#source: Tumblr(?)

[ede917]

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #vaggie #charlie morningstar #chaggie #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROXY: killed a spider n now i feel bad :/

DAVE: give birth to a spider to make up for it

DAVE: why did i say that

ROXY: why DID u say that

DIRK: Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that's about 3 kg.

DIRK: A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.

DIRK: So you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about 8 seconds.

DIRK: It's not a big inconvenience.

DAVE: roxys on the other side of the cave just churning out spiders as fast as georg can shovel them into his mouth

#submission #source: tumblr #all the blonde bitches! #minus rose #I could have given her dirks part but she is not a math gay #also I need you to know that I used voice to text on that last tag and it interpreted 'Dirk's part' as 'dark sperm' #// <- much like what is used to make the spiders #good god this is a BAD visual. REALLY funny quote but BAD visual #roxy voice SPIDERS? in MY VAGINA? its more likely than u think #like the. like the centipedes ad. like th #i think this post needs to go in the hole for a while #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #roxy lalonde #dave strider #dirk strider

[papermariosuggestion]

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Made-a-this tasty-looking-a-meal from a Poison Shroom and a Ghost-a-Shroom. Cooking is-a-so magical😊🪄🍄✨

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I can't-a-believe people are-a-telling me not-a-to eat this. I'mma literally a doctor; I would-a-know iffghnmdfchgm,

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hopital

#paper mario #papermariosuggestion #super paper mario #source: dash simulator #source: hopital #source: tumblr #source: food posting #source: instagram

[aus-for-shitsandgiggles]

Tim: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as i lay festering. You are the definition of dread.

Damian: what did the clone do?

Tim: oh nothing he’s the best

Damian: then why ?

Tim: MAPPA officially canceled Yuri on Ice

Damian: Love is dead but revenge can help us feel something in this bleak world

Tim: oooh ok lets go

#damian wayne #tim drake #timkon #shitpost #batfamily #source: tumblr

[crybabycunt]

#bishova #bishlova #yelena belova #kate bishop #hawkeye #black widow #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #funny #crack #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #.jpeg

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket and the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

Scout: In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.

Scout: Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket.”

Scout: So they called my mom and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”

#source: tumblr #TF2 Scout #TF2 Scout's Mom #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[hellokittyangel]

#nintendo #nintendo ds #nintendo 2ds #tech #techcore #pink #light pink #pale pink #pastel pink #pink aesthetic #pinkcore #kawaii #kawaii aesthetic #kawaiicore #cute #cute aesthetic #cutecore #aesthetic #kidcore #kidwave #kidcore aesthetic #nostalgia #nostalgiacore #y2k #y2k aesthetic #y2kcore #y2k nostalgia #2000s #source: tumblr #upload

[incorrectjokerout]

Martin:If you bite it and you die,it's poisonous.If it bites you and you die,it's venomous.

Jan:What if it bites me and it dies?

Kris:Then you're poisonous.Jesus Christ,Jan,learn to listen.

Jere:What if it bites itself and I die?

Bojan:That's voodoo.

Nace:What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Martin:That's correlation,not causation.

Jure:What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Bojan:That's kinky.

Kris:Oh my god.

#joker out #incorrect quotes #incorrect joker out quotes #käärija #jere pöyhönen #bojan cvjetićanin #kris gustin #jan peteh #nace jordan #jure maček #martin jurkovic #source: tumblr #this is a mess i'm sorry

[apollosgiftofprophecy]

Alcestis, watching Apollo & Cyrene: Anyway why is archery so fucking sexy

Admetus, also watching Apollo & Cyrene: Shoulders and absolute physical control. next question.

#triple a #apollo x cyrene #source: tumblr #yes this is meant to be poly #100% possible because Cyrene won Pelias's funeral games #and Pelias is Admetus's father in law #so it stands to reason he was there #greek mythology #tagamemnon #cyrene #admetus #alcestis #apollo

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Shadowheart: I beg your pardon?

Lae'zel: Then beg.

#source: tumblr #source: pukicho #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 shadowheart #shadowheart #bg3 lae'zel #lae'zel

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Fabian: RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods.

#house of anubis #sibuna #incorrect sibuna quotes #source: tumblr #fabian rutter #incorrect house of anubis quotes #incorrect hoa quotes

[incorrect-star-allies]

Francisca: Hey, I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water...

Francisca: *adds powdered milk to carbonated water*

Francisca: My cereal is loud, and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and God so thoughtlessly!

Flamberge: How does it taste?

Francisca: *drinks the carbonated milk*

Francisca: Bad.

Zan Partizanne: The fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO2 and H2O over time. The carbonic acid is, as an acid, sour.

Zan Partizanne: By adding milk to sour water, you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great(TM).

Francisca: I have mastered the potion "Instant Spoiled Milk", therefore earning the rank of Shittiest Alchemist Currently Alive.

#submission #incorrect quotes #incorrect kirby quotes #incorrect star allies #kirby series #francisca kirby #flamberge #zan partizanne #source: tumblr

[alien-slushie]

Cale: I'm having children.

Hong, On, and Raon: Congratulations-

Cale, slides adoption papers towards them: Its you guys, sign here.

#source: tumblr #incorrect trash of the counts family quotes #incorrect lout of the counts family quotes #cale henituse #raon miru #on and hong

[sharldose]

Max: Charles become warm when I'm with him because he loves me so much.

#formula 1 #f1 #charles leclerc #lestappen #max verstappen #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #f1 memes #incorrect f1 #incorrect f1 quotes #incorrect formula 1 #max x charles #source: tumblr

[in-correct-trolls]

every troll imaginable staring at branch: he has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore

#trolls #incorrect trolls #incorrect quotes #trolls band together #trollstopia #trolls the beat goes on #trolls world tour #branch #source: tumblr

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Mike: Blinking again.

The Yellow Rabbit: Shut up.

Mike: I’m literally just blinking.

The Yellow Rabbit: I’m going to poison you.

#Incorrect Five Night’s At Freddy’s Quotes #Source: Tumblr #Mike Schmidt #The Yellow Rabbit #Spring Bonnie #William Afton #FNaF Movie #Five Night’s At Freddy’s Movie