#source: chowder

[papasmistakeria]

Sejanus: Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup and you're a mustard, which is weird cause usually you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is? Coriolanus: Please shut up

#tbosas #tbosas incorrect quotes #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #coriolanus snow #sejanus plinth #snowjanus #incorrect quotes #source: Chowder #I WANT TO DRAW THEM WITH THE AUDIO CAUSE IT'S SO THEM #also I imagine this takes place at 3 am in the District 12 Peacekeeper barracks but this could be applied anywhere tbh

[all-da-ladies-luv-leoo]

Leo, climbing into Jason’s bed: Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup. And you were mustard. Which is weird, because usually you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?

Jason: Leo, please. It’s four a.m.

#source: chowder #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect percy jackson #leo valdez #jason grace

[bruhseidon]

[During patrol]

Y/N, giving Dick the silent treatment:

Dick, as Nightwing: Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup, and you a mustard. Which is weird ‘cause you’re usually mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?

#batman #dc comics #batfamily #batfamily x reader #dick grayson #nightwing #dick grayson x reader #nightwing x reader #incorrect dc #source: chowder

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Scraptrap: Henry! Look at what you’ve done! Now the animators are gonna have to draw all this fire.

#Incorrect Five Night’s At Freddy’s Quotes #Source: Chowder #Scraptrap #Henry Emily #Pizza Sim #Pizzeria Simulator #FNaF 6

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Calvin: Dammit, Rocky! Look at what you’ve done!

Calvin: Now, Tracy is going to have to draw all this fire!

#source: Chowder #Incorrect Quotes #Calvin McMurray #Lackadaisy Cats #Lackadaisy #Tracy J. Butler

[hannah-the-red-head]

Mauga: Yep! Sometimes I gotta beat the simps off me with a stick! Mauga: *frantically swinging a long stick at a mob of rabid Overwatch fans* BACK! BACK I SAID!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect Overwatch #Mauga Overwatch #Overwatch funny #@hannah-the-red-head #dude’s trailer came out on Friday and I can feel the simps crawling out the wood works #I give it a week after his release that Fanfiction writers and artists are gonna be flooding the internet with this guy #Can’t blame them though #Mauga #source: chowder

[jasonsthunderthighs]

*Talkin bout datin*

Nightwing!Dick: Well, you know what you gotta do.

Robin!Jason: *Throws a smoke bomb, disappearin into the smoke*

Nightwing!Dick: No, they’ll still find you. They can smell fear.

Robin!Jason: *Disappointed, he reappears back from the smoke*

#source: Chowder #dc #dc characters #jason todd #red hood #jason peter todd #the red hood #robin!jason #Nightwing!Dick #dick grayson #Nightwing #incorrect quotes #incorrect dcu #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect jason todd #incorrect red robin #incorrect red hood quotes #incorrect dick grayson #incorrect nightwing #dc jason todd #dc red hood #dc dick grayson #DC Nightwing #Dickie Bird #jaybird

[incorrectinvaderzim]

Zim: Pepper spray? That sounds delicious! *Zim gets sprayed* Zim: I WAS WRONG! I WAS HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY WRONG!

#invader zim #incorrect invader zim #zim #source: chowder

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Deuce, looking for Trey: Trey senpai?

Deuce: *Sees a skeleton and screams*

Trey: *Touches Deuce's shoulder*

Deuce: *Screams*

Deuce: Sorry, I saw a skeleton and thought that you died.

Trey: Oh no, I got bored so I made that out of flour and butter.

#twisted wonderland #deuce spade #trey clover #incorrect quotes #source: chowder

[paper-gold-theories]

It'd be a ball to watch Goldheart be like

"Sooo.. you don't wanna date me?"

Flug would be so fed up and end up singing the song I'm the bad guy from Wander Over Yonder.

Not GH would take a hint. He'd completely duck it.

Hi anon,

(Haha, I actually wrote the lyrics for GoldHeart laughing maniacally at Miss Heed before he starts singing his own version of "I'm the Bad Guy" song called "I'm the Good Guy" Flug, 5.0.5, and Demencia were there also because she became a Villain and joined their team.)

Personally, I kinda imagine if Flug were to sing and tell GoldHeart they can't date it would be like the "I'm Not You Boyfriend Song" from Chowder.

But with the lyrics "I Can't Be Your Boyfriend" instead...

Flug hates music and can't dance, but he wrote, composed, produced and directed an entire musical, dance number with fireworks and a stage, casting Demencia, 5.0.5. and some other random Villains (like Metauro, Dark Phantom, Ghoul Iluminarrow and Mawrasite) he can round up just to make it clear to GoldHeart that he can't date him.

(Flug made Metauro play the part of GoldHeart, because he is the only one in the group who can fit the costume, and in exchange, Flug will let him see his family.)

Then after they are done with rehearsal he went invited GoldHeart to hat manor to perform the entire number to GoldHeart.

[On stage]

Flug, awkwardly: Oh hi GoldHeart.

Metauro, dressed as GoldHeart: Oh Hi Flug.

Flug: There's something I've been trying to tell you.

Metauro, dressed as GoldHeart: What is it?

Flug: Take it away guys....

[Demencia and 5.0.5. starts playing their musical instruments]

[Villains]:

I CAN'T BE YOUR BOYFRIEND!

I CAN'T BE YOUR BOYFRIEND!

I CAN'T BE YOUR BOYFRIEND!

[Fireworks Display] "I CAN'T BE YOUR BOYFRIEND!"

Inside the hat-manor, BlackHat, annoyed that they were making a loud noise and shooting fireworks everywhere outside, shot lasers from his eyes causing the stage to light on fire and explode. All the Villains ran away from the stage in a panicked, some of them even accidentally catching on fire and had to be put out.

Flug was exhausted and covered in soot after the whole ordeal, but at least he got his point across to GoldHeart.

GoldHeart, comes running and hugged and kissed Flug on the cheek, much to Flug's shock and said that was the most romantic thing anyone has ever done from him (yes, including accidentally lighting the Villains on fire).

GoldHeart then proceeds to carry Flug away from the wreckage to take him on a date to thank him for the whole performance.

Flug sighed, frustrated not getting anything across to GoldHeart, who practically dodge the entire the hint faster than a speeding bullet.

Or at this point he is most probably just pretending to be oblivious.

But decides to go along with the date anyway having nothing to do afterwards.

#villainous #villanos #dr flug #dr kenning flugslys #goldheart #gold heart #herbert leth #villainous headcanons #flug #villainous metauro #villainous demencia #5.0.5 villainous #villainous illuminarrow #villainous dark phantom #villainous ghoul #villainous mawrasite #villainous blackhat #villainous black hat #source: chowder #villainous fanfic #villainous headcanon #dr flug and goldheart are not brothers

[waterphoenix21]

Chase: Guan, if the Chi Creature gets me and I lose my chi, promise me you’ll use this.

*pulls out the Fist of Tebigong*

Guan: Chase, I couldn’t!

Chase: Not on me -- on yourself. I don’t wanna be the only one to suffer.

Dashi: No one’s losing their chi. We’re all going to make it home alive, right, Dojo?

*Dojo is missing*

Dashi: So no more negative talk!

#xiaolin showdown #chase young #grand master dashi #master monk guan #dojo kanojo cho #incorrect quotes #source: chowder

[strawberryvanillablast]

Trish: Hold my hand.

Trish: NOW.

Giorno, nervous: *does so*

Giorno and Trish, blushing, holding hands:

Giorno: It burns! It burns!

Trish: Let's go.

#jojo kimyou na bouken #jojo no kimyō na bōken #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo bizarre adventure #jjba part 5 #jojo part 5 #jjba pt 5 #jojo pt 5 #vento aureo #golden wind #giorno giovanna #trish una #source: chowder #giotrish #giorno has no idea how affection works #so he acts awkwardly at first #he can charm and flirt #but receiving actual affection? #that's when he gets flustered and awkward and dorky

[battlecry51]

The Wonderful World of Mickey Mouse Incorrect Quotes (with my OC Casey Alexander-Duck)

Casey and his sons Huey Dewey and Louie are walking down the street when they bump into Daisy and her nieces, April, May and June.

Daisy: And that girls is how I always get Donald to do stuff for me. *sees Casey and deadpan look* Oh, crud.

Casey: *gives Daisy a mocking smile* Oh, look, boys, It's Daisy. Quick, we'd better call the zoo and tell them we found their missing wild, ugly beast.

Just as he said that, a literal wild ugly beast right behind Daisy and the duck girls.

Ugly Beast: Opp! Got to go! *jumps into a nearby window and ran off to somewhere to hide*

#the wonderful world of mickey mouse #casey alexander #huey duck #dewey duck #louie duck #daisy duck #april duck #may duck #june duck #the wonder world of mickeu mouse incorrect quote #source: chowder

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Sel: are you sure this is going to work?

Bree: No. I’m almost certain we’ll all end up dying, probably with lots of blood and guts spewing everywhere.

#legendborn #incorrect legendborn quotes #the legendborn cycle #selwyn kane #bree matthews #source: chowder

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Rocky: What's going on? Where am I?

Ivy: Calvin found you passed out behind some bushes.

Rocky: Oh... was I naked?

#source: chowder #incorrect quotes #rocky rickaby #ivy pepper #lackadaisy #lackadaisy cats #tracy j. butler

[ssj2hindudude]

*Back when Suyodhana was first possessed*

Suyodhana: It just so happens that I'm quite a Casanova when it comes to the ladies, if you know what I mean😏

Sleeper: No. No I don't.

Suyodhana: Yup, sometimes I gotta beat the ladies off with a stick!

*flashback to Krithika being pissed at him*

Suyodhana, waving a stick: BACK WOMAN! BACK, I SAID-

#aru shah #the pandava quintet #the potatoes #aru shah headcanon #aru shah incorrect quotes #aru shah headcanons #source: chowder