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#source: Sonic adventure 2 real time fandub
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Gandra: Hey, Fenton.
Fenton: *on the phone* Hey, Gandra—
Bradford: *also on the phone* WHY IS— NO. You CAN'T be talking to Fenton anymore. You're not talking to Fenton.
Gandra: You're not my DAD, don't fucking tell me what to DO!
Bradford: *still on the phone* STOP CALLING FENTON ON OUR EVIL PHONE LINE.
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 10 months
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Vriska: It seems like we're evenly matched in some w8y!
Tavros: wE AREN'T, yOU JUST KILLED ME,
Vriska: Juuuuuuuust kidding! I'm 8etter than you! I'm 8etter than everyone!
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incorrect-puyopuyo · 9 months
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(Atari and Zero are in a Puyo battle, and Atari is winning by a landslide) Atari: (sending a load of garbage at Zero) HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! Zero: Oh my GOD- That's it! I'm calling the police! Zero: 911, I've been attacked-- Atari: (sends even more garbage at him) I AM THE POLICE!! Zero, dying: HOOURUGHHGGH
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spookydicks · 7 months
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Imogen:
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I’ve come to make an announcement, Delilah Briarwood is a bitchass mother fucker. She pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, she took her little wizard pussy out and she pissed on my fucking wife, and she said her pussy was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com. Delilah Briarwood, you got a small pussy, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my pussy looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no smells of death, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. She fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK EXANDRIA. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on exandria, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that LORD DE ROLO? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit fucking EXANDRIA! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
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Person A, clearly drunk: Person B, hit me another drink… wooOO HOOoo…
Person B: I think you need a therapist and not a bottle.
Person A: I think yooOOoou need to shuUT YOUR MOUTH!
(Source: Sonic Adventure 2 Real-Time Fandub)
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cometmedalchavez · 4 months
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(Content Warning: lil bit of strong language and adult humor in this one)
Dar-Benn’s come with an announcement for a certain superhero that we all know. The time for peace is over. Let the pissing commence.
(Original Source: SnapCube’s Real-Time Fandub of Sonic Adventure 2 - Dr. Eggman’s Announcement)
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worstdeathstudent · 8 months
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Just a general Wizard101 quote:
Malistaire: I miss my wife, Ambrose. I miss her a lot. I'll be back.
Source: Snap Cube, Sonic Adventure 2 (Hero Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games
Tumblr wasn't notifying me until now, so sorry! But very accurate
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randomstranger27 · 11 months
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I started playing this god-forsaken game in highschool. How the actual hell have I been playing this long?
(Source: Snapcube's "Sonic Adventure 2: Dark Story Real-Time Fandub".)
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afluffywerelucario · 2 years
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Not sorry in advance since you guys really liked the one I did with Parks and Rec. I tried to put in a little more effort. Ah, the shit sleep deprivation does to a person before going to Six Flags... Audio is sourced from Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games by SnapCube on YT
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incorrectozfamily · 4 years
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I've come to make an announcement. Salem is a bitch ass motherfucker. She keeps destroying everything I love. That's right, she took her fuckin dragon Grimm out and destroyed my school and killed me and she said her love for evil was "THIS BIIIG" and I said "that's disgusting!" a
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 3 years
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Vriska: Well, 8ght years have passed and I feel the s8me w8y, Nepeta.
Nepeta: :33< you still wanna p33 in a hot topic?
Vriska: Yes, Nepeta. Thank you for listening to my ins8ne ram8lings a8out peeing in a Hot Topic.
Nepeta: :33< listen, i'll take mew to a hot topic.
Vriska: Finally... a place to release myself....
Nepeta: :33< i kmeow you've b33n holding it fur so long...
Eridan: wwhat are you twwo FUCKING talking about?
Nepeta: :33< fucking your wife again
Nepeta: :33 < and p33ing in a hot topic. beclaws, y'know, what else do you do on a caturday night?
Vriska: I peed on your wife, Ampora. She's mine now. That's the law.
Eridan: wwhat the actual SHIT? WWHAT?!
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Lemon Fizz: You're not my dad, don't fucking tell me what to do!
Kitty-Poo: THEN STOP CALLING HATENKO ON OUR EVIL PHONE LINE
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Beta 6: You're not my dad, don't fucking tell me what to do!
Professor Skull: STOP CALLING LINKARA ON OUR EVIL PHONE LINE
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Dio: Okay I’m logging on to Twitter, I’m gonna- [Dio noises] -Imma see what’s up, okay everybody shut up, shut up. Shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!
Hol Horse: None of us were talking, Dio.
Pucci: I can’t believe he came to his intervention drunk.
Hol Horse: Sometimes it just be like that.
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Odd Todd: Why is Odd Squad on the same line as the VILLAIN PHONE LINE
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idiot-detectives · 3 years
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Snake, lying on the ground in pain, coughing: KID listen to me, I know who your father is.
KID, Pointing his card gun at Snake, tears in his eyes: DON’T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME. 
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