#source: call me kevin

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Barbarian: The bonus about being on a crew with me is that people can’t read me, because I can’t read myself. I’m a loose cannon. Wizard: You’re illiterate.

#barbarian #wizard #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect quotes #dnd #dungeons and dragons #mod meme #source: call me kevin

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Indoril Nerevar: The bonus about being on a council with me is that people can’t read me, because I can’t read myself. I’m a loose cannon.

Sotha Sil: You’re illiterate.

#rip #indoril nerevar #nerevar indoril #sotha sil #almsivi #tribunal #first council #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect morrowind quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #the elder scrolls iii: morrowind #morrowind #source: call me kevin

[incorrectcultofthelambquotes]

Lamb: I'm just killing for sport at this point. I don't know where my target is, so everyone is my target.

#source: call me kevin #cult of the lamb #cotl #incorrect quotes #cult of the lamb lambert #cotl lamb

[the-guild-codex-and-other-things]

Amalia, looking at Robin's plate: Now that is a chocolate lava cake.

Amalia, looking at her own plate which has a mess of uncooked batter and burned bits on it: So, why does mine look like that?

#The Guild Codex #The Guild Codex: Demonized #Amalia Harper #Robin Page #Incorrect Quotes #Source: Call Me Kevin

[hasturlover]

Remus: sleep is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk

#remus lupin #dead gay wizards #the alarm clock here is james and sirius jumping on his bed btw #james potter #sirius black #peter let him sleep because he understand #source: call me kevin

[incorrect-snkquotes]

Kyo: The bonus about being on a crew with me is that people can’t read me, because I can’t read myself. I’m a loose cannon.

Heidern: You’re illiterate.

#submission #incorrect quotes #kyo kusanagi #heidern #source: call me kevin #mod kyo #queue

[incorrectzarimanquotes]

The Operator: Wait, how did you guys hear about me? I’ve literally met, like, one other person and I murdered them.

#source: call me kevin #incorrect quotes #warframe #angels of the zariman #the holdfasts #The Operator

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey, standing in the rain: The rain is echoing my mood, and I don’t mean ‘Oh it’s raining and I’m sad’, I mean the clouds are pissing and I’m pissed off.

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Geoffrey McCullum #source: call me kevin

[randomincorrectquotes10]

Luke: We’re sorry.

Romin: You're not.

Gavin: We didn't know what we were doing!

Romin: Well, I believe that part.

#yu gi oh #yu gi oh sevens #yugioh incorrect quotes #sevens incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #luke kallister #romin kassidy #gavin sogetsu #source: call me kevin #random for the future

[allofusaredead-incorrectquotes]

I commit arson on a regular basis.

- Min Eun-ji

#all of us are dead #aouad #all of us are dead incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #min eun ji #source: call me kevin

[emmikay]

Mistoffelees: The rain is echoing my mood, and I don’t mean ‘Oh it’s raining and I’m sad’, I mean the clouds are pissing and I’m pissed off.

#cats the musical #mister mistoffelees #magical mister mistoffelees #incorrect quotes #source: call me kevin

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Barbarian: The rain is echoing my mood, and I don’t mean ‘Oh it’s raining and I’m sad’, I mean the clouds are pissing and I’m pissed off.

#barbarian #incorrect quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect dnd quotes #dnd #dungeons and dragons #mod meme #source: call me kevin

[iamapoopmuffin]

Bunnie, standing between Jack and Beauregard: Look, if I didn't let you kill the ants, I'm not gonna let you kill the Legion.

#source: call me kevin #sonic the hedgehog #bunnie rabbot #jack rabbit #Beauregard Rabbot

[crownprincessoftherusalkas]

Ezra in the kitchen: Sometimes it's easier if you just kind of explode the egg rather than crack it

#the guild codex #the guild codex: spellbound #Ezra Rowe #source: Call Me Kevin

[the-guild-codex-and-other-things]

Guild Codex as Various TV Show and YouTube Clips

#The Guild Codex #Kit Morris #Aaron Sinclair #Kai Yamada #Saber Rose #Saber Rose Orien #Amalia Harper #Zylas #Zylas et Vh'alyir #Ríkr #Source: Leverage #Source: Brooklyn Nine-Nine #Source: Call Me Kevin #Source: JonTron #Source: Nutguthut #Youtube

[incorrect-niche-quotes]

Fortune favours the bold. I just hope it favours the stupid, too.

-Fox most likely

#source: call me kevin #the bone witch #incorrect bone witch quotes #incorrect quotes #fox pahlavi