#source: Brooklyn 99
incorrect-piltover-quotes · 17 hours ago
Vi, to Jayce: Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when Pac-Man dies.
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onefabulousplatypus · a day ago
Seb: Who cares what Binotto thinks? You're an f1 driver, you're a grown man! He can't tell you what to do
Charles: Thank you!
Seb: Now go get your blanket and take a nap. And if you leave this room before two hours from now I'll be very disappointed in you
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incorrect-fandomquotes · 6 hours ago
Vander to Powder: Lying gets you into trouble
Silco to Jinx: And more lying gets you out of it!
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incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 18 hours ago
Mikey: It’s the most fun day of the year! Something you wouldn’t understand because you’re not programmed to feel joy.
Donnie: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.
Mikey: You know, when you play along with the robot joke it kind of ruins my enjoyment of them.
Donnie: Yes, I know.
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chasegrangerkingdom · 2 days ago
Fred: Look at you, always working. What happened to my fun girlfriend?
Hermione: Fun? I was never fun, you take that back.
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kanerallels · 4 hours ago
Thorne: Sorry prison didn't work out
Cinder: Eh, I'll find another use for that shiv
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kayjayo1227 · 2 months ago
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Batfamily as Brooklyn 99 💕
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jasonsthunderthighs · 7 days ago
*Tim and Jason are tied up together*
Tim: You don't think they're actually goin to kill us!?
Jason: Hmm..
Jason: *Looking down* Ah. Rookie mistake, should've tied my legs.
Tim: Huh?
Jason: *Starts to easily get up with his legs, getting up to his feet* Ali oop!
Tim: Hey! Do I even weigh ANYTHIN to you?
Jason: No. It's like holdin a couple of grapes. *Starts running away with Tim still tied to him* Let's go!
*Finally finds Dick*
Jason: Dick!
Dick: Jason! *Looking around* Where's Tim?!
Jason: *Turns around to show Tim* He's right here.
Tim: Hey.
Dick: *Trying not to laugh, putting his hand on his leg with his other hand showing one finger* Pfft!
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incorrectbatfamquotes · 29 days ago
Jason Todd: Alright, Bruce, what’s this meeting all about? I have a full workload today.
Bruce Wayne: I didn’t call it. I thought Dick did.
Dick Grayson: What? I did no such thing.
Tim Drake: So if neither of you called it, then who did?
[music starts playing]
Everyone: Ooohhh... Stephanie...
Cassandra Cain: That makes sense.
Stephanie Brown: [confetti entrance]
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this-isnt-legal · 11 days ago
Bakugou: I’m actually deeply in love with Deku and we’ve been dating for a couple months now, we even have pet names. Kaminari: But why are you telling me this?? Bakugou: Because no one will ever believe you
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incorrect-encanto-quotes · 28 days ago
The Triplets In Their Teens:
Bruno: I need some Madrigal drama, stat!
Julieta: I don’t think we’re that dramatic…
Bruno: I’ve been gone one week. Pepa has a boyfriend, and she killed a person.
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incorrect-piltover-quotes · a month ago
I didn’t understand why people care so much about their dumb kids till I got a dumb kid . I’ve only had Jinx for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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incorrectkonoha · 2 months ago
Naruto: Thanks, dad.
Naruto: Why is everyone staring at me?
Sakura: You just called Kakashi-sensei dad; you said thanks, dad.
Naruto: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks, man.
Kakashi: Do you see me as a father figure, Naruto?
Naruto: No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.
Sai: Hey! You show your father some respect.
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incorrect-fandomquotes · 6 hours ago
Caitlyn: Talk to me Vi. How are we looking?
Vi: Hot, but not like we’re trying too hard.
Vi: Like, sure, we’re trying, but it’s almost effortless.
Caitlyn: I meant the plan.
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league-of-mediocrity · 2 months ago
Ekko: Just be yourself.
Vi: 'Be myself' Ekko? I have one day to win Cait's parents over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Heimerdinger: Couple weeks.
Jayce: Six months.
Viktor: Jury’s still out.
Vi: See, Ekko?
Vi: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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b612sunsets · 10 days ago
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The Devil Judge in a nutshell.
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thingsoverheardatua · 3 months ago
Midoriya: Well, when I was a kid, I invented a magnetic flashlight clip so I could read under the covers. That clip and I went all around the world together; The Shire, Sweet Valley High, Terabithia-!
Bakugou: But never to a friends house, huh?
Midoriya: Uncalled for.
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kayjayo1227 · a month ago
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Batfam as Brooklyn 99 💕
Could work with any Robin, really
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incorrectfmaquotes · 2 months ago
Ed: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Al does? What if he jumped off a cliff?
Riza: If Alphonse were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Al jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Ed: You jump off a cliff!
Riza: Gladly. Provided Al did first.
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incorrectbatfamquotes · 2 months ago
[Dick Grayson has just become Nightwing. Bruce Wayne is following Dick to make sure he is alright. Dick Grayson caught Bruce]
Dick Grayson: Batman, what are you doing here?
Bruce Wayne: Right. I’m just here looking for, um... This! [picks a box up from the floor]
Dick Grayson: A half-eaten box of McNuggets?
Bruce Wayne: Yup, it’s my lunch.
Dick Grayson: Uh-huh. And what type of food is a McNugget?
Bruce Wayne: Some type of paella?
Dick Grayson: You had to know that was a bad guess.
Bruce Wayne: Well, the point is, I needed my paella and I noticed you, so I thought I might be of some help, but I’ll just go back and do nothing.
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