#source: big bang theory

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: How do you feel about children?

Regulus: They’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it

James: Why would you throw a rock at a child?

Regulus: I just said I wouldn’t!

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[waterfire1848]

Angel: I’ve got a new game. It’s called Spear or Charlie. I give you real things I’ve heard Vaggie say and you have to tell me if she was talking to her spear or her girlfriend.

Charlie:

Vaggie: I don’t think I like this game.

#incorrect quotes #source: big bang theory #angel dust #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie

[zootopiathingz]

Husk: you’re an idiot.

Angel: I’m YOUR idiot, bitch!

Angel, pointing to his wedding ring: foreverrrrr!!

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[7ndipity]

Yoongi: you're giving me a sticker?

Y/n: not just any sticker. It's a sticker with a cat saying "me-wow!"

Yoongi: ...

Yoongi: I'm not a preschooler

Y/n: alright fine, I'll take it back-

Yoongi: no, I earned this, fuck off!

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Pietro: You kissed Wanda!?!

Y/N: I didn't know what else to do! She had those big sad eyes!

Natasha: Well, sure, you had no choice.

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[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[Everyone looks at Donnie who is busy trying to solve a rubix cube]

April: Doesn't he know how to solve those?

Mikey: Normally yes, but I switched the stickers around. I don't even think it's possible to-

Donnie: Solved it!

Mikey: What?! No you didn't!

Donnie: Not the cube, but the puzzle of why I couldn't solve the cube. You switched stickers two, nine, thirty two, and fifty one.

Casey: Really? That thing has numbers?

Donnie: Anything has a number if you assign it a number, Friend Number 4.

Casey: ...

Raph: Top five, not bad.

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[fabuloustrash05]

[If Branch’s brothers were around for the first movie]

Floyd, looking at Poppy’s party invitation: Who’s Poppy?

John Dory: Branch’s girlfriend.

Bruce: Branch has a girlfriend?!

Branch: She’s not my girlfriend.

Clay: How long has this been going on?!

John Dory: A couple of months I think.

Branch: She’s NOT my girlfriend!

Floyd: So let’s get this straight…

Clay: For the past few months since we’ve returned home we’ve been asking Branch “what’s new”.

Bruce: And he never thought to tell us that he has a girlfriend?!

Branch: SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!

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[aficionadoenthusiast]

*pandora and evan talking* *pandora phone buzzes* pandora: oh, it's regulus pandora: he's upset with james and sirius pandora: *buzz* and barty pandora: *buzz* and dumbledore pandora: *buzz* and you

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[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Jayce: I’ve got a new game. It’s called Rifle or Vi. I give you real things I’ve heard Caitlyn say and you have to tell me if she was talking to her rifle or her girlfriend.

Vi:

Caitlyn: I don’t think I like this game.

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[harringroveera]

You didn’t even listen to him Stevie!

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[daddiesdrarryy]

Remus: So you and Pads’s brother are just sleeping together now?

James: Yeah, and I’m not great at casual relationships. I don’t want to scare Reggie off

Remus: Then just give him some space, all right? Don’t Floo, don't write him letters, don’t call

James: That’s crazy, Moony. What if I see a sunset that reminds me of him?

Remus: …

Remus: When do you see him next?

James: We’re having dinner tonight

Remus: Okay, put a rubber band around your wrist, and any time you start planning your wedding or naming your children, I want you to stab yourself in the hand with a fork

James: What’s the rubber band for?

Remus: To slow the bleeding

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[waterfire1848]

Charlie: No visible reaction while lying is a characteristic of a violent sociopath.

Vaggie: Charlie, are you worried about your safety?

Charlie: No. I imagine if anyone in this hotel was going to kill me they’d have done it a long time ago.

Alastor: That's very true.

#incorrect quotes #source: big bang theory #Charlie #Vaggie #chaggie #Alastor

[zootopiathingz]

Angel, about Husk: what I wouldn’t give to get him out of those pants..

Angel: and into something more stylish.

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #angel dust #husk hazbin hotel #huskerdust #source: big bang theory

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: You're not helping! Stiles: I didn't come here to help, I came here to mock.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: How do you feel about children?

Yelena: They’re okay, I guess. I mean if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it.

Clint: Why would you throw a rock at a child??

Yelena: I just said I wouldn’t??

#source: big bang theory #clint barton #clint barton incorrect quotes #hawkeye #yelena belova #yelena belova incorrect quotes #black widow #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph: What if I told you that over the past few months Donnie has secretly been giving you little puzzles to test your intelligence against chimpanzees? Casey: What? He didn't give me any puzzles. Raph: Are you sure? Casey: Uhhh... [Flashback #1] Donnie, with a broken pair of scissors: Boy, I just can't seem to get these scissors back together. Can you fix them, Casey? [Flashback #2] Donnie, rubbing his right eye: Darn it. There's something in my eye, and I need to sort all of these coins by size. Can you help? [Flashback #3] Donnie, holding a box: Casey? I really want to eat this banana, but it's stuck inside this bamboo puzzle box. Can you get it out for me? [End of flashbacks] Casey: Son of a bitch!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: big bang theory #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #raphael #casey jones #donatello #swear warning