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[fjb-blurbs]

Random Kunoichi at a bar: *sits down next to Minato*

Minato: *scoots away*

Kunoichi: hey now, I don’t bite handsome-

Kushina: *slams hands down on table* I FUCKING DO-

#source: criticalrole-incorrectquotes #naruto incorrect quotes #the Kunoichi had nightmares for weeks #starring Kushina looking feral with her long fiery hair floating around #uzumaki kushina #namikaze minato #team minato edition #possibly canon #naruto blurb #shippy #minakushi

[batfammeetsspidergang]

Peni: Where's my stress ball?

Noir: The heck is a stress ball?

Peni: There it is.

Noir: What-

Peni, hugs Noir: When we cuddle, I don't feel as stressed.

Noir: oh

#Incorrect Spiderverse #incorrect quotes #Peni Parker #Spider-Man Noir #Noir #source: criticalrole-incorrectquotes #Marvel

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Jayce: I simultaneously hate myself and think I’m the greatest, smartest, sexiest person alive.

Jayce: The whiplash is incredible.

#incorrect piltover quotes #incorrect quotes #league of legends jayce #jayce talis #league of legends #riot games #source: criticalrole-incorrectquotes

[incorrectcollectiveassrpgs]

Drevyn: [lighting romantic candles and spreading rose petals on the bed]

Blair: Oh, what spell are we doing?

#source: tumblr #source: criticalrole-incorrectquotes #drevyn #blair

[houndsofcorduff]

Boru: I'm done being careful Hayes: You think you were being careful so far?

#hounds incorrect quotes #my ocs #oc: boru #oc: hayes #source: criticalrole-incorrectquotes #queue

[valorrant]

Brimstone, holding an empty cookie jar: How many did you eat roughly?

Raze: None!

Brimstone: Then where did they go?

Raze: I ate them gently.

#source: tumblr #s: criticalrole incorrectquotes #valorant #valorant brimstone #valorant raze #brimstone #raze #brimstone valorant #raze valorant #incorrect valorant #incorrect valorant quotes #incorrect quotes #valorant incorrect quotes #valorant quotes #valorant incorrect

[revelryinthememes]

Izuku, Katsuki, and Shouto: *SCREAMING*

Endeavor, sprinting into the room: WHAT’S WRONG SHOUTO??

Katsuki: WHY ARE YOU ONLY ASKING ICY-HOT?! WE'RE ALL SCREAMING

Endeavor: Because Shouto doesn't scream unless it’s an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

#source: criticalrole-incorrectquotes #endeavor: and also he's my son #incorrect quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect mha quotes #mha #my hero academia #bnha #boku no hero academia #deku #izuku midoriya #midoriya izuku #midoriya #katsuki bakugou #bakugou katsuki #bakugo #bakugou #kacchan #shouto todoroki #todoroki shouto #todoroki #endeavor #the disaster trio #my post

[simping-on-the-daily]

Janus: I know we don’t get along with each other, but I got you a bath bomb for your birthday. So, whenever you’re feeling stressed, just fill your bathtub with water and drop this in. I guarantee all your worries will be over.

Virgil: opens up the bag ....Deceit, this is a toaster.

#could also work with the roles reversed #sander sides #sanders sides #deceit sanders #janus sanders #sanders sides deceit #virgil sanders #anxiety sanders #sanders sides virgil #sanders sides anxiety #sanders sides incorrect quotes #source: criticalrole-incorrectquotes

[atlantis-scribe]

Rodney: (sweating) So there's something I want to ask you—

John: Finally! You're proposing!

Rodney: What— How did you know?

John: Buddy, you've dropped the ring five times tonight.

John: I even picked it up once.

#just saw this and went 'MCSHEP!' so fast i broke the sound barrier #source: criticalrole-incorrectquotes #rodney mckay #john sheppard #mcshep #incorrect quotes #my post

[incorrect-thomastair]

alastair: i don't have any friends.

thomas: bold words for someone in hugging distance.

#this is how coi should have gone #source: criticalrole-incorrectquotes #alastair carstairs #thomas lightwood #thomastair #the last hours #tlh #incorrect quotes

[fjb-blurbs]

[On a mission]

Shizune: I just remembered, I have a bottle of chloroform in my pack. 

Sakura, grabbing the bottle: great! we can use this to knock out the guard.

Sakura: *whacks the guard on the back of the head with the bottle*

Sakura, beaming: it worked!

(x)

#source: criticalrole-incorrectquotes #naruto incorrect quotes #not pictured: #shizune's aggravated sigh #sakura: 😇 #haruno sakura #kato shizune #konoha med school #naruto blurb

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Harlan: I don’t know man. Does she make your heart beat faster?

Everett: I have anxiety, dude. Everything makes my heart beat faster. 

(source)

#wolf pack #harlan briggs #tyler lawrence gray #everett lang #armani jackson #source: criticalrole incorrectquotes

[incorrectjercyquotes]

Jason: Rachel, in your educated opinion, how will I die?

Rachel: Murdered by an angry emperor.

Jason: *nodding* That's a shame.

Percy: What about me?

Rachel: You crave toast while taking a bath.

Percy: I do love bath snacks.

#hhHhhH #jercy #percy jackson #jason grace #pjo #hoo #incorrect hoo quotes #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect percy jackson quotes #incorrect jercy quotes #jason x percy #source: criticalrole-incorrectquotes #murder mention #death tw #OG source: unknown #rachel elizabeth dare

[seungnm]

jisung, felix, and seungmin: [screaming]

chan, sprinting into the room: WHAT’S WRONG SEUNGMIN?!

jisung: WHY ARE YOU ONLY ASKING SEUNGMIN?? WE’RE ALL SCREAMING!

chan: because seungmin only screams when it’s an emergency! you two scream whenever you have the chance!

#han jisung #lee felix #kim seungmin #bang chan #cb97 #j.one #virgo line #september babies #3racha #skz #stray kids #incorrect stray kids #incorrect kpop #incorrect quotes #source: criticalrole-incorrectquotes

[kizzys]

Bucky: I’ve taken a controversial new pill that accelerates my brain.

Steve: So you’re smart now?

Bucky: I’m stupid faster.

#bucky barnes #steve rogers #maybe i should have put sam in there instead #because the end of the line was a fucking lie #captain america #winter soldier #mcu #marvel #avengers #incorrect avengers quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #source: criticalrole-incorrectquotes #source: tumblr #1k

[incorrectsssscomic]

Sigrun: I love the term gender envy, I wanna unlock the other 6 deadly gender sins.

#Stand Still Stay Silent #sssscomic #source: criticalrole-incorrectquotes #sigrun eide #incorrect quotes