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incorrectbatfam · 1 year
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Dick: How's Damian treating you, Tim?
Tim: Like I just ran over his dog.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 11 months
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Steve: How’s Sam treating you, Buck?
Bucky: Like I just ran over his dog.
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Cam: Alright, now everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute. Shane: Why? You're in a hurry? Cam: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.
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hitchell-mope · 3 months
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Adam: You think it’s easy being a lousy father?
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incorrectuksies · 9 months
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albert: how do you keep such a sunny disposition in this rotten, stink-infested world?
jo jo: you mean what do i do when i see mr. blues peeking around the corner?
albert: he even has a cute name for depression.
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weirdkev27 · 3 months
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Scratch:*answers the phone* Hello? hold on I’ll ask.*to the crowd* is there a Todd Mortenson here?
Molly: That’s you, Scratch.
Scratch:*to the phone* Speaking.
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Frank: *to Barnaby, Julie, and Sally* Alright, now everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make, and I only have a minute.
Julie: Why? Are you in a hurry?
Frank: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.
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Cameron: Alright, now everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make, and I only have a minute. David: Why? Are you in a hurry? Cameron: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.
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You think it’s easy being a lousy father?
Bob
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Sean: Hello, Geoffrey, what's up?
Geoffrey: My blood-alcohol level.
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toomanyincorrectquotes · 10 months
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Giles: alright, now everyone pay attention. i have an announcement to make and i only have a minute
Xander: why?
Anya: are you in a hurry?
Giles: no, i was referring to your relatively short attention spans
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Casey: So you're a little smarter than me. So what?
Donnie: No, I'm a lot smarter than you.
Donnie, holding a napkin: This napkin is a little smarter than you.
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incorrectstarvs · 5 months
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(in season 1) Marco: Star, how do you keep such a sunny disposition in this rotten, stink-infested world?
Star: You mean what do I do when I see Mr. Blues peeking around the corner?
Marco: Oh my gosh. You even have a cute name for depression.
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sariahsue · 2 years
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Plagg: How do you keep such a sunny disposition in this rotten, stink-infested world?
Tikki: You mean what do I do when I see Mr. Blues peeking around the corner?
Plagg: She even has a cute name for depression.
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Wizzer: Cadpig, how do you keep such a sunny disposition in this rotten, stink-infested world? Cadpig: You mean what do I do when I see Mr. Blues sneaking around the corner? Spot: Oh my God. She even has a cute name for depression.
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Claudette Dupri: Le Pew, what le heck do you want? Pepe: Hey, is that the kind of bonjour ah deserve? Claudette: No, bend over and ah'll geeve eet to you.
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