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🇮🇹La Squadra X Aldo Giovanni e Giacomo #2🇮🇹
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Prosciutto; Ghiaccio; Formaggio
"Scusate ma 170 milioni per sta merdina qua?Ma dai, ma è na follia..."
(Excuse me, 170 millions for this piece of shit?I don't get it. This is crazy...)
"Ma che follia, che follia! Ma lo sai che questo qui è un 'Garpez'?Uno dei più grandi scultori viventi?"
(Crazy?Who's crazy? Don't you know this is a 'Garpez'? He's one of greatest sculptors alive.)
"Ma scultore che cosa?!Ma guarda che il mio falegname con 30 mila lire la fa meglio eh...Va! Non ha neanche le unghie.Dai..."
(You call this thing a sculpture!? My carpenter would do a better job for 30 thousand lires...look!He forgot to sculpt the nails. C'mon now ...)
"Cosa se ne fa il nostro boss di una scultura di 170 milioni?"
(Why does the boss want a 170 millions' sculpture?)
"Eccerto. Siccome uno fa il mafioso, non gli può interessare l'arte moderna. Bravo. Continuiamo a ragionare per luoghi comuni, bravo."
(Of course. Since he's a mob, he can't have an interest in modern art. Good job. Keep thinking in stereotypes. No seriously, keep up with the great work.)
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Legosi, Louis and Pina reach the place intended for the meeting with Riz, only to find it completely empty.
Pina: Riz is not here.
Legosi, to a stranger: Excuse me ma’am, do you know someone called Riz?
Louis: Legosi, just check the note you took!
Legosi reads the note and freezes.
Pina: What? Don't tell me he got it wrong...
Louis: He did, he did. Either he wrote it wrong or read it wrong. Did you study with Bill to be that dumb? Come on, let me read it.
Legosi tries to swallow the note.
Pina: No, no, NO! Legosi, don't you dare eat it or I'll give you a gastric lavage! From behind!
Legosi slowly hands the note to Pina and hangs his own head in shame.
Pina: Everything seems correct, the place is right, the time is-
Louis: What?
Pina: Legosi. What about the date? Here's written New Year's Eve. Today is All Hallow's Eve. You got us here two months in advance?
Louis: Pina, did he get here two months in advance?
Pina: Legosi, did you get...
Louis: Pina, did he...
Pina: JUST ASK HIM! HOW CAN I KNOW? ASK HIM!
Louis: I'M TOO PISSED OFF TO ASK HIM!
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Cagliari, 100 anni di storia: gli auguri di Aldo, Giovanni e Giacomo. VIDEO
Cagliari, 100 anni di storia: gli auguri di Aldo, Giovanni e Giacomo. VIDEO
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Spettacolare performance di “Nico e i sardi” per festeggiare i cent’anni di storia del Casteddu: dal mirto brulé del nònno alla prima formazione storica elencata a memoria, senza dimenticare le gesta di Garranu e Cacasinna. Infine, lo splendido trio intona l’inno del Cagliari del 1920…
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Odio l'estate è un film di genere commedia del 2020, diretto da Massimo Venier, con Aldo e Giovanni. Uscita al cinema il 30 gennaio 2020. Durata 110 minuti. Distribuito da Medusa Film.
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Trama : Odio l'estate, il film diretto da Massimo Venier, racconta una storia di amicizia e sentimenti. Tre uomini decidono di trascorrere le vacanze estive in un'isola a largo delle coste italiche, ognuno insieme alla rispettiva famiglia. Non conoscendosi, scelgono la stessa meta estiva, la stessa spiaggia e si ritrovano anche ad affittare la stessa casa...tutti nello stesso periodo.
Sono totalmente diversi l'uno dall'altro. Aldo è un tamarro senza un lavoro fisso, è ipocondriaco, ha una passione per Massimo Ranieri e vive con un cane di nome Brian, una moglie che urla invece di parlare, e i figli Ilary e Salvo. Giovanni è uno organizzato, preciso, gestisce un'impresa prossima al fallimento e viaggia con la moglie e la figlia Alessia. Infine, c'è Giacomo, medico di successo che non riesce, però, ad avere un rapporto con il figlioletto in piena pubertà.
Regista: Massimo Venier
Genere: Commedia
Anno: 2020
Paese: Italia
Durata: 110 min
Data di uscita: 30 gennaio 2020
Distribuzione: Medusa Film
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❍❍❍ Definition and Definition of Film / Movie ❍❍❍
While the players who play a role in the film are referred to as actors (men) or actresses (women). There is also the term extras that are used as supporting characters with few roles in the film. This is different from the main actors who have bigger and more roles. Being an actor and an actress must be demanded to have good acting talent, which is in accordance with the theme of the film he is starring in. In certain scenes, the actor’s role can be replaced by a stuntman or a stuntman. The existence of a stuntman is important to replace the actors doing scenes that are difficult and extreme, which are usually found in action action films.
Films can also be used to convey certain messages from the filmmaker. Some industries also use film to convey and represent their symbols and culture. Filmmaking is also a form of expression, thoughts, ideas, concepts, feelings and moods of a human being visualized in film. The film itself is mostly a fiction, although some are based on fact true stories or based on a true story.
There are also documentaries with original and real pictures, or biographical films that tell the story of a character. There are many other popular genre films, ranging from action films, horror films, comedy films, romantic films, fantasy films, thriller films, drama films, science fiction films, crime films, documentaries and others.
That’s a little information about the definition of film or movie. The information was quoted from various sources and references. Hope it can be useful.
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Louis and Legosi climbing a mountain
Louis: Now rise and put your foot there.
Legosi:
Louis: Rise and put your foot there!
Legosi:
Louis: Get up.
Legosi: Couldn’t you say it that way?
Louis: Now reverse and put the hand there
Legosi:
Louis, sighing: Turn around.
Legosi: Then just say it!
Louis: Now switch and get down.
Legosi:
Louis: switch and get down!
Legosi:
Louis: TURN AROUND!
Legosi:THEN SAY TURN AROUND FOR FUCK SAKE!
Louis: FUCK, YOU KNOW TWO WORDS, GET UP AND TURN AROUND!
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Louis: Doctor, I can't remember what I was doing. I hit my head and got dizzy.
Gouhin: That's it! They're coming already with the diagnosis! The symptoms we want to know, the symptoms!
Both Legosi and Gouhin laugh
Louis: Okay, I understand the situation. Do me a favor and call my trusted surgeon.
Gouhin, laughing: Did you hear Legosi? Come on, let's call his trusted surgeon!
Legosi and Gouhin, in a mocking tone: TRUSTED SURGEOOONNNN!
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Gouhin is planning the attack to the Shishigumi with Legosi.
Gouhin: Once we get there, what are you going to do?
Legosi: As I'm outside the chief's room I think "If someone at 3 a.m. is cooking rabbit stew and listening to yakuza movie soundtracks, it means that tomorrow morning he's not going to do shit!"
Gouhin: Excellent!
Legosi: While I have to get up at 6 and work my ass to the bone for the drama club. Driven by anger and envy, I headbutt the door and in a moment I'm inside the room, where I find myself surrounded by menacing crooks uttering slurs at me. (Mocking their voices) "Oooh look, it's the big bad wolf! So scary! We're shitting our pants."
Gouhin, disgusted: What?
Legosi: "We're shitting our pants."
Gouhin: What?
Legosi: WE - ARE - SHITTING - OUR - PANTS!
Gouhin: I GOT IT! I was meaning "Oh, the horror"!
Legosi: Anyway, at that point I realize my inner beast is reasoning on its own. And so POW and SLAM, POW and SLAM, in five minutes order and silence are brought back into the Shishigumi headquarter.
Gouhin: Well done!
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🇮🇹 La Squadra X Aldo Giovanni e Giacomo 🇮🇹
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Formaggio; Illuso;
"Ma come mai il boss non chiama?"
(Why the boss hasn't called us yet?)
"Perchè ho staccato il telefonino."
(Because I switched off the phone.)
"Eh ma staranno in pensiero, saranno almeno 24 ore che non ci facciamo sentire."
(We've been silent for 24 hours, they might be worrying.)
"Va bene, vuoi chiamare tu?*
(Alright, Do you wanna call him?)
"E perché Proprio io?"
(Why me?)
"Ghiaccio dorme, io sto guidando..."
(Ghiaccio's sleeping, I'm driving...)
"Credi che abbia paura?"
(You think I'm afraid?)
* Formaggio dials the number*
"Pronto?,pronto sì, ssss sì ssì sssss stiamo, siam… sìsìsì no, è… la la lascia lasciami… è m mma maria nnn… noo… ssi, bè, s-s-se fosse stato per me… sì… ma io ss sono il primo che che… non ho ca, non ho ca, non ho c… non ho c-ALLORA, MI LASCI PARLARE O NO?! HAI CAPITO?! E NON NE POSSO PIÙ DI ASCOLTARTI, STAI PARLANDO SOLO TU! E MI HAI PROPRIO ROTTO I COGLIONI, MI HAI ROTTO I COGLIONI, HAI CAPITO?! PERCHÉ NON SONO UN AUTOMA, SONO UNA PERSONA, E A UN CERTO PUNTO TE LO DEVO PROPRIO DIRE: VAFFANCULO! VAFFANCUULO!! VI, A, EFFE, EFFE, ‘NCUUUULO!!! TU, LA TUA MAFIA, LA TUA VILLA DI MERDA, MI FAI SCHIFO, STROOONZOO!!!"
(Hello?, hello yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah we are, we are... yeah yeah yeah no, it's... let- let me... it's not, oh god,oh god... noo... yeah, well, I-if it were up to me... yeah... but I'm the first one who... I don't-I don't'-don't'-I don't'...I-HEY! ARE YOU GONNA LET ME SPEAK OR NOT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! I'M SICK OF HEARING YOU TALK, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE TALKING!! AND YOU REALLY PISSED ME OFF, YOU FUCKING PISSED ME OFF, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! BECAUSE I AM NOT A ROBOT, I AM A PERSON, AND AT SOME POINT I HAVE TO TELL YOU: GO FUCK YOURSELF! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! GO-FUCK- F-U-C-K YOURSEEEEEELF!! YOU, YOUR MAFIA, YOUR SHITTY VILLA, YOU MAKE ME SICK, STROOONZOO!!!)
*Formaggio hangs up*
*general shocked silence and disappointment from the others*
"Era occupato."
(The line's busy.)
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