#source: chef

[markscherz]

now accepting guesses as to what this embryo becomes when it matures

#evo-devo is a hell of a drug #zoology #animals #embryology #nature #evolution #can't post a source without giving it away so… sorry. #but the first author on the paper is named Gross #which is just #*chef's kiss*

[leafsfromthevine]

dallas and ian be normal with each other for more than 3 seconds challenge (impossible)

#i actually can't stand them idk #source: teen vogue “i dare you” #context: ian dared to put an awkward photo on his ig story #significance: it's the bts for the kiawentiio .5 that is likely actively shaping modern zukka nation #like the art for this picture was chef's kiss #and now. we understand why it exists #so i had to share with you all #their bromance is everything to me #and i cant help but project them onto zukka they've literally told us to #dallas liu #ian ousley

[sydcarmyfan]

Can hand-holding help Carmy with his shaky hands?

Carmy’s hands tend to shake a lot so as Syd is a ‘’source of peace’’ for Carmy, I am thinking that it would be a great idea for Syd to reach out and hold his hand to stop Carmy’s hands from being shaky. For the sake of Carmy’s mental health and ours, Syd just needs to hold his hand for a minute or two. All those in favor say, ‘’Aye.’’

In summary, I want this:

#If Syd holds his hand #Carmy will explode #hands #holding hands saves lives #source of peace #sydcarmy #sydney adamu #carmy x sydney #carmen berzatto #syd x carmy #sydney x carmy #carmy x syd #chef's kiss #syd x carmen

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jane: I noticed you had plenty of soy sauce and sugar, so I made a chicken teriyaki.

Dirk: Where did you get chicken?

Jane: Took it out of one of those TV dinners that were covered in freezer burn.

Dirk: What did you do with the breading?

Jane: It went into the dessert.

Dirk: There’s dessert?

Jane: Of course! I am a professional, after all.

Dirk: And where the hell did you get rice?

Jane: Yeah, I reconstituted some of your Rice Krispies. Hope you don’t mind.

#submission #source: leftover soup #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jane crocker #dirk strider #mod terezi #her cooking prowess is simply unrivaled and entirely unhinged #she'd do numbers on like iron chef or whatever

[thattheater-kid]

Hazbin Hotel as out of context shit my family has said

Adam: Enjoy the month, skittle. How about you taste these nuts instead of the rainbow?

———

Husk: Charlie bought Chef Boyardee.

Angel: Chef Boyardeez nuts.

Husk: Low hanging fruit, man.

———

Alastor: Wow, you look divorced.

Lucifer: Thanks, asshole.

———

Lucifer: Why didn’t they do the Lunar Faire for the summer solstice?

Charlie: Because it’s a lunar thing?

Lucifer: Oh yeah. This is why you’re the one running a hotel.

———

Niffty: We’re gonna try all the colors on you! Like a rainbow!

Angel: That suits me very well.

———

Adam: Nature is for lesbians!

———

Vox: Velvette, don’t call Val a bald-headed dipshit.

———

*in text*

Vaggie: I wanted to make myself abundantly clear.

Adam (one day later): You’re abundantly queer.

Vaggie: Took you a whole day to come up with that one?

#source: original #source: my family #all of these are things that have been said in my household #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel Charlie #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel niffty #‘how about you taste these nuts instead of the rainbow’ and ‘chef boyardeez nuts’ are very obviously the same person irl #those were both my brother lol

[incorrectpersonathree]

Akihiko: Tell Ken about the birds and the bees.

Makoto: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

#thinking of that one text post about wrestling #ily op of that btw #chef kisses #incorrect persona 3 #persona 3 #p3 #persona 3 reload #akihiko sanada #makoto yuki #minato arisato #ken amada #idk the source help me

[team-iceflower]

Weiss: Yang please...help.

Yang: [Using a voice changer] Surprise Weiss.

Ruby: [Using a voice changer] What's the matter Weiss? You look like you've seen a ghost.

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #yang xiao long #source: scream #i watched scream for the first time and im obsessed with it #ruby and yang as the two ghost faces is just *chefs kiss* #we love crazy Ruby here

[incorrect-one-piece-quotes]

Zeff: (to Sanji about Judge) He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy!

#Source Guardians of the galaxy 2 #submission #red leg zeff #chef zeff #one piece zeff #black leg sanji #sanji vinsmoke #one piece sanji #sanji #judge #judge vinsmoke #op #one piece #incorrect one piece quotes #one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[just-tell-him-you-love-him]

#eric foreman #house md #hatecrimes md #hate crimes md #edit #[my stuff] #incorrect house md quotes #source: queer as folk #is it really incorrect if it's canon in my heart though?? #anyway my boy foreman posseses the exact type of queer swag to be saying shit like this #so I'm giving him justice #this whole scene of him examining his nails and dripping sarcasm instead of talking to the cop is just *chef's kiss*

[dustofthedailylife]

I cackle sometimes thinking of Alhaitham x Akasha hacker!s/o. S/o, the disillusioned Kshahrewar scholar who rebels by using their tech/programming knowledge to disseminate classified documents and satire: "6 DARSHANS CREATED GOD FROM AN EMO CYBORG DOLL!!!" "100% RAEL: CHEST GEM proof of reincarnated KING DESHRET" And Alhaitham, the Scribe who has to deal with all this chaos, not realizing the very person responsible is that cutie who talks physics w/him at Puspa Cafe

(not a request – just a headcanon i thought would b funny xD)

skjdkshuh, nonnie! I love your brain for this. This would be so funny, pls!

"emo cyborg doll", I'm deceased 💀

Imagine someone barging into Alhaitham's office, telling him of the chaos and he goes through the akasha profiles of people to see what is going on.

Maybe Alhaitham checks Kaveh's profile first only to see "the peskiest roommate™" as an entry and he is almost inclined to not fix that specific "mistake".

In the entire scientific database, the sources have been replaced by "Source: Trust me, bro!"

Maybe he tries to fight against the influx of fake knowledge all day, annoyed that whenever he has cleaned out one registry another one has been manipulated by the hacker again.

Frustrated he stops for the day, especially since he has agreed to meet up with you, and maybe you'd be able to distract him a bit from today's chaos. But little does he know you were the cause of it.

He tells you of it and you feign innocence, maybe even feel bad that he is the one who has to deal with it alone but deep down you can't help but mischievously smile. Especially since you replaced one line on his akasha profile. What used to be "Scribe" now says "sexiest man alive" and you wonder how long it takes him to find that.

#🍁 dust mail #🍁 garden visitor: anon #genshin impact #alhaitham #alhaitham x reader #sjkdjhskjd kicking my feet #this idea is so chaotic #I'm in love with it hehe #just imagine him ranting about it to you when you're the source of the chaos #perfection #chef's kiss #🍁 dust brainrot

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Max: I don't know if you're hungry, but you know what my mom always said? Richie: "Why'd I boycott birth control?" Max: No! There's always room for soup!

#source: izombie #chef max #i was gonna say 'cook max' but that sounds kinda like a threat #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #michie #incorrect quotes #incorrect npmd quotes #incorrect michie quotes

[incorrectacotarwords]

Azriel: For Halloween this year, we’ll be…

Elain: Persephone and Hades!

Azriel:

Elain:

Elain: *blushes*

Elain: I get to be Hades.

#acotar #incorrect acotar quotes #incorrect acotar words #incorrect acotar #incorrect quotes #acosf #azriel #elain archeron #elriel #it’s elriel month #yes ik Azriel would be hades but it’s cuter this way plus can you imagine Elain in dark blue with a 3 head dog named spot #*chefs kiss* #source: my brain #azriel acosf #azriel shadowsinger #azriel acotar #elain #elain acotar #no slander in the reblog I will block you

[harringroveera]

And they’re getting married

#creelson #the way it’s so true is just *chef’s kiss* #henry creel #eddie munson #henry x eddie #incorrect creelson quotes #henry creel x eddie munson #metalkiller #harringroveera #eddie x henry #incorrect henry creel quotes #incorrect eddie munson #eddie munson meme #henry creel meme #creelson edit #creelson meme #creelson textpost #source: parks and rec #creelson as andy and april

[incorrect-highkyuu]

Kita: I've been thinking maybe you should share some responsibility with Osamu next year, Atsumu. Atsumu: The Samu I know isn’t fit to be responsible for anyone, including and especially himself. I once saw him drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner. Kita-san, he opened up a new jar of marinara sauce and drank it like it was a thing normal people do. It was unholy. And then I asked him what the hell he was doing, and he said, and I quote, “It’s basically a smoothie.” Kita: Well, we could always consider Suna for the position of vice-captain, too.

#kita shinsuke #miya atsumu #miya osamu #miya twins #suna rintaro #haikyuu #inarizaki #source: dream daddy #look osamu might become a chef but he'll eat anything #literally anything

[incorrect-gaffers-quotes]

DJ: Your recipe doesn’t mention adding brown sugar to the crust mixture. Luckily I caught it right before pouring it into my pan, because that might have been the last straw for me in my miserable life.

#source: meme #total drama #td dj #incorrect quotes #incorrect screaming gaffers #this is during his Major Regret Phase of his alliance with chef

[lunarproject]

i watched the fnaf movie on the plane and went absolutely insane over the credits music because i am a normal functioning human

#it was really good!!! #i was so glad to see that there was a lot of respect and love for the source when making it #all the little references just #chefs kiss #fnaf #fnaf movie