Quill: No one likes a show-off.
Rocket: Unless what they’re showing off is dope as fuck.
Quill: [whispering] Fuck. That’s true.
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Danse: Your name is X6-88, correct?
X6-88: Yes.
Danse: And it stands for what?
X6-88: It stands for me. It's what a name is.
Danse: Your name is letters?
Porter Gage: All names are letters, dickhead.
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Humphrey: I heard someone's gone! Who was it?
Robin: Milton go up!
Humphrey:
Humphrey: Milton was still with us?
Robin: Where you think he was?!
Humphrey: I dunno, I haven't seen him in months! I thought he went ages ago!
Mary: ....Who be Milton?
Them: What?!
Mary: I donst remembers any Milton.
Robin: He been here longer than you!
Mary: Is pretty sure Is remembers a ghosts calls Milton. Nots a very common name 'round 'eres parts. Dontst think I even met 'im.
Robin: He real funny guy! Did impression of dumb King! Got drawn and a quarter so he walk around all stretchy like, always trip on intestine!
Mary:
Mary: Oh THAT Milton! Aww, I shalls miss him.
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Eleven: What are you guys doing?
Mike: We’re here to... save you.
Eleven: You were gonna save me?
Mike: It was a really good plan, too!
Eleven: Well, I can go back inside and you can still do it.
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Chai: What are you guys doing?
Macaron: We’re here to... save you.
Chai: You were gonna save me?
Macaron: It was a really good plan, too.
Chai: Well, I can go back inside and you can still do it.
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Kat : Recently, I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a partner, I'd be on the lookout for red flags. And if I saw any, I would do the healthy thing ... And I would murder them.
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Shilo: Why rats, Graves?
Graverobber: Rats are the lowliest and most despised of all creatures, Shilo. If they have purpose, so do we all.
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Catalina: No one likes a show-off.
Anne: Unless what they're showing off is dope as fuck!
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“Recently I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend, I'd be on the lookout for red flags, and if I saw any, I'd do the healthy thing. And murder him.”
—Marsilia, probably
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Jim: no one likes a show off
Harvey: unless what they're showing off is dope as fuck
Jim, under his breath: fuck he's right
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[At the Kyln]
Drax: What are you doing back in prison, Rocket?
Rocket: I got road rage. In a bank.
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Sole: Next time you want to nick something, you take a partner, and they can be your lookout.
Shaun: That's your advice?
Sole: Yeah.
Shaun: You're a terrible father.
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Tina: let's take five in that bar. A little drink never hurt anyone
Todd: except the thousands of people killed in drunk driving accidents every year
Tina: god, you're fun
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [196/?]
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Peppermint: No one likes a show-off.
Chai: Unless what they’re showing off is dope as fuck.
Peppermint: ...fuck, that’s true.
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