#source: Technoblade

[incorrect-web-novels]

Wei Wuxian: ...And that's how we get the information. It's advanced interrogation techniques.

Someone: That's just torture. You're just describing torture.

#source: Technoblade #modified slightly #wei wuxian #wwx #mdzs #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs quotes #my quotes

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

Jerri: *has trapped MM in a glass box filled with water to test that magic trick*

Master Mentalist: "I should have expected this. Well, this is the end for me."

Master Mentalist: *dramatically acts like he's drowning, despite clearly being fine.*

Jerri: *is done* "MM, can you just die?"

The others: *laughing*

Master Mentalist: "I'm kinda thirsty actually, hold on." *somehow WALKS OUT OF THE GLASS BOX*

Jerri: *stammers in confusion*

...

Jerri: "Have you seen how many hours this man has with magic?!"

Master Mentalist: *comes back with a glass of water, and just walks back into the box of water*

Schmitty: *laughing through tears* "He's got some water!"

Master Mentalist: "I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water."

Jerri: "THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!"

Master Mentalist: "Okay, have I drowned yet?"

#source: technoblade #source: dream smp #jerri rigg #jerri #time jinx #master mentalist #hypnotorious #magic tricks #party pack 10 #jackbox #incorrect jackbox quotes #jackbox games #incorrect quotes #schmitty #quiplash #ydkj #you don't know jack

[suykotzuly]

Alastor: ... And that's how I get the information. It's advanced interrogation techniques.

Charlie: That's just torture, Al. You're just describing torture.

#source: Technoblade #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel shitpost #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel memes #charlie #charlie magne #charlie morningstar #charlotte morningstar #charlotte magne #alastor #radio demon #the radio demon #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel charlie #charlie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #shitpost #meme #memes #incorrect quotes

[incorrectfallenlondonquotes]

FF Gebrandt's Exhibition

FF Gebrandt: How long have you been--how long have you been working on this?

The Player: Uh. I haven't stopped.

Gebrandt: Wait, you just--from when I saw you last week, you haven't stopped?

The Player: Yeah. I've just...I've just been here.

Gebrandt: That's....it's been like six days.

The Player: Revolution waits for no man.

#fallen london #the player #ff gebrandt #summer events #honestly this works for any given summer event #where it's just #the players providing massive heaps of stuff #and the devs being like 'we thought we balanced it this time' #source: technoblade

[incorrect-undertronic-quotes]

Zephyr: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Seth: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans. Zephyr: but what’s the first worst thing? Seth: Seth: Zephyr, they… they weren’t always orphans.

#source: technoblade #incorrect undertronic quotes #undertronic #undertronic zephyr #undertronic seth #queue

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Dr. M: This says you were the second worst thing to happen to those orphans, what does that mean?

Clockwerk: It means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Tsao: What's the first worst thing??

Clockwerk: . . .

Clockwerk: They were not always orphans, General.

#IS THE PINK TEXT SLIGHTLY HIGHER THAN THE REST OF IT??? #i dont know whats up with this trio #but i think they should meet #source: technoblade #[totally correct] #sly cooper #incorrect quotes #hmmm. #[the enemy of my enemy] #ill probably use that for all crossover villain interactions

[howl-at--the-sun]

Vio: “You see, I was actually using an advanced technique called

Lying”

#if y’all can’t read the cursive it says lying #source: technoblade #rip #vio link #four swords #four swords manga #fs vio #levis speaks

[stampys--incorrect--world]

William Beaver: Lesbian rights? I will say that. You see, uh back in high school when I didn’t have a huge ego, a lesbian refereed to me as actually pretty funny.

#101 #stampy's lovely world #william beaver #Source: Technoblade #incorrect quote

[thecabbagecrow]

I was part of a zine!! The Technojoy zine celebrates Technoblade and all the happiness he brought everyone around him! Definitely check out the full zine here! All the contributors did such an amazing job!!

#crows art #mcyt #dream smp #dsmp #technoblade #technojoy zine #tommyinnit #dsmp fanart #i completed this a while ago but i'm still super proud of it! #i wanted to make something so comfy cozy #bc that's what technoblade is to me #he's a source of comfort #but yeah i think i did that:)

[mrtechnodads-updates-deactived]

one word: nerddddd (affectionate) he looks a smart boi

sleepy bois inc!!!

x

#got this from twitter i dont know the sources #except tommy’s one was from his mum’s twitter #mr technodad #mrtechnodad #technodad #mrtechnodad updates #mrtechnodad reddit #technoblade #r/technoblade #subscribe to technoblade #mr technodad reddit #sbi #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #philza #dadza #sleepy bois #sleepy boys #sleepy bois inc #sleepy boys inc

[mykaeba]

drawing requests I'm here to do what I do, could I ask for a sketch of technoblade and michael_beloved :D?

“look at the stars!” *techno.exe has stopped working*

#areus i swear ur my main source of inspiration gfhdjskksjf #brain went ‘stargazing? stargazing.’ #areus #thanks for the ask!!! #technoblade #michael beloved #technoblade fanart #dsmp fanart #dsmp #my art

[incorrect-web-novels]

“I don’t do friendship. I’m allergic to friendship. I will die.”

- Shen Qingqiu

#source: technoblade #shen qingqiu #svsss #incorrect quotes #incorrect svsss quotes #before you @ me‚ consider: unreliable narrator #my quotes #queue

[thedrawingrat]

Thank you

#his content was a constant source of comfort for me and many others #techno fanart #technoblade #fuck cancer #dsmp fanart #mcyt fanart #technoblade fanart #my art

[block-toad]

yuker's c!techno you will always be famous

#hands down my favorite human-ish c!techno design #i can't link to the sources aka original posts because they don't exist anymore but you can find all the posts in my yuker archive tag #technoblade #yuker archive #yuker

[condorclaw]

CG5 - Lonely King [Dream SMP original song]

Produced by CG5

Animated by DICE Shimi

#dream smp #dsmp #quackity #c!quackity #jschaltt #c!schlatt #technoblade #c!techno #wilbur soot #c!wilbur #cg5 #dice shimi #tw eyestrain #eyestrain #it's always been a very strong rule of mine to not include too much in gifs because I want people to check out the source so bad #pleeeease go watch it there were so many scenes and shots that slapped so hard #gifset #my post

[incorrect-zombieland-saga-quotes]

Sakura: "Good morning, cruel world."

Lily: "Don't you mean goodbye?"

Sakura: "No, I mean good morning. The world may be cruel, but I'm still kicking."

#zls #zombieland saga #zombie land saga #revenge #zlsr #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #sakura minamoto #lily hoshiwaka #source: tumblr user technoblade #source: tumblr user tommyinnit