Ram: Honey?
Sita: Yeah?
Ram: Where's my bow and arrows?
Sita: What?
Ram: Where. Is. My. Bow. And. Arrows?
Sita: I, uh, put them away.
Ram: Where?
Sita: Why do you need to know?
Ram: I need them!
Sita: Uh uh! Don't you go running off to another battle! We've been planning this coronation for months!
Ram: The world is in danger!
Sita: Your coronation is in danger!
Ram: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY BOW AND ARROWS ARE, WOMAN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
Sita: THE GREATER GOOD?!? I AM YOUR WIFE! I'M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU'RE EVER GONNA GET!!!
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every year people get angry when ao3 requests donations but honestly in a world where almost all spaces online are slowly being eaten by corporations which censor the content on those sites, having a fan-run fan-sponsored place where people can create gay art without fear is great
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I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so.
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ethan winters is actually the funniest guy ever i've decided. hes managed to face hundreds of terrifying monsters and take down extremely powerful bioweapons and yet he is so deeply uncool he cant even be a real proper normalguy power fantasy. he laughs at his own one liners. his competence in combat is almost unbelievable, like every encounter turns in his favor based on luck alone. his hands keep getting chopped off. he just puts them back on. he is so, so scared. he's a systems engineer. he's from la. his primary personality trait is Being Married. i think he can digging in the ground for tubers
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I really, truly think that all of fandom needs to have a yearly re-watch of the source material so that people don't start agreeing with stupid fandom takes as gospel:
like... are you KIDDING ME with that??? she's so clearly smitten with him you'd have to be blind or literally closing your eyes to not see it
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The historian in me is thinking about how tumblr blog posts might be used as first person sources/accounts for the political decline of the UK/Scottish Independence
There are going to be academic papers addressing the significance of the Star Trek meme and I hope I get to write one of them
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i think katara and her righteous fury is a beautiful beautiful thing
i think she should call out republic city council on some bullshit and aang should be behind her and when the council looks to him like "Avatar pls" he just shrugs
"my most applicable title right now is 'Katara of the Southern Water Tribe's Husband' actually "
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Heavy: Doktor, wait here and stay hidden. I'm going in.
Medic: While what? I watch helplessly from the side-lines? I don't think so.
Heavy: I'm asking you to wait with tiny teammates!
Medic: And I'm telling you, not a chance!
Heavy: Heavy must to do this alone.
Medic: *recoils as if struck* What is this all of a sudden? Do you not trust me anymore?
Heavy: Of course I do!
Medic: Do you think I'm too weak?!
Heavy: No!
Medic: Then what?! What is it?!
Heavy: I'm not...
Medic: Not what?
Heavy: Not... I'm not strong enough.
Medic: Strong enough? And this will make you stronger?!
Heavy: Yes- No!
Medic: That's what this is? Some sort of work out?
Heavy: I can't lose you again!
Medic: ...!
Heavy: *staring at Medic's still healing bullet wounds* I can't. Not again. I'm not s-strong enough.
Medic: If we work together, you won't have to be.
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Percy: Wise girl!
Annabeth: What?
Percy: Where is Riptide?!
Annabeth: Huh?
Percy: Where! Is! RIPTIDE!
Annabeth: I, uhh, put it away!
Percy: WHERE?!
Annabeth: Why do you need to know?!
Percy: I NEED IT!
Annabeth: Uh uh! Don’t you think about running off and doing no daring do! We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!
Percy: The public is in danger!
Annabeth: MY EVENING’S IN DANGER!
Percy: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SWORD IS WOMAN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!!!
Annabeth: GREATER GOOD?! I AM YOUR WIFE! I’M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET!!
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