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neonleon22 · 4 months
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RWBY characters as things I have heard and/or said - pt. II
basically just incorrect quotes + stuff from my life
Ruby: I just wanna jump into the puddle—I’m water resistant
Weiss: I’m not
Ruby: This ain’t about you
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Yang: Zwei could you stop acting like a total goblin for five seconds
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Goodwitch: Who would you bring with you to the island
Ruby: I would bring Pyrrha’s boyfriend and then sacrifice him to the animals
Jaune: wAIT WHAT—
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Blake, about Yang and Ruby: Okay did I just drop acid or are they really singing Puns N’ Roses to an Apathy
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Ruby: The moment they added the alphabet to math I knew I was done for
Yang: I would make fun of you but I feel the same way
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Weiss: Ozpin told me I’m one of a kind
Ruby: Yes, and my mom once told my dad she was coming back
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Blake, reading to her child: “And then the fairy godmother whispered in her ear—”
Weiss: [barges in] SHE’S A LESBIAN!?
Blake: …actually “she’s a frog”
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Ruby: You went to the bathroom?
Weiss: Yes
Ruby: To use the bathroom?
Weiss: YES
Ruby: Sorry I’m just shocked whenever someone actually uses the school bathroom
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Weiss: There’s a force field? Why didn’t you tell me?!
Blake: Well, because I wanted us to fail
Weiss: …
Blake: OBVIOUSLY I DIDN’T KNOW
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Raina: That's dishonest, disrespectful, and deceitful.
Daisy: So you're in?
Raina: I thought I made that clear.
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years
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Bellatrix: That's dishonest, disrespectful, and deceitful.
Narcissa: So you're in?
Bellatrix: I thought I made that clear.
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Katniss: Prim... I think... I think I might have a crush on Peeta...
Prim: Well, congrats! You're officially the last one to know!
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Hikari: That's dishonest, disrespectful, and deceitful.
Eli: So you're in?
Hikari: I thought I made that clear.
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wolfblood-of-anubis · 3 months
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Jerome: That's dishonest, disrespectful, and deceitful.
Alfie: So you're in?
Jerome: I thought I made that clear.
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kiarcheo · 11 months
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Anne: That's dishonest, disrespectful, and deceitful.
Kat: So you're in?
Anne: I thought I made that clear.
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Rodolphus: That's dishonest, disrespectful, and deceitful.
Bellatrix: So you're in?
Rodolphus: I thought I made that clear.
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*Jake when Neytiri found him in the forest*
Jake: Oh my god, I’m saved. I have been lost out here for hours. No food or water, I literally almost ate what might have been a “frog.”
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incorrect-mcdanno · 2 years
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Danny: Remember when you said you weren't going to interfere with my love life?
Steve: No. That doesn't sound like me at all.
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Tea: Fox... I think... I think I might have a crush on Kalen...
Fox: Well, congrats! You're officially the last one to know!
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Cadpig: Okay, what's going on? You told me just the other day that you were completely over Mooch. Two-Tone: Yeah, well, that was the other day, so keep up.
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heartlandtfln · 1 year
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“Jack: Remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life?
Mallory: No. That doesn’t sound like me at all.“
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years
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Percy: It's twin girls! I'm having girls!
Bill: You're having girls! Someone else will understand how hard it is to raise a girl! They look so cute, but really they're just small women!
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incorrect-uncharted · 2 years
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Sully: You ever consider that you might not just like her? You could actually be in love with her?
Nate: *laughs* What? No, I am not in love.
Charlie: I don't know. I think I might actually agree with Sully on this one. Do you try to smell her hair whenever she's around?
Nate: Of course. It smells like sunshine.
Sully: Know her favorite flower?
Nate: Dahlias.
Charlie: Eyes?
Nate: Brown with little green flecks.
Sully: Movie?
Nate: The Notebook.
Sully: Watched it with her?
Nate: Twice.
*collective gasps*
Charlie: You've got it bad.
Sully: You, my friend, are in love.
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fabuloustrash05 · 1 year
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Piccolo: And where have you been?
Trunks: ...No where.
Piccolo: How did you get so hurt?
Trunks: Oh! We were... Hit...
Marron: Buy a...
Goten: Bus!
Piccolo: *raises an eyebrow in suspicion*
Marron, whispering: Hit by a bus?!
Goten, whispering: Well, what was I supposed to say? Meteor? Cow? Flying building?!
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