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sofia-falcon · 5 months
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Derek: Last week I told my boyfriend to find me suitable people to turn into betas for my pack
Derek: I got these assholes *gestures behind him*
*Erica trying to fight Jackson, Boyd is sleeping and snoring loudly, and Isaac is crying*
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Shang Qinghua: Hey has anyone seen Cucumber Bro?
Shang Qinghua: He’s about this tall, wears green, clearly gay, but we haven’t had the talk yet.
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petitprincess1 · 3 months
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Katie Killjoy: Hold on, Tom, there are gay people in my presence!
Katie, shouting at Vaggie and Charlie: It doesn't get better!
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bumpsyp1ains · 3 months
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shadow, after meeting surge for the first time: i thought i had problems. you’re fucked
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Mikey, walking into the dojo: Good morning, Raph!
Raph: You're late.
Mikey: you're beautiful.
Raph, nodding: Fuckin' right I am.
Mikey: *subtly shaking his head*
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bloodypeachblog · 1 month
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Charlie: I think we have an extra guest!
*Molly pops in*
Everyone: *screaming*
*later*
Vaggie: Who are you?
Molly: Who am I? I-I'm late. That's all you need to know, I'm late.
Angel Dust, in the distance: I knew you were pregnant, you stupid bitch!
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incorrect-losers · 4 months
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Stan *watching Eddie*: I thought I had problems. You're fucked
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danganronpafakes · 5 months
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Maki: Can you tell Amber to stop alerting me? I don't care about these missing kids.
Source: Brandon Rogers ("Grandpa Needs Help")
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Lamina, observing Coral from the beam: I thought I had problems. You're fucked.
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incorrect-mairuma · 6 months
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Kalego: Arrange for me to host a company picnic for our top performing branch this month.
Kalego: *gestures to the Misfit Class* I got these assholes.
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incorrectlit · 13 days
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Koroviev: Messire, what’s our evil plan today?
Woland: We’re gonna drive to a Starbucks and start deciding what we want when we get to the cashier!
Behemoth: After, I’ll send mine back for almond milk!
Woland: Don’t be an ass.
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sofia-falcon · 5 months
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Deucalion: One of your dislocated wolves broke Ennis' elbow
Stiles: Alright, tell me which one of my kids it was so I know who’s allowance to raise.
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Liu Qingge: One of your dislocated kids broke in and stole our practice swords!
Shen Jiu: Alright, tell me which one of my disciples it was so I know who’s allowance to raise.
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petitprincess1 · 6 months
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[At the store, Halloween]
Belos to Luz: Put that candy back! I'm not buying you that me-
Luz: *throws bag of candy corn straight at his face*
Belos, stuck on the floor bc he's fucking 300yo: Try me, bitch!
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[Sees the statue]
Belos: We meet again, Caleb. I'm still ALIVE, asshole!!
Luz: *hides her face inside of her beanie*
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bumpsyp1ains · 5 months
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blaze, looking for silver: has anyone seen my friend? he’s 100 cm tall, has white fur, and is clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk-
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Leo, visiting Karai’s place: This place sucks. The WiFi is stupid.
Karai, holding Shinigami: He said WHAT about my wifey??!
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