alarm?

Jason: Without a fire? Thats illegal! Do you want me to get in trouble?

#source: 3rd rock from the sun #dc #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batfam quotes #batfamily #batfam #batboys #i was watching this episode this morning and it made me think of them

[writernothingness]

Slider, glancing down at the pile of presents: How did you manage to afford all this?

Mav: You know that jar of pennies I keep in my room?

Slider: Yeah?

Mav: That’s where I hide Ice’s credit card

#top gun #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #ron slider kerner #source: 3rd rock from the sun #series: dagger dads and kids #icemav

[thebunnyremix]

Qrow: Poor kid. I remember how it feels to be your age.

Jaune: [nods] Yeah...I remember how it feels to be your age.

#RWBY #qrow branwen #jaune arc #incorrect quote #source: 3rd rock from the sun

[incorrectuksies]

spot, glaring at the manhattan newsies: men. can't live with them -

spot: *walks off*

#spot conlon #newsies #incorrect quotes #source: 3rd rock from the sun

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Summer: Ok! There's work to be done! Flynn, I want you to find me something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue. Go! Scott, get me a deal on flowers. Ziggy, your job is to sit back and just get overwhelmed by the whole process.

Ziggy: *flails*

#Incorrect Quotes #Power Rangers #Power Rangers RPM #summer landsdown #ziggy grover #source: 3rd rock from the sun

[hawkinsincorrect]

Max, glaring at the party: Men. Can't live with them -

Max: *walks off*

#she put up with so much bs on her own when el left #i know it #incorrect quotes #stranger things #max mayfield #source: 3rd rock from the sun

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

Euphemia: How do you keep from cracking under such inhumane conditions? Teach me, Suzaku. Teach me to be more like you. Suzaku: Well, it's powerful stuff. Once you accept it, there's no going back. You ready to proceed? All right. All right. Now let me bring you inside my mind. Now picture yourself on a serene mountaintop, clear blue sky, sun shining, a cool breeze blowing through the wildflowers. Euphemia: I see it. Suzaku: Now, take away the flowers, breeze, sky, mountaintop. Now what do you see? Euphemia: Nothing. Suzaku: Exactly. And that's what's in my head... all the time.

#code geass #incorrect quotes #euphemia li britannia #kururugi suzaku #source: 3rd rock from the sun #mod: LP

[lesbian-deadpool]

Tony: I can hear my inner voice.

Y/N: What’s it saying?

Tony: I don’t know, I don’t speak French.

#source: 3rd rock from the sun #incorrect marvel quotes #tony stark x reader #tony stark imagine #tony stark #marvel #MCU

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

Fiona: Well, I guess it's up to me to get to the bottom of this. Fiona: And if I have to smash Rhys' fantasy and leave him a blubbering idiot... then all the better.

#canonical #borderlands #tales from the borderlands #fiona the con artist #rhys the company man #rhys x fiona #incorrect borderlands quotes #source: 3rd rock from the sun #rhyiona #submission #submitted by anonymous

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: *smoking*

Ichabod: Cigarettes take ten years off your life.

Geoffrey: Yes, but that’s off the end of your life and those years are crappy anyway.

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Geoffrey McCullum #Ichabod Throgmorton #source: 3rd rock from the sun

[incorrect-marmalade]

Otis: You're beautiful.

Marmalade: Why do people keep telling me that like I'm gonna forget?

#source: 3rd rock from the sun #incorrect quotes #marmalade 2024 #baron x otis #barmalade #otalade #baron lamram #otis huxley

[incorrectvermintide]

Saltzpyre: The Order are coming into town tomorrow.

Kruber: What for?

Saltzpyre: That's classified.

Kerillian: You have no idea, do you?

[pause]

Saltzpyre: That's also classified.

#source: 3rd rock from the sun #victor saltzpyre #markus kruber #kerillian #vermintide #vermintide 2 #warhammer vermintide #warhammer: the end times #warhammer fantasy #warhammer #incorrect vermintide quotes #incorrectvermintide

[maybestoryideas]

Riddle: Oh, MC! I had one of those terrible dreams again! We were getting married!

MC: Oh.

Riddle: No, that was the good part. Then, my mother showed up.

MC: Oh, and she objected?

Riddle: Well… she had issues.

MC: Don’t worry. I wrote a speech in case that happens. Well, it’s just two words. One of them’s “off”.

#Twisted Wonderland #Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes #Riddle Rosehearts #TWST Incorrect Quotes #TWST Riddle #TWST MC #source: 3rd Rock From The Sun

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Daffy: I think it's unfair that you demand that do whatever you want as if you were... king of the univerthse! Marvin: Oh, please! We look nothing alike.

#daffy duck #marvin the martian #source: 3rd rock from the sun

[incorrectuksies]

race: *smoking*

jo jo: cigarettes take ten years off your life.

race: yes, but that’s off the end of your life and those years are crappy anyway.

#racetrack higgins #jo jo de la guerra #newsies #incorrect quotes #source: 3rd rock from the sun

[according-to-shlorp]

Korvo: Terry, I need you to drive me somewhere.

Terry: Nope.

Korvo: You know I outrank you.

Terry: Then, "No, sir!"

#Solar Opposites #SolarOpposites #Korvo Solar Opposites #KorvoSolarOpposites #Terry Solar Opposites #TerrySolarOpposites #Incorrect Solar Opposites #3rd Rock From The Sun #3rdrockfromthesun #source: 3rd rock from the sun #Incorrect Quotes #IncorrectQuotes