(Atari and Zero are in a Puyo battle, and Atari is winning by a landslide)
Atari: (sending a load of garbage at Zero) HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!
Zero: Oh my GOD- That's it! I'm calling the police!
Zero: 911, I've been attacked--
Atari: (sends even more garbage at him) I AM THE POLICE!!
Zero, dying: HOOURUGHHGGH
I’ve come to make an announcement, Delilah Briarwood is a bitchass mother fucker. She pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, she took her little wizard pussy out and she pissed on my fucking wife, and she said her pussy was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com. Delilah Briarwood, you got a small pussy, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my pussy looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no smells of death, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. She fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK EXANDRIA. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on exandria, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that LORD DE ROLO? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit fucking EXANDRIA! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
Not sorry in advance since you guys really liked the one I did with Parks and Rec. I tried to put in a little more effort.
Ah, the shit sleep deprivation does to a person before going to Six Flags...
Audio is sourced from Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games by SnapCube on YT
I've come to make an announcement. Salem is a bitch ass motherfucker. She keeps destroying everything I love. That's right, she took her fuckin dragon Grimm out and destroyed my school and killed me and she said her love for evil was "THIS BIIIG" and I said "that's disgusting!" a