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incorrect-dnd-classes · 6 months
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Gunslinger: Those who live by the sword… get shot by those who don’t.
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incorrectbatfam · 11 months
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Dick: You never dance?
Tim: I'm told that I look like a marionette in a windstorm.
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12: It's stupid!
Clara: Hey, nothing we've done so far has been un-stupid, and we're still alive, aren't we?!
12: I can't really argue with that, but I feel like I should.
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Stiles: I'm going to hug you. Derek: Thanks for the heads up.
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effie-trinket · 10 months
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incorrect babylon 5 quotes (3/?)
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spiltinksky · 8 months
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Wonwoo: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.
Jihoon: Why?
Wonwoo: I’m told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.
Seungkwan: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.
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Y/n: Harmless? I'm harmless?
Kol: Yes. You do not pose a viable threat.
Y/n: Well, that's just insulting.
@fitzs-trained-monkey @her-violent-delights
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Narcissa: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine. Bellatrix: Why? Narcissa: I’m told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success. Rita: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.
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the-black-bulls · 6 months
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Nacht: You promised you wouldn’t!
Magna: No, you ordered us not to.
Luck: There’s a distinct difference.
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incorrect-multiverse · 11 months
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*After Jane’s wedding vows*
Korsak: And now, Maura, will you be speaking from the heart as well?
Maura: No, I will be speaking from my mouth.
Jane: *heart eyes*
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incorrect-esmp-quotes · 6 months
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Joey: Those who live by the sword… get shot by those who don’t.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 8 months
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Wizard: Just because something is theoretically impossible doesn't mean that it's not possible. Artificer: I believe that is exactly what it means.
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Karlach: What did you want to tell me?
Wyll: That I love you...in a professional, "atta girl" kind of way.
Karlach: "Atta girl" kind of way? Right back atcha, Wyll. I love you too. "Atta boy."
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Beetee: You're supposed to bang your fist against mine.
Wiress: Why?
Beetee: I'm told it's a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.
Finnick: I love it when you two impersonate earthlings.
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Derek: Would you want another husband? Stiles: Truth? Derek: Oh no… I am not sure. Stiles: If I could marry you twice, I would do it in a heartbeat.
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writerswho · 1 year
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Morticia: What did I tell you?
Weems: That we aren't allowed in the same room without supervision.
Morticia: Why?
Weems: Because we were stupid enough...
Morticia: To...
Gomez: Fire a cannon indoors.
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