Steve: I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another, but I was wrong.
Steve: As it turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently, all the time, forever.
Dustin: Confirmed.
Robin: Not forever. Just until you die.
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I can't decide if this quote should be for Hades, Simo, or Hercules.
[Character], drunk, sobbing, and cradling dogs (or a photo album): I shouldn’t have drank whiskey! I can't protect them!
I would say Heracles and Simo while Hades pass out from be overwhelmed of the happiness.
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Astarion: I like being invited to things.
Astarion: I don’t necessarily like going, but I like being invited.
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staff: today, you're going to be trying snacks from spain
staff: have you ever heard of spain?
carlos: no
charles, sighing off camera: carlos, you're spanish
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Tom!Peter: Is the pink panther a lion?
Tobey!Peter: …
Andrew!Peter: …
Tobey!Peter: Say it again but slower.
Tom!Peter: …pink panther?
Andrew!Peter: He’s the pink panther.
Tom!Peter: Okay? But is he a lion?
Tobey!Peter: Peter. Peter Peter Peter. He’s a panther.
Tom!Peter: Is that a kind of lion?
Andrew!Peter: No. It’s a panther.
Tom!Peter: *frowns* *googles*
Tom!Peter: Okay fine, he’s a panther, but panthers aren’t pink.
Tobey!Peter & Andrew!Peter: And lions are??!!
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*texting*
lexi, trying to flirt: did it hurt?
fez: yah
lexi: i was talking about the fall from heaven ;)
fez: it all hurts, my life is constant pain and suffering
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lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship
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would they fuck their clone?
Harry: Well, I’d totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I’m good in bed.
Zayn: I’d totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I’d be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
Liam: I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self loathing is THAT strong.
Niall: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil?
Louis: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro-clone fucking I am.
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Seventeen Did Our Puppy Interview, And Now My Heart Is So Full
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Robin: I like being invited to things.
Robin: I don’t necessarily like going.
Robin: But I like being invited.
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Joy: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
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Today’s chip smells like weed
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Mazzy: When I was small—
Anomen: Was?
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No one:
Dacre Montgomery:
Tags: (lmk if you wanna be added 😁)
@ouizzyharringrove
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@shipworm
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@talesfrom-theupsidedown
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@cherry-sorry
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@theabyssofdeathandexistence
@wixterirox
@polaris-ursae
@officialjoekeery
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@suspiciouslackofclowns
@namorian
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@skyesayshi
@whoringrove
@thatawkwardlittlefangirl
@magellan-88
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fez, texting: a theif
lexi: thief?
fez: theif
lexi: i before e, except after c
fez: thceif
lexi: no
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[Texting]
Benimaru: We’re back at the hospital because Kyo set his butthole on fire again
Iori: You have the wrong number, but PLEASE keep me updated omfg
Benimaru: Ooops! sorry!
Iori: No, come back, I wanna ear everything!
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