#source: BoJack Horseman

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Maybe because you’re skinny, and maybe because you’re pretty, you’re used to getting away with things, Malfoy

Harry: But I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others, and I hate you, and you are a horrible person, and not understanding that you’re a horrible person does not make you less of a horrible person

Draco: You think I’m pretty?

#drarry #he does but that’s beside the point draco #harry potter #draco malfoy #incorrect drarry quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #harry x draco #harry potter x draco malfoy #incorrect hp #daddiesdrarry on instagram #hp #drarry squad #drarry gang #source: bojack horseman #draco x harry #hpdm #hp text post #hp incorrect quotes #hp imagine #hp ships #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect draco malfoy quotes #drarry ship #drarry textpost #drarry imagines

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bruce: I need you to sober up.

Tony: First of all, rude. Second, gross. And third, why?

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[uncorrectintamed]

Wen Qing: Why are you helping us so much?

Wei Wuxian: Because my life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I don't know how to take care of myself.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #wen qing #incorrect quotes #source: bojack horseman

[harringroveera]

Billy likes to focus on the positive things these days

#harringrove #yes he does billy he does #billy hargrove #steve harrington #billy x steve #billy hargrove x steve harrington #incorrect harringrove quotes #harringroveera #steve x billy #harringrove textpost #incorrect billy hargrove quotes #incorrect steve harrington #harringrove meme #harringrove edit #steve harrington x billy hargrove #steve harrington meme #billy hargrove meme #source: bojack horseman

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Damian is upset and Barbara try to comfort him.

Barbara : " Look, dick thinks the world of you."

Damian : " Grayson thinks the world of Pop Tarts."

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[radiobelle-bitxch]

Vaggie: Admit it! You like Charlie!

Alastor: Oh, nonsense. I mean, am I attracted to her? Sure. Do my days feel better when I'm around her? Yes. Does she get me in ways no one ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasize about her? Yes, but only in two positions. Am I the kind of man who would try to steal someone else's girlfriend? Sure, of course, but do I 'like' her? The answer's no.

Vaggie:...

Alastor: See? You have nothing to worry about, darling.

#charlastor #radiobelle #incorrect quotes #source: bojack horseman #I can hear this with their voices #he's charliesexual #i love that hc #because it makes this quote even better #like 'I only fantasize because it's her' thing #and only 2 positions cuz he probably doesn't know more lmao

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mona Lisa: Maybe because you're muscular, and maybe because you're handsome you're used to getting away with things, but I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others and I HATE you and you are a horrible person and you not understanding that you're a horrible person DOESN'T make you less of a horrible person! Raph: ... Raph: You think I'm handsome?

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: bojack horseman #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #mona lisa #raphael #ramona

[incorrect-record-of-ragnarok]

Brunhilde: You can play with this kaleidoscope I got you at the airport. Buddha: What?! A kaleidoscope? *looks in* I’m not fi-S H A P E S A N D C O L O R S T H E L I K E S OF W H I C H I ’ V ‘E N E V E R S E E N

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #snv #incorrect shuumatsu no walkurie #incorret quotes #incorrect record of ragnarok #snv buddha #snv brunhilde #source: bojack horseman

[spn-lesbian]

Charlie: so, you're the famous Castiel

Cas: I'm not famous. You might have confused me with another, more famous Castiel

Charlie: I know, um, I just meant because Dean talks about you so much, I feel like you're famous

Cas: oh well, that was not clear

#source: bojack horseman #spn #incorrect spn quotes #destiel #charlie bradbury #castiel #dean winchester #supernatural #incorrect supernatural quotes #deancas #dean x castiel #incorrect destiel

[incorrect-losers]

Georgie: Ever since I was a baby, people always said I looked like my brother

Richie: That’s a TERRIBLE thing to say to a baby

#Georgie is giggling as Bill’s glaring #losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #george denbrough #georgie denbrough #richie tozier #bill denbrough #source: bojack horseman

[team-iceflower]

Weiss: I'm glad I knew you too.

Ruby: "Knew" huh?

Weiss: Mm.

Ruby: Hey, wouldn't it be funny if this night was the last time we ever talked to each other?

#rwby #ruby rose #whiterose #weiss schnee #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #source: bojack horseman #YALL IM SORRY THIS IS SO SAD BUT FITS THEM TOO WELL

[bruhseidon]

Isabel: Admit it. You like my boyfriend.

Y/N: Oh, come on. I mean, am I attracted to him? Sure. Do my days feel better when I’m around him? Yeah. Does he get me in ways no man ever has? Undoubtedly. Do I fantasize about him? Yes, but only in two positions. Look, am I the kind of girl who would try to steal someone else’s boyfriend? Sure, of course. But do I like him? The answer is no. You have nothing to worry about.

#batman #dc comics #batfamily #batfamily x reader #isabel ardila #jason todd #jason todd x reader #red hood #red hood x reader #incorrect dc #source: bojack horseman

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: Why are you calling me this late?

Peter: I need your help. I’ve done something bad. Very bad.

Wade: Put the corpse on ice, I’m on my way.

Peter: What? No, it’s not… why would I…

#source: bojack horseman #wade wilson #deadpool #deadpool incorrect quotes #peter parker #peter parker incorrect quotes #spider man #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[uncorrectintamed]

Wei Wuxian: What about you? Are you close with your father?

Lan Wangji: ...

Lan Wangji: Uneventful.

Wei Wuxian: What?

Lan Wangji: What?

Wei Wuxian: I asked if you were close with your father, and you sat here in silence for 5 minutes and then said, "uneventful".

#the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #incorrect quotes #source: bojack horseman #200

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Bruce : " Here, you can play with this kaleidoscope I got you at the airport."

Dick : " What ? A kaleidoscope ? I’m not five."

Dick : *Looks through kaleidoscope*

Dick : " Shapes and colours the likes of which I’ve never seen~ "

#source: bojack horseman #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batman quotes #batman #bat family #batfamily #batman family #batfam #dc #dc characters #dc batman #dc batfam #dc nightwing #incorrect dc comics #incorrect dc quotes #bruce and dick #dick grayson #bruce wayne #richard john grayson #richard grayson #nightwing #dc comics

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Cleric: Why are you calling me at three in the morning?

Paladin: I did something bad, something very bad.

Cleric: Put the corpse on ice, I’m on my way.

Paladin: What? No, it’s not—why would I—

#cleric #paladin #incorrect quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #dungeons and dragons #submission #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dnd classes #dnd #mod meme #greatwyrmgold #source: bojack horseman